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“The way she crosses the street.. every time.” (Source)

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Florida man casually bringing his pet, shirt-wearing alligator back into his shop (Source)

source: Golden girl spots her dad on the street (Source)
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Golden girl spots her dad on the street (Source)

source: “My mum keeps/ rescues owls, this is our new baby. He’s an African spotted eagle owl, just under 4 weeks old.“ (Source)
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“My mum keeps/ rescues owls, this is our new baby. He’s an African spotted eagle owl, just under 4 weeks old.“ (Source)

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An elephant casually stealing and then returning a wildlife photographer’s hat (Source)

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“After 6 years of living in apartments that don’t accept animals, my wife and I finally moved and were able to get a dog. Meet Gus.” (Sou...

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“Teddy has been working on his quarantine beard. What do you guys think?“ (Source)

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Oh my goodness, now this is a pool party I wouldn’t mind attending. (Source)

source: Rescued Raccoon makes a discovery (Source)
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Rescued Raccoon makes a discovery (Source)

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I like to put hats on my grandparents dog, and she likes to wear them (Source)

source: “This little dude and I have had breakfast/lunch together everyday for the last 4 weeks, always bring him something to eat and he just sits next to me for my entire break at work. My dude.“ (Source)
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“This little dude and I have had breakfast/lunch together everyday for the last 4 weeks, always bring him something to eat and he just si...

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This is Narwhal. He has a tail growing out of his head. It is completely nonfunctional and is not attached to anything life threatening....

source: “I’m not allowed a dog, so my neighbors built a window into my yard so I can pet theirs!” (Source)
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“I’m not allowed a dog, so my neighbors built a window into my yard so I can pet theirs!” (Source)

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collection of wholesome memes with cute twist endings…


Just so yall get the message: these are 2 separate memes

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“Meet our puppy Mochi. He’s 12 weeks old today!” (Source)

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source: inquisitorhotpants: burntcopper: futureevilscientist: optimysticals: uovoc: konec0: sleepyferret: shitfacedanon: dat-soldier: sonnetscrewdriver: dat-soldier: did-you-kno: Source back the fuck up There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up. So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him. The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off. Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes. did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out This just keeps getting better I fucking love history. ok but tbh that story misses a lot of the subtlety of the situation like ok so this story is the Romance of Three Kingdoms, and essentially takes place between Zhuge Liang, resident tactician extraordinaire, and Sima Yi… OTHER resident tactician extraordinaire. The two were both regarded as tactical geniuses and recognized the other as their rival. Zhuge Liang had a reputation for ambushing the SHIT out of his opponents and using the environment to his advantage, thus destroying large armies with a small number of men. Sima Yi (who kind of entered the picture later) was a cautious person whose speciality was unravelling his opponent’s plans before they began. So it was natural that the two would butt heads; however, since Sima Yi tended to have more men and resources, he started winning battles against the former. Which, y’know, kinda sucked. On to the actual story: Zhuge Liang is all like “shit i gotta defend this city with like 10 men.” Literally if he fights ANY kind of battle here, he WILL lose; his only option for survival is not to fight. And that’s looking more and more impossible until he hears that his rival is leading the opposing army. And then he gets this brilliant idea. He basically opens all the gates, sends his men out in civilian clothes to sweep the streets, and sits on top of the gate drinking tea and chilling out and basically makes the whole thing out to be a trap When Sima Yi comes he’s all like “yo come on in bro” and Sima Yi is like “yeah he’s never been that obvious about his traps before. this is definitely a bluff” and he’s about to head in when he realizes wait. he knows that i think he’s bluffing. and so he gets it in his head that maybe, just MAYBE, Zhuge Liang has this cunning plan that will wipe out his army - recall that he has a pretty good handle on what his rival is capable of. And after a long period of deliberation (which is just like “he know that I know that he knows that etc.”), being the cautious man he is, SIma Yi eventually decides to turn his entire army around and leave. Zhuge Liang later points out that the plan was based specifically on the fact that he was facing his rival; if it had been anyone else, there’s no way it would have worked. A dumber or less cautious person would have simply charged in and won without breaking a sweat.  and that’s the real genius here: it was a plan formed entirely just to deceive one man, and it worked. Zhuge Liang is the most brilliant, sneaky-ass bastard in history. One time his side’s army was out of arrows, which pretty much meant they were screwed. So Zhuge Liang goes and does the logical thing, which is build a fuck ton of scarecrows and put them all on boats. Then he makes the men hide in the boats and sail them out on the river. Well, that day was super foggy (which Zhuge Liang had predicted. Did I mention he was also a freakishly accurate meteorologist?). So the enemy across the river sees a fleet of boats armed to the teeth with what appears to be half an army of men. They panic! and start firing arrows like crazy.  Zhuge Liang lets this play out for a while, then he’s like, ”Ok guys that’s enough.” They calmly turn the boats around and go back to base, where they dismantle the scarecrows and pull out all the enemy’s arrows. Zhuge Liang is legend. I love this post. It just keeps getting better. Like seriously, I would have adored learning about this in World History. If you want to see this in cinematic glory, watch Red Cliff. Especially since it makes Zhuge Liang look like this: Red Cliff is 50% bloody battles and 50% eye candy and about half of that eye-candy is due to Zhuge Liang I fully support watching Red Cliff; it’s gloriously silly entertainment during the battle scenes. Guess what just got moved to the top of my watch list?? :D
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There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.


