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Memes, News, and Sina: Sewa Sepeda Hanya 20 Menit, Pria Ini Ditagih Rp 800 Juta Selasa, 25 April 2017 16:30 LINE sesn sistem transportasi yang dianggap murah yaitu berbagi sepeda. Sistemnya, seseorang menggunakan sebuah sepeda yang disediakan hingga ke tujuan tertentu dengan membayar sejumlah uang. Setibanya di tujuan, sepeda itu ditaruh di tempat yang disediakan agar bisa digunakan warga lainnya. Namun, seorang pelanggan di kota Jiaxing, provinsi Zhejiang menjadi sangat terkejut dengan tagihan sepedanya. Dia menggunakan sepeda selama 20 menit dan kemudian harus membayar 414.000 yuan atau sekitar Rp 798 juta. Pria bernama Shi itu memutuskan untuk menggunakan sepeda pada 18 April lalu. Dia kemudian mengunduh aplikasi Xiaoming Bike yang langsung terkoneksi dengan rekening banknya. Untuk menjadi pengguna aplikasi Shi membayarkan uang deposit sebesar 199 yuan atau Rp 383 ribu. Lewat aplikasi itu Shi mengetahui sistem berbagi sepeda ini sangat murah, untuk 30 menit bersepeda hanya dikenakan ongkos 0,5 yuan atau sekitar Rp 1.000 saja. Situs berita Sina News mengabarkan Shi kemudian mengambil sebuah sepeda pada pukul 19.29 dan menguncinya kurang dari 30 menit kemudian. Namun, pada pukul 20.34, Shi sangat terkejut saat mengetahui tagihanya melonjak dari hanya 0,5 yuan menjadi 414.588 yuan hanya dalam waktu kurang dari satu jam. Aplikasi itu mengklaim Shi telah menyewa sepeda itu selama lebih dari 48 jam dan membakar 18.718.674 kalori. Padahal faktanya dia hanya bersepeda tak sampai satu kilometer. Shi mengatakan dia sangat ketakutkan karena dia memiliki lebih dari 10.000 yuan di rekening banknya sehingga dia khawatir akan kehilangan seluruh uangnya. Dia langsung menghubungi polisi dan melaporkan masalah itu. Namun, polisi mengatakan, mereka tak bisa berbuat apa-apa saat itu dan Shi harus menghubungi perusahaan aplikasi itu. Agar aman, Shi membawa sepeda itu ke kantor polisi termasuk "screen shot" aplikasi itu dan menyerahkannya kepada polisi jika mereka membutuhkan bukti. Malamnya, Shi tak bisa tidur nyenyak. Setiap beberapa menit dia bangun dan memeriksa aplikasi Xiamoning Bike. Pagi harinya, Shi melihat situasinya tak berubah bahkan tagihannya bertambah 12 yuan dan dia juga membakar 5 juta kalori selama semalam. salaminspirasi
