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Soon...: bisexualbaker: bisexualbaker: thwippersnapple: Tingle just cranked out 50k words for a spite story for JKR and I am LIVING for it! [Image one: Tweet from Chuck Tingle ( @ChuckTingle ): please enjoy new full length adult romance novel (52000 words) in paperback or ebook about the best wizard: TRANS WIZARD HARRIET PORBER AND THE BAD BOY PARASAUROLOPHUS available now also trans rights amazon.com/dp/B08B386R6J ] [Image two: Cover of the aforementioned Harriet Porber novel; Harriet is front and center, a young trans woman with light skin, long dark hair, and glasses; she has a wand raised in her right hand. Behind her are a mammoth in a wizard’s hat, an anthropomorphic duck-billed dinosaur, and a motorcycle with the head of a woman.] Chuck Tingle is a gift. OMG the summary: Trans wizard Harriet Porber is a master spellsmith who’s found herself in a bit of a pickle. After finishing wizard college, Harriet made a name for herself by creating a hit viral spell, but has since failed to craft a follow up. Now Harriet’s agent, Minerma, is breathing down her neck, suggesting that Harriet take a trip to an island off the coast of England for inspiration.Hoping for some peace and quiet to clear her head, Harriet Porber arrives to find that her new neighbor, an angsty bard named Snabe from the band Seven Inch Nails, is already there making a racket. This parasaurolophus spellcaster is a bad boy through and through, and with his incredible powers of metamagic, Snabe reveals that this layer of reality is much more than it seems. Could Harriet and Snabe really be characters in a parody romance novel?Soon enough, these two are discovering they have more similarities than differences: both trans, both strong, and both hoping to create a new spell that will change the world. But with the addition of two devious sentient motorcycles to the mix, Dellatrix and Braco, things start to get complicated.Now trans wizard Harriet Porber is caught up in a tale of magic and mystery where nothing is as it seems, except for one universal truth: love is real.This is a 52,000 word bad boy romance novel for adults. It contains some explicit scenes.
Soon...: bisexualbaker:

bisexualbaker:
thwippersnapple:
Tingle just cranked out 50k words for a spite story for JKR and I am LIVING for it!
[Image one: Tweet from Chuck Tingle ( @ChuckTingle ): please enjoy new full length adult romance novel (52000 words) in paperback or ebook about the best wizard: TRANS WIZARD HARRIET PORBER AND THE BAD BOY PARASAUROLOPHUS available now also trans rights amazon.com/dp/B08B386R6J ]
[Image two: Cover of the aforementioned Harriet Porber novel; Harriet is front and center, a young trans woman with light skin, long dark hair, and glasses; she has a wand raised in her right hand. Behind her are a mammoth in a wizard’s hat, an anthropomorphic duck-billed dinosaur, and a motorcycle with the head of a woman.]
Chuck Tingle is a gift.

OMG the summary:
Trans wizard Harriet Porber is a master spellsmith who’s found herself 
in a bit of a pickle. After finishing wizard college, Harriet made a 
name for herself by creating a hit viral spell, but has since failed to 
craft a follow up. Now Harriet’s agent, Minerma, is breathing down her 
neck, suggesting that Harriet take a trip to an island off the coast of 
England for inspiration.Hoping for some peace and quiet to clear
 her head, Harriet Porber arrives to find that her new neighbor, an 
angsty bard named Snabe from the band Seven Inch Nails, is already there
 making a racket. This parasaurolophus spellcaster is a bad boy through 
and through, and with his incredible powers of metamagic, Snabe reveals 
that this layer of reality is much more than it seems. Could Harriet and
 Snabe really be characters in a parody romance novel?Soon 
enough, these two are discovering they have more similarities than 
differences: both trans, both strong, and both hoping to create a new 
spell that will change the world. But with the addition of two devious 
sentient motorcycles to the mix, Dellatrix and Braco, things start to 
get complicated.Now trans wizard Harriet Porber is caught up in a
 tale of magic and mystery where nothing is as it seems, except for one 
universal truth: love is real.This is a 52,000 word bad boy romance novel for adults. It contains some explicit scenes.

bisexualbaker: bisexualbaker: thwippersnapple: Tingle just cranked out 50k words for a spite story for JKR and I am LIVING for it! [Imag...

