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Be Like, Doctor, and Fucking: @Dr_Sweets23 House was a weird show. Patients would be rushed the hospital with unexplained fevers and heart problems. And House would come in like "did you check his asshole for toothpicks?" And they'd be like "damn u right." 8/4/18, 1:43 PM 13.6K Retweets 39.9K Likes hst3000: libertarirynn: skepticphantom: libertarirynn: melonmemes: Nothin gets past House✋🏽🚫 I love that there are people sharing this who might not realize there is literally an episode where a fucking toothpick was the culprit. On the flip side of that example I remember an episode where House was convinced a womans condition was being caused by a tick, but repeated searches of her body found none, until towards the end of the episode where he was like “theres one place we havnt looked..” and he pulled out a tick hanging around her snatch. Didn’t he basically steal that patient and snatch the bug out of her cootch when they were trapped in an elevator together? The only reason he didn’t get charged with sexual assault, have his medical license set ablaze, and get locked in jail for the rest of his life was because it happened to be the right guess and House rarely faces any sort of serious consequences for utterly outrageous behavior 😂 There’s actually an entire episodes that revolves around the consequences of letting him do that sort of stuff because he’s usually right. Cuddy almost lets a suicidally depressed man who’s basically locked into his body go without treatment to drive that in to House. That’s why I said “rarely“. There are some episodes that go for high drama, like the one you mentioned or the one where Wilson’s girlfriend dies. But in most day-to-day episodes he does things no doctor would ever do without being litigated to hell and back. All while Cuddy reprimands him with her tits hanging out, which as we all know is how hospital directors typically dress. Not that I’m complaining, I realize it’s a fictional show that relies on drama and suspension of disbelief to be interesting.
Be Like, Doctor, and Fucking: @Dr_Sweets23
 House was a weird show. Patients
 would be rushed the hospital with
 unexplained fevers and heart
 problems. And House would come in
 like "did you check his asshole for
 toothpicks?" And they'd be like
 "damn u right."
 8/4/18, 1:43 PM
 13.6K Retweets 39.9K Likes
hst3000:
libertarirynn:

skepticphantom:

libertarirynn:

melonmemes:

Nothin gets past House✋🏽🚫

I love that there are people sharing this who might not realize there is literally an episode where a fucking toothpick was the culprit. 

On the flip side of that example I remember an episode where House was convinced a womans condition was being caused by a tick, but repeated searches of her body found none, until towards the end of the episode where he was like “theres one place we havnt looked..” and he pulled out a tick hanging around her snatch.

Didn’t he basically steal that patient and snatch the bug out of her cootch when they were trapped in an elevator together? The only reason he didn’t get charged with sexual assault, have his medical license set ablaze, and get locked in jail for the rest of his life was because it happened to be the right guess and House rarely faces any sort of serious consequences for utterly outrageous behavior 😂

There’s actually an entire episodes that revolves around the consequences of letting him do that sort of stuff because he’s usually right. Cuddy almost lets a suicidally depressed man who’s basically locked into his body go without treatment to drive that in to House.
That’s why I said “rarely“. There are some episodes that go for high drama, like the one you mentioned or the one where Wilson’s girlfriend dies. But in most day-to-day episodes he does things no doctor would ever do without being litigated to hell and back. All while Cuddy reprimands him with her tits hanging out, which as we all know is how hospital directors typically dress. Not that I’m complaining, I realize it’s a fictional show that relies on drama and suspension of disbelief to be interesting.

hst3000: libertarirynn: skepticphantom: libertarirynn: melonmemes: Nothin gets past House✋🏽🚫 I love that there are people sharing this ...

