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Target, Tumblr, and Blog: stenbranlons: It: Chapter Two (2019) dir. Andy Muschietti
Target, Tumblr, and Blog: stenbranlons:

It: Chapter Two (2019) dir. Andy Muschietti

stenbranlons: It: Chapter Two (2019) dir. Andy Muschietti

Gif, High School Musical, and School: ohitsrainingagain: smithya1333: caroldanverts: high school musical (2006) // midsommar (2019)
Gif, High School Musical, and School: ohitsrainingagain:
smithya1333:

caroldanverts:
high school musical (2006) // midsommar (2019)

ohitsrainingagain: smithya1333: caroldanverts: high school musical (2006) // midsommar (2019)

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: thegayfleet: frankiearodriguez - @joe_serafini_ does all his own stunts
Target, Tumblr, and Blog: thegayfleet:

frankiearodriguez - @joe_serafini_ does all his own stunts

thegayfleet: frankiearodriguez - @joe_serafini_ does all his own stunts

Bad, Facts, and Friends: jelloapocalypse S eternal-savvy-blog Follow sixpenceee These swimming pools with black tiles are my aesthetic. gabriel-patches-titanfeather Make the black tiles out of that black material that absorbs all light and swim over the void. ract facts-i-just-made-up Fun fact about Vantablack- Because it absorbs all light, it heats up very fast. If exposed to direct sunlight, it takes in all the UV and heat and contains them, and can reach heats well over 212掳F, the boiling point of water. So if you did coat the pool in that material, the water would boil as soon as the sun touched it, killing everyone swimming in it. But that's not all. The flash boiling of an entire pool of chlorinated water would release the chlorine as gas, which would kill everyone within a 200ft radius of the pool. And it doesn't end there. The release of chlorine gas combined with the heat of the black tiles would be more than sufficient to fuse the boiled hydrogen ions with the chlorine, creating an explosive reaction with the nitrogen in the air. So shortly after everyone in the pool boils and everyone around the pool dies of chlorine gas poisoning, the region would explode with the force of a small atomic bomb (8kt for a pool like those pictured above), leveling about 50 city blocks. You'd think that would be bad enough, but get this- Such chemical explosions expel gamma rays. Gamma rays ionize hematite, which is the mineral from which the black material mentioned is made. This creates Scopohyoscpnol, a compound known as "The Zombie Drug" because it essentially erases the brain and induces cannibalistic tendencies in its victim. It can be transmitted through saliva, infecting all who are bitten within hours. So basically, if you did have Vantablack tiles in your pool, you would boil your friends, poison your neighbors, nuke your city, and condemn the globe to a zombie plague. But to be fair, it would look pretty cool. - meltinggoldanddippingthingsinit This is really well-done. I skipped over the username and kept believing even as it got ridiculous. Source: sixpenceee 260,387 notes ifunny.ce This is amazing, just don鈥檛 read the username first.
Bad, Facts, and Friends: jelloapocalypse
 S eternal-savvy-blog Follow
 sixpenceee
 These swimming pools with black tiles are my aesthetic.
 gabriel-patches-titanfeather
 Make the black tiles out of that black material that absorbs all
 light and swim over the void.
 ract facts-i-just-made-up
 Fun fact about Vantablack- Because it absorbs all light, it heats
 up very fast. If exposed to direct sunlight, it takes in all the UV
 and heat and contains them, and can reach heats well over
 212掳F, the boiling point of water. So if you did coat the pool in
 that material, the water would boil as soon as the sun touched it,
 killing everyone swimming in it.
 But that's not all. The flash boiling of an entire pool of
 chlorinated water would release the chlorine as gas, which would
 kill everyone within a 200ft radius of the pool. And it doesn't end
 there.
 The release of chlorine gas combined with the heat of the black
 tiles would be more than sufficient to fuse the boiled hydrogen
 ions with the chlorine, creating an explosive reaction with the
 nitrogen in the air. So shortly after everyone in the pool boils
 and everyone around the pool dies of chlorine gas poisoning,
 the region would explode with the force of a small atomic bomb
 (8kt for a pool like those pictured above), leveling about 50 city
 blocks.
 You'd think that would be bad enough, but get this-
 Such chemical explosions expel gamma rays. Gamma rays ionize
 hematite, which is the mineral from which the black material
 mentioned is made. This creates Scopohyoscpnol, a compound
 known as "The Zombie Drug" because it essentially erases the
 brain and induces cannibalistic tendencies in its victim. It can
 be transmitted through saliva, infecting all who are bitten within
 hours.
 So basically, if you did have Vantablack tiles in your pool, you
 would boil your friends, poison your neighbors, nuke your city,
 and condemn the globe to a zombie plague. But to be fair, it
 would look pretty cool.
 - meltinggoldanddippingthingsinit
 This is really well-done. I skipped over the username and kept
 believing even as it got ridiculous.
 Source: sixpenceee
 260,387 notes
 ifunny.ce
This is amazing, just don鈥檛 read the username first.