Memes, News, and Sina: Sewa Sepeda Hanya 20
 Menit, Pria Ini Ditagih
 Rp 800 Juta
 Selasa, 25 April 2017 16:30
 LINE
 sesn
sistem transportasi yang dianggap murah yaitu berbagi sepeda. Sistemnya, seseorang menggunakan sebuah sepeda yang disediakan hingga ke tujuan tertentu dengan membayar sejumlah uang. Setibanya di tujuan, sepeda itu ditaruh di tempat yang disediakan agar bisa digunakan warga lainnya. Namun, seorang pelanggan di kota Jiaxing, provinsi Zhejiang menjadi sangat terkejut dengan tagihan sepedanya. Dia menggunakan sepeda selama 20 menit dan kemudian harus membayar 414.000 yuan atau sekitar Rp 798 juta. Pria bernama Shi itu memutuskan untuk menggunakan sepeda pada 18 April lalu. Dia kemudian mengunduh aplikasi Xiaoming Bike yang langsung terkoneksi dengan rekening banknya. Untuk menjadi pengguna aplikasi Shi membayarkan uang deposit sebesar 199 yuan atau Rp 383 ribu. Lewat aplikasi itu Shi mengetahui sistem berbagi sepeda ini sangat murah, untuk 30 menit bersepeda hanya dikenakan ongkos 0,5 yuan atau sekitar Rp 1.000 saja. Situs berita Sina News mengabarkan Shi kemudian mengambil sebuah sepeda pada pukul 19.29 dan menguncinya kurang dari 30 menit kemudian. Namun, pada pukul 20.34, Shi sangat terkejut saat mengetahui tagihanya melonjak dari hanya 0,5 yuan menjadi 414.588 yuan hanya dalam waktu kurang dari satu jam. Aplikasi itu mengklaim Shi telah menyewa sepeda itu selama lebih dari 48 jam dan membakar 18.718.674 kalori. Padahal faktanya dia hanya bersepeda tak sampai satu kilometer. Shi mengatakan dia sangat ketakutkan karena dia memiliki lebih dari 10.000 yuan di rekening banknya sehingga dia khawatir akan kehilangan seluruh uangnya. Dia langsung menghubungi polisi dan melaporkan masalah itu. Namun, polisi mengatakan, mereka tak bisa berbuat apa-apa saat itu dan Shi harus menghubungi perusahaan aplikasi itu. Agar aman, Shi membawa sepeda itu ke kantor polisi termasuk "screen shot" aplikasi itu dan menyerahkannya kepada polisi jika mereka membutuhkan bukti. Malamnya, Shi tak bisa tidur nyenyak. Setiap beberapa menit dia bangun dan memeriksa aplikasi Xiamoning Bike. Pagi harinya, Shi melihat situasinya tak berubah bahkan tagihannya bertambah 12 yuan dan dia juga membakar 5 juta kalori selama semalam. salaminspirasi

