🦅 25+ Best Memes About Security

Area 51, Raid, and The Raid: When you're a security guard in area 51 and the raid bar suddenly shows up on your screen: Fiaid u/amqdio

Fake, Money, and Boston: DO NOT GIVE ΜΟΝΕΥ ΤΟ ΤΗΕ FAKE ΜΟNK MAFIA! These are not real monks. They have been harassing our visitors - please do not encourage them by giving them money. If you are being harrassed by one of these individuals, please call Faneuil Hall Marketplace Security: 1-857-208-1585 Faneuil Hall MARKETPLACE Bostons got interesting problems

Bostons got interesting problems

Security, Store, and Youre: when you're at the grocery store and see yourself on the security monitor Im on TV

Im on TV

Dank, Iphone, and Love: Special K @Unkle_K 7h Black men are so respected that every time I go for a run at night people cross the road to give me space. Fitness first. Love it. 55 L2,852 9,032 Special K @Unkle_K When I'm in shops security follows me to make sure I'm safe. I'm glad we're being valued now 11:51 12/08/2019 Twitter for iPhone 980 Retweets 2,622 Likes Black Privilege by KingPZe MORE MEMES

Black Privilege by KingPZe MORE MEMES

Independence Day, School, and Book: f G/LaughingColours Ahead Of Independence Day, Human Chain Formed By Locals, School Students & & Security Personnel Unfurled A 15 Km Long Tricolor In Chhattisgarh LAUGHING Colours It Has Also Entered In The 'Champions Book Of World Records' #WorldRecord

#WorldRecord

Appreciate, Bank, and Honesty: I appreciate the honesty. Pick a password Don't reuse your bank password, we didn't spend a lot on security for this app. At least 6 characters lyour password Continue Nice honesty.

Nice honesty.

Funny, Teacher, and Bank: gayerluke security question: what was the last name of your first grade teacher? my first grade teacher hacking my bank account: i'm in wolfvalkyrie why is this so fng funny gayerluke it's a joke

Being Alone, Dating, and Future: If we're dating, I want to be your second priority I want your first priority to be you, your ambitions, your life and your future, because my priority right now, is me and mine. Finding happiness and security alone, is crucial to finding it together. https://t.co/Xuc8Pvrz4P

https://t.co/Xuc8Pvrz4P

Mobile, Security, and Security Cameras: PC: Gets 4K Console: Gets 4K Mobile: Gets 4K Security Cameras:

Access, Layers, and Data: /* Our product has multiple layers of Security / if (isAuthorised(user)) { if (isAuthorised(user) ) { if (isAuthorised(user)) { access_data( ); } } It has multiple authentication checks !!

$Access, Layers, and Data: /* Our product has multiple layers of Security / if (isAuthorised(user)) { if (isAuthorised(user) ) { if (isAuthorised(user)) { access_data( ); } } It has multiple authentication checks !!$

It has multiple authentication checks !!

Isis, Flight, and Math: A Guy Says He Was Questioned On A Plane For Doing Math During A Flight A woman sitting next the lvy League economist told flight crew she had security concerns about the man, after seeing him write in a foreign script. It turned out to be a differential equation. V=Th 3 what is this jibberish A = r C = 2nr V= ton (8) 30° 45 60 sin xdx cosx+C 10 sin gx+C COS COS egad.xIncosX tan 1 2x 60% dx P+x+c=0 sin x 30° dx =arcig xV3 + dx 459 “Seize that man writing in ISIS”

“Seize that man writing in ISIS”

Dank, Isis, and Memes: A Guy Says He Was Questioned On A Plane For Doing Math During A Flight A woman sitting next the lvy League economist told flight crew she had security concerns about the man, after seeing him write in a foreign script. It turned out to be a differential equation. V=Th 3 what is this jibberish A = r C = 2nr V= ton (8) 30° 45 60 sin xdx cosx+C 10 sin gx+C COS COS egad.xIncosX tan 1 2x 60% dx P+x+c=0 sin x 30° dx =arcig xV3 + dx 459 “Seize that man writing in ISIS” by ThisDraco MORE MEMES

