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America, Apparently, and Beautiful: dank-space-memes: inkandcayenne: wilfulwayfarer: rasec-wizzlbang: dalaisa-katili: local-emo-mom: anarcho-individualist: explanatorypower: i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me This is the america they don’t want you to see i love america This is what you call Waffle House at 2 am when the bars close and everyone is drunk and hungry *group of people having fun*this site: wtf this is so scary People having safe fun at a waffle house is scary for most Tumblr bloggers, reports say. Some context for those not familiar with Waffle House Culture:  Waffle House is one of the few chains in America that’s open 24/7/365, and where you can get both breakfast and lunch/dinner options at any time (I have had so many Breakfast Cheeseburgers at Waffle Houses). The food is really good, and people eat there at all times of the day or night, but it’s particularly popular as a late-night post-drinking spot because it’s all that’s open and it’s the kind of food that tastes especially good when you’re hammered. Part of Waffle House Protocol is that all the servers and cooks greet every single customer as they come through the door. It sounds lame, but I’ve never been to a Waffle House where that greeting didn’t feel completely heartfelt. My mom is a health nut who could barely find anything on the menu she was willing to eat and yet she describes the Christmas Day lunch we had there one year as one of the nicest meals she’s ever had because everyone was so warm and welcoming. That sense of camaraderie gets turned up to 11, of course, at 2 a.m. when everyone’s shitfaced. The jukeboxes have Waffle-House-themed songs on them (once you have heard “Raisins in my Toast” you will be earwormed forever) and there is an arcane system of hash brown ordering: scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, diced, peppered, and/or capped. The hot sauce bottles say “Casa de Waffle.”  Once, in Oxford (UK), my husband and I walked past a kebab van very late one night and he said “why do I smell Waffle House” The location of most Waffle Houses means there’s some… classism that tends to get tied up with Anti-Waffle House Discourse, which is probably lending itself, in part, to this being such a fraught topic. (I’m looking at a map and apparently I was born and raised right in the middle of the Peak Waffle House Density Zone) It is, in the words of chef Anthony Bourdain, “indeed marvelous— an irony-free zone where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts; where everybody regardless of race, creed, color or degree of inebriation is welcomed.” This was adorable lmao Waffle Houses are also kind of popular places to get shot at but other than that it’s pretty dank
America, Apparently, and Beautiful: dank-space-memes:
inkandcayenne:

wilfulwayfarer:

rasec-wizzlbang:

dalaisa-katili:

local-emo-mom:

anarcho-individualist:

explanatorypower:
i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me

This is the america they don’t want you to see

i love america

This is what you call Waffle House at 2 am when the bars close and everyone is drunk and hungry

*group of people having fun*this site: wtf this is so scary


People having safe fun at a waffle house is scary for most Tumblr bloggers, reports say.

Some context for those not familiar with Waffle House Culture: 
Waffle House is one of the few chains in America that’s open 24/7/365, and where you can get both breakfast and lunch/dinner options at any time (I have had so many Breakfast Cheeseburgers at Waffle Houses). The food is really good, and people eat there at all times of the day or night, but it’s particularly popular as a late-night post-drinking spot because it’s all that’s open and it’s the kind of food that tastes especially good when you’re hammered.
Part of Waffle House Protocol is that all the servers and cooks greet every single customer as they come through the door. It sounds lame, but I’ve never been to a Waffle House where that greeting didn’t feel completely heartfelt. My mom is a health nut who could barely find anything on the menu she was willing to eat and yet she describes the Christmas Day lunch we had there one year as one of the nicest meals she’s ever had because everyone was so warm and welcoming. That sense of camaraderie gets turned up to 11, of course, at 2 a.m. when everyone’s shitfaced.
The jukeboxes have Waffle-House-themed songs on them (once you have heard “Raisins in my Toast” you will be earwormed forever) and there is an arcane system of hash brown ordering: scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, diced, peppered, and/or capped. The hot sauce bottles say “Casa de Waffle.” 
Once, in Oxford (UK), my husband and I walked past a kebab van very late one night and he said “why do I smell Waffle House”
The location of most Waffle Houses means there’s some… classism that tends to get tied up with Anti-Waffle House Discourse, which is probably lending itself, in part, to this being such a fraught topic. (I’m looking at a map and apparently I was born and raised right in the middle of the Peak Waffle House Density Zone)
It is, in the words of chef Anthony Bourdain, “indeed marvelous— an irony-free zone where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts; where everybody regardless of race, creed, color or degree of inebriation is welcomed.”