sistem transportasi yang dianggap murah yaitu berbagi sepeda. Sistemnya, seseorang menggunakan sebuah sepeda yang disediakan hingga ke tujua...

Memes, πŸ€–, and Arms: markell @yung burgers when you're a whole 2hr 25mins into Netflix and Chill and you plotting your next move while she's in the bathroom let me tell you about my friend Bernard. He invited this one girl to Netflix and chill and ended up taking a major L. You know a girl not trying to fuck when she don't come thru wearing leggings or booty shorts. Any other attire she already made up in her mind the pussy is on lock. Only a few can break this barrier but many fail. When Netflix and chilling you have to be strategic. Put on a movie you know you both seen that's a classic. My boy Bernard thought he was too cool and put on some on-demand shit that the bitch never seen. Now you stuck watching a movie cause now she's interested in actually watching the film. You can try to make your move but at this point it's to late. Dick isn't on her mind, and in fact she's sitting on your couch with her legs crossed and locked like a pretzel. She also didn't make it clear y'all was fucking when you invited her over so there no need to catch a case being a horn dog. My boy Bernard shoots me a text like bro what should I do. I tell the nigga to try to scoot over and put his arm around her for starts. Minutes later I get a text saying she told me to move my arm. Yea Bernard under arms smelled like fat coochie and the smell of blue cheese is nauseating. I text him back "be straight up I'm tryna hit was up?". About a hour pass and my homie ain't text back. He was either dead or deep in that pussy like cat food. He hit me back with the single "Bro" text. Now guys know shit is wrong when u get this text. I'm like was good did u get them cheeks. "Nah fam I ate her out". I'm waiting for the rest of the text. I hit back "then what?" Nigga said afterwards she said her cousin baby daddy sister son ex girlfriend step brother aunty got shot and she needed me to drop her off to their house so I did that. Bruh what kinda bs? Stevie wonder could read between the lines and see you got played and another nigga in her guts as we speak. Only a bitch that listens to Rihanna can be so savage. Few minutes later he sends me a screen shot from her twitter saying "Ugly niggas eat pussy the best πŸ˜‹". I didn't know we to rejoice or shed a tear for my nigga. I text Back "Just go home bro, just go home". Don't be like Bernard, get Direct Tv.
Memes, πŸ€–, and Arms: markell
 @yung burgers
 when you're a whole 2hr 25mins into Netflix
 and Chill and you plotting your next move
 while she's in the bathroom
let me tell you about my friend Bernard. He invited this one girl to Netflix and chill and ended up taking a major L. You know a girl not trying to fuck when she don't come thru wearing leggings or booty shorts. Any other attire she already made up in her mind the pussy is on lock. Only a few can break this barrier but many fail. When Netflix and chilling you have to be strategic. Put on a movie you know you both seen that's a classic. My boy Bernard thought he was too cool and put on some on-demand shit that the bitch never seen. Now you stuck watching a movie cause now she's interested in actually watching the film. You can try to make your move but at this point it's to late. Dick isn't on her mind, and in fact she's sitting on your couch with her legs crossed and locked like a pretzel. She also didn't make it clear y'all was fucking when you invited her over so there no need to catch a case being a horn dog. My boy Bernard shoots me a text like bro what should I do. I tell the nigga to try to scoot over and put his arm around her for starts. Minutes later I get a text saying she told me to move my arm. Yea Bernard under arms smelled like fat coochie and the smell of blue cheese is nauseating. I text him back "be straight up I'm tryna hit was up?". About a hour pass and my homie ain't text back. He was either dead or deep in that pussy like cat food. He hit me back with the single "Bro" text. Now guys know shit is wrong when u get this text. I'm like was good did u get them cheeks. "Nah fam I ate her out". I'm waiting for the rest of the text. I hit back "then what?" Nigga said afterwards she said her cousin baby daddy sister son ex girlfriend step brother aunty got shot and she needed me to drop her off to their house so I did that. Bruh what kinda bs? Stevie wonder could read between the lines and see you got played and another nigga in her guts as we speak. Only a bitch that listens to Rihanna can be so savage. Few minutes later he sends me a screen shot from her twitter saying "Ugly niggas eat pussy the best πŸ˜‹". I didn't know we to rejoice or shed a tear for my nigga. I text Back "Just go home bro, just go home". Don't be like Bernard, get Direct Tv.

let me tell you about my friend Bernard. He invited this one girl to Netflix and chill and ended up taking a major L. You know a girl not tr...