Ass, Bruh, and Energy: How dudes foul when y'all playing 21 and somebody got 19. ETS I hate playing 21 bruh. There’s always that one niqqa that play D1 football and built like Saquon Barkley that want to play 21. Boy skrong like Catcher Freeman and has the speed of a cheetah. His defensive commitment and hustle is what makes this player stand out. You can’t afford to box him out for a rebound. A elbow to the throat may be fatal and lead to serious injury in which you will not receive financial compensation for. This player is the toughest to guard due to their unorthodox playstyle and aggression. Jumpshot broke like call Of duty servers but still manages to make a impact on both sides of the floor. In this story I find myself in a situation where I’m playing 21 with some dudes at my local park. I got to 19 and failed to break ice twice. I got some Demarco Murray in the face ass guarding me. Boy got all the elite lockdown defender attritibutes with a boost. I watch too many hoop mixtapes. I wanted to hit him with the “cross curl tween tween hesi skip thru that lane filayyyy “. Boy was on me like white on rice and I had no left hand to fall back on. Once again the one handed bandit was forced to go left. I ended up doing “Cross head fake, travel travel” then here he come in mid air tryna snatch the ball from me. We both collided mid air. The sound of it ain’t even sound right. You ever take two pieces of chicken and slammed them together? Yea. I got into a whole car accident in mid air. The kinetic energy of the two of us was high. Boy I flipped over about 3 times in the air. Grown ass being tossed like a Krabby Patty. That boy got right back up with the rebound and layed it up. In the Hood You don’t stop unless there’s blood. Niggas played a whole game of 21 lIke my spine ain’t just hit a Fortnite emote. They shot so many bricks for game they built me a whole 4x4 . The park janitor had to come scoop me in a hand Truck. I got home by the grace of God fam. I called JP Morgan, I did not receive financial compensation.
Ass, Bruh, and Energy: How dudes foul when y'all playing 21
 and somebody got 19.
 ETS
I hate playing 21 bruh. There’s always that one niqqa that play D1 football and built like Saquon Barkley that want to play 21. Boy skrong like Catcher Freeman and has the speed of a cheetah. His defensive commitment and hustle is what makes this player stand out. You can’t afford to box him out for a rebound. A elbow to the throat may be fatal and lead to serious injury in which you will not receive financial compensation for. This player is the toughest to guard due to their unorthodox playstyle and aggression. Jumpshot broke like call Of duty servers but still manages to make a impact on both sides of the floor. In this story I find myself in a situation where I’m playing 21 with some dudes at my local park. I got to 19 and failed to break ice twice. I got some Demarco Murray in the face ass guarding me. Boy got all the elite lockdown defender attritibutes with a boost. I watch too many hoop mixtapes. I wanted to hit him with the “cross curl tween tween hesi skip thru that lane filayyyy “. Boy was on me like white on rice and I had no left hand to fall back on. Once again the one handed bandit was forced to go left. I ended up doing “Cross head fake, travel travel” then here he come in mid air tryna snatch the ball from me. We both collided mid air. The sound of it ain’t even sound right. You ever take two pieces of chicken and slammed them together? Yea. I got into a whole car accident in mid air. The kinetic energy of the two of us was high. Boy I flipped over about 3 times in the air. Grown ass being tossed like a Krabby Patty. That boy got right back up with the rebound and layed it up. In the Hood You don’t stop unless there’s blood. Niggas played a whole game of 21 lIke my spine ain’t just hit a Fortnite emote. They shot so many bricks for game they built me a whole 4x4 . The park janitor had to come scoop me in a hand Truck. I got home by the grace of God fam. I called JP Morgan, I did not receive financial compensation.

I hate playing 21 bruh. There’s always that one niqqa that play D1 football and built like Saquon Barkley that want to play 21. Boy skrong l...

