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Be Like, Doctor, and Fucking: @Dr_Sweets23 House was a weird show. Patients would be rushed the hospital with unexplained fevers and heart problems. And House would come in like "did you check his asshole for toothpicks?" And they'd be like "damn u right." 8/4/18, 1:43 PM 13.6K Retweets 39.9K Likes hst3000: libertarirynn: skepticphantom: libertarirynn: melonmemes: Nothin gets past House✋🏽🚫 I love that there are people sharing this who might not realize there is literally an episode where a fucking toothpick was the culprit. On the flip side of that example I remember an episode where House was convinced a womans condition was being caused by a tick, but repeated searches of her body found none, until towards the end of the episode where he was like “theres one place we havnt looked..” and he pulled out a tick hanging around her snatch. Didn’t he basically steal that patient and snatch the bug out of her cootch when they were trapped in an elevator together? The only reason he didn’t get charged with sexual assault, have his medical license set ablaze, and get locked in jail for the rest of his life was because it happened to be the right guess and House rarely faces any sort of serious consequences for utterly outrageous behavior 😂 There’s actually an entire episodes that revolves around the consequences of letting him do that sort of stuff because he’s usually right. Cuddy almost lets a suicidally depressed man who’s basically locked into his body go without treatment to drive that in to House. That’s why I said “rarely“. There are some episodes that go for high drama, like the one you mentioned or the one where Wilson’s girlfriend dies. But in most day-to-day episodes he does things no doctor would ever do without being litigated to hell and back. All while Cuddy reprimands him with her tits hanging out, which as we all know is how hospital directors typically dress. Not that I’m complaining, I realize it’s a fictional show that relies on drama and suspension of disbelief to be interesting.
Be Like, Doctor, and Fucking: @Dr_Sweets23
 House was a weird show. Patients
 would be rushed the hospital with
 unexplained fevers and heart
 problems. And House would come in
 like "did you check his asshole for
 toothpicks?" And they'd be like
 "damn u right."
 8/4/18, 1:43 PM
 13.6K Retweets 39.9K Likes
hst3000:
libertarirynn:

skepticphantom:

libertarirynn:

melonmemes:

Nothin gets past House✋🏽🚫

I love that there are people sharing this who might not realize there is literally an episode where a fucking toothpick was the culprit. 

On the flip side of that example I remember an episode where House was convinced a womans condition was being caused by a tick, but repeated searches of her body found none, until towards the end of the episode where he was like “theres one place we havnt looked..” and he pulled out a tick hanging around her snatch.

Didn’t he basically steal that patient and snatch the bug out of her cootch when they were trapped in an elevator together? The only reason he didn’t get charged with sexual assault, have his medical license set ablaze, and get locked in jail for the rest of his life was because it happened to be the right guess and House rarely faces any sort of serious consequences for utterly outrageous behavior 😂

There’s actually an entire episodes that revolves around the consequences of letting him do that sort of stuff because he’s usually right. Cuddy almost lets a suicidally depressed man who’s basically locked into his body go without treatment to drive that in to House.
That’s why I said “rarely“. There are some episodes that go for high drama, like the one you mentioned or the one where Wilson’s girlfriend dies. But in most day-to-day episodes he does things no doctor would ever do without being litigated to hell and back. All while Cuddy reprimands him with her tits hanging out, which as we all know is how hospital directors typically dress. Not that I’m complaining, I realize it’s a fictional show that relies on drama and suspension of disbelief to be interesting.

hst3000: libertarirynn: skepticphantom: libertarirynn: melonmemes: Nothin gets past House✋🏽🚫 I love that there are people sharing this ...

