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Sydney, She, and Think: CALIE
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Meet Sydney, she loves everyone, but I let people think she really likes them, as she's usually not that sweet.

Meet Sydney, she loves everyone, but I let people think she really likes them, as she's usually not that sweet.

Apparently, Asian, and Ass: File: hooka jpg (86 KB, 620x465) Anonymous (ID: ak8UhFLQ 10/28/14(Tue)23:29:45 No.576373696 Story time /b/ >be me >be sophomore in college >spring break >decide to go to San Francisco with a few of my bros this one buddy, we ll cal do would do iust about anything for a laugh >In San Francis co after an awful red-eye flight. >Go clubbing every night, having the time of our lives >Eventually our trip was coming to a close, and we only had a couple more days left in San Fran >Decide to go clubbing again, for the third night in a row >After a few hours of clubbing we were pretty freaking inebriated >Finally decide to wander back to our hotel for the night Begin to stumble back to the hotel, having a great fucking time We are suddenly approached by one a San Fran's finest >We are not interested in acquiring vanareal diseases from a crack whore, continue to walk >As we were about to walk by, this hooker said something that I'll never be able to forget >"I'll bet each of you boys ten dollars that you can't shit on my face" >Dave immediately takes her up on the offer, me and the rest of my friends are too drunk to care >Hooker takes us all down to an alley, then proceeds to lay down with her face upwards frighteningly emaciated meth addict hooker. Anonymous (ID: ak8UhFLQ 10/28/14(Tue)23: 30 :33 No.576373816 »576374049 >cont. Okay try to shit on my face" goes Dave pulls his pants down and exposes his bare ass >Just as he's about to pinch a log off onto this meth addict whore's forehead, she blows on his asshole shole immediately shrivels up like a dehydrated rais in, Dave literally can not shit on her face >I stand over her face, knowing that my ten dollars is at stake >I squeeze my bowels like I've never squeezed them before, and I begin to feel a massive shit log stirring within me >I had gained confidence, this was my shining moment Just as I felt the tip of my shit touching the ring on my asshole, a great wind swept up from the prostitute's mouth and instantly closed the gates of my sphincter Just as Dave had failed before me, I was unnsuccessful in my quest >Hooker proceeds to do the same to each of my friends, not a single one of us can shit on her face >Hooker collects sixty bucks, and we finish our journey back to the hotel defeated >All of my friends and I quickly forget the experience, except for Dave >Dave becomes legitimately angy that he wasn't able to shit on the hooker's face >Keeps talking about how much he wants his money back >whatever.gif >Next day plane leaves the next moming, So this night was our last in San Francisco >We decide to go around and eat dinner at the cheapest restaurant we can find (after losing our money to the hooker, we decided not to spend much) Find this nasty "chinese" buffet >Eat a fuckton of food, tons of really spicy stuff Anonymous (ID: ak8UhFLQ 10/28/14(Tue)23:32: 03 No.576374040 cont >Decide to go back to the hotel to chill and start packing >We get back to the Hotel, and a look of pure malice crosses Dave's face "We're going to get our money back" >Apparently the chinese buffet was beginning to have a serious affect on Dave >Dave runs out of the hotel to go find the hooker from the night before >Friends and I have no choice but to follow >Dave doubles over in stomach pain, still running with the feriocity and determination of a tigress hunting her prey ie begins to groan and fart loadly, running even faster than before >Sure ve >Dave groans through clenched teeth "We want to try and shit on your face again, double or nothing" >Hooker agrees Takes us back to the same place as before, and lays in the same position >Dave stands over her face asI remain transfixed with anticipation the same meth head prostitute is stading at the same corner 2Anonymous (ID: ak8UhFLQ) 10/28/14(Tue)23: 33: 13 No.576374230 >cont >Before the hooker even had time to purse her lips in preparation of closing Dave's sphincter, he began to release an unholy anal terror the likes of which no man should ever witness >Dave lets out a defeaning warcry as legions of liquid shit spew forth from between his fiercly vibrating asscheeks >The hooker's screams of utter terror slowly become muffled as legendary proportions of post-digested spicy asian buffet cover her face and chest >The shit continues to flow forth as the floodgates of hell remain open >Hooker attempts to protect her already scat-buried face with her hands, which are quickly pushed back by the force of Dave's anal explosion >Finally, Dave's ass slowly putters and flarps itself to sleep >Dave turns around, bare ass quivering from the after affects of what can only be compared to a nuclear blast in order to assess the damage >The Hooker is literally covered from head to toe in shit, with a smell reminiscient of the prison cells in Auschwitz She's not even moving anymore, she just lays still, put into shock by the force of Dave's shit >Dave turns to us with a serious expression on his face, bare ass still exposed "Holy fuck I've killed her" >The pavement around the hookers head is also drenched in shit, giving the appearence of a grotes que brown halo >Dave quickly pulls his pants back up, and we all sprint away from the alley Still don't know what happened to that hooker, or if she even survived the breeze Hooker Green Text
Apparently, Asian, and Ass: File: hooka jpg (86 KB, 620x465)
 Anonymous (ID: ak8UhFLQ 10/28/14(Tue)23:29:45 No.576373696
 Story time /b/
 >be me
 >be sophomore in college
 >spring break
 >decide to go to San Francisco with a few of my bros
 this one buddy, we ll cal do would do iust about anything for a laugh
 >In San Francis co after an awful red-eye flight.