Anaconda, Baseball, and Charlie: IN-SEASON TRAINING 100% 95% Relative Proportion of Total Motor Units 90% 85% involved in Training Activities 80% 75% 70% 60% 55% 50% 35% 30% 25% 20% 15% 10% 5% Clean Clean Deadlift Romanian Good Military Seated Bench snatch Power Clean & Jerk Deadlift Morning Press Press Row Isolated Supplementary Incline Lat Pull Squat Reverse Press Down (Arm Curls, Triceps Hyper Maximal Explosive Plyometric Extensions, etc.) Jumps Sprints Medicine Ball Throws Explosive Elastic ARE YOU DOING TOO MUCH? TRAINING IN SEASON VS OFF SEASON I spent most of my day today writing all about stress management in prehab so this awesome post by @simone_baseball_performance seemed appropriate to share tonight. . The chart above was put together by the late 🍁Canadian Sprint Coach Charlie Francis. It shows different movements and their varying degree of CNS (Central Nervous System) demand. . ❓What does this chart mean for YOU❓ . 💥You only have so much energy you can expend. When you’re in-season you want most of that energy used on the field playing your sport. This chart is a great self check for you guys to see the varying demand each movement places on your CNS. . ⚾️For example, if you’re playing three to four games per week, it’s safe to say you’re sprinting at maximal intensity, throwing a baseball as hard as possible, and swinging a bat near maximal intensity in each game. You NEED to account for this CNS stress especially due to the fact that all of those movements are highly taxing on your nervous system. . 💪To account for this CNS stress and to maximize on-field outputs I believe your in-season training should refrain from any sprinting or explosive power movements. Looking back on my early playing career, I can’t believe all the sprinting, jumping, and heavy squats I was doing in-season. If only I knew then, what I know now regarding CNS demand of various movements, my on-field play would have been much better. - 🏋🏻Exercises that you should reduce in-season due to high CNS stress . ❌Sprinting (Outside of playing in games) ❌Vertical and Horizontal Jumping ❌High Volume Medicine Ball Throws ❌Heavy Squats ❌Heavy Deadlifts ❌High Volume-Intensive Plyos ❌Cleans, Snatches, Clean and Jerk . 🏋🏻Exercises that you should include in your in-season training due to their low demand on the CNS . ✅Supplementary Pull (Chest Supported Rows, 1-Arm DB Row etc.) ✅Supplementary Push (Push-Up Variations, Landmine Press Variations) ✅Sled Drags-Sled Pushes ✅Step Up Variations ✅Upper Back Work (BPA’S, Banded Face Pulls, Y,T,W etc.) ✅Low Intensity Core Stability Variations (Pallof Variations etc.) . MyodetoxOrlando SimoneBaseballPerformance Myodetox
Anaconda, Baseball, and Charlie: IN-SEASON TRAINING
 100%
 95%
 Relative Proportion of Total Motor Units
 90%
 85%
 involved in Training Activities
 80%
 75%
 70%
 60%
 55%
 50%
 35%
 30%
 25%
 20%
 15%
 10%
 5%
 Clean
 Clean
 Deadlift Romanian
 Good
 Military Seated
 Bench
 snatch Power
 Clean
 & Jerk Deadlift Morning Press
 Press
 Row Isolated
 Supplementary
 Incline Lat Pull
 Squat
 Reverse
 Press
 Down
 (Arm Curls, Triceps
 Hyper
 Maximal Explosive Plyometric
 Extensions, etc.)
 Jumps
 Sprints
 Medicine
 Ball
 Throws
 Explosive
 Elastic
 ARE YOU DOING TOO MUCH?
TRAINING IN SEASON VS OFF SEASON I spent most of my day today writing all about stress management in prehab so this awesome post by @simone_baseball_performance seemed appropriate to share tonight. . The chart above was put together by the late 🍁Canadian Sprint Coach Charlie Francis. It shows different movements and their varying degree of CNS (Central Nervous System) demand. . ❓What does this chart mean for YOU❓ . 💥You only have so much energy you can expend. When you’re in-season you want most of that energy used on the field playing your sport. This chart is a great self check for you guys to see the varying demand each movement places on your CNS. . ⚾️For example, if you’re playing three to four games per week, it’s safe to say you’re sprinting at maximal intensity, throwing a baseball as hard as possible, and swinging a bat near maximal intensity in each game. You NEED to account for this CNS stress especially due to the fact that all of those movements are highly taxing on your nervous system. . 💪To account for this CNS stress and to maximize on-field outputs I believe your in-season training should refrain from any sprinting or explosive power movements. Looking back on my early playing career, I can’t believe all the sprinting, jumping, and heavy squats I was doing in-season. If only I knew then, what I know now regarding CNS demand of various movements, my on-field play would have been much better. - 🏋🏻Exercises that you should reduce in-season due to high CNS stress . ❌Sprinting (Outside of playing in games) ❌Vertical and Horizontal Jumping ❌High Volume Medicine Ball Throws ❌Heavy Squats ❌Heavy Deadlifts ❌High Volume-Intensive Plyos ❌Cleans, Snatches, Clean and Jerk . 🏋🏻Exercises that you should include in your in-season training due to their low demand on the CNS . ✅Supplementary Pull (Chest Supported Rows, 1-Arm DB Row etc.) ✅Supplementary Push (Push-Up Variations, Landmine Press Variations) ✅Sled Drags-Sled Pushes ✅Step Up Variations ✅Upper Back Work (BPA’S, Banded Face Pulls, Y,T,W etc.) ✅Low Intensity Core Stability Variations (Pallof Variations etc.) . MyodetoxOrlando SimoneBaseballPerformance Myodetox

