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Beautiful, Crush, and Dank: You use the foot brake You use the engine brake You eat a Kit Kat to brake You use reverse gear to brake You crash into a car in front to brake You move to murica, shoot a machine gun and use the recoil to brake You crash into a crowd of people to brake You live in Soviet Russia where crowds of people crush into you to brake You crash into a crowd of people to brake and claim being an ISIS terrorist You crash into a crowd of people to brake and claim being an ISIS terrorist but misspell ISIS by forgetting the second "I" and thereby become an International Space Station which is orbiting earth thus braking is unnecessary You mumble while requesting a glass of juice and accidentally incinerate 6 million people. One thing leads to another and you are responsible for world war 2 Decades after your death time travel is invented and a professional assassin travels back in time in order to kill you and prevent everything you have done. On a beautiful summer day in 1932 the assassin locates you driving your mercedes througlh town and decides to take the shot. He misses the shot, killing an innocent man. A few decades later the grandson of this innocent man invents time travel in order to travel back in time and rescue his grandfather by killing the assassin who shot his grandfather while trying to kill you. Unluckily he messes up his time travel calculations and gets teleported right in front your mercedes. You crash into him and thereby brake. Hmmmmmmmmm via /r/dank_meme https://ift.tt/2NRn9Wv
Beautiful, Crush, and Dank: You use the
 foot brake
 You use the
 engine brake
 You eat a
 Kit Kat to
 brake
 You use
 reverse gear
 to brake
 You crash
 into a car in
 front to brake
 You move to
 murica, shoot a
 machine gun and
 use the recoil to
 brake
 You crash into
 a crowd of
 people to
 brake
 You live in Soviet
 Russia where
 crowds of people
 crush into you to
 brake
 You crash into a
 crowd of people to
 brake and claim being
 an ISIS terrorist
 You crash into a crowd of
 people to brake and claim being
 an ISIS terrorist but misspell
 ISIS by forgetting the second
 "I" and thereby become an
 International Space Station
 which is orbiting earth thus
 braking is unnecessary
 You mumble while requesting a glass of
 juice and accidentally incinerate 6 million
 people. One thing leads to another and
 you are responsible for world war 2
 Decades after your death time travel is
 invented and a professional assassin
 travels back in time in order to kill you and
 prevent everything you have done. On a
 beautiful summer day in 1932 the assassin
 locates you driving your mercedes througlh
 town and decides to take the shot. He
 misses the shot, killing an innocent man. A
 few decades later the grandson of this
 innocent man invents time travel in order
 to travel back in time and rescue his
 grandfather by killing the assassin who
 shot his grandfather while trying to kill
 you. Unluckily he messes up his time travel
 calculations and gets teleported right in
 front your mercedes. You crash into him
 and thereby brake.
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Fall, Power, and Propaganda: Leon Trotsky Proudly Lounging Near Propaganda Depicting His Contributions to Soviet Russia, Years Before His Fall From Power [1922, colorized]
Fall, Power, and Propaganda: Leon Trotsky Proudly Lounging Near Propaganda Depicting His Contributions to Soviet Russia, Years Before His Fall From Power [1922, colorized]

Leon Trotsky Proudly Lounging Near Propaganda Depicting His Contributions to Soviet Russia, Years Before His Fall From Power [1922, colorize...