“Seize that man writing in ISIS” by ThisDraco MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and News: BuzzFeeDNEWs A Guy Says He Was Questioned On A Plane For Doing Math During A Flight A woman sitting next the Ivy League economist told flight crew she had security concerns about the man, after seeing him write in a foreign script. It turned out to be a differential equation. BY DAVID MACK (BUZZFEED NEWS REPORTER) MAY 7,2016, 1:01 PM darlinghogwarts Bigots are afraid of calculus too now. Seriously tho by Ready20000 MORE MEMES

Seriously tho by Ready20000 MORE MEMES

Memes, News, and Buzzfeed: BuzzFeeDNEWs A Guy Says He Was Questioned On A Plane For Doing Math During A Flight A woman sitting next the Ivy League economist told flight crew she had security concerns about the man, after seeing him write in a foreign script. It turned out to be a differential equation. BY DAVID MACK (BUZZFEED NEWS REPORTER) MAY 7,2016, 1:01 PM darlinghogwarts Bigots are afraid of calculus too now. Seriously tho via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2SrR47q

Seriously tho via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2SrR47q

Dank, Saw, and Camera: 2019 190tanalert that soO ampering with my security c UNILAD NEWSFLARE "I got an alert saying someone has tampered with my security camera and this is what I saw..." 😂🐱

"I got an alert saying someone has tampered with my security camera and this is what I saw..." 😂🐱

Fire, Jesus, and Back: Area 51 security guard when Kyle is wearing a "shoot me if you are gay" shirt Jesus christ,cease fire. Stay back Ideas are bullet proof

Ideas are bullet proof

Hello, Instagram, and Sex: UM... HELLO KNOCK KNOCK GREETINGS, I AMREQUIRED By LAW TO INFORM YOU THAT I AM A REGISTERED SEX DEFENDER. Instagram @jdrift01 O Sensual Security

Sensual Security

Bitch, Dumb, and Memes: Me disguised as an alien so i can just walk past security at area 51 instead of sneaking in laughter You dumb bitch. made with mematic Well since yall liked the last oneHeres some more area 51 memes!

Well since yall liked the last oneHeres some more area 51 memes!

Best, Computer, and Drive: Putting a lockscreen password on your computer Encrypting your hard drive Getting a laptop and bringing it with you wherever you go so you never have to leave it unattended Leaving Vim open whenever you leave your computer Best security ever

Best security ever

Dank, Guns, and Angry: UNILAD We've got ray guns! Zap, boom, kapow US OANGRY COPS With over 3 million people planning to storm Area 51, this security guard tells them what they're in store for...😂👽 Angry Cops

With over 3 million people planning to storm Area 51, this security guard tells them what they're in store for...😂👽 Angry Cops

Mean, Time, and Mad: The U.N. Security Council upon learning about an active genocide: what do you mean youre being murdered RmandaurAs thats illegal people cant do that Stop it guys, I’m gonna get mad for real this time!

Stop it guys, I’m gonna get mad for real this time!

Animals, Spanish, and Picasso: lan Sausage @stephenjmolloy Security: Animals aren't allowed in this art gallery, sir. Me: It's my guide dog. Dog: Picasso, born 25/10/1881, was a Spanish painter... 10:28 PM 5 Jan 2016 10,699 Retweets 16,342 Likes

Memes, 🤖, and Csc: CSC SECURITY S4 CONST 2CON CON ON CO SCON CSC SECURITY absolutely NO ideo footage ease https://t.co/Z8w91zQf5j

https://t.co/Z8w91zQf5j

Being Alone, Dating, and Future: If we're dating, I want to be your second priority. I want your first priority to be you, your ambitions, your life and your future, because my priority right now, is me and mine. Finding happiness and security alone, is crucial to finding it together.

