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Shit Fucking: fuckingflying I hate linguistic anthropology. Why? One of the most influential experiments in linguistic anthropology involved teaching a chimp asl. One of the most influential linguistics is named Noam Chomsky. You know what the chimp's name was? Nim Chimpsky Fucking monkey purn And this is in textbooks, in documentaries, everywhere. And everyone just IGNORES THIS GOD AWFUL PUN cause of how important the experiment was. But BUT LOOK AT THIS SHIT. FUCKING NIM CHIMPSKY. I HATE THIS WHOLE FIELD. dendritic-trees Its not just the linguistic anthropologists. There's a group of very important genes that determine if your body develops in the right shape/ organization... they are called the hedgehog genes, because fruit fly geneticists are all ridiculous. The different hedgehog genes are all named after different hedgehogs. And then someone decided to get clever and name one "sonic hedgehog" because this is just what fruitfly geneticists do. Well sonic hedgehog controls brain development, and now actual doctors are stuck in the position of explaining to grieving parents that their child's lethal birth defects or life-threatening tumors are caused by a "sonic hedgehog mutation". And this is why no one will invite the fruit fly people to parties error-404-fuck-not-found Biogeochemical scientists, upon discovering the complex mechanisms that govern the storage and use of molecular iron on our planet, decided to call this cycle "the ferrous wheel" We groaned about that for at least five solid minutes. callmegallifreya The phenomenon of sneezing when exposed to sudden bright light is called an Autosomal-dominant Compelling Helio Opthalmic Outburst. ACHOO Half a byte of data is a nibble. theactualcluegirl An unidentified, repetitive computer error is called a Bug, because the first one of those they discovered to be the fault of a moth fluttering against the vacuum tubes I think we need to admit that academics and engineers are lonely, stressed people whose brains go funny places when deprived of sleep and fed too much coffee instead sonic hedgehog
Shit Fucking: fuckingflying
 I hate linguistic anthropology. Why?
 One of the most influential experiments
 in linguistic anthropology involved
 teaching a chimp asl. One of the most
 influential linguistics is named Noam
 Chomsky. You know what the chimp's
 name was?
 Nim Chimpsky
 Fucking monkey purn
 And this is in textbooks, in
 documentaries, everywhere. And
 everyone just IGNORES THIS GOD
 AWFUL PUN cause of how important
 the experiment was. But
 BUT LOOK AT THIS SHIT. FUCKING NIM
 CHIMPSKY. I HATE THIS WHOLE FIELD.
 dendritic-trees
 Its not just the linguistic
 anthropologists.
 There's a group of very important
 genes that determine if your body
 develops in the right shape/
 organization... they are called the
 hedgehog genes, because fruit fly
 geneticists are all ridiculous. The
 different hedgehog genes are all named
 after different hedgehogs. And then
 someone decided to get clever and
 name one "sonic hedgehog" because
 this is just what fruitfly geneticists do.
 Well sonic hedgehog controls brain
 development, and now actual doctors
 are stuck in the position of explaining to
 grieving parents that their child's lethal
 birth defects or life-threatening tumors
 are caused by a "sonic hedgehog
 mutation".
 And this is why no one will invite the
 fruit fly people to parties
 error-404-fuck-not-found
 Biogeochemical scientists, upon
 discovering the complex mechanisms
 that govern the storage and use of
 molecular iron on our planet, decided to
 call this cycle "the ferrous wheel" We
 groaned about that for at least five solid
 minutes.
 callmegallifreya
 The phenomenon of sneezing when
 exposed to sudden bright light is called
 an Autosomal-dominant Compelling
 Helio Opthalmic Outburst. ACHOO
 Half a byte of data is a nibble.
 theactualcluegirl
 An unidentified, repetitive computer
 error is called a Bug, because the first
 one of those they discovered to be the
 fault of a moth fluttering against the
 vacuum tubes
 I think we need to admit that academics
 and engineers are lonely, stressed
 people whose brains go funny places
 when deprived of sleep and fed too
 much coffee instead
sonic hedgehog