did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out


This just keeps getting better

I fucking love history.

ok but tbh that story misses a lot of the subtlety of the situation like ok
so this story is the Romance of Three Kingdoms, and essentially takes place between Zhuge Liang, resident tactician extraordinaire, and Sima Yi… OTHER resident tactician extraordinaire.
The two were both regarded as tactical geniuses and recognized the other as their rival. Zhuge Liang had a reputation for ambushing the SHIT out of his opponents and using the environment to his advantage, thus destroying large armies with a small number of men. Sima Yi (who kind of entered the picture later) was a cautious person whose speciality was unravelling his opponent’s plans before they began. So it was natural that the two would butt heads; however, since Sima Yi tended to have more men and resources, he started winning battles against the former. Which, y’know, kinda sucked.
On to the actual story: Zhuge Liang is all like “shit i gotta defend this city with like 10 men.” Literally if he fights ANY kind of battle here, he WILL lose; his only option for survival is not to fight. And that’s looking more and more impossible until he hears that his rival is leading the opposing army. And then he gets this brilliant idea. He basically opens all the gates, sends his men out in civilian clothes to sweep the streets, and sits on top of the gate drinking tea and chilling out and basically makes the whole thing out to be a trap
When Sima Yi comes he’s all like “yo come on in bro”
and Sima Yi is like “yeah he’s never been that obvious about his traps before. this is definitely a bluff” and he’s about to head in when he realizes
wait. he knows that i think he’s bluffing.
and so he gets it in his head that maybe, just MAYBE, Zhuge Liang has this cunning plan that will wipe out his army - recall that he has a pretty good handle on what his rival is capable of. And after a long period of deliberation (which is just like “he know that I know that he knows that etc.”), being the cautious man he is, SIma Yi eventually decides to turn his entire army around and leave.
Zhuge Liang later points out that the plan was based specifically on the fact that he was facing his rival; if it had been anyone else, there’s no way it would have worked. A dumber or less cautious person would have simply charged in and won without breaking a sweat. 
and that’s the real genius here: it was a plan formed entirely just to deceive one man, and it worked.

Zhuge Liang is the most brilliant, sneaky-ass bastard in history. One time his side’s army was out of arrows, which pretty much meant they were screwed. So Zhuge Liang goes and does the logical thing, which is build a fuck ton of scarecrows and put them all on boats. Then he makes the men hide in the boats and sail them out on the river.
Well, that day was super foggy (which Zhuge Liang had predicted. Did I mention he was also a freakishly accurate meteorologist?). So the enemy across the river sees a fleet of boats armed to the teeth with what appears to be half an army of men. They panic! and start firing arrows like crazy. 
Zhuge Liang lets this play out for a while, then he’s like, ”Ok guys that’s enough.” They calmly turn the boats around and go back to base, where they dismantle the scarecrows and pull out all the enemy’s arrows.
Zhuge Liang is legend.

I love this post. It just keeps getting better. Like seriously, I would have adored learning about this in World History.

