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"G-11 38%
8:26 PM
Today 10:38 AM
My three favorite things are
eating dogs and not using
commas
Clearly I need an English
teacher in my life
Today 3:05 PM
The best one of those was-
"Let's eat, Gramma!" VS "Let's
eat Gramma!"
Today 6:40 PM
Oh, I remember being taught
a different version of that one
in grade school. I think it went
something like "Let's eat out
You're clever
Like that was actually
really good
Today 7:03 PM
Good enough to get your
number?
I feel like we're 50% there
Wo-oah, [I'm] livin' on a prayer
54%
Oh man, tough crowd
Ifelt like your percentage was
increasing too fast
Don't worry, I'm never in a rush.
Would you hold on to something
while I take a walk though?
A dog?!
My hand
We'll make it, I swear
That was slick, 5 points for
gryffindor
I feel like that was worth exactly
15% towards the running total
Ok I'll say 65%
Would you rather be sexually
attracted to fish or always have
Cheetos dust on your fingers?
Am I attracted to all fish now or
just the cute ones like normal?
Also I think you forgot the extra
4% earned
l said I'll give you the extra
points to make it 65% total
Compromise, man
All fish and only fish.
Like you are only aroused
by fish
That's fine with me, you're quite
the catch and I seem to have
you on the hook
Getting closer, 75%
I'm glad that I'm reeling you in
Today 8:25 PM
You can earn the rest of the
percentage later l suppose
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