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Spaghetti: My sister made a sweater for Spaghetti…I think he loves it. (Source)
Spaghetti: My sister made a sweater for Spaghetti…I think he loves it. (Source)

My sister made a sweater for Spaghetti…I think he loves it. (Source)

Spaghetti: Spaghetti Man Bad
Spaghetti: Spaghetti Man Bad

Spaghetti Man Bad

Spaghetti: Spaghetti and meatballs
Spaghetti: Spaghetti and meatballs

Spaghetti and meatballs

Spaghetti: Happi Spaghetti Emergenci :)
Spaghetti: Happi Spaghetti Emergenci :)

Happi Spaghetti Emergenci :)

Spaghetti: Wheel spaghetti [OC]
Spaghetti: Wheel spaghetti [OC]

Wheel spaghetti [OC]

Spaghetti: It just works by myst-spaghetti MORE MEMES
Spaghetti: It just works by myst-spaghetti MORE MEMES

It just works by myst-spaghetti MORE MEMES

Spaghetti: Spaghetti Time by Jimmy_On_Steroids MORE MEMES
Spaghetti: Spaghetti Time by Jimmy_On_Steroids MORE MEMES

Spaghetti Time by Jimmy_On_Steroids MORE MEMES

Spaghetti: Spaghetti Time
Spaghetti: Spaghetti Time

Spaghetti Time

Spaghetti: gaydexx: essence-of-nature: A burned tree with unusually patterned wood Spaghetti
Spaghetti: gaydexx: essence-of-nature: A burned tree with unusually patterned wood Spaghetti

gaydexx: essence-of-nature: A burned tree with unusually patterned wood Spaghetti

Spaghetti: Everyone was panic buying spaghetti. I was wondering while only one brand was left
Spaghetti: Everyone was panic buying spaghetti. I was wondering while only one brand was left

Everyone was panic buying spaghetti. I was wondering while only one brand was left

Spaghetti: jacgayline: spaghetti party
Spaghetti: jacgayline: spaghetti party

jacgayline: spaghetti party

Spaghetti: Lonelyman and his spaghetti
Spaghetti: Lonelyman and his spaghetti

Lonelyman and his spaghetti

Spaghetti: Lonelyman and his spaghetti
Spaghetti: Lonelyman and his spaghetti

Lonelyman and his spaghetti

Spaghetti: Spaghetti code
Spaghetti: Spaghetti code

Spaghetti code

Spaghetti: mom’s spaghetti
Spaghetti: mom’s spaghetti

mom’s spaghetti

Spaghetti: Twisted spaghetti code
Spaghetti: Twisted spaghetti code

Twisted spaghetti code

Spaghetti: Say hi to Sulley’s spaghetti speaking ancestor
Spaghetti: Say hi to Sulley’s spaghetti speaking ancestor

Say hi to Sulley’s spaghetti speaking ancestor

Spaghetti: You must Sacrifice to the spaghetti god
Spaghetti: You must Sacrifice to the spaghetti god

You must Sacrifice to the spaghetti god

Spaghetti: You must Sacrifice to the spaghetti god by MagmaMonkey264 MORE MEMES
Spaghetti: You must Sacrifice to the spaghetti god by MagmaMonkey264 MORE MEMES

You must Sacrifice to the spaghetti god by MagmaMonkey264 MORE MEMES

Spaghetti: <?php header("Content-type: text/html; charset=utf-8"); *This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code. *I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing *using a BaseX setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried by a handwritten plate of uncommented PHP spaghetti fit to feed an army of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS. The very long BaseX script, very long PHP presenter and very long XSLT *stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I bet they have mismatches somewhere. *Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to *correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing this after a prolonged medical therapy - mostly successful, thanks for asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice: *Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it *in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a relapse simply by opening this file again to write this comment. *Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world * and hope it will be enough. Farewell. error_reporting (E_ALL) ; ini_set("display_errors",true); print('<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF - 8 " ?>'."\n") ; ?> I’m getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea.
Spaghetti: <?php header("Content-type: text/html; charset=utf-8"); *This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code. *I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing *using a BaseX setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried by a handwritten plate of uncommented PHP spaghetti fit to feed an army of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS. The very long BaseX script, very long PHP presenter and very long XSLT *stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I bet they have mismatches somewhere. *Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to *correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing this after a prolonged medical therapy - mostly successful, thanks for asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice: *Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it *in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a relapse simply by opening this file again to write this comment. *Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world * and hope it will be enough. Farewell. error_reporting (E_ALL) ; ini_set("display_errors",true); print('<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF - 8 " ?>'."\n") ; ?> I’m getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea.

I’m getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea.

Spaghetti: ERTENGSA If you accidentally used the wrong spaghetti sauce, you can wash it off in the washing machine.
Spaghetti: ERTENGSA If you accidentally used the wrong spaghetti sauce, you can wash it off in the washing machine.

If you accidentally used the wrong spaghetti sauce, you can wash it off in the washing machine.