 >Go clubbing every night, having the time of our lives
 >Eventually our trip was coming to a close, and we only had a couple more days left in San Fran
 >Decide to go clubbing again, for the third night in a row
 >After a few hours of clubbing we were pretty freaking inebriated
 >Finally decide to wander back to our hotel for the night
 Begin to stumble back to the hotel, having a great fucking time
 We are suddenly approached by one a San Fran's finest
 >We are not interested in acquiring vanareal diseases from a crack whore, continue to walk
 >As we were about to walk by, this hooker said something that I'll never be able to forget
 >"I'll bet each of you boys ten dollars that you can't shit on my face"
 >Dave immediately takes her up on the offer, me and the rest of my friends are too drunk to care
 >Hooker takes us all down to an alley, then proceeds to lay down with her face upwards
 frighteningly emaciated meth addict hooker.
 Anonymous (ID: ak8UhFLQ 10/28/14(Tue)23: 30 :33 No.576373816
 »576374049
 >cont.
 Okay try to shit on my face"
 goes
 Dave pulls his pants down and exposes his bare ass
 >Just as he's about to pinch a log off onto this meth addict whore's forehead, she blows on his asshole
 shole immediately shrivels up like a dehydrated rais in, Dave literally can not shit on her face
 >I stand over her face, knowing that my ten dollars is at stake
 >I squeeze my bowels like I've never squeezed them before, and I begin to feel a massive shit log stirring within me
 >I had gained confidence, this was my shining moment
 Just as I felt the tip of my shit touching the ring on my asshole, a great wind swept up from the prostitute's mouth and instantly closed the
 gates of my sphincter
 Just as Dave had failed before me, I was unnsuccessful in my quest
 >Hooker proceeds to do the same to each of my friends, not a single one of us can shit on her face
 >Hooker collects sixty bucks, and we finish our journey back to the hotel defeated
 >All of my friends and I quickly forget the experience, except for Dave
 >Dave becomes legitimately angy that he wasn't able to shit on the hooker's face
 >Keeps talking about how much he wants his money back
 >whatever.gif
 >Next day
 plane leaves the next moming, So this night was our last in San Francisco
 >We decide to go around and eat dinner at the cheapest restaurant we can find (after losing our money to the hooker, we decided not to spend
 much)
 Find this nasty "chinese" buffet
 >Eat a fuckton of food, tons of really spicy stuff
 Anonymous (ID: ak8UhFLQ 10/28/14(Tue)23:32: 03 No.576374040
 cont
 >Decide to go back to the hotel to chill and start packing
 >We get back to the Hotel, and a look of pure malice crosses Dave's face
 "We're going to get our money back"
 >Apparently the chinese buffet was beginning to have a serious affect on Dave
 >Dave runs out of the hotel to go find the hooker from the night before
 >Friends and I have no choice but to follow
 >Dave doubles over in stomach pain, still running with the feriocity and determination of a tigress hunting her prey
 ie begins to groan and fart loadly, running even faster than before
 >Sure ve
 >Dave groans through clenched teeth "We want to try and shit on your face again, double or nothing"
 >Hooker agrees
 Takes us back to the same place as before, and lays in the same position
 >Dave stands over her face asI remain transfixed with anticipation
 the same
 meth head prostitute is stading at the same corner
 2Anonymous (ID: ak8UhFLQ) 10/28/14(Tue)23: 33: 13 No.576374230
 >cont
 >Before the hooker even had time to purse her lips in preparation of closing Dave's sphincter, he began to release an unholy anal terror the
 likes of which no man should ever witness
 >Dave lets out a defeaning warcry as legions of liquid shit spew forth from between his fiercly vibrating asscheeks
 >The hooker's screams of utter terror slowly become muffled as legendary proportions of post-digested spicy asian buffet cover her face and
 chest
 >The shit continues to flow forth as the floodgates of hell remain open
 >Hooker attempts to protect her already scat-buried face with her hands, which are quickly pushed back by the force of Dave's anal explosion
 >Finally, Dave's ass slowly putters and flarps itself to sleep
 >Dave turns around, bare ass quivering from the after affects of what can only be compared to a nuclear blast in order to assess the damage