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Soon...: I guess PetCo is not getting Kimberly’s business any time soon
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I guess PetCo is not getting Kimberly’s business any time soon

Soon...: I guess PetCo is not getting Kimberly’s business any time soon
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I guess PetCo is not getting Kimberly’s business any time soon

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Soon...: I hope the shit happening in America ends soon

I hope the shit happening in America ends soon

Soon...: awesomacious: As soon as bacon bits that pan…
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As soon as bacon bits that pan…

awesomacious: As soon as bacon bits that pan…

Soon...: awesomacious: Hoping it’ll end soon
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Hoping it’ll end soon

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Soon...: Invest in Space Force Generals - Get in on the ground level - taking off soon! via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2zgs1z9
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Soon...: phantomemes: lines taken from various characters and events in  tri - crescendo’s  game  ,  eternal sonata  ( 2007 ) .  feel free to change pronouns   ( he , she , they , i , etc )   &  tenses as you feel necessary . “ the morning light has now come ” “ it takes but a moment  ,  don’t worry ” “ you do not understand ” “ live in ignorance  ,  die in ignorance ” “ forget the pain you felt in the dream ” “ this is but a brief parting ” “ bow down before me ” “ cry me a river  ,  you wimp ” “ sorry  ,  but i’m in a hurry ” “ stay away from me ” “ will somebody please take care of that ? ” “ just shut your mouth and watch ” “ you better beg for mercy from this one ” “ you don’t look so good ” “ picking on weaklings really isn’t my style ” “ i’ll be perfectly polite when i send you flying ” “ are you looking down on me ? ” “ soon you’ll be dust on the ground ” “ would you just open your eyes ? ” “ pride goeth before the fall ” “ anything that gets in my way is going down ” “ transforming weakness into strength  ;  strength will surely become weakness ” “ break free from the cage that holds you ” “ when plants die  ,  the earth does not tremble ” “ if you strike a person their soul is scattered ” “ virtue does exist in this world ” “ i will be the shield that protects my people ” “ you gutless coward ” “ to me thou art a bone  ,  to me thou art as limbs ” “ the night shall become my clause ” “ my resolve will never waver ” “ so long you stupid bastard ” “ this is the end of your pathetic lives ” “ to enjoy the morning roses you must kill the insects ” “ you will die trembling ” “ oh  ,  i’ll hang you very slowly ” “ there is no tomorrow for the weak ” “ if something can not be recognized  ,  does it even exist ? ” “ war is simply a battle of egos ” “ at some point it’s no longer about who wins or loses ” “ i believe that the future holds infinite hope for all of us ” “ when a man’s consciousness is fading away he will find without fail that he comes face to face with his own soul and must challenge it ” “ i only want a chance to do something to help everyone ” “ ignoring the things that seem too hard to do eventually becomes a habit  ,  the natural thing to do ” “ the time has come for everything to be settled ” “ was this always my life’s purpose ? ” “ no one wants to touch someone like me ” “ do you plan to spend your whole life pretending to be someone you’re not ? ” “ people tend to act in ways that suit their own best interests ” “ you can’t just sit back and accept a destiny of death ” “ you can’t hesitate ” “ when one thing comes to an end  ,  something else begins ” “ you can give up when it’s really  ,  truly  ,  absolutely the very end ” “ are we only destined for destruction ? ” “ my life is nothing compared to his ” “ everything I’ve ever done has always just been an act ” “ making excuses just makes you look pathetic ” “ we learn from our mistakes and grow from them ” “ when you eliminate all the other possibilities  ,  you cannot escape the truth that remains ” “ there’s no use in comparing the dead with the living ” “ he needs to remember this pain ” “ i’ve no interest in hearing about your failure ” “ what I want is to be adored and admired for eternity ” “ you have a heart that sees the world with open eyes ”
Soon...: phantomemes:
lines taken from various characters and events in  tri - crescendo’s  game  ,  eternal sonata  ( 2007 ) .  feel free to change pronouns   ( he , she , they , i , etc )   &  tenses as you feel necessary .
“ the morning light has now come ”
“ it takes but a moment  ,  don’t worry ”
“ you do not understand ”
“ live in ignorance  ,  die in ignorance ”
“ forget the pain you felt in the dream ”
“ this is but a brief parting ”
“ bow down before me ”
“ cry me a river  ,  you wimp ”
“ sorry  ,  but i’m in a hurry ”
“ stay away from me ”
“ will somebody please take care of that ? ”
“ just shut your mouth and watch ”
“ you better beg for mercy from this one ”
“ you don’t look so good ”
“ picking on weaklings really isn’t my style ”
“ i’ll be perfectly polite when i send you flying ”
“ are you looking down on me ? ”
“ soon you’ll be dust on the ground ”
“ would you just open your eyes ? ”
“ pride goeth before the fall ”
“ anything that gets in my way is going down ”
“ transforming weakness into strength  ;  strength will surely become weakness ”
“ break free from the cage that holds you ”
“ when plants die  ,  the earth does not tremble ”
“ if you strike a person their soul is scattered ”
“ virtue does exist in this world ”
“ i will be the shield that protects my people ”
“ you gutless coward ”
“ to me thou art a bone  ,  to me thou art as limbs ”
“ the night shall become my clause ”
“ my resolve will never waver ”
“ so long you stupid bastard ”
“ this is the end of your pathetic lives ”
“ to enjoy the morning roses you must kill the insects ”
“ you will die trembling ”
“ oh  ,  i’ll hang you very slowly ”
“ there is no tomorrow for the weak ”
“ if something can not be recognized  ,  does it even exist ? ”
“ war is simply a battle of egos ”
“ at some point it’s no longer about who wins or loses ”
“ i believe that the future holds infinite hope for all of us ”
“ when a man’s consciousness is fading away he will find without fail that he comes face to face with his own soul and must challenge it ”
“ i only want a chance to do something to help everyone ”
“ ignoring the things that seem too hard to do eventually becomes a habit  ,  the natural thing to do ”
“ the time has come for everything to be settled ”
“ was this always my life’s purpose ? ”
“ no one wants to touch someone like me ”
“ do you plan to spend your whole life pretending to be someone you’re not ? ”
“ people tend to act in ways that suit their own best interests ”
“ you can’t just sit back and accept a destiny of death ”
“ you can’t hesitate ”
“ when one thing comes to an end  ,  something else begins ”
“ you can give up when it’s really  ,  truly  ,  absolutely the very end ”
“ are we only destined for destruction ? ”
“ my life is nothing compared to his ”
“ everything I’ve ever done has always just been an act ”
“ making excuses just makes you look pathetic ”
“ we learn from our mistakes and grow from them ”
“ when you eliminate all the other possibilities  ,  you cannot escape the truth that remains ”
“ there’s no use in comparing the dead with the living ”
“ he needs to remember this pain ”
“ i’ve no interest in hearing about your failure ”
“ what I want is to be adored and admired for eternity ”
“ you have a heart that sees the world with open eyes ”