Bless Up, Memes, and Nasty: I'm currently screaming @Dr Smashlove So my homegirl was texting a dude from tinder. He said some shit that made her rethink whether or not she liked him and cancelled plans. Homeboy sent a bunch of nasty texts ending with "MAYBE YOU SHOULD PUT YOUR REAL AGE ON YOUR PROFILE. AND CHILL WITH ALL THE MAKE-UP." A couple observations. (1) Lemme get this straight. U men wanna text a bunch of girls u met online, waste their time, never link up, but if a girl wanna cancel plans, which is her God damn right, u wanna get tight about it. Ok πŸ€”. (2) What do y'all think is accomplished with these rants? Like is it suppose to make her change her mind? "You know what, thank you. I am indeed old. And, by golly, I wear excessive amounts of make-up. Maybe you can teach me to be a better human, Mike. I'd like to retract the cancellation. Let's meet at 8 pm. Perhaps you can impart further wisdom upon me." HELL TO THE FVCK NAH πŸ˜‚. She gon screen shot your crazy ass and share it with her homegirls, along with pics of your small PP having ass. With that said, be respectful. First, because it make u a good human. Second - and this is what u may not realize - u actually have a second shot. Check back in four months. By then, she deleted u. Hit her on a Saturday night like "yo! U out? :)" And she like "lol new phone sorry!! Who's this?" And u say "it's Mike. We met on tinder a few months ago but never got around to linking up πŸ™ƒ". She'll wait exactly two mins and 45 seconds and then say "ah. I forgot what you look like 😬 can u send a pic". DO NOT SEND A PIC FROM YOUR PROFILE. Send the best pic u have that's chill and doesn't imply douchebaggery. If your lil sister is cute, send a pic with her. She be like "aye he has a sister. Dudes with sisters can't be serial killers(?) I shaved the Punani and Bill bailed on me - fuck it, let's give 'Stranger Mike' a shot". (U will be know to all her friends as 'Stranger Mike' FYI. Like you'll come out to the living room in boxer briefs and her roommate Alyssa will be like 'Stranger Mike what's up STRANGER ol stranger-danger lookin ass 😝'. You'll even be 'Stranger Mike' at the wedding. And now u in a good marriage BECAUSE U KEPT IT G, MIKE. BLESS UP πŸ™Œ
Bless Up, Memes, and Nasty: I'm currently screaming
 @Dr Smashlove
So my homegirl was texting a dude from tinder. He said some shit that made her rethink whether or not she liked him and cancelled plans. Homeboy sent a bunch of nasty texts ending with "MAYBE YOU SHOULD PUT YOUR REAL AGE ON YOUR PROFILE. AND CHILL WITH ALL THE MAKE-UP." A couple observations. (1) Lemme get this straight. U men wanna text a bunch of girls u met online, waste their time, never link up, but if a girl wanna cancel plans, which is her God damn right, u wanna get tight about it. Ok πŸ€”. (2) What do y'all think is accomplished with these rants? Like is it suppose to make her change her mind? "You know what, thank you. I am indeed old. And, by golly, I wear excessive amounts of make-up. Maybe you can teach me to be a better human, Mike. I'd like to retract the cancellation. Let's meet at 8 pm. Perhaps you can impart further wisdom upon me." HELL TO THE FVCK NAH πŸ˜‚. She gon screen shot your crazy ass and share it with her homegirls, along with pics of your small PP having ass. With that said, be respectful. First, because it make u a good human. Second - and this is what u may not realize - u actually have a second shot. Check back in four months. By then, she deleted u. Hit her on a Saturday night like "yo! U out? :)" And she like "lol new phone sorry!! Who's this?" And u say "it's Mike. We met on tinder a few months ago but never got around to linking up πŸ™ƒ". She'll wait exactly two mins and 45 seconds and then say "ah. I forgot what you look like 😬 can u send a pic". DO NOT SEND A PIC FROM YOUR PROFILE. Send the best pic u have that's chill and doesn't imply douchebaggery. If your lil sister is cute, send a pic with her. She be like "aye he has a sister. Dudes with sisters can't be serial killers(?) I shaved the Punani and Bill bailed on me - fuck it, let's give 'Stranger Mike' a shot". (U will be know to all her friends as 'Stranger Mike' FYI. Like you'll come out to the living room in boxer briefs and her roommate Alyssa will be like 'Stranger Mike what's up STRANGER ol stranger-danger lookin ass 😝'. You'll even be 'Stranger Mike' at the wedding. And now u in a good marriage BECAUSE U KEPT IT G, MIKE. BLESS UP πŸ™Œ

So my homegirl was texting a dude from tinder. He said some shit that made her rethink whether or not she liked him and cancelled plans. Hom...