Ass, Bruh, and Energy: How dudes foul when y'all playing 21 and somebody got 19. ETS I hate playing 21 bruh. There’s always that one niqqa that play D1 football and built like Saquon Barkley that want to play 21. Boy skrong like Catcher Freeman and has the speed of a cheetah. His defensive commitment and hustle is what makes this player stand out. You can’t afford to box him out for a rebound. A elbow to the throat may be fatal and lead to serious injury in which you will not receive financial compensation for. This player is the toughest to guard due to their unorthodox playstyle and aggression. Jumpshot broke like call Of duty servers but still manages to make a impact on both sides of the floor. In this story I find myself in a situation where I’m playing 21 with some dudes at my local park. I got to 19 and failed to break ice twice. I got some Demarco Murray in the face ass guarding me. Boy got all the elite lockdown defender attritibutes with a boost. I watch too many hoop mixtapes. I wanted to hit him with the “cross curl tween tween hesi skip thru that lane filayyyy “. Boy was on me like white on rice and I had no left hand to fall back on. Once again the one handed bandit was forced to go left. I ended up doing “Cross head fake, travel travel” then here he come in mid air tryna snatch the ball from me. We both collided mid air. The sound of it ain’t even sound right. You ever take two pieces of chicken and slammed them together? Yea. I got into a whole car accident in mid air. The kinetic energy of the two of us was high. Boy I flipped over about 3 times in the air. Grown ass being tossed like a Krabby Patty. That boy got right back up with the rebound and layed it up. In the Hood You don’t stop unless there’s blood. Niggas played a whole game of 21 lIke my spine ain’t just hit a Fortnite emote. They shot so many bricks for game they built me a whole 4x4 . The park janitor had to come scoop me in a hand Truck. I got home by the grace of God fam. I called JP Morgan, I did not receive financial compensation.
Ass, Bruh, and Energy: How dudes foul when y'all playing 21
 and somebody got 19.
 ETS
I hate playing 21 bruh. There’s always that one niqqa that play D1 football and built like Saquon Barkley that want to play 21. Boy skrong like Catcher Freeman and has the speed of a cheetah. His defensive commitment and hustle is what makes this player stand out. You can’t afford to box him out for a rebound. A elbow to the throat may be fatal and lead to serious injury in which you will not receive financial compensation for. This player is the toughest to guard due to their unorthodox playstyle and aggression. Jumpshot broke like call Of duty servers but still manages to make a impact on both sides of the floor. In this story I find myself in a situation where I’m playing 21 with some dudes at my local park. I got to 19 and failed to break ice twice. I got some Demarco Murray in the face ass guarding me. Boy got all the elite lockdown defender attritibutes with a boost. I watch too many hoop mixtapes. I wanted to hit him with the “cross curl tween tween hesi skip thru that lane filayyyy “. Boy was on me like white on rice and I had no left hand to fall back on. Once again the one handed bandit was forced to go left. I ended up doing “Cross head fake, travel travel” then here he come in mid air tryna snatch the ball from me. We both collided mid air. The sound of it ain’t even sound right. You ever take two pieces of chicken and slammed them together? Yea. I got into a whole car accident in mid air. The kinetic energy of the two of us was high. Boy I flipped over about 3 times in the air. Grown ass being tossed like a Krabby Patty. That boy got right back up with the rebound and layed it up. In the Hood You don’t stop unless there’s blood. Niggas played a whole game of 21 lIke my spine ain’t just hit a Fortnite emote. They shot so many bricks for game they built me a whole 4x4 . The park janitor had to come scoop me in a hand Truck. I got home by the grace of God fam. I called JP Morgan, I did not receive financial compensation.

I hate playing 21 bruh. There’s always that one niqqa that play D1 football and built like Saquon Barkley that want to play 21. Boy skrong l...

