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Memes, Scare, and Soon...: Vampire Scare in Malawi Forces U.N. To Relocate lts Staff, After Vigilante "Vampire Hunters" Kill Five @balleralert Vampire Scare in Malawi Forces U.N. To Relocate Its Staff, After Vigilante “Vampire Hunters” Kill Five – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Monday, the United Nations removed its staff from two districts in southern Malawi over vampire scares in the area. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to reports, the vampire anxieties has left the region on high alert, and has sparked vigilante violence that has led to the death of five people. As a result, the United Nations announced that some of their staff has relocated in the wake of the vampire fright. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Although it remains unclear how many staff members have been relocated, the UN Department of Safety and Security said it would continue to monitor the situation to “ensure all affected UN staff are back in the field as soon as possible.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to reports, lynch mobs have murdered at least five people, after accusing them of vampirism. A similar incident linked to vampire rumors sparked in Malawi back in 2002. The return of the scare is believed to have come from neighboring Mozambique, although the reason remains unclear. However, a “temporary suspension of U.N. activities in the area until the situation is normalized,” has been recommended and a night-time curfew has been imposed.
Memes, Scare, and Soon...: Vampire Scare in Malawi Forces U.N. To
 Relocate lts Staff, After Vigilante "Vampire
 Hunters" Kill Five
 @balleralert
Vampire Scare in Malawi Forces U.N. To Relocate Its Staff, After Vigilante “Vampire Hunters” Kill Five – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Monday, the United Nations removed its staff from two districts in southern Malawi over vampire scares in the area. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to reports, the vampire anxieties has left the region on high alert, and has sparked vigilante violence that has led to the death of five people. As a result, the United Nations announced that some of their staff has relocated in the wake of the vampire fright. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Although it remains unclear how many staff members have been relocated, the UN Department of Safety and Security said it would continue to monitor the situation to “ensure all affected UN staff are back in the field as soon as possible.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to reports, lynch mobs have murdered at least five people, after accusing them of vampirism. A similar incident linked to vampire rumors sparked in Malawi back in 2002. The return of the scare is believed to have come from neighboring Mozambique, although the reason remains unclear. However, a “temporary suspension of U.N. activities in the area until the situation is normalized,” has been recommended and a night-time curfew has been imposed.

Vampire Scare in Malawi Forces U.N. To Relocate Its Staff, After Vigilante “Vampire Hunters” Kill Five – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀...

Anaconda, Ass, and Baseball: u/Thigpenology 1d i.redd.it I met this local wet-nosed pup at the bar, his name is Smudge @DrSmashlove Playoff baseball is upon us. Now some of u ladies who grew up with brothers and-or a father (who was actually present 🤗) already know a thing or two about sports. Matter fact y’all know a LOT about sports, y’all be at the bars with your blond pony tail hanging out the back of your cubs snap back recalling stats like a cot damn baseball announcer lol. But some of y’all - like me (raised with sisters 🙋‍♂️😂) - don’t know shiiiiiiiiit. Zero. Nada. And that’s completely fine! Sports are gay! (No offense to sports fans or homosexuals - I’m just saying let’s call it what it is - if u a man who spend his days admiring men in tight pants then u a lil gay! Just a lil bit 👌😂). But anyway when it come to baseball it’s one way to easily cheat and participate in any baseball discussion. As soon as a discussion about an impending baseball game come up, say one thing. Just one. U ready? “Who’s pitching?” Bam. BAM. Wind that boy up and let his ass go. Watch his ass talk for 45 MINUTES about the pitchers on both sides. “Well for the Nats it’s Strasburg - dude is INCREDIBLE - fastballs over 100 mph” etc etc until you fall asleep face down in yo burger and fries u feel me? But u let him talk. That’s all it is - talking. I go out on dates and afterward the girl be like “we clicked - you’re amazing - talking to u felt so natural ☺️” and I’m thinking “yeah bish because I ain’t talk! You talked and I nodded! U talked enuf for both of us witchoe tawkin ass!” 😂 But real talk just say it with me: “who’s pitching?” And let him talk his sh!t. And watch him text his family the next day talmbout “OMG I MET A GIRL NAMED MEGAN AND SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND SHE LOVES BASEBALL” and his sister Karen just like “finally! You ex Kelly hated baseball! That b!tch!” Now y’all getting married. U feel me? U choosing bridesmaids dresses and picking appetizers for the wedding off of “who’s pitching?” Warning: don’t say “who’s on the mound?” That’s a little too manly baby girl u don’t want him thinking yo armpits hairy lol. “who’s on the mound?” That’s like calling him “bro” ... like Bryson Tiller said: “Don’t.” Who’s pitching? Now go get married Megan bless up 😍😂😂😂
Anaconda, Ass, and Baseball: u/Thigpenology 1d i.redd.it
 I met this local wet-nosed pup at the bar, his
 name is Smudge
 @DrSmashlove
Playoff baseball is upon us. Now some of u ladies who grew up with brothers and-or a father (who was actually present 🤗) already know a thing or two about sports. Matter fact y’all know a LOT about sports, y’all be at the bars with your blond pony tail hanging out the back of your cubs snap back recalling stats like a cot damn baseball announcer lol. But some of y’all - like me (raised with sisters 🙋‍♂️😂) - don’t know shiiiiiiiiit. Zero. Nada. And that’s completely fine! Sports are gay! (No offense to sports fans or homosexuals - I’m just saying let’s call it what it is - if u a man who spend his days admiring men in tight pants then u a lil gay! Just a lil bit 👌😂). But anyway when it come to baseball it’s one way to easily cheat and participate in any baseball discussion. As soon as a discussion about an impending baseball game come up, say one thing. Just one. U ready? “Who’s pitching?” Bam. BAM. Wind that boy up and let his ass go. Watch his ass talk for 45 MINUTES about the pitchers on both sides. “Well for the Nats it’s Strasburg - dude is INCREDIBLE - fastballs over 100 mph” etc etc until you fall asleep face down in yo burger and fries u feel me? But u let him talk. That’s all it is - talking. I go out on dates and afterward the girl be like “we clicked - you’re amazing - talking to u felt so natural ☺️” and I’m thinking “yeah bish because I ain’t talk! You talked and I nodded! U talked enuf for both of us witchoe tawkin ass!” 😂 But real talk just say it with me: “who’s pitching?” And let him talk his sh!t. And watch him text his family the next day talmbout “OMG I MET A GIRL NAMED MEGAN AND SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND SHE LOVES BASEBALL” and his sister Karen just like “finally! You ex Kelly hated baseball! That b!tch!” Now y’all getting married. U feel me? U choosing bridesmaids dresses and picking appetizers for the wedding off of “who’s pitching?” Warning: don’t say “who’s on the mound?” That’s a little too manly baby girl u don’t want him thinking yo armpits hairy lol. “who’s on the mound?” That’s like calling him “bro” ... like Bryson Tiller said: “Don’t.” Who’s pitching? Now go get married Megan bless up 😍😂😂😂

