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Shadowy: Bernie 2016 Hi, I'm Ben. BEN COHEN And I'm Jerry. JERRY GREENFIELD I'm a person. BEN COHEN And I'm a person. JERRY GREENFIELD And together, we came up with a company called Ben & Jerry's Homemade, Inc. BEN COHEN That's a corporation. JERRY GREENFIELD Ben, person. Jerry... BEN COHEN Person. JERRY GREENFIELD Ben & Jerry's, not a person... that's a corporation. BEN COHEN They're different. JERRY GREENFIELD But there's this problem. The Supreme Court decided that corporations are people, and that they're entitled to the same rights as people are. It's called "corporate personhood." BEN COHEN That's ridiculous. And what it means is that this presidential election, there will be a whole mess of shadowy money and corporate contributions backing candidates and causes on both sides of the aisle. JERRY GREENFIELD Except for Bernie Sanders, of course. Bernie has led the fight to put an end to the corrupting influence of big money in our politics. BEN COHEN From the very beginning, Bernie's called for a constitutional amendment to overturn Citizens United -- something with which we couldn't agree more. JERRY GREENFIELD Sign Bernie Sanders' petition calling for a constitutional amendment to reverse the disastrous Citizens United Supreme Court decision. BEN COHEN People thought we were crazy when we started putting dough into our ice cream. JERRY GREENFIELD But what's really crazy is all the dough corporations are putting into politics. BEN COHEN This issue is so important because all of the money it introduces into the political process influences almost every issue Congress considers. JERRY GREENFIELD Join us and sign Bernie Sanders' campaign to overturn Citizens United. BEN COHEN SIGN THE PETITION Thanks for joining us in this important effort! Ben Cohen & Jerry Greenfield - meeshlol: bludthinner: lizardlicks: sanders4prez: It’s time for a constitutional amendment to overturn Citizens UnitedThe Supreme Court’s decisions in Citizens United and other cases opened the gates to a flood of billions of dollars that threatens to undermine our democracy. What we need now is a constitutional amendment to overturn Citizens United. Sign the Petition  I’m buying all the ben and jerry’s now. This was really funny at the beginning and then shit got real I actually learned something from this, thanks Bernie
Shadowy: Bernie
 2016
 Hi, I'm Ben.
 BEN COHEN
 And I'm Jerry.
 JERRY GREENFIELD
 I'm a person.
 BEN COHEN
 And I'm a person.
 JERRY GREENFIELD
 And together, we came up with a company called
 Ben & Jerry's Homemade, Inc.
 BEN COHEN
 That's a corporation.
 JERRY GREENFIELD

 Ben, person. Jerry...
 BEN COHEN
 Person.
 JERRY GREENFIELD
 Ben & Jerry's, not a person... that's a corporation.
 BEN COHEN
 They're different.
 JERRY GREENFIELD
 But there's this problem. The Supreme Court
 decided that corporations are people, and that
 they're entitled to the same rights as people are. It's
 called "corporate personhood."
 BEN COHEN
 That's ridiculous. And what it means is that this
 presidential election, there will be a whole mess of
 shadowy money and corporate contributions
 backing candidates and causes on both sides of the
 aisle.
 JERRY GREENFIELD

 Except for Bernie Sanders, of course. Bernie has led
 the fight to put an end to the corrupting influence of
 big money in our politics.
 BEN COHEN
 From the very beginning, Bernie's called for a
 constitutional amendment to overturn Citizens
 United -- something with which we couldn't agree
 more.
 JERRY GREENFIELD
 Sign Bernie Sanders' petition calling for a
 constitutional amendment to reverse the disastrous
 Citizens United Supreme Court decision.
 BEN COHEN
 People thought we were crazy when we started
 putting dough into our ice cream.
 JERRY GREENFIELD
 But what's really crazy is all the dough corporations
 are putting into politics.
 BEN COHEN

 This issue is so important because all of the money
 it introduces into the political process influences
 almost every issue Congress considers.
 JERRY GREENFIELD
 Join us and sign Bernie Sanders' campaign to
 overturn Citizens United.
 BEN COHEN
 SIGN THE PETITION
 Thanks for joining us in this important effort!
 Ben Cohen & Jerry Greenfield -
meeshlol:

bludthinner:

lizardlicks:

sanders4prez:

It’s time for a constitutional amendment to overturn Citizens UnitedThe Supreme Court’s decisions in Citizens United and other cases opened the gates to a flood of billions of dollars that threatens to undermine our democracy.
What we need now is a constitutional amendment to overturn Citizens United.

Sign the Petition 

I’m buying all the ben and jerry’s now.

This was really funny at the beginning and then shit got real

I actually learned something from this, thanks Bernie

meeshlol: bludthinner: lizardlicks: sanders4prez: It’s time for a constitutional amendment to overturn Citizens UnitedThe Supreme Cou...

Shadowy: badboshtet: herstoryarc: brigidkeely: randomdeinonychus: rashaka: ultralaser:mewmii: mutisija: villancikos: The Anatomy of a mermaid yes, thanks. i hate when people draws mermaid’s tail like it was some sort of goddamn suit on normal human legs like this: it just doesnt work yeah we wouldnt want to make our mermaids too unrealistic this asks more questions than it answers. they don’t really have vestigial legs, like those aren’t even motile fins, so why do they still have fully formed hips, why hasn’t the pelvic bone changed significantly? and where did the tail come from? [proto whale] [orca skelly] whales as we know them evolved from land animals that went back out to sea, and it’s all spine all the way down to the tail fin. the pelvis is vestigial to the point of being tiny and unrecognizable, and the rear leg structure is //gone//. and by the time they evolved all that, their forelegs had turned into proper fins and they didn’t have hourglass figures, because they built up walls of insulating fat and blubber where it was needed most - around the vital organs. [walrus skelly] which brings us to the walrus. as you can see the skeletal structure and the external appearance are fairly ursiform - the rear legs are basically still in there forming the tail, and the pelvis is intact, and above that it may as well still be a land animal. if mermaids did exist, as hominids who went back out to sea, and if they hadn’t evolved into basically dolphins, then a walrus skeletal system, complete with vestigial thigh bones inside a kind of muscle skirt, and with significant fat and blubber deposits //on the main body// would be most likely. which is to say, mermaids with human torsos and seagoing lower bodies would waddle around on their tails, have clearly defined thigh structures, and would be a hell of a lot rounder above and about the waist than they’re usually depicted. which begs the question, then, if you see a mermaid and it’s a skinny little thing with a slinky waist and an eel-like tail and a perfect bosom and a coy smile, //why does it look like that//? because whatever that is? it is not a land animal that readapted to the sea. it is not your distant kin. it is a sea creature that adapted //to get your attention//. maybe it’s all an illusion, a frilly mane, an hourglass shape, and narrow antennae that mimic the shape of human arms, waving lonely sailors into the water, only to realize too late the bioluminescent patterns of lipstick and pert breasts are to distract from what lies behind them - viselike jaws and row after row of stiletto teeth. or maybe it’s all soft tissue, the gelatinous bell of a jellyfish folded into a pleasing shape, luring the unwary down to be caught up in a tail that is nothing more than thousands of barbed lines of stinging neurotoxin cells. or it could be that the tail goes deep into a shadowy well, and the beautiful woman is a mask for a single enormous jaw, the internal skeleton just the endless spine and ribs of a vast and hungry sea snake. or, perhaps most terrifyingly, the face is real but not the face of the eyes looking out of it - a human mask for an intelligence both cold and calculating, wearing an inviting smile to bring you within reach of the dagger behind it’s back. waiting to slice the skin off of you because it needs a new disguise, because it is shaped like you but does not look like you, because it must pass as you so it can go among you, so that by starlight it may go on land and into town, where your kin are sleeping, unsuspecting. Jesus Christ back up a minute buddy I am 100% on board with eldritch horror mermaids. Can I set up something to just reblog this every time I see it? Like automatically? Because this is perfect and I love this. Like I needed more reasons to be afraid of deep water.. Reasons mermaids are so great. Could be a gift from god, could be the single most sinister thing on the planet.
Shadowy: badboshtet:

herstoryarc:

brigidkeely:

randomdeinonychus:

rashaka:

ultralaser:mewmii:

mutisija:

villancikos:

The Anatomy of a mermaid

yes, thanks.
i hate when people draws mermaid’s tail like it was some sort of goddamn suit on normal human legs like this:
it just doesnt work

yeah we wouldnt want to make our mermaids too unrealistic


this asks more questions than it answers.  they don’t really have vestigial legs, like those aren’t even motile fins, so why do they still have fully formed hips, why hasn’t the pelvic bone changed significantly?  and where did the tail come from?

[proto whale]

[orca skelly]

whales as we know them evolved from land animals that went back out to sea, and it’s all spine all the way down to the tail fin.  the pelvis is vestigial to the point of being tiny and unrecognizable, and the rear leg structure is //gone//.  and by the time they evolved all that, their forelegs had turned into proper fins and they didn’t have hourglass figures, because they built up walls of insulating fat and blubber where it was needed most - around the vital organs.

[walrus skelly]

which brings us to the walrus.  as you can see the skeletal structure and the external appearance are fairly ursiform - the rear legs are basically still in there forming the tail, and the pelvis is intact, and above that it may as well still be a land animal.  if mermaids did exist, as hominids who went back out to sea, and if they hadn’t evolved into basically dolphins, then a walrus skeletal system, complete with vestigial thigh bones inside a kind of muscle skirt, and with significant fat and blubber deposits //on the main body// would be most likely.  which is to say, mermaids with human torsos and seagoing lower bodies would waddle around on their tails, have clearly defined thigh structures, and would be a hell of a lot rounder above and about the waist than they’re usually depicted.

which begs the question, then, if you see a mermaid and it’s a skinny little thing with a slinky waist and an eel-like tail and a perfect bosom and a coy smile, //why does it look like that//?  because whatever that is?  it is not a land animal that readapted to the sea.  it is not your distant kin.  it is a sea creature that adapted //to get your attention//.

maybe it’s all an illusion, a frilly mane, an hourglass shape, and narrow antennae that mimic the shape of human arms, waving lonely sailors into the water, only to realize too late the bioluminescent patterns of lipstick and pert breasts are to distract from what lies behind them - viselike jaws and row after row of stiletto teeth.

or maybe it’s all soft tissue, the gelatinous bell of a jellyfish folded into a pleasing shape, luring the unwary down to be caught up in a tail that is nothing more than thousands of barbed lines of stinging neurotoxin cells.

or it could be that the tail goes deep into a shadowy well, and the beautiful woman is a mask for a single enormous jaw, the internal skeleton just the endless spine and ribs of a vast and hungry sea snake.

or, perhaps most terrifyingly, the face is real but not the face of the eyes looking out of it - a human mask for an intelligence both cold and calculating, wearing an inviting smile to bring you within reach of the dagger behind it’s back.  waiting to slice the skin off of you because it needs a new disguise, because it is shaped like you but does not look like you, because it must pass as you so it can go among you, so that by starlight it may go on land and into town, where your kin are sleeping, unsuspecting.

Jesus Christ back up a minute buddy

I am 100% on board with eldritch horror mermaids.

Can I set up something to just reblog this every time I see it? Like automatically? Because this is perfect and I love this.

Like I needed more reasons to be afraid of deep water..

Reasons mermaids are so great. Could be a gift from god, could be the single most sinister thing on the planet.

badboshtet: herstoryarc: brigidkeely: randomdeinonychus: rashaka: ultralaser:mewmii: mutisija: villancikos: The Anatomy of a merm...

Shadowy: SPACE EVENTS 2015 EARLY 2015 JAN 20 The Philae lander will awaken. It fell into an idle mode after it came to rest between two The United Launch Alliance Atlas V rocket shadowy cliffs. launches the Mobile User Objective System (MUOS) for the U.S. Navy. JAN 27 - 29 JAN 31 The NIAC Program will generate radically better and entirely new aerospace concepts. A SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket launches DSCOVR, a satellite designed to warn of harmful solar activity. FEB 11 Europe is due to launch a test flight of its reusable Intermediate eXperimental Vehicle (IXV). MAR 6 NASA's Dawn probe will arrive at Ceres, which was considered to be the largest asteroid in our Solar System until it was officially classified as a Dwarf Planet. MAR 20 The dark shadow of the moon will trace a curved path primarily over the North Atlantic and Arctic oceans. MAR 27 NASA astronaut Scott Kelly and cosmonaut Mikhail Kornienko will start a one-year stay in MARCH space on the ISS. A first. NASA's MESSENGER mission will end, sending the probe crashing into Mercury. MARCH MARCH An Atlas V rocket launches the Magnetospheric Multiscale mission designed to take measurements of magnetospheric boundary regions. The Delta IV rocket launches the GPS IIF-9, the eighth in a series of next-generation GPS satellites which will improve GPS accuracy worldwide. APR 12 Yuri's Night parties will be held around the world to celebrate Yuri Gagarin becoming the first person in space (1961) and the inaugural launch of NASA's Space Shuttle (1981). APR 24 The Hubble Space Telescope turns 25. It's expected to function through 2018. Its successor will be the James Webb Telescope. MAY JUNE The U.S. Air Force's secretive X-37B robotic space plane is expected to launch on its fourth mission. Its missions are classified. The SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket launches the Dragon spacecraft on the seventh operational cargo delivery mission to the ISS. JUNE JUL 14 The Atlas V rocket launches the GPS IF-10 satellite, the tenth in a series of next-generation GPS satellites, resulting in improved GPS accuracy worldwide. NASA's New Horizons spacecraft will make its much-anticipated flyby of the dwarf planet Pluto. AUG 6 After 3 years on Mars, NASA's Curiosity rover will continue exploring the base of Mt. Sharp in Gale Crater throughout 2015. AUG 12 The Perseid meteor shower is usually considered to be among the best of the annual meteor displays at 90 meteors per hour. AUGUST The Rosetta spacecraft will accompany Comet 67P/ Churyumov-Gerasimenko on its closest approach to the sun, beaming back unprecidented science. NOV 5 - 12 Earth periodically encounters swarms of large particles, which can produce fireball meteors in certain years, and 2015 is predicted to be one of those years. DEC 13 - 14 The Geminid meteor shower may generate up to two meteor sightings every minute, or 120 per hour. 2015 The European Space Agency's LISA Pathfinder mission will attempt to detect ripples in space- time. LATE 2015 The EHT, is an array of telescopes around the world that will simulate a telescope the diameter of our planet, for the first time ever. FOREKAST. C O M Expected dates as of 20 January, 2015 CHECK OUT MEMEPIX.COM МЕМЕРIХ.Cом Upcoming Space Events of 2015!omg-humor.tumblr.com
Shadowy: SPACE EVENTS
 2015
 EARLY 2015
 JAN 20
 The Philae lander will awaken. It fell into an idle
 mode after it came to rest between two
 The United Launch Alliance Atlas V rocket
 shadowy cliffs.
 launches the Mobile User Objective System
 (MUOS) for the U.S. Navy.
 JAN 27 - 29
 JAN 31
 The NIAC Program will generate radically better
 and entirely new aerospace concepts.
 A SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket launches DSCOVR, a
 satellite designed to warn of harmful solar
 activity.
 FEB 11
 Europe is due to launch a test flight of its
 reusable Intermediate eXperimental Vehicle
 (IXV).
 MAR 6
 NASA's Dawn probe will arrive at Ceres, which
 was considered to be the largest asteroid in our
 Solar System until it was officially classified as a
 Dwarf Planet.
 MAR 20
 The dark shadow of the moon will trace a
 curved path primarily over the North Atlantic
 and Arctic oceans.
 MAR 27
 NASA astronaut Scott Kelly and cosmonaut
 Mikhail Kornienko will start a one-year stay in
 MARCH
 space on the ISS. A first.
 NASA's MESSENGER mission will end, sending
 the probe crashing into Mercury.
 MARCH
 MARCH
 An Atlas V rocket launches the
 Magnetospheric Multiscale mission designed
 to take measurements of magnetospheric
 boundary regions.
 The Delta IV rocket launches the GPS IIF-9, the
 eighth in a series of next-generation GPS
 satellites which will improve GPS accuracy
 worldwide.
 APR 12
 Yuri's Night parties will be held around the
 world to celebrate Yuri Gagarin becoming the
 first person in space (1961) and the inaugural
 launch of NASA's Space Shuttle (1981).
 APR 24
 The Hubble Space Telescope turns 25. It's
 expected to function through 2018. Its
 successor will be the James Webb Telescope.
 MAY
 JUNE
 The U.S. Air Force's secretive X-37B robotic
 space plane is expected to launch on its fourth
 mission. Its missions are classified.
 The SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket launches the
 Dragon spacecraft on the seventh operational
 cargo delivery mission to the ISS.
 JUNE
 JUL 14
 The Atlas V rocket launches the GPS IF-10
 satellite, the tenth in a series of next-generation
 GPS satellites, resulting in improved GPS
 accuracy worldwide.
 NASA's New Horizons spacecraft will make its
 much-anticipated flyby of the dwarf planet
 Pluto.
 AUG 6
 After 3 years on Mars, NASA's Curiosity rover
 will continue exploring the base of Mt. Sharp in
 Gale Crater throughout 2015.
 AUG 12
 The Perseid meteor shower is usually
 considered to be among the best of the annual
 meteor displays at 90 meteors per hour.
 AUGUST
 The Rosetta spacecraft will accompany Comet
 67P/ Churyumov-Gerasimenko on its closest
 approach to the sun, beaming back
 unprecidented science.
 NOV 5 - 12
 Earth periodically encounters swarms of large
 particles, which can produce fireball meteors in
 certain years, and 2015 is predicted to be one
 of those years.
 DEC 13 - 14
 The Geminid meteor shower may generate up
 to two meteor sightings every minute, or 120
 per hour.
 2015
 The European Space Agency's LISA Pathfinder
 mission will attempt to detect ripples in space-
 time.
 LATE 2015
 The EHT, is an array of telescopes around the
 world that will simulate a telescope the
 diameter of our planet, for the first time ever.
 FOREKAST. C O M
 Expected dates as of 20 January, 2015
 CHECK OUT MEMEPIX.COM
 МЕМЕРIХ.Cом
Upcoming Space Events of 2015!omg-humor.tumblr.com

Upcoming Space Events of 2015!omg-humor.tumblr.com