This was adorable lmao
Waffle Houses are also kind of popular places to get shot at but other than that it’s pretty dank

dank-space-memes: inkandcayenne: wilfulwayfarer: rasec-wizzlbang: dalaisa-katili: local-emo-mom: anarcho-individualist: explanatorypow...

Alive, Cats, and Coldplay: julia reinstein@juliareinstein I learned how to do CPR today so now know how to save your life but more importantly I found out New York Presbyterian Hospital maintains a Spotify playlist of songs that are the right beat to time CPR compressions to and it is on point 9:49イ Gives You Hell The All-American Rejects When The World Co.. Songs to do CPR to l of these son ht Heartbreaker Mariah Carey, JAY Z Rainbow beat to perform CPR. Pick o remember SHUFFLE PLAY case you ever need to save a life PLAYLIST BY MMMBop-Single Version Hanson The Best Of Hanson 20th Century Mast.. Who's That Girl Madonna Celebration (double disc version) NYPHOSPITAL Gives You Hell The All-American Rejects When The World Co.. Fast Car Tracy Chapman-Tracy Chapman E May 18, 2017 2h 56m Heartbreaker Mariah Carey, JAY Z Rainbow FI Sugar Ray Rhino Hi-Five: Sugar Ray Who's That Girl Madonna Celebration (double disc version) Rock This Town-Single Edit/24 Bit Ma… Stray Cats The Brian Setzer Collection 1981-198 SHUFFLE PLAY Download Fast Car O Tracy Chapman Tracy Chapman Hips Don't Lie Shakira, Wyclef Jean Oral Fixation Vol. 2 Fl Sugar Ray Rhino Hi-Five:Sugar Ray Just Dance Lady Gaga, Colby O'Donis The Fame Monster (. You Can't Hurry Love Music To My Eyes Lady Gaga Devices Avalable Rock This Town Single Edit/24 Bit Ma. Stray Cats The Brian Setzer Collection 1981-198. Something Just Like This The Chainsmoker, Coldplay . Something Just Lik. 茴 Q (0) IN RadioYour Library x-cetra: esaa-tas: aquarian-sunchild: positive-memes: Drop the beat not the heart rate I can’t wait for someone to collapse near me so I can punch them back to life while screaming MMMBop. you Also, for those of us above a certain age, the American Heart Association has long recommended the Bee Gees’ Stayin’ Alive as a CPR aid.
Alive, Cats, and Coldplay: julia reinstein@juliareinstein
 I learned how to do CPR today so now
 know how to save your life but more
 importantly I found out New York
 Presbyterian Hospital maintains a Spotify
 playlist of songs that are the right beat to
 time CPR compressions to and it is on
 point
 9:49イ
 Gives You Hell
 The All-American Rejects When The World Co..
 Songs to do CPR to
 l of these son
 ht
 Heartbreaker
 Mariah Carey, JAY Z Rainbow
 beat to perform CPR. Pick o
 remember
 SHUFFLE PLAY
 case you ever need to save a life
 PLAYLIST BY
 MMMBop-Single Version
 Hanson The Best Of Hanson 20th Century Mast..
 Who's That Girl
 Madonna Celebration (double disc version)
 NYPHOSPITAL
 Gives You Hell
 The All-American Rejects When The World Co..
 Fast Car
 Tracy Chapman-Tracy Chapman
 E May 18, 2017
 2h 56m
 Heartbreaker
 Mariah Carey, JAY Z Rainbow
 FI
 Sugar Ray Rhino Hi-Five: Sugar Ray
 Who's That Girl
 Madonna Celebration (double disc version)
 Rock This Town-Single Edit/24 Bit Ma…
 Stray Cats The Brian Setzer Collection 1981-198
 SHUFFLE PLAY
 Download
 Fast Car
 O Tracy Chapman Tracy Chapman
 Hips Don't Lie
 Shakira, Wyclef Jean Oral Fixation Vol. 2
 Fl
 Sugar Ray Rhino Hi-Five:Sugar Ray
 Just Dance
 Lady Gaga, Colby O'Donis The Fame Monster (.
 You Can't Hurry Love
 Music To My Eyes Lady Gaga
 Devices Avalable
 Rock This Town Single Edit/24 Bit Ma.
 Stray Cats The Brian Setzer Collection 1981-198.
 Something Just Like This
 The Chainsmoker, Coldplay . Something Just Lik.
 茴
 Q
 (0)
 IN
 RadioYour Library
x-cetra:
esaa-tas:


aquarian-sunchild:

positive-memes:

Drop the beat not the heart rate

I can’t wait for someone to collapse near me so I can punch them back to life while screaming MMMBop.

you


Also, for those of us above a certain age, the American Heart Association has long recommended the Bee Gees’ Stayin’ Alive as a CPR aid.

x-cetra: esaa-tas: aquarian-sunchild: positive-memes: Drop the beat not the heart rate I can’t wait for someone to collapse near me so ...