 >The Hooker is literally covered from head to toe in shit, with a smell reminiscient of the prison cells in Auschwitz
 She's not even moving anymore, she just lays still, put into shock by the force of Dave's shit
 >Dave turns to us with a serious expression on his face, bare ass still exposed
 "Holy fuck I've killed her"
 >The pavement around the hookers head is also drenched in shit, giving the appearence of a grotes que brown halo
 >Dave quickly pulls his pants back up, and we all sprint away from the alley
 Still don't know what happened to that hooker, or if she even survived
 the breeze
Hooker Green Text

Hooker Green Text

9/11, Lazy, and Lol: /AskReddit /ArcaneRuby 14h Doctors of Reddit, what are some of your anti-vax parent stories? Haliax-5h 9 Awards 4th year med student reporting in. Had a rotation with a pediatrician where we ended up in the classic encounter with an anti- vaccination parent. This lady was a conspiracy theory magnet. She casually mentioned everything from 9/11 to chemtrails. Of course she loved the idea of the vaccine conspiracy as well, opting to not protect her one year old to stick it to big pharma. relayed all of this to my attending after my exam (I would see the patient first, gather history and do my exam to present to my attending physician). He got this sort of lazy smirk on his face that screamed watch this We go back into the exam room and we cover all of the important bits of a well-child encounter. Growth charts, behavioral milestones, nutrition sleep... And then we get to vaccines. She lists approximately 15 reasons why vaccines are more dangerous than the disease they protect against (lol) in addition to the various evils of the pharmaceutical industry My attending listens quietly until she's done with her soapbox (about one eternity later). and then interjects with: "Have you considered the possibility that anti- vaccine propaganda could be an attempt by the Russians or the Chinese to weaken the health of the United States population?" In a moment of catastrophic cognitive dissonance, I swear I heard a strange popping noise as her brain misfired. It actually broke her. The allure of the increasingly ridiculous conspiracy theory was just too strong. She ended up agreeing to a modified vaccine schedule. I was flabbergasted. My atternding just grinned at me in response. To this day I'm not sure the medical ethics of the situation are totally palatable, but goddamn the result was amazing funnyAs
9/11, Lazy, and Lol: /AskReddit
 /ArcaneRuby 14h
 Doctors of Reddit, what are some of
 your anti-vax parent stories?
 Haliax-5h
 9 Awards
 4th year med student reporting in.
 Had a rotation with a pediatrician where we
 ended up in the classic encounter with an anti-
 vaccination parent.
 This lady was a conspiracy theory magnet. She
 casually mentioned everything from 9/11 to
 chemtrails. Of course she loved the idea of the
 vaccine conspiracy as well, opting to not protect
 her one year old to stick it to big pharma.
 relayed all of this to my attending after my exam
 (I would see the patient first, gather history and
 do my exam to present to my attending
 physician). He got this sort of lazy smirk on his
 face that screamed watch this
 We go back into the exam room and we cover all
 of the important bits of a well-child encounter.
 Growth charts, behavioral milestones, nutrition
 sleep...
 And then we get to vaccines. She lists
 approximately 15 reasons why vaccines are more
 dangerous than the disease they protect against
 (lol) in addition to the various evils of the
 pharmaceutical industry
 My attending listens quietly until she's done with
 her soapbox (about one eternity later). and then
 interjects with:
 "Have you considered the possibility that anti-
 vaccine propaganda could be an attempt by the
 Russians or the Chinese to weaken the health of
 the United States population?"
 In a moment of catastrophic cognitive
 dissonance, I swear I heard a strange popping
 noise as her brain misfired. It actually broke her.
 The allure of the increasingly ridiculous
 conspiracy theory was just too strong.
 She ended up agreeing to a modified vaccine
 schedule. I was flabbergasted. My atternding just
 grinned at me in response. To this day I'm not
 sure the medical ethics of the situation are totally
 palatable, but goddamn the result was amazing
 funnyAs