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Bodies , Chipotle, and Girl Scouts: PS Products A 10 PS Products Knuckle Blaster is a 950,000V Stun Gun with Batteries & Magnetic Leather Holster ea List Price: $69.99 Price: $62.54 Victory! By tdoog- May 5, 2013 I purchased this after I was confronted by punks demanding that I hand over my money. I'm a relatively fit guy, but I was no match for them. That is when I realized that I need to protect myself. The day after I bought this product I went to the very same Wal-Mart parking lot when I was first mugged. I approached the group of hooligans standing outside the entrance, concealing my secret weapon. some I cooly asked "Remember me?" One of them looked up and said, "Have you com back to buy some Samoas or Thin Mints? My Gi Scout Troop needs to raise more money!" I replied with "you're not taking my money this time". "But sir, they're delicious!", she said. I whipped out my Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun hand and shouted "WRONG MOVE B****" The five giri scouts ran away screaming. As I pounded my chest in victory, I accidentally activated the stun gun and applied 950,000 Volts to my right nipple. I woke up 4 hours later to the sound of heavy footsteps. Those Girl Scouts had brought their fathers. But I was ready. I lunged at the largest one with a cry of "RAGGLE FRAGGLE!!!" and hit him in the stomach. He hit the ground harder than a fat kid on a jungle gym. As the others began to circle around me,I changed techniques. Holding both of my hands in tight fists, I rased my arms to my sides and initiated the helicopter spin. They all backed off, fearing my impressive RPM. After a while I started getting dizzy, and one of the fathers decided to try to tackle me. As he ran to me stood there, dizzy and queasy; time was going real slow. Then I remembered. I had eaten lunch at Chipotle and the burrito was fighting its way back up my stomach. I tuned toward my enemy and launched a stream of projectile vomit at him, knocking him to the ground. Then I started singing "Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the.... FLOOO00RRR!!!" I grabbed my Knuckle Blasher Stun Gun and shoved it into my mouth, running headfirst at my foes, electrocuting them with my teeth. Eventually they were all unconscious, and I walked home victorious. 2,144 of 2,383 people found this review helpful worth the read
Bodies , Chipotle, and Girl Scouts: PS Products
 A 10
 PS Products Knuckle Blaster is a 950,000V Stun Gun
 with Batteries & Magnetic Leather Holster
 ea
 List Price: $69.99
 Price: $62.54
 Victory!
 By tdoog- May 5, 2013
 I purchased this after I was confronted by
 punks demanding that I hand over my money. I'm
 a relatively fit guy, but I was no match for them.
 That is when I realized that I need to protect
 myself. The day after I bought this product I went
 to the very same Wal-Mart parking lot when I was
 first mugged. I approached the group of
 hooligans standing outside the entrance,
 concealing my secret weapon.
 some
 I cooly asked "Remember me?"
 One of them looked up and said, "Have you com
 back to buy some Samoas or Thin Mints? My Gi
 Scout Troop needs to raise more money!"
 I replied with "you're not taking my money this
 time". "But sir, they're delicious!", she said.
 I whipped out my Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun hand
 and shouted "WRONG MOVE B****" The five giri
 scouts ran away screaming.
 As I pounded my chest in victory, I accidentally
 activated the stun gun and applied 950,000 Volts
 to my right nipple. I woke up 4 hours later to the
 sound of heavy footsteps. Those Girl Scouts had
 brought their fathers. But I was ready. I lunged at
 the largest one with a cry of "RAGGLE
 FRAGGLE!!!" and hit him in the stomach. He hit
 the ground harder than a fat kid on a jungle gym.
 As the others began to circle around me,I
 changed techniques. Holding both of my hands
 in tight fists, I rased my arms to my sides and
 initiated the helicopter spin. They all backed off,
 fearing my impressive RPM. After a while I
 started getting dizzy, and one of the fathers
 decided to try to tackle me. As he ran to me stood
 there, dizzy and queasy; time was going real
 slow. Then I remembered. I had eaten lunch at
 Chipotle and the burrito was fighting its way back
 up my stomach.
 I tuned toward my enemy and launched a stream
 of projectile vomit at him, knocking him to the
 ground. Then I started singing "Let the bodies hit
 the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies
 hit the.... FLOOO00RRR!!!"
 I grabbed my Knuckle Blasher Stun Gun and
 shoved it into my mouth, running headfirst at my
 foes, electrocuting them with my teeth.
 Eventually they were all unconscious, and I
 walked home victorious.
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America, Drugs, and Friday: s shut
 Celebrale
 N 1 Albert Le
 Tribune
 Boy Scouts to accept gay boys
 raduate's open house with
 Albert Lea Tribane.
 out Packers.
 an announcement i
 Call soday
 01-379-9sSO
 Friday, May 24, 2013
 5oc
 le-
 rganization continues to disallow gay leaders ldAmeting is plantnied portesd the proponal edb
 GRAPEVİNE, Teatr)-un po adalto renainsin hırce.
 her lengthy and w
 debato a e dedso se
 of the conservative religions
 the
 mittee. The policy change tales
 effect Jan
 N may iberal Scout
 elers l for bs
 lnaders of the
 outof America have votel plan to cuntinu ireeninectet Dut Then ay d
 y boys for the fint time, but
 wst couducteds has beco a challengi
 atbonal Cmncl's ann
 chapter in ouSoot u
 ict executive, Wayne Brocksald Prank
 We ate deeply saiddened,
 an ead to that excl
 e, president of
 SA top ofticial
 for that strp
 the Southern Baptist Conven
 tion's esecutive committee
 h the
 at copference cristee sold after the vote While
 atedf rmactions frm the let are
 d right male clear that the
 it far
 n Boy Sooat ead
 have differing
 Meanwle many conserya
 tves within the Scouts are disftse
 traught at te outoome ofthe mofthe coucil
 Dallanthispoliey, Rids are brtter off
 "Homosesal behavior is in
 contrioversies are far
 I ONE
 wben they're in Scouting
 towever, the outcome wi
 Wil
 tbe Souts loupstanding han vot
 are threatening cast ballots, oi ot eod themembernhip po
 Scouts, Pagn
 Ihrough the back door 1-5 bridge
 collapses
 PM REPORT
 eputies tag 3
 rmony Park
 r drugs near
 when
 truck
 ENEVA Three
 wene arrested
 ted for drug pos-
 sion on Thuraday
 ning near Harmony
 79503 291th St.
 rding to tthe Free-
 County Sheritt's
 hits spa
 No one perishes
 ports stated at
 pm. deputies
 Christian Creed
 man for a smal
 nt of marquana
 son
 eld on a
 MOUNT VERNOS
 Wash (AP)-The Ints
 state 5 bridge collapse
 into the Skagit River w
 caused by an oversize
 truck hitting the span
 the Washington State
 Dek
 -degree posses
 02 am to
 Patrol chief sald.
 For reasons unln
 at this point in time t
 Thomas John
 gh for tith
 semi struck the overh
 of the bridge causing
 collapse,John Batist
 n overnitht new
 The truck made it ot
 the bridce and the idr
 ht
 ons
When I thought my local paper couldnt get any worse.

When I thought my local paper couldnt get any worse.