phantomemes: lines taken from various characters and events in  tri - crescendo’s  game  ,  eternal sonata  ( 2007 ) .  feel free to chan...

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His guards may need it soon

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His bodyguards may need this soon

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Soon...: Might lose my cool soon..assholes seem to be immune to covid, quarantine orders, AND traffic laws
Soon...: Might lose my cool soon..assholes seem to be immune to covid, quarantine orders, AND traffic laws

Might lose my cool soon..assholes seem to be immune to covid, quarantine orders, AND traffic laws

Soon...: Hoping it’ll end soon
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Hoping it’ll end soon

Soon...: epicdndmemes: You think you’re REDy for my rhymes? You’ll soon be GREEN as envious limes!
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You think you’re REDy for my rhymes? You’ll soon be GREEN as envious limes!

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Soon...: “You gonna be done soon?” (via)
Soon...: “You gonna be done soon?” (via)

“You gonna be done soon?” (via)

Soon...: This kid is going places, not now, but soon
Soon...: This kid is going places, not now, but soon

This kid is going places, not now, but soon

Soon...: The first one ended too soon for how lax it was.
Soon...: The first one ended too soon for how lax it was.

The first one ended too soon for how lax it was.

Soon...: I hope it’s not too soon [OC]
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I hope it’s not too soon [OC]

Soon...: Pretty soon we’ll all be carrying tracking devices with cameras.
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Pretty soon we’ll all be carrying tracking devices with cameras.

Soon...: The burglars are gonna die soon (OC) by thebreakingmad0 MORE MEMES
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The burglars are gonna die soon (OC)

Soon...: awesomacious: Please stop growing this won’t be nearly as fun soon…
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Please stop growing this won’t be nearly as fun soon…

awesomacious: Please stop growing this won’t be nearly as fun soon…

Soon...: It doesn't seem like the internet will get tired of Sonic memes anytime soon! #Sonic #Dank #Robotnik #Memes
Soon...: It doesn't seem like the internet will get tired of Sonic memes anytime soon! #Sonic #Dank #Robotnik #Memes

It doesn't seem like the internet will get tired of Sonic memes anytime soon! #Sonic #Dank #Robotnik #Memes

Soon...: Too soon?
Soon...: Too soon?

Too soon?

Soon...: It will always be too soon (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
Soon...: It will always be too soon (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

It will always be too soon (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Soon...: It will always be too soon
Soon...: It will always be too soon

It will always be too soon

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Soon...: It will always be too soon by KingPZe
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Prepare will be soon

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