If you want to see this in cinematic glory, watch Red Cliff.
Especially since it makes Zhuge Liang look like this:
Red Cliff is 50% bloody battles and 50% eye candy and about half of that eye-candy is due to Zhuge Liang

I fully support watching Red Cliff; it’s gloriously silly entertainment during the battle scenes.

Guess what just got moved to the top of my watch list?? :D

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This is a cat dryer(Source)

justcatposts: This is a cat dryer(Source)

source: justcatposts: “My rescue cat allows me to help him groom”(Source)
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“My rescue cat allows me to help him groom”(Source)

justcatposts: “My rescue cat allows me to help him groom”(Source)

source: justcatposts: “This kitty slept by our door last night after we removed multiple ticks from him. He returned when we came home from work today. He’s so friendly.”(Source)
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“This kitty slept by our door last night after we removed multiple ticks from him. He returned when we came home from work today. He’s so friendly.”(Source)

justcatposts: “This kitty slept by our door last night after we removed multiple ticks from him. He returned when we came home from work...

source: justcatposts: “My cat decided to arrive at precisely the right moment during story time with my daughter.”(Source)
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“My cat decided to arrive at precisely the right moment during story time with my daughter.”(Source)

justcatposts: “My cat decided to arrive at precisely the right moment during story time with my daughter.”(Source)

source: justcatposts: “Not using the heater during quarantine to save $$. Thought the cat was missing 🙃”(Source)
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“Not using the heater during quarantine to save $$. Thought the cat was missing 🙃”(Source)

justcatposts: “Not using the heater during quarantine to save $$. Thought the cat was missing 🙃”(Source)

source: justcatposts: “My neighbor’s cat has decided that we’re friends, and now demands pet tax whenever I get home. Today I did not move fast enough.”(Source)
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“My neighbor’s cat has decided that we’re friends, and now demands pet tax whenever I get home. Today I did not move fast enough.”(Source)

justcatposts: “My neighbor’s cat has decided that we’re friends, and now demands pet tax whenever I get home. Today I did not move fast...

source: Where would we be without open source? According to this, we’re all communists at heart… Thanks for reminding us Microsoft.
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Where would we be without open source? According to this, we’re all communists at heart… Thanks for reminding us Microsoft.

source: justcatposts: My cat likes to walk on her wheel while I’m on my exercise bike. The way she looks at me makes my heart melt 😻😭 (Source)
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My cat likes to walk on her wheel while I’m on my exercise bike. The way she looks at me makes my heart melt 😻😭 (Source)

justcatposts: My cat likes to walk on her wheel while I’m on my exercise bike. The way she looks at me makes my heart melt 😻😭 (Source)

source: justcatposts: Every year a bobcat mama gives birth to a litter of kittens on my roof. I set up a camera this time around. (Source)
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Every year a bobcat mama gives birth to a litter of kittens on my roof. I set up a camera this time around. (Source)

justcatposts: Every year a bobcat mama gives birth to a litter of kittens on my roof. I set up a camera this time around. (Source)

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This cats peculiar jumping style (Source) - via @theladbible

justcatposts: This cats peculiar jumping style (Source) - via @theladbible

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Nervous kitty finding a comforting place while at the vet (Source)

justcatposts: Nervous kitty finding a comforting place while at the vet (Source)

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“He’ll grow up to be a fierce predator some day. Today, he’s just a muppet.” (Source)

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“Attempted to take a cute video of my cats licking each other, and then this happened…” 
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“My cat Blackberry has done this before but my friends told me it was really impressive and I should share..” (Source)

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Someone send this little fella to DGT (Doggos Got Talent) (Source)

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“Left my cat alone with a camera for 30 minutes and now I can never leave again.” 
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A Dad Is Making ‘How to’ Videos for Kids Without Fathers and It’s so Wholesome


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“I rescued this cat off the street. Photos before and after. One month difference.“ (Source)

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“My wife and I forgot to close the garage last night. I think it became the meeting place for a secret cat gang.” (Source)

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The happiest (and hoppiest) bully in the world 🌎 “Chunk” (Source)

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A Blue-footed Booby proudly showing off their very impressive feet 🔥 Sound on(Source)

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