Cats, Coldplay, and Hips Don't Lie: julia reinstein@juliareinstein I learned how to do CPR today so now know how to save your life but more importantly I found out New York Presbyterian Hospital maintains a Spotify playlist of songs that are the right beat to time CPR compressions to and it is on point 9:49イ Gives You Hell The All-American Rejects When The World Co.. Songs to do CPR to l of these son ht Heartbreaker Mariah Carey, JAY Z Rainbow beat to perform CPR. Pick o remember SHUFFLE PLAY case you ever need to save a life PLAYLIST BY MMMBop-Single Version Hanson The Best Of Hanson 20th Century Mast.. Who's That Girl Madonna Celebration (double disc version) NYPHOSPITAL Gives You Hell The All-American Rejects When The World Co.. Fast Car Tracy Chapman-Tracy Chapman E May 18, 2017 2h 56m Heartbreaker Mariah Carey, JAY Z Rainbow FI Sugar Ray Rhino Hi-Five: Sugar Ray Who's That Girl Madonna Celebration (double disc version) Rock This Town-Single Edit/24 Bit Ma… Stray Cats The Brian Setzer Collection 1981-198 SHUFFLE PLAY Download Fast Car O Tracy Chapman Tracy Chapman Hips Don't Lie Shakira, Wyclef Jean Oral Fixation Vol. 2 Fl Sugar Ray Rhino Hi-Five:Sugar Ray Just Dance Lady Gaga, Colby O'Donis The Fame Monster (. You Can't Hurry Love Music To My Eyes Lady Gaga Devices Avalable Rock This Town Single Edit/24 Bit Ma. Stray Cats The Brian Setzer Collection 1981-198. Something Just Like This The Chainsmoker, Coldplay . Something Just Lik. 茴 Q (0) IN RadioYour Library Drop the beat not the heart rate
Cats, Coldplay, and Hips Don't Lie: julia reinstein@juliareinstein
 I learned how to do CPR today so now
 know how to save your life but more
 importantly I found out New York
 Presbyterian Hospital maintains a Spotify
 playlist of songs that are the right beat to
 time CPR compressions to and it is on
 point
 9:49イ
 Gives You Hell
 The All-American Rejects When The World Co..
 Songs to do CPR to
 l of these son
 ht
 Heartbreaker
 Mariah Carey, JAY Z Rainbow
 beat to perform CPR. Pick o
 remember
 SHUFFLE PLAY
 case you ever need to save a life
 PLAYLIST BY
 MMMBop-Single Version
 Hanson The Best Of Hanson 20th Century Mast..
 Who's That Girl
 Madonna Celebration (double disc version)
 NYPHOSPITAL
 Gives You Hell
 The All-American Rejects When The World Co..
 Fast Car
 Tracy Chapman-Tracy Chapman
 E May 18, 2017
 2h 56m
 Heartbreaker
 Mariah Carey, JAY Z Rainbow
 FI
 Sugar Ray Rhino Hi-Five: Sugar Ray
 Who's That Girl
 Madonna Celebration (double disc version)
 Rock This Town-Single Edit/24 Bit Ma…
 Stray Cats The Brian Setzer Collection 1981-198
 SHUFFLE PLAY
 Download
 Fast Car
 O Tracy Chapman Tracy Chapman
 Hips Don't Lie
 Shakira, Wyclef Jean Oral Fixation Vol. 2
 Fl
 Sugar Ray Rhino Hi-Five:Sugar Ray
 Just Dance
 Lady Gaga, Colby O'Donis The Fame Monster (.
 You Can't Hurry Love
 Music To My Eyes Lady Gaga
 Devices Avalable
 Rock This Town Single Edit/24 Bit Ma.
 Stray Cats The Brian Setzer Collection 1981-198.
 Something Just Like This
 The Chainsmoker, Coldplay . Something Just Lik.
 茴
 Q
 (0)
 IN
 RadioYour Library
Drop the beat not the heart rate

Drop the beat not the heart rate