America, Children, and Logic: Teacher: How old is your father?
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
(Logic!! Children are quick and always speak their minds.)
He is 6 years.
He became father only when I was born.
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA Here it is
TEACHER: Correct. Now, Class, who discovered America?
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how spell
(I love this child.)
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: HIJ KLM N O
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly
the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE No, sir; It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.
PASS THIS AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!