TRAINING IN SEASON VS OFF SEASON I spent most of my day today writing all about stress management in prehab so this awesome post by @simone_...

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Where are the aggressive ass security guards that be ready to snatch up young black girls for being on their phones in class?

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<p>exactly i couldnt sit there &amp; watch that shit i would be throwing hands soon as shit pops off</p>
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<p>Ya’ll need to start throwing hands at this point</p>
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<p>Oh hell naw he said the n-word 🙅🏾🚫</p>
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<p>What the fuck is this? Why do white kids literally get to do whatever they want and why does he keep saying nigga oh yeah because white kids get to d whatever they want</p>
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<p>Rich liberal white kids*</p>
<p> this level of douchebaggery and racism isnt coming from conservative kids.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Oh, it was in California? Not surprising.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>I see Asians are colored people this week according to Twitter.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Just for this week, of course.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>You’ll be “basically white” by Wednesday.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Probably sooner than that</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Why is no one calling out that silly bitch behind the camera not calling school security to stop steroid Macklemore?</p></blockquote>

<p>“Steroid macklemore” 😂😂😂😂</p></blockquote>

<p>Y'all got me weak😂</p>

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Blade, Gym, and Head: DIFFICULTY WITH OVERHEAD SQUATS OR SNATCHES? IMPROVE YOUR STABILITY WITH THE BANDED ROTATION PRESS SQUAT UNIVERSITY One of the reasons many struggle with barbell snatches & overhead squats is due to poor overhead stability. Here's a simple exercise I first saw from @mikereinold 👇🏼that I use often as a warm-up✅ . 1️⃣With a light resistance band in hand, perform a row with your forearm ending parallel to the ground. This locks your shoulder blade (scapula) into a good position - engaging the muscles that control it is crucial ✅ 2️⃣Rotate your arm back into an "L" position (external rotation). This motion is a part of the 3rd pull during the snatch movement so if you always leave the bar forward - this may be your weak-link🏋🏽 3️⃣Push your arm overhead & hold it just above the back of your head (where you would hold the barbell). Hold it here for a few seconds & feel for the muscles surrounding the back of your shoulder engaging to keep your arm from falling forward 4️⃣Reverse the process slowly back to the start. Perform 2-3 sets of 5 reps on each arm 💪🏽 . TAKE AWAY: the stable shoulder blade sets the foundation for your entire arm. It's not just strength, but the ability to limit excessive movement (the arm falling forward in this drill called stability) that helps us secure the bar in better positions during overhead lifts. _______________________________ Squat University is the ultimate guide to realizing the strength to which the body is capable of. The information within these pages are provided to empower you to become a master of your physical body. Through these teachings you will find what is required in order to rid yourself of pain, decrease risk for injury, and improve your strength and athletic performance. ________________________________ Squat SquatUniversity Powerlifting weightlifting crossfit training wod workout gym fit fitfam fitness fitspo oly olympicweightlifting hookgrip mobility USAW physicaltherapy lifting crossfitter correctiveexercise
Blade, Gym, and Head: DIFFICULTY WITH
 OVERHEAD SQUATS
 OR SNATCHES?
 IMPROVE YOUR
 STABILITY WITH THE
 BANDED ROTATION
 PRESS
 SQUAT
 UNIVERSITY