Beautiful, Crush, and Driving: You use the foot brake You use the engine brake You eat a Kit Kat to brake You use reverse gear to brake You crash into a car in front to brake You move to murica, shoot a machine gun and use the recoil to brake You crash into a crowd of people to brake You live in Soviet Russia where crowds of people crush into you to brake You crash into a crowd of people to brake and claim being an ISIS terrorist You crash into a crowd of people to brake and claim being an ISIS terrorist but misspell ISIS by forgetting the second "I" and thereby become an International Space Station which is orbiting earth thus braking is unnecessary You mumble while requesting a glass of juice and accidentally incinerate 6 million people. One thing leads to another and you are responsible for world war 2 Decades after your death time travel is invented and a professioalassassin travels back in time in order to kill you and prevent everything you have done. On a beautiful summer day in 1932 the assassin locates you driving your mercedes through town and decides to take the shot. He misses the shot, killing an innocent man, A few decades later the grandson of this innocent man invents time travel in order to travel back in time and rescue his grandfather by killing the assassin who shot his grandfather while trying to kill you. Unluckily he messes up his time travel calculations and gets teleported right in front your mercedes. You crash into him and thereby brake. <p>I don&rsquo;t think these edgy memes will get old</p>
Beautiful, Crush, and Driving: You use the
 foot brake
 You use the
 engine brake
 You eat a
 Kit Kat to
 brake
 You use
 reverse gear
 to brake
 You crash
 into a car in
 front to brake
 You move to
 murica, shoot a
 machine gun and
 use the recoil to
 brake
 You crash into
 a crowd of
 people to
 brake
 You live in Soviet
 Russia where
 crowds of people
 crush into you to
 brake
 You crash into a
 crowd of people to
 brake and claim being
 an ISIS terrorist
 You crash into a crowd of
 people to brake and claim being
 an ISIS terrorist but misspell
 ISIS by forgetting the second
 "I" and thereby become an
 International Space Station
 which is orbiting earth thus
 braking is unnecessary
 You mumble while requesting a glass of
 juice and accidentally incinerate 6 million
 people. One thing leads to another and
 you are responsible for world war 2
 Decades after your death time travel is
 invented and a professioalassassin
 travels back in time in order to kill you and
 prevent everything you have done. On a
 beautiful summer day in 1932 the assassin
 locates you driving your mercedes through
 town and decides to take the shot. He
 misses the shot, killing an innocent man, A
 few decades later the grandson of this
 innocent man invents time travel in order
 to travel back in time and rescue his
 grandfather by killing the assassin who
 shot his grandfather while trying to kill
 you. Unluckily he messes up his time travel
 calculations and gets teleported right in
 front your mercedes. You crash into him
 and thereby brake.
<p>I don&rsquo;t think these edgy memes will get old</p>

I don’t think these edgy memes will get old

America, Dank, and Fail: Fig. 1: Capitalism explained by Capitalists Fig, 2: Socialism explained by Socialists Demand Supply Equilibrium Value (relative to inflation, btw) Tax Compensation (Businesses and Rich don't pay taxes they tag them to the prices) +Labor Costs This system will evenutally eliminate the poor and rich Higher Value EquilibriumValue and create one big "working Pensions class," free to reap the whole Value fruits of their labor and those least fortunate members of society will be assisted Price (Higher than equilibrium, as result of costs) Is the price too high for a particular consumer? (Y/N) Equilibrium Value Cost- Fail Equilibrium Value > Cost Win Social Bureacracy Potential sales lost: Potential Capital lost Potential Job Growth lost MiddlePrograms Class $Sale $ Regulation Sales Profit Profits Profit - Shares - Executive Income The employed get money to spend in the market, in turn not only funding other workers via trade, but the businesses who employ more workers; the result is a self-sufficient economy without recourse to government (taxes and labor costs would reduce in the absence of intervention, lowering prices and improving the number of sales.) Capital - Marketing - Research and Development nsion laxes Job Growth All in all, the businessman and shareholders get rich, con- sumers get what they want, workers get their cut, and the poor find jobs Woot Fig. 3: Socialism explained by Capitalists Fig. 4: Capitalism explained by Socialists 19 2 This sytem wil evernutalty ellminato tho poor and rich1. The aim of socialism is to bring the lower and croato one big "workin classes into the middle class and dissolve the class, free to reap the whole PoorPensions u e ubos and oeupper classes; what