This is amazing, just don鈥檛 read the username first.

Saw, Tumblr, and Blog: neillblomkamp:The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) Directed by Tobe Hooper
Saw, Tumblr, and Blog: neillblomkamp:The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) Directed by Tobe Hooper

neillblomkamp:The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) Directed by Tobe Hooper

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: aRESS APESS SrdESS thelittlefreakazoidthatcould: Now Apocalypse - 1.08 鈥淯nknown Pleasures鈥 (2019) // dir. Gregg Araki
nsfw
Tumblr, Blog, and Http: aRESS

 APESS

 SrdESS
thelittlefreakazoidthatcould:

Now Apocalypse - 1.08 鈥淯nknown Pleasures鈥 (2019) // dir. Gregg Araki

thelittlefreakazoidthatcould: Now Apocalypse - 1.08 鈥淯nknown Pleasures鈥 (2019) // dir. Gregg Araki

Advice, Django, and Facebook: <?php header("Content-type: text/html; charset=utf-8"); *This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code. *I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing *using a BaseX setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried by a handwritten plate of uncommented PHP spaghetti fit to feed an army of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS. The very long BaseX script, very long PHP presenter and very long XSLT *stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I bet they have mismatches somewhere. *Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to *correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing this after a prolonged medical therapy - mostly successful, thanks for asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice: *Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it *in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a relapse simply by opening this file again to write this comment. *Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world * and hope it will be enough. Farewell. error_reporting (E_ALL) ; ini_set("display_errors",true); print('<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF - 8 " ?>'."\n") ; ?> I鈥檓 getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea.
Advice, Django, and Facebook: <?php header("Content-type: text/html; charset=utf-8");
 *This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code.
 *I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I
 assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons
 I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing
 *using a BaseX setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried
 by a handwritten plate of uncommented PHP spaghetti fit to feed an army
 of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS.
 The very long BaseX script, very long PHP presenter and very long XSLT
 *stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for
 different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I
 bet they have mismatches somewhere.
 *Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided
 to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to
 *correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with
 this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally
 given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing
 this after a prolonged medical therapy - mostly successful, thanks for
 asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a
 manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice:
 *Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it
 *in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a
 relapse simply by opening this file again to write this comment.
 *Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world
 * and hope it will be enough.
 Farewell.
 error_reporting (E_ALL) ;
 ini_set("display_errors",true);
 print('<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF - 8 " ?>'."\n") ; ?>
I鈥檓 getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea.

I鈥檓 getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea.

Carrie Fisher, Tumblr, and Blog: edoras:鈥淭here are two things that I know certain men are good for: pushing swings and killing insects.鈥 鈥 Carrie Fisher
Carrie Fisher, Tumblr, and Blog: edoras:鈥淭here are two things that I know certain men are good for: pushing swings and killing insects.鈥 鈥 Carrie Fisher

edoras:鈥淭here are two things that I know certain men are good for: pushing swings and killing insects.鈥 鈥 Carrie Fisher

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: DO YOU THINK HELL Tight FOR YOU? no. wymck: The King鈥檚 Men鈥淵ou wanted me to fight for her. Do you think he鈥檒l fight for you?鈥濃淣o,鈥 Neil said.
nsfw
Target, Tumblr, and Blog: DO YOU THINK HELL
 Tight
 FOR YOU?

 no.
wymck:

The King鈥檚 Men鈥淵ou wanted me to fight for her. Do you think he鈥檒l fight for you?鈥濃淣o,鈥 Neil said.

wymck: The King鈥檚 Men鈥淵ou wanted me to fight for her. Do you think he鈥檒l fight for you?鈥濃淣o,鈥 Neil said.