One of the reasons many struggle with barbell snatches & overhead squats is due to poor overhead stability. Here's a simple exercise I first saw from @mikereinold 👇🏼that I use often as a warm-up✅ . 1️⃣With a light resistance band in hand, perform a row with your forearm ending parallel to the ground. This locks your shoulder blade (scapula) into a good position - engaging the muscles that control it is crucial ✅ 2️⃣Rotate your arm back into an "L" position (external rotation). This motion is a part of the 3rd pull during the snatch movement so if you always leave the bar forward - this may be your weak-link🏋🏽 3️⃣Push your arm overhead & hold it just above the back of your head (where you would hold the barbell). Hold it here for a few seconds & feel for the muscles surrounding the back of your shoulder engaging to keep your arm from falling forward 4️⃣Reverse the process slowly back to the start. Perform 2-3 sets of 5 reps on each arm 💪🏽 . TAKE AWAY: the stable shoulder blade sets the foundation for your entire arm. It's not just strength, but the ability to limit excessive movement (the arm falling forward in this drill called stability) that helps us secure the bar in better positions during overhead lifts. _______________________________ Squat University is the ultimate guide to realizing the strength to which the body is capable of. The information within these pages are provided to empower you to become a master of your physical body. Through these teachings you will find what is required in order to rid yourself of pain, decrease risk for injury, and improve your strength and athletic performance. ________________________________ Squat SquatUniversity Powerlifting weightlifting crossfit training wod workout gym fit fitfam fitness fitspo oly olympicweightlifting hookgrip mobility USAW physicaltherapy lifting crossfitter correctiveexercise

One of the reasons many struggle with barbell snatches & overhead squats is due to poor overhead stability. Here's a simple exercise I first...

Being Alone, Bad, and Memes: HARRY STYLES PLANS WORLD DOMINATION HARRY STYLES PLANS WORLD DOMINATION NEWS HARRY STYLES PLANS WORLD DOMINATION The good news: Harry Styles has announced the dates and venues for his impending world tour, and we mean world tour, as he's hitting four continents on its first leg alone. _ The bad news: He's not going to be doing this until September, which means you'll have four straight months to memorize each and every word of his self-titled debut album (due out May 12) before you catch him live and in the flesh, should you be so lucky to snatch up tickets. _ Additionally, this places Styles in two huge major American music cities at crucial times: For his date in Nashville, Styles will be headlining the Ryman — one of the most beloved venues in the country, and one of an intimate size with a capacity of just over 2,300 — during AmericanaFest, a weeklong celebration of roots music that draws tons of talent to the country capital. A couple of weeks after that, Styles will play Austin's ACL Moody Theater in between weekends of Austin City Limits Festival, which takes over Zilker Park October 6–8 and October 13–15. _ He'll likely stick to these dates, but who knows: Maybe one of the zillions of incredible musicians in town will sit in for Styles's set, and maybe those attending either fest will spot him in VIP or offering up a cameo of his own. JUSSAYIN'. _ Hilary Hughes
Being Alone, Bad, and Memes: HARRY STYLES PLANS WORLD DOMINATION
 HARRY STYLES PLANS WORLD DOMINATION
 NEWS
 HARRY STYLES PLANS WORLD DOMINATION
The good news: Harry Styles has announced the dates and venues for his impending world tour, and we mean world tour, as he's hitting four continents on its first leg alone. _ The bad news: He's not going to be doing this until September, which means you'll have four straight months to memorize each and every word of his self-titled debut album (due out May 12) before you catch him live and in the flesh, should you be so lucky to snatch up tickets. _ Additionally, this places Styles in two huge major American music cities at crucial times: For his date in Nashville, Styles will be headlining the Ryman — one of the most beloved venues in the country, and one of an intimate size with a capacity of just over 2,300 — during AmericanaFest, a weeklong celebration of roots music that draws tons of talent to the country capital. A couple of weeks after that, Styles will play Austin's ACL Moody Theater in between weekends of Austin City Limits Festival, which takes over Zilker Park October 6–8 and October 13–15. _ He'll likely stick to these dates, but who knows: Maybe one of the zillions of incredible musicians in town will sit in for Styles's set, and maybe those attending either fest will spot him in VIP or offering up a cameo of his own. JUSSAYIN'. _ Hilary Hughes