is not realized here is the east fortunate members of existance of a centralized bureaucracy would only sockety w5 isedset up a new upper class of "bureaucratic elites Socia MiddleProgram Bureacracy privileging themselves with the primary hold on capital and resources as they monopolize distribu- tion; this solution to "class warfare" defeats itself 2. While some individuals are truly disadvantaged and in need of help, automatically labeling the poor as "in need" is a sure way to keep them so. Not only is the welfare system flawed in acting as a "free lunch" to the unwilling, but also a trap, waiting to backfire as soon as individuals standard of living raises to a point where they no longer qualify for aid, but will not maintain a good standard of living for some time until they are independant RichLabor Taxes 4 . The services provided by bureaucracy are poor and make for a tax more expensive than any bill or pricetag on the narket; they are poor for the same reason a diabetic has more incentive to excercise than a perfectly fit individual here's always the threat of health, metaphorically job security. Also, they are more expensive due to added-on ureaucratic costs (paperwork, wages, etc.) and the cost for the actual services themselves, even more so for high- end service. 4. By putting the tax burden on the rich and business, one is sure to hamper industry; every cent of a rofit taxed is a cent lost to being able to provide more jobs, better goods and services, and a better working facility This is to assume that the bureaucracy won't own and manage the workplaces, in which the threat of failure and rofit loss would not factor in decision-making for the company's (worker's) best interests. 5. The fallacy in criticizing he rich as greedy, manipulative, and authoritative is that socialism's alternative, bureaucracy, is in essence no differ nt the problem now is the cronies are working together instead of competing. 6. Like taxation, regulation is a hin- rance to industry; instead of directly cutting into capital, it is a loss of potential gains. While they are good meaning egulations hinder the efficiency and production capabilities of the workplace, only hurting the worker in the end. 7 Soviet Russia, China and North Korea are/were socialist economies; next up, America <p>🅱hit on yourself via /r/dank_meme <a href="http://ift.tt/2eGiP9n">http://ift.tt/2eGiP9n</a></p>
America, Dank, and Fail: Fig. 1: Capitalism
 explained by Capitalists
 Fig, 2: Socialism
 explained by Socialists
 Demand Supply
 Equilibrium Value (relative to inflation, btw)
 Tax Compensation (Businesses and Rich don't pay taxes
 they tag them to the prices)
 +Labor Costs
 This system will evenutally
 eliminate the poor and rich
 Higher
 Value EquilibriumValue
 and create one big "working
 Pensions
 class," free to reap the whole
 Value
 fruits of their labor and those
 least fortunate members of
 society will be assisted
 Price (Higher than equilibrium, as result of costs)
 Is the price too high for a particular consumer? (Y/N)
 Equilibrium Value Cost- Fail
 Equilibrium Value > Cost Win
 Social
 Bureacracy
 Potential sales lost:
 Potential Capital lost
 Potential Job Growth lost
 MiddlePrograms
 Class
 $Sale $
 Regulation
 Sales Profit
 Profits
 Profit
 - Shares
 - Executive Income
 The employed get money to spend in the market, in turn not
 only funding other workers via trade, but the businesses who
 employ more workers; the result is a self-sufficient economy
 without recourse to government (taxes and labor costs would
 reduce in the absence of intervention, lowering prices and
 improving the number of sales.)
 Capital
 - Marketing
 - Research and Development
 nsion
 laxes
 Job Growth
 All in all, the businessman and shareholders get rich, con-
 sumers get what they want, workers get their cut, and the
 poor find jobs
 Woot
 Fig. 3: Socialism
 explained by Capitalists
 Fig. 4: Capitalism
 explained by Socialists
 19
 2
 This sytem wil evernutalty
 ellminato tho poor and rich1. The aim of socialism is to bring the lower
 and croato one big "workin classes into the middle class and dissolve the
 class, free to reap the whole
 PoorPensions u e ubos and oeupper classes; what is not realized here is the
 east fortunate members of
 existance of a centralized bureaucracy would only
 sockety w5 isedset up a new upper class of "bureaucratic elites
 Socia
 MiddleProgram
 Bureacracy privileging themselves with the primary hold on
 capital and resources as they monopolize distribu-
 tion; this solution to "class warfare" defeats itself
 2. While some individuals are truly disadvantaged
 and in need of help, automatically labeling the poor
 as "in need" is a sure way to keep them so. Not
 only is the welfare system flawed in acting as a
 "free lunch" to the unwilling, but also a trap, waiting
 to backfire as soon as individuals standard of living
 raises to a point where they no longer qualify for