sonic hedgehog

Shit Fucking: They ripped open their bed and Dear Medical Establishment, My name is smash, and u got me all the way fucked up. πŸ“ <- that right there? That's the location of where u, the medical cot damn establishment, got me all the way completely and without any doubt fucked the fuck up. Lemme splain u. I go in to get tested. Nurse hand me the results. I'm nervous. Should I be nervous? Of course I should be nervous - everybody sexually active should be nervous bc people be lion 🦁. And in this state of nervousness, y'all hand me some shit where it say <0.90. That's my result. Carrot, decimal. It used to say "non reactive". Now y'all give me equations. Y'all don't just say "u got the Ursher disease" or "u could live to smash another day". Nah. Y'all wanna give me motherfucking code words. Then I gotta flip the page and find that <0.90 mean negative. Then I gotta google it, come to find out that the Hurp level gotta be 1.1 or above or else I'm negative. Well was I close? Was it 0.1? Or was it 0.6 where I got a teensie weensie amount of Hurp? This pass-fail shit? Fuck y'all πŸ˜‚. (Editor's note: 0.6 would not be middle ground anyway. You have to be in the 0.9-1.1 range to be questionable TheMoreYouKnow.) In any event. Lemme get this shit straight. I come in to get tested and y'all gon put me back in middle school algebra. YALL πŸ‘ GOT πŸ‘ A πŸ‘ BROTHER πŸ‘ DOUBLE πŸ‘ FUCKED πŸ‘ UP πŸ‘ WITH πŸ‘ CHEESE πŸ‘. I wanna open a envelope. It should have no math equations on it. It should have no charts and graphs. IDGAF about your disclaimers. It should be one sheet of white paper. In the middle it should say "DD" (drippy dick) or "NDD" (non drippy dick). THAT'S ALL I WANT FROM YALL. OTHER THAN THAT, SHUT ALL THE WAY UP πŸ˜‚. Best regards, smash. P.s. I love it when I go get tested and make a fist and u nurses start telling me "ooooh u got nice veins 😍". Happens every time and y'all adorable for that. In fact it's a set-up for an amazing p0rno that I'll never shoot but if any of my followers are in Hollywood y'all should run with that and lemme do a cameo with a mask on (HECK IT MASK OFF) bless up πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ (pic: @alondraxaz)
Shit Fucking: They ripped open their bed and
Dear Medical Establishment, My name is smash, and u got me all the way fucked up. πŸ“ <- that right there? That's the location of where u, the medical cot damn establishment, got me all the way completely and without any doubt fucked the fuck up. Lemme splain u. I go in to get tested. Nurse hand me the results. I'm nervous. Should I be nervous? Of course I should be nervous - everybody sexually active should be nervous bc people be lion 🦁. And in this state of nervousness, y'all hand me some shit where it say <0.90. That's my result. Carrot, decimal. It used to say "non reactive". Now y'all give me equations. Y'all don't just say "u got the Ursher disease" or "u could live to smash another day". Nah. Y'all wanna give me motherfucking code words. Then I gotta flip the page and find that <0.90 mean negative. Then I gotta google it, come to find out that the Hurp level gotta be 1.1 or above or else I'm negative. Well was I close? Was it 0.1? Or was it 0.6 where I got a teensie weensie amount of Hurp? This pass-fail shit? Fuck y'all πŸ˜‚. (Editor's note: 0.6 would not be middle ground anyway. You have to be in the 0.9-1.1 range to be questionable TheMoreYouKnow.) In any event. Lemme get this shit straight. I come in to get tested and y'all gon put me back in middle school algebra. YALL πŸ‘ GOT πŸ‘ A πŸ‘ BROTHER πŸ‘ DOUBLE πŸ‘ FUCKED πŸ‘ UP πŸ‘ WITH πŸ‘ CHEESE πŸ‘. I wanna open a envelope. It should have no math equations on it. It should have no charts and graphs. IDGAF about your disclaimers. It should be one sheet of white paper. In the middle it should say "DD" (drippy dick) or "NDD" (non drippy dick). THAT'S ALL I WANT FROM YALL. OTHER THAN THAT, SHUT ALL THE WAY UP πŸ˜‚. Best regards, smash. P.s. I love it when I go get tested and make a fist and u nurses start telling me "ooooh u got nice veins 😍". Happens every time and y'all adorable for that. In fact it's a set-up for an amazing p0rno that I'll never shoot but if any of my followers are in Hollywood y'all should run with that and lemme do a cameo with a mask on (HECK IT MASK OFF) bless up πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ (pic: @alondraxaz)