The good news: Harry Styles has announced the dates and venues for his impending world tour, and we mean world tour, as he's hitting four co...

Confused, Head, and Love: Bride kidnappings in the 21st century show just how screwed up our world still is What the fuck????😳😳.... I'm so confused right now... like..... what???!?? ..... so are they telling me that this has been going on for years and government officials and law enforcement don't do much about it.... like you can just drive around town see a lady that looks like the belle of the ball with matching painted toenails and fingernails and just say to yourself I want her or I want her to marry my cousin who's currently sleeping on the top bunk of my children's bunk bed and then pull up at the traffic light while it's on red, snatch her and wig, put some white scarf around her head, put her in the car and by the time the light turns green she's you or your bunk bed cousins new wife 🤔🤔😳 .... man fuck your white scarf!! ....like how do people allow this to happen... are people knowing that their daughters and sisters are being snatched to go and marry someone whose breath they've never smelled and they don't know if they have shit stains in their underwear??..... I don't know this is just all mad to me .... it's so weird I can't make sense of it... kidnapped love?? .... so in these countries you don't have to worry about being a loser, ugly, a rapist, a tank top wearing wife beater, Satan worshipper, someone who puts pineapple on their pizza... you're guaranteed a woman because your boys will just steal one of the street for you!!..... can't these people not hear how mad this sounds
Confused, Head, and Love: Bride kidnappings in the 21st century show
 just how screwed up our world still is
What the fuck????😳😳.... I'm so confused right now... like..... what???!?? ..... so are they telling me that this has been going on for years and government officials and law enforcement don't do much about it.... like you can just drive around town see a lady that looks like the belle of the ball with matching painted toenails and fingernails and just say to yourself I want her or I want her to marry my cousin who's currently sleeping on the top bunk of my children's bunk bed and then pull up at the traffic light while it's on red, snatch her and wig, put some white scarf around her head, put her in the car and by the time the light turns green she's you or your bunk bed cousins new wife 🤔🤔😳 .... man fuck your white scarf!! ....like how do people allow this to happen... are people knowing that their daughters and sisters are being snatched to go and marry someone whose breath they've never smelled and they don't know if they have shit stains in their underwear??..... I don't know this is just all mad to me .... it's so weird I can't make sense of it... kidnapped love?? .... so in these countries you don't have to worry about being a loser, ugly, a rapist, a tank top wearing wife beater, Satan worshipper, someone who puts pineapple on their pizza... you're guaranteed a woman because your boys will just steal one of the street for you!!..... can't these people not hear how mad this sounds

What the fuck????😳😳.... I'm so confused right now... like..... what???!?? ..... so are they telling me that this has been going on for years...