 aid, but will not maintain a good standard of living
 for some time until they are independant
 RichLabor
 Taxes
 4
 . The services provided by bureaucracy are poor and make for a tax more expensive than any bill or pricetag on the
 narket; they are poor for the same reason a diabetic has more incentive to excercise than a perfectly fit individual
 here's always the threat of health, metaphorically job security. Also, they are more expensive due to added-on
 ureaucratic costs (paperwork, wages, etc.) and the cost for the actual services themselves, even more so for high-
 end service. 4. By putting the tax burden on the rich and business, one is sure to hamper industry; every cent of a
 rofit taxed is a cent lost to being able to provide more jobs, better goods and services, and a better working facility
 This is to assume that the bureaucracy won't own and manage the workplaces, in which the threat of failure and
 rofit loss would not factor in decision-making for the company's (worker's) best interests. 5. The fallacy in criticizing
 he rich as greedy, manipulative, and authoritative is that socialism's alternative, bureaucracy, is in essence no differ
 nt the problem now is the cronies are working together instead of competing. 6. Like taxation, regulation is a hin-
 rance to industry; instead of directly cutting into capital, it is a loss of potential gains. While they are good meaning
 egulations hinder the efficiency and production capabilities of the workplace, only hurting the worker in the end. 7
 Soviet Russia, China and North Korea are/were socialist economies; next up, America
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Crush, Dank, and Driving: You use the foot brake You use the engine brake You eat a Kit Kat to brake You use reverse gear to brake You crash into a car in front to brake You move to murica, shoot a machine gun and use the recoil to brake You crash into a crowd of people to brake You live in Soviet Russia where crowds of people crush into you to brake You crash into a crowd of people to brake and claim being an ISIS terrorist You crash into a crowd of people to brake and claim being an ISIS terrorist but misspell ISIS by forgetting the second "I" and thereby become an International Space Station which is orbiting earth thus braking is unnecessary You mumble while requesting a glass of juice and accidentally incinerate 6 million people. One thing leads to another and you are responsible for world war 2. Decades after your death time travel is invented and a professional assassin travels back in time in order to kill you and nt everything you have done. On a eautiful summer day in 1932 the assassin locates you driving your mercedes through town and decides to take the shot. He misses the shot, killing an innocent mman. A few decades later the grandson of this innocent man invents time travel in order to travel back in time and rescue his grandlather by killing the assassin who shot his grandfather while trying to kill you. Unluckily he messes up his time travel calculations and gets teleported right in front your mercedes. You crash into him and thereby brake. <p>w o k e via /r/dank_meme <a href="http://ift.tt/2vpvofn">http://ift.tt/2vpvofn</a></p>
Crush, Dank, and Driving: You use the
 foot brake
 You use the
 engine brake
 You eat a
 Kit Kat to
 brake
 You use
 reverse gear
 to brake
 You crash
 into a car in
 front to brake
 You move to
 murica, shoot a
 machine gun and
 use the recoil to
 brake
 You crash into
 a crowd of
 people to
 brake
 You live in Soviet
 Russia where
 crowds of people
 crush into you to
 brake
 You crash into a
 crowd of people to
 brake and claim being
 an ISIS terrorist
 You crash into a crowd of
 people to brake and claim being
 an ISIS terrorist but misspell
 ISIS by forgetting the second
 "I" and thereby become an
 International Space Station
 which is orbiting earth thus
 braking is unnecessary
 You mumble while requesting a glass of
 juice and accidentally incinerate 6 million
 people. One thing leads to another and
 you are responsible for world war 2.
 Decades after your death time travel is
 invented and a professional assassin
 travels back in time in order to kill you and
 nt everything you have done. On a
 eautiful summer day in 1932 the assassin
 locates you driving your mercedes through
 town and decides to take the shot. He
 misses the shot, killing an innocent mman. A
 few decades later the grandson of this
 innocent man invents time travel in order
 to travel back in time and rescue his
 grandlather by killing the assassin who
 shot his grandfather while trying to kill
 you. Unluckily he messes up his time travel
 calculations and gets teleported right in
 front your mercedes. You crash into him
 and thereby brake.
<p>w o k e via /r/dank_meme <a href="http://ift.tt/2vpvofn">http://ift.tt/2vpvofn</a></p>

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