Been, Github, and Project: Github telling me my project has a security vulnerability My project which hasn't been touched in three years I get it Github

I get it Github

Target, Camera, and Security: cynisterrrrr-deactivated2018120 Me: : target self checkout security camera: you look like this

Music, Star Wars, and Baltimore: 3tand Baltimore Symphony Musicians June 16, 2018 2,400 lucky people got to hear John Williams conduct a program of his music on Wednesday night. One who didn't was a security guard stationed in the stairwell leading to the musicians' locker rooms. Seth Low gave her an mini-concert of Star Wars themes, much to her delight. Look at her expression! She is truly treasuring this moment

Look at her expression! She is truly treasuring this moment

Humane Society, Security, and Check: Went to volunteer at the Humane Society and the security bag check was pretty intense

Being Alone, Dating, and Future: Steve Bartlett If we're dating, I want to be your second priority. I want your first priority to be you, your ambitions, your life and your future, because my priority right now, is me and mine. Finding happiness and security alone, is crucial to finding it together. A whole damn mouthful 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

A whole damn mouthful 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

Dank, Australia, and Bible: LAD BIBLE australia ser WALKING THROUGH AIRPORT SECURITY WITH FOURETTE 'There's a gun in my backpack' - These lads showed just how difficult it is to walk through airport security with Tourette's syndrome 🤔🤔

'There's a gun in my backpack' - These lads showed just how difficult it is to walk through airport security with Tourette's syndrome 🤔🤔

80s, Thought, and How: 1 ...CANT BELIEVE BOSS FORGOT MY B-BBIRTHDAUHOOHO00 You!! THOUGHT HE WAS M-MY)) How DID You FRIEND GET PAST My SECURITY You LET YOUR GUARD DOWN *80S* KVBERVAIDYA 7S insecurity guard

insecurity guard

80s, Thought, and How: 1 ...CANT BELIEVE BOSS FORGOT MY B-BBIRTHDAUHOOHO00 You!! THOUGHT HE WAS M-MY)) How DID You FRIEND GET PAST My SECURITY You LET YOUR GUARD DOWN *80S* KVBERVAIDYA 7S insecurity guard

insecurity guard

Dank, Memes, and Target: Security Question: What is the name of your first pet? My dog hacking my bank account: happiness noise Smart dog by kevin4289 MORE MEMES

Smart dog by kevin4289 MORE MEMES

Memes, Kickstarter, and Thought: 1 C...CANT You!! THOUGHT BELIEVE BOSSHE WAS M-MYHOW DIDYOU FRIEND FORGOT MY B-BBIRTHDAYUHOOHO00 GET PAST MY SECURITY You LET YOUR GUARD DOWN sOB KVBERVAIDYA S 4 hours left https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/extrafabulous/millennial-manatees

4 hours left https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/extrafabulous/millennial-manatees

Friends, Tumblr, and Anonymous: Anonymous said to ask-venom21: Venom what's your favorite dinner place? SECURITY, IT'S BACK GR THE WAITE HOUSE ask-venom21: V: Orange is my favorite flavor. Us: Eat the RichVenom: We got you covered friends

ask-venom21: V: Orange is my favorite flavor. Us: Eat the RichVenom: We got you covered friends

Work, Human, and Marketing: Logistic Mañager Marketing Manager Security Manager Human Resources Manager IT Manager Communication Manager Project Manager Internal Supervisor PR Manager Product Development Manager Herbert People at work

People at work

Fuck, Area 51, and Raid: When you're a security guard in area 51 and the raid bar suddenly shows up on your screen: Fraid u/amqdio Oh no oh fuck

Oh no oh fuck

Bad, Math, and Area 51: When the Area 51 security finally runs out of ammo but then you remember that they are also highly trained in hand to hand combat The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math. made with mematic Me👽irl

Me👽irl

Bad, Dank, and Memes: When the Area 51 security finally runs out of ammo but then you remember that they are also highly trained in hand to hand combat The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math. made with mematic Me👽irl by giardinojag MORE MEMES

Me👽irl by giardinojag MORE MEMES

Bones, Money, and News: CBS News Follow @CBSNews Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez suggests getting rid of entire Department Homeland Security cbsn.ws/2S5PKqA 7:05 AM - 10 Jul 2019 1,011 Retweets 7,049 Likes bones money Follow @bexual_healing any headline about this should have to say that DHS was founded in 2002 CBS News@CBSNews Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez suggests getting rid of entire Department Homeland Security cbsn.ws/2S5P KqA 8:31 AM 10 Jul 2019 3,947 Retweets 18,860 Likes yeswevegotavideo: goawfma: it was also supposed to be temporary IT WAS ALSO SUPPOSED TO BE TEMPORARY

yeswevegotavideo: goawfma: it was also supposed to be temporary IT WAS ALSO SUPPOSED TO BE TEMPORARY