Playoff baseball is upon us. Now some of u ladies who grew up with brothers and-or a father (who was actually present 🤗) already know a thin...

Ass, Beautiful, and Dating: Let's Talk: Why Do Black Women Get Praised For Dating Men Outside Of Their Race But Black Men Get Bashed? @balleralert Read More: www.balleralert.com Let’s Talk: Why Do Black Women Get Praised For Dating Men Outside Of Their Race But Black Men Get Bashed? -blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In this day and age, black women are praised for dating white men but as soon as a black man does it, he’s called all kinds of names. What’s the difference? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As soon as a black woman has been lied to and cheated on by a black man, her girls are like, “you are better off with a white man. Leave his ass girl.” Women praise her for dating outside of her race. Does the race really matter when it comes to infidelity or lying? Last time I checked, all races cheat. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Now, when a black man hooks up or marries a woman of another race he’s trash. Why is that? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “All these beautiful black women out here and he goes to a woman outside of his race.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Well, is it possible that he feels the same way you do towards men, better yet black men? What if he wants a change like you do? No need to make him feel like less of a man for dating a white woman. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Date who the hell you want to date. It’s not about what everyone else thinks. Your happiness is all that matters. If you want to date black, white, Mexican, Puerto Rican , Japanese,etc., then do so ...to read more log on to BallerAlert.com (clickable link on profile)
Ass, Beautiful, and Dating: Let's Talk: Why Do Black Women Get
 Praised For Dating Men Outside Of Their
 Race But Black Men Get Bashed?
 @balleralert
 Read More: www.balleralert.com
Let’s Talk: Why Do Black Women Get Praised For Dating Men Outside Of Their Race But Black Men Get Bashed? -blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In this day and age, black women are praised for dating white men but as soon as a black man does it, he’s called all kinds of names. What’s the difference? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As soon as a black woman has been lied to and cheated on by a black man, her girls are like, “you are better off with a white man. Leave his ass girl.” Women praise her for dating outside of her race. Does the race really matter when it comes to infidelity or lying? Last time I checked, all races cheat. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Now, when a black man hooks up or marries a woman of another race he’s trash. Why is that? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “All these beautiful black women out here and he goes to a woman outside of his race.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Well, is it possible that he feels the same way you do towards men, better yet black men? What if he wants a change like you do? No need to make him feel like less of a man for dating a white woman. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Date who the hell you want to date. It’s not about what everyone else thinks. Your happiness is all that matters. If you want to date black, white, Mexican, Puerto Rican , Japanese,etc., then do so ...to read more log on to BallerAlert.com (clickable link on profile)

Let’s Talk: Why Do Black Women Get Praised For Dating Men Outside Of Their Race But Black Men Get Bashed? -blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀...