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Ass, Bad, and Crime: wait, you're jewish? i wanna die so bad right now -waaaaay too tall -blood is 3% soda -literally murders innocents and is still widely considered a "smol bean" -good relationship with their mom -hobbies range from making origami to plotting to blow up the moon -really their height is just unreasonable and very intimidating i heard you've been saying some shit grandparents live in korea -little ball of anger -uses napalm as moisturiser -no one is sure if they're actually racist or not thinks they can speak german -lists "kicking inanimate objects" as a hobby got sold fake cocaine once about me on your blog -damaged -iterally no one can bring themselves to like -communicates only in grunts -writes terrible fiction -goes out of their way to upset others -trying desperately to hide the gay (failing) -says shit like "adios" (doesn't speak spanish -leaves agressive voicemails -used to be emo -gets drunk and stabs inanimate objects -has an alien girlfriends and also 700 alter egos -is 103% sure that the world is out to get them way too many Ns little miss finland turns to camera in shock ADAM supreme gentleman -absolutely deplorable shoves an american flag up their ass most mornings takes selfies everywhere -everywhere i said loves their pets -finds depressive thinking arousing horrible handwriting tries. fails. -wants to be Wait, You're Jewish? but can't does rude shit but no one can stay -uses air quotes to patronise others -"feminism is stupid" -can't get laid -has probably had lip injections. and ego injections. "why do girls always go for douchebags" -wears sunglasses indoors. at night. in december. after the last star in the galaxy has burned out. mad at them -all gods are fictional except for themselfays gets asked for I.D. -makes fun of soccer moms but doesn't act hasn't taken a flattering photo in 7 -says weird shit 97% of the time -wears t-shirts with edgy slogans -has v few friends but the friendships they clasifies self as a "cool kid" will not get a haircut hasn't slept ever do have a frighteningly intense 56 brennan's burger bundies gets what they want because they are-worships satan -known as the zodiac killer -takes off their glasses and becomes ets morbid sense of humour that occasionally gets them in trouble wants to have you (over) for dinner behaves drunk while sober and also while drunk. -vastly overestimates their ability to get away with things -does absolutely nothing in a group project and no one gets mad -dog person -has brushed their teeth less than 7 times since birth probably borrowed their cheekbones off a meth addict -greasy grease on top of their grease jeffreysdrunk: luvoxxx: Okeeey so I don’t usually post stuff but a friend of mine asked me to make a true crime tag yourself and I thought tumblr might appreciate it. I have no idea why there’s like 400 typos in it I swear English is my first language wtf. Anyway it’s just a meme it’s not meant to be disrespectful or gross or anything please enjoy my completely unfunny sense of humour. (Also I blatantly stole the d a m a g e d thing from another tag yourself I apologise) I’m grandparents live in Korea and Dahmer lol Way too many Ns *turns to camera in shock* Adam
Ass, Bad, and Crime: wait, you're jewish?
 i wanna die so bad right now
 -waaaaay too tall
 -blood is 3% soda
 -literally murders innocents and is still
 widely considered a "smol bean"
 -good relationship with their mom
 -hobbies range from making origami to
 plotting to blow up the moon
 -really their height is just unreasonable
 and very intimidating
 i heard you've been saying some shit
 grandparents live in korea
 -little ball of anger
 -uses napalm as moisturiser
 -no one is sure if they're actually
 racist or not
 thinks they can speak german
 -lists "kicking inanimate objects"
 as a hobby
 got sold fake cocaine once
 about me on your blog
 -damaged
 -iterally no one can bring themselves to like
 -communicates only in grunts
 -writes terrible fiction
 -goes out of their way to upset others
 -trying desperately to hide the gay (failing)
 -says shit like "adios" (doesn't speak spanish
 -leaves agressive voicemails
 -used to be emo
 -gets drunk and stabs inanimate objects
 -has an alien girlfriends and also 700 alter egos
 -is 103% sure that the world is out to get them
 way too many Ns
 little miss finland
 turns to camera in shock ADAM
 supreme gentleman
 -absolutely deplorable
 shoves an american flag up their ass
 most mornings
 takes selfies everywhere
 -everywhere i said
 loves their pets
 -finds depressive thinking arousing
 horrible handwriting
 tries. fails.
 -wants to be Wait, You're Jewish? but can't does rude shit but no one can stay
 -uses air quotes to patronise others
 -"feminism is stupid"
 -can't get laid
 -has probably had lip injections. and ego
 injections.
 "why do girls always go for douchebags"
 -wears sunglasses indoors. at night. in
 december. after the last star in the galaxy
 has burned out.
 mad at them
 -all gods are fictional except for themselfays gets asked for I.D.
 -makes fun of soccer moms but doesn't act hasn't taken a flattering photo in 7
 -says weird shit 97% of the time
 -wears t-shirts with edgy slogans
 -has v few friends but the friendships they clasifies self as a "cool kid"
 will not get a haircut
 hasn't slept ever
 do have a frighteningly intense
 56
 brennan's burger bundies
 gets what they want because they are-worships satan
 -known as the zodiac killer
 -takes off their glasses and becomes
 ets
 morbid sense of humour that
 occasionally gets them in trouble
 wants to have you (over) for dinner
 behaves drunk while sober and also
 while drunk.
 -vastly overestimates their ability to get
 away with things
 -does absolutely nothing in a group
 project and no one gets mad
 -dog person
 -has brushed their teeth less than 7
 times since birth
 probably borrowed their cheekbones
 off a meth addict
 -greasy grease on top of their grease
jeffreysdrunk:

luvoxxx:

Okeeey so I don’t usually post stuff but a friend of mine asked me to make a true crime tag yourself and I thought tumblr might appreciate it. I have no idea why there’s like 400 typos in it I swear English is my first language wtf. Anyway it’s just a meme it’s not meant to be disrespectful or gross or anything please enjoy my completely unfunny sense of humour. (Also I blatantly stole the  d a m a g e d  thing from another tag yourself I apologise)

I’m grandparents live in Korea and Dahmer lol

Way too many Ns *turns to camera in shock* Adam

jeffreysdrunk: luvoxxx: Okeeey so I don’t usually post stuff but a friend of mine asked me to make a true crime tag yourself and I thought...