Sports, Home, and Joc Pederson: MLSE SECURITY Joc Pederson, after hitting 39 Home Runs in one round and not advancing #HRDerby https://t.co/wcftnEDLv0

Joc Pederson, after hitting 39 Home Runs in one round and not advancing #HRDerby https://t.co/wcftnEDLv0

Nasa, News, and Couch: NASA to buy lightweight, semi-automatic rifles Jun 27, 2019 in Defense & Security, News 12 dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early |astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? |astronaut: "loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted Y'all are back early

Y'all are back early

Omg, Legends, and Security: OMG GUYS, I was just caught shoplifting and the security guy, i don't know i'm a little brought me here what's gonna happen worried AY Legends know this place

Legends know this place

Dank, Drugs, and Food: gnatalie @jbfan911 me before going through security at airport: what if i accidentally have a gun Also me taking a drug test : what if someone put drugs in my food and I didn’t know By jbfan911 | TW

Also me taking a drug test : what if someone put drugs in my food and I didn’t know By jbfan911 | TW

Animals, Dating, and Fire: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook DATING & SEX By David Borgenicht, Joshua Piven, and Ben H. Winters HOWTO DETERMINE IF YOUR DATE IS AN AXE MURDERER 1 Watch for the following .A Caucasian male in his twenties or thirties .Obsession with fire or matches Cruelty to animals History of bed-wetting . Sexually abused as a child Middle-class background combined with loner . behavior Difficulty maintaining relationships An individual who exhibits more than three of these traits may be dangerous. 2 Trust your intuition. Your instinct is a powerful weapon. If something feels wrong, it probably is. Check him out officiallv Obtain his social security number and investigate him. Call the Federal Prison Locator Service (202-307- 3126) to determine if he was ever incarcerated. Many online companies can aid in financial reports or track- ing down previous addresses. You may also want to enlist the services of a private detective 24. dhapter I: defensive dating Axe murderers are usually Caucasian males in their rwenties and thirties. They frequently bebave cruelly toward animals and may also be obsessed with fire or matches novelty-gift-ideas: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating Sex

novelty-gift-ideas: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating Sex

Animals, Dating, and Fire: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook DATING & SEX By David Borgenicht, Joshua Piven, and Ben H. Winters HOWTO DETERMINE IF YOUR DATE IS AN AXE MURDERER 1 Watch for the following .A Caucasian male in his twenties or thirties .Obsession with fire or matches Cruelty to animals History of bed-wetting . Sexually abused as a child Middle-class background combined with loner . behavior Difficulty maintaining relationships An individual who exhibits more than three of these traits may be dangerous. 2 Trust your intuition. Your instinct is a powerful weapon. If something feels wrong, it probably is. Check him out officiallv Obtain his social security number and investigate him. Call the Federal Prison Locator Service (202-307- 3126) to determine if he was ever incarcerated. Many online companies can aid in financial reports or track- ing down previous addresses. You may also want to enlist the services of a private detective 24. dhapter I: defensive dating Axe murderers are usually Caucasian males in their rwenties and thirties. They frequently bebave cruelly toward animals and may also be obsessed with fire or matches novelty-gift-ideas: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating Sex

novelty-gift-ideas: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating Sex

Yeah, Brain, and Time: rcktpwr i think turtles are a big threat to our national security swampnert may i ask why rcktpwr no Yeah, this is big brain time. A magician never reveals his secret

A magician never reveals his secret

Dank, Fbi, and Memes: Nice Try, FBI Not Today, CIA Dirty tricks, MI6 Good Attempt at Obscurity, Department of Homeland Security Next time by Thiefuser MORE MEMES

Next time by Thiefuser MORE MEMES

Dank, Dumb, and Funny: so i got a notification from our security camera that someone was at the front door DANK Ren @GamelikeEA Buzz him in lol 26 Pictures That Are Both Really, Really Dumb And Really, Really Funny

26 Pictures That Are Both Really, Really Dumb And Really, Really Funny

God, Iphone, and Twitter: Thread ti Danaa VRetweeted claire @cloxic me: has never done cocaine me walking through airport security: oh god what if i have cocaine in my bag 6:24 AM 6/25/19 Twitter for iPhone 25.7K Retweets 199K Likes

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