Crime, Struggle, and Quite: 4G 2:28 Posts Dec 19 at 3:45pm M Cards Stolen From Mailbox $1 Raeford, NC (28376) People are evil! This lady stole Christmas cards out of our mailbox containing gift cards for my in-laws this morning. I know people are struggling during this time of the year, but do they not know this is a federal offense?!?! Thankful for our home security system and that we have them on video I am so sick right now! O Write a comment 4G 2:28 Comments Or a meth head 1 minute ago Unlike I 1 I don't give two shit if u screen shot it hell I'll do it for u yes l was in the wrong taking the lady's 2 Christmas cards but all the other shit I didn't n the shit l post online comes from a friend that gets shit really really cheap not stolen but I'm not goin to sit here n go bk n forth when I get charged for the one crime I did I'll take it till then y'all keep doin what u do Just now Like Someone please grab ss and make a post calling her out specifically. Not everyone is in these comments Just now Like Someone is writing a comment O Write a reply 4G 2:25 Comments bladen county. Quit acting like this was just one time. 1 minute ago Unlike I 1 better hurry before she deletes stu 1 minute ago Like y no proof meaning l didn't fucking do it n yea l admit the video was me n I'll take the charges for that but all this other shit yall got fucked up I'm done commenting so y'all have at it peace Just now Like LIG 11%. 2:24 PM Comments that ass. 1 New Comment Like O Write a reply 4G 2.31 Comments I Like Comment O Write a comment 2 minutes ago Like Yes, please tell us why. Maybe we can UDGIN understand 1 minute ago Like Nothing was stolen off bk a truck where do y'all come up with all this what y all goin to blame everything in the USA on me? 1 minute ago Like eturn her it tweaker No 1 minute ago Unlike I 1 Are you going to give her cards back O Write a reply 4G 2:32 Comments She doesn't deny being on drugs JUDGING though 1 minute ago Like If 1 you gonna answer my guestion? Why'd you do it? You gonna give the cards back? Just now Like eone get ss pls! Yall got me fucking up at work. Lol getting yelled at an shit Just now Unlike I I go to a dr thats all u need to kno u ain't a fucking judge I ain't gotta answer shit Just now Like O Write a reply caught stealing gift cards out of mailboxes
Crime, Struggle, and Quite: 4G
 2:28
 Posts
 Dec 19 at 3:45pm M
 Cards Stolen From Mailbox
 $1 Raeford, NC (28376)
 People are evil! This lady stole Christmas cards out of
 our mailbox containing gift cards for my in-laws this
 morning. I know people are struggling during this time
 of the year, but do they not know this is a federal
 offense?!?! Thankful for our home security system
 and that we have them on video
 I am so sick right
 now!
 O Write a comment

 4G
 2:28
 Comments
 Or a meth head
 1 minute ago
 Unlike
 I 1
 I don't give two shit if u screen shot it
 hell I'll do it for u yes l was in the
 wrong taking the lady's 2 Christmas
 cards but all the other shit I didn't n
 the shit l post online comes from a
 friend that gets shit really really cheap
 not stolen but I'm not goin to sit here
 n go bk n forth when I get charged for
 the one crime I did I'll take it till then
 y'all keep doin what u do
 Just now
 Like
 Someone please grab ss and make a
 post calling her out specifically. Not
 everyone is in these comments
 Just now
 Like
 Someone is writing a comment
 O Write a reply

 4G
 2:25
 Comments
 bladen county. Quit acting like this
 was just one time.
 1 minute ago
 Unlike
 I 1
 better hurry
 before she deletes stu
 1 minute ago
 Like
 y no proof meaning l didn't
 fucking do it n yea l admit the video
 was me n I'll take the charges for that
 but all this other shit yall got fucked
 up I'm done commenting so y'all have
 at it peace
 Just now
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 LIG 11%. 2:24 PM
 Comments
 that ass.
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 O Write a reply

 4G
 2.31
 Comments
 I Like
 Comment
 O Write a comment
 2 minutes ago
 Like
 Yes, please tell us why. Maybe we can
 UDGIN
 understand
 1 minute ago
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 Nothing was stolen off bk a truck
 where do y'all come up with all this
 what y all goin to blame everything in
 the USA on me?
 1 minute ago
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 eturn her it tweaker
 No
 1 minute ago
 Unlike
 I 1
 Are you going to give her cards back
 O Write a reply

 4G
 2:32
 Comments
 She doesn't deny being on drugs
 JUDGING
 though
 1 minute ago
 Like
 If
 1
 you gonna
 answer my guestion? Why'd you do it?
 You gonna give the cards back?
 Just now
 Like
 eone get ss pls! Yall got me
 fucking up at work. Lol getting yelled
 at an shit
 Just now
 Unlike
 I
 I go to a dr thats all u need to kno u
 ain't a fucking judge I ain't gotta
 answer shit
 Just now
 Like
 O Write a reply
caught stealing gift cards out of mailboxes

caught stealing gift cards out of mailboxes