Cute, Dude, and Google: zzdigital What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn't realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like Dude, you haven't gone o Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn. outside in a whle Are you still up? Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netilix. Dude, I'm seniously craving something right now. Like what? 1 dunno. Pizza rolls? adrlofthedead Why is it that you never come into my house unless l invite you? Um, it's called 'being polite ...? paullchu l tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think Im allergic, but all I'm getting on Google is vampire bullshit. Dude can a mirror like... stop working or something? eepeoradar Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor? Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken. Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifox when I'm around? It really bugs me for some reason. steallng-your-wite Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man. 1want to sleep in a coffin...ya kno, for like... aesthetic clpollakate What's with your thing about n MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOME ecks lately? nightrhaln 1 looked up my symptoms on WebMD, and it says I have cancer This last addition made the reblog obligatory. This one wins. Souroe: zadigital 936,950 notes Why arent these hickeys going away?
Cute, Dude, and Google: zzdigital
 What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn't realize it. So then they go
 around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like
 Dude, you haven't gone o
 Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.
 outside in a whle
 Are you still up?
 Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netilix.
 Dude, I'm seniously craving something right now.
 Like what?
 1 dunno. Pizza rolls?
 adrlofthedead
 Why is it that you never come into my house unless l invite you?
 Um, it's called 'being polite ...?
 paullchu
 l tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I
 think Im allergic, but all I'm getting on Google is vampire bullshit.
 Dude can a mirror like... stop working or something?
 eepeoradar
 Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?
 Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.
 Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear
 your crucifox when I'm around? It really bugs me for some reason.
 steallng-your-wite
 Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of
 fluff with wings man.
 1want to sleep in a coffin...ya kno, for like... aesthetic
 clpollakate
 What's with your thing about n
 MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOME
 ecks lately?
 nightrhaln
 1 looked up my symptoms on WebMD, and it says I have cancer
 This last addition made the reblog obligatory. This one wins.
 Souroe: zadigital
 936,950 notes
Why arent these hickeys going away?

Why arent these hickeys going away?

Cute, Dude, and Google: Verizon LTE 1:12 AM @ 7058% omg-foreverfilledwithweird-posts navonneedsahug Follow zzdigital What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn't realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like "Dude, you haven't gone outside in a while." "Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn." "Are you still up?" "Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix." "Dude, I'm seriously craving something right now." "Like what?" "I dunno. Pizza rolls?" adriofthedead "Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?" "Um, it's called 'being polite...?" paulichu "I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I'm allergic, but all I'm getting on Google is vampire bullshit." samarajournal "Dude can a mirror like... stop working or something?" espeoradar Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?" "..Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken." "Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I'm around? It really bugs me for some reason." stealing-your-wife "Have you ever noticed how cute bat:s are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man." nickthepigeon "I want to sleep in a coffin...ya kno, for like... aesthetic" cipollakate "What's with your thing about necks lately?" "MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOME" nightrhain "I looked up my symptoms on WebMD, and it says I have cancer." samwise-the-true-hero This last addition made the reblog obligatory. This one wins 935,331 notesD Tailor Automatic Screenshot Stitching Vampire?
Cute, Dude, and Google: Verizon LTE
 1:12 AM @ 7058%
 omg-foreverfilledwithweird-posts
 navonneedsahug Follow
 zzdigital
 What if someone got bitten by a
 vampire, but didn't realize it. So then
 they go around and keep misidentifying
 all the symptoms, like
 "Dude, you haven't gone outside in a
 while."
 "Yeah, last time I went out I got this
 wicked sunburn."
 "Are you still up?"
 "Yeah, I started bing watching this
 show on Netflix."
 "Dude, I'm seriously craving something
 right now."
 "Like what?"
 "I dunno. Pizza rolls?"
 adriofthedead
 "Why is it that you never come into my
 house unless I invite you?"
 "Um, it's called 'being polite...?"
 paulichu
 "I tried cooking with garlic the other
 night and got this serious burn on my
 hand. I think I'm allergic, but all I'm
 getting on Google is vampire bullshit."
 samarajournal
 "Dude can a mirror like... stop working
 or something?"
 espeoradar
 Dude, why do you keep posting
 pictures of the floor?"
 "..Those are meant to be selfies, I
 guess my camera must be broken."
 "Dude, I am all for you expressing your
 religious beliefs, but could you not wear
 your crucifix when I'm around? It really
 bugs me for some reason."
 stealing-your-wife
 "Have you ever noticed how cute bat:s
 are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of
 fluff with wings man."
 nickthepigeon
 "I want to sleep in a coffin...ya kno, for
 like... aesthetic"
 cipollakate
 "What's with your thing about necks
 lately?"
 "MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY
 OWN HOME"
 nightrhain
 "I looked up my symptoms on WebMD,
 and it says I have cancer."
 samwise-the-true-hero
 This last addition made the reblog
 obligatory. This one wins
 935,331 notesD
 Tailor
 Automatic Screenshot Stitching
Vampire?

Vampire?