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: missgoldnweek: 鈽 Day 3 [April 28th]: Free Day + AUs
Target, Tumblr, and Blog: missgoldnweek:

鈽 Day 3 [April 28th]: Free Day + AUs

missgoldnweek: 鈽 Day 3 [April 28th]: Free Day + AUs

Bitch, Children, and Clothes: RANT ian CUISINE FRANPAISE queeranarchism: yourdarlingdaisy916: idkmybffphil: looklikewolf: irate-badfem-harpy: aliaitee: mboy-mlm: the-claire-bitch-project: thepunksink: the-big-phan-theory: doyounoelyourenemy: sidvintage: motherfuckin-pajamas: deadkennedysandattractivemen: A punk stops during a gay pride parade to allow a mesmerized child to touch his jacket spikes. I lost control about reblogging this picture.聽 and this is the perfect 鈥渇uck you鈥 to people who stereotype people like this.聽 literally one of my favourite pictures ever nothing more punk than letting small children touch your clothes spikes or hair spikes If you think punks would miss the opportunity to be a good fucking human to kids you don鈥檛 know much about punks Being nice to kids is literally the number one punk activity THIS IS THE SAME DUDE BITCH NO WAYYYY I have a vivid memory of being about 14 and seeing a hardcore punk walking down the street in a busy shopping district with a tiny white kitten tucked in his leather jacket. That鈥檚 goals. one of my favorite memories is my first punk show and how welcoming and friendly everyone was. I was 9 and my brother brought me and people were putting me on their shoulders and telling me about where they got their clothes or how much a little punk I was. I love punk culture because from the outside it looks aggressive and harsh. But once you realize that鈥檚 just their armour and that they are kinder and more proactive about human rights than the 鈥渘ice鈥 looking people you get comfort from their presence. Not all things that look aggressive are aggressive. Not all things that look safe are safe. Punk is safe BECAUSE it is aggressive. Punk - when done right - kicks out fascists and rapists, defends communities, fights injustice. All of which require aggression.
Bitch, Children, and Clothes: RANT
 ian
 CUISINE FRANPAISE
queeranarchism:

yourdarlingdaisy916:

idkmybffphil:


looklikewolf:

irate-badfem-harpy:


aliaitee:

mboy-mlm:

the-claire-bitch-project:

thepunksink:

the-big-phan-theory:

doyounoelyourenemy:

sidvintage:

motherfuckin-pajamas:

deadkennedysandattractivemen:

A punk stops during a gay pride parade to allow a mesmerized child to touch his jacket spikes.

I lost control about reblogging this picture.聽

and this is the perfect 鈥渇uck you鈥 to people who stereotype people like this.聽

literally one of my favourite pictures ever

nothing more punk than letting small children touch your clothes spikes or hair spikes

If you think punks would miss the opportunity to be a good fucking human to kids you don鈥檛 know much about punks

Being nice to kids is literally the number one punk activity


THIS IS THE SAME DUDE

BITCH NO WAYYYY




I have a vivid memory of being about 14 and seeing a hardcore punk walking down the street in a busy shopping district with a tiny white kitten tucked in his leather jacket. That鈥檚 goals.

one of my favorite memories is my first punk show and how welcoming and friendly everyone was. I was 9 and my brother brought me and people were putting me on their shoulders and telling me about where they got their clothes or how much a little punk I was.


I love punk culture because from the outside it looks aggressive and harsh. But once you realize that鈥檚 just their armour and that they are kinder and more proactive about human rights than the 鈥渘ice鈥 looking people you get comfort from their presence.  
Not all things that look aggressive are aggressive. Not all things that look safe are safe. 

Punk is safe BECAUSE it is aggressive. Punk - when done right - kicks out fascists and rapists, defends communities, fights injustice. All of which require aggression.

queeranarchism: yourdarlingdaisy916: idkmybffphil: looklikewolf: irate-badfem-harpy: aliaitee: mboy-mlm: the-claire-bitch-project: ...

Beer, Tumblr, and Blog: aphextwinselectedambientworks: askinnyblackman: catchymemes: The difference between a large and small beer at Applebee鈥檚
Beer, Tumblr, and Blog: aphextwinselectedambientworks:
askinnyblackman:

catchymemes:


The difference between a large and small beer at Applebee鈥檚

aphextwinselectedambientworks: askinnyblackman: catchymemes: The difference between a large and small beer at Applebee鈥檚

Sorry, Target, and Too Much: arianagrandenet:Sorry if I say sorry way too much...
Sorry, Target, and Too Much: arianagrandenet:Sorry if I say sorry way too much...

arianagrandenet:Sorry if I say sorry way too much...

Tumblr, Blog, and Free: association-of-free-people: cuteness鈥搊verload: Here鈥檚 a little platypus for all of u. Source: http://bit.ly/2jMWQUe more emotive than lion king 2019
Tumblr, Blog, and Free: association-of-free-people:
cuteness鈥搊verload:

Here鈥檚 a little platypus for all of u.
Source: http://bit.ly/2jMWQUe


more emotive than lion king 2019

association-of-free-people: cuteness鈥搊verload: Here鈥檚 a little platypus for all of u. Source: http://bit.ly/2jMWQUe more emotive than lio...