Anaconda, Baseball, and Charlie: IN-SEASON TRAINING 100% 95% Relative Proportion of Total Motor Units 90% 85% involved in Training Activities 80% 75% 70% 60% 55% 50% 35% 30% 25% 20% 15% 10% 5% Clean Clean Deadlift Romanian Good Military Seated Bench snatch Power Clean & Jerk Deadlift Morning Press Press Row Isolated Supplementary Incline Lat Pull Squat Reverse Press Down (Arm Curls, Triceps Hyper Maximal Explosive Plyometric Extensions, etc.) Jumps Sprints Medicine Ball Throws Explosive Elastic ARE YOU DOING TOO MUCH? TRAINING IN SEASON VS OFF SEASON I spent most of my day today writing all about stress management in prehab so this awesome post by @simone_baseball_performance seemed appropriate to share tonight. . The chart above was put together by the late 🍁Canadian Sprint Coach Charlie Francis. It shows different movements and their varying degree of CNS (Central Nervous System) demand. . ❓What does this chart mean for YOU❓ . 💥You only have so much energy you can expend. When you’re in-season you want most of that energy used on the field playing your sport. This chart is a great self check for you guys to see the varying demand each movement places on your CNS. . ⚾️For example, if you’re playing three to four games per week, it’s safe to say you’re sprinting at maximal intensity, throwing a baseball as hard as possible, and swinging a bat near maximal intensity in each game. You NEED to account for this CNS stress especially due to the fact that all of those movements are highly taxing on your nervous system. . 💪To account for this CNS stress and to maximize on-field outputs I believe your in-season training should refrain from any sprinting or explosive power movements. Looking back on my early playing career, I can’t believe all the sprinting, jumping, and heavy squats I was doing in-season. If only I knew then, what I know now regarding CNS demand of various movements, my on-field play would have been much better. - 🏋🏻Exercises that you should reduce in-season due to high CNS stress . ❌Sprinting (Outside of playing in games) ❌Vertical and Horizontal Jumping ❌High Volume Medicine Ball Throws ❌Heavy Squats ❌Heavy Deadlifts ❌High Volume-Intensive Plyos ❌Cleans, Snatches, Clean and Jerk . 🏋🏻Exercises that you should include in your in-season training due to their low demand on the CNS . ✅Supplementary Pull (Chest Supported Rows, 1-Arm DB Row etc.) ✅Supplementary Push (Push-Up Variations, Landmine Press Variations) ✅Sled Drags-Sled Pushes ✅Step Up Variations ✅Upper Back Work (BPA’S, Banded Face Pulls, Y,T,W etc.) ✅Low Intensity Core Stability Variations (Pallof Variations etc.) . MyodetoxOrlando SimoneBaseballPerformance Myodetox
Anaconda, Baseball, and Charlie: IN-SEASON TRAINING
 100%
 95%
 Relative Proportion of Total Motor Units
 90%
 85%
 involved in Training Activities
 80%
 75%
 70%
 60%
 55%
 50%
 35%
 30%
 25%
 20%
 15%
 10%
 5%
 Clean
 Clean
 Deadlift Romanian
 Good
 Military Seated
 Bench
 snatch Power
 Clean
 & Jerk Deadlift Morning Press
 Press
 Row Isolated
 Supplementary
 Incline Lat Pull
 Squat
 Reverse
 Press
 Down
 (Arm Curls, Triceps
 Hyper
 Maximal Explosive Plyometric
 Extensions, etc.)
 Jumps
 Sprints
 Medicine
 Ball
 Throws
 Explosive
 Elastic
 ARE YOU DOING TOO MUCH?
TRAINING IN SEASON VS OFF SEASON I spent most of my day today writing all about stress management in prehab so this awesome post by @simone_baseball_performance seemed appropriate to share tonight. . The chart above was put together by the late 🍁Canadian Sprint Coach Charlie Francis. It shows different movements and their varying degree of CNS (Central Nervous System) demand. . ❓What does this chart mean for YOU❓ . 💥You only have so much energy you can expend. When you’re in-season you want most of that energy used on the field playing your sport. This chart is a great self check for you guys to see the varying demand each movement places on your CNS. . ⚾️For example, if you’re playing three to four games per week, it’s safe to say you’re sprinting at maximal intensity, throwing a baseball as hard as possible, and swinging a bat near maximal intensity in each game. You NEED to account for this CNS stress especially due to the fact that all of those movements are highly taxing on your nervous system. . 💪To account for this CNS stress and to maximize on-field outputs I believe your in-season training should refrain from any sprinting or explosive power movements. Looking back on my early playing career, I can’t believe all the sprinting, jumping, and heavy squats I was doing in-season. If only I knew then, what I know now regarding CNS demand of various movements, my on-field play would have been much better. - 🏋🏻Exercises that you should reduce in-season due to high CNS stress . ❌Sprinting (Outside of playing in games) ❌Vertical and Horizontal Jumping ❌High Volume Medicine Ball Throws ❌Heavy Squats ❌Heavy Deadlifts ❌High Volume-Intensive Plyos ❌Cleans, Snatches, Clean and Jerk . 🏋🏻Exercises that you should include in your in-season training due to their low demand on the CNS . ✅Supplementary Pull (Chest Supported Rows, 1-Arm DB Row etc.) ✅Supplementary Push (Push-Up Variations, Landmine Press Variations) ✅Sled Drags-Sled Pushes ✅Step Up Variations ✅Upper Back Work (BPA’S, Banded Face Pulls, Y,T,W etc.) ✅Low Intensity Core Stability Variations (Pallof Variations etc.) . MyodetoxOrlando SimoneBaseballPerformance Myodetox

TRAINING IN SEASON VS OFF SEASON I spent most of my day today writing all about stress management in prehab so this awesome post by @simone_...