Dear Medical Establishment, My name is smash, and u got me all the way fucked up. πŸ“ <- that right there? That's the location of where u,...

Shit Fucking: Blac Chyna's real name is Angela, there's always a sign Loool. Look at Chyna laughing like the final boss that she is. First and foremost, free up my dargie darg Ghost, seeing man in escape a bumming by punching a man's wrists hurts my soul for real. Tasha is a real G through it all and my boy Tommy is holding the crown for slipping up in Lala like a boss. But on a real, I really need to see Tariq falling onto a nank and Angela accidentally get hit by a train or some shit. Fuck them two. Rob Kardashian a strong attempt to win the internet by leaking fiery doctored nudes today but failed when he said "I still love her". So let me get this straight. You want everyone to know that the hoe you wifed and bred up is a hoe? Throwing up receipts like a jilted ex because she sent you a vid of her delivering lip service to a next man? Bro...she sent you a vid of a next man beating up the Community pussy you claimed and you're STILL saying "but I love her tho lol". Are you well, pal? This man is moving like cuckolding is in fashion. Stroking his babes back while it's getting blown out and that. As for Chyna, the laws of the game state that she has received yet another W. Her hustle game is so nuts because she's done absolutely nothing but breed for a rich man, and she's got titties worth more than certain mans whips that they pretend to own on the Gram. Jewels weightier than her babyfather and a crib with a rent that's the same amount as these ACN people claim to be getting on a regs. Angie out here trailblazing for these skrippers. I thought Cardi B was the new Prime Minister, but nope, Chynald Trump just had to remind everybody who's the POTUS. Nowadays the mandem either wanna go Eric Benet or go Rob Kardashian. Just go Jimmy Conway and drink Wray and Nephew in the big big sun hot. Picture supplied by @rita_jae.
Shit Fucking: Blac Chyna's real name is Angela,
 there's always a sign
Loool. Look at Chyna laughing like the final boss that she is. First and foremost, free up my dargie darg Ghost, seeing man in escape a bumming by punching a man's wrists hurts my soul for real. Tasha is a real G through it all and my boy Tommy is holding the crown for slipping up in Lala like a boss. But on a real, I really need to see Tariq falling onto a nank and Angela accidentally get hit by a train or some shit. Fuck them two. Rob Kardashian a strong attempt to win the internet by leaking fiery doctored nudes today but failed when he said "I still love her". So let me get this straight. You want everyone to know that the hoe you wifed and bred up is a hoe? Throwing up receipts like a jilted ex because she sent you a vid of her delivering lip service to a next man? Bro...she sent you a vid of a next man beating up the Community pussy you claimed and you're STILL saying "but I love her tho lol". Are you well, pal? This man is moving like cuckolding is in fashion. Stroking his babes back while it's getting blown out and that. As for Chyna, the laws of the game state that she has received yet another W. Her hustle game is so nuts because she's done absolutely nothing but breed for a rich man, and she's got titties worth more than certain mans whips that they pretend to own on the Gram. Jewels weightier than her babyfather and a crib with a rent that's the same amount as these ACN people claim to be getting on a regs. Angie out here trailblazing for these skrippers. I thought Cardi B was the new Prime Minister, but nope, Chynald Trump just had to remind everybody who's the POTUS. Nowadays the mandem either wanna go Eric Benet or go Rob Kardashian. Just go Jimmy Conway and drink Wray and Nephew in the big big sun hot. Picture supplied by @rita_jae.

Loool. Look at Chyna laughing like the final boss that she is. First and foremost, free up my dargie darg Ghost, seeing man in escape a b...