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Apparently, Best Friend, and Dude: thorsbian Every time my extended family gets together in upstate ny, we (the Adults) all get wasted & at least 1 giant Family Scandal comes out....tonight is that night thorsbian eue Got Winner Folks, and thorsbian So apparently my aunt cecelia (not really my aunt, just the best friend of my dads cousin, whomst we also call aunt) once married a dude referred to only as Florida Asshole He was named such because he apparently left my aunt cecelia while she was in the hospital, stole all of their stuff, and fucked off to florida. Aunt cecelia then hired a p.i. to find him, as u do, and went down to florida with my dads cousin (who was going to florida for a work trip, and had no idea Florida Asshole was there). Apparently the p.i. told aunt cecelia which city the guy was in, but hadnt found the exact address yet, so ofc aunt cecelia did what any other able bodied half insane scorned person might. She went to a costume shop, bought a full nun costume, and went door to door under the assumption that she was collecting charity. (She did, in fact, donate everything she collected. This was an important fact to her). At one of the houses, she looked in the window and noticed an awful lot of furniture that used to be hers So she, obviously, went to a gas station and bought several cans of gasoline, threw a molotov cocktail through the front window, and began pouring gasoline over the rest of the house. At this point, Florida Asshole came outside, recognized his ex wife looking like a renegade nun sent to punish him for his sins and began beating her. The neighbors, seeing the strange new man beating a nun in his front yard while his house was on fire, did the only sensible thing in this story and called the police. Who promptly arrested Florida Asshole for assaulting a nun. Aunt cecelia did not get arrested, came clean to her best friend, and was immediately sent back to new york with a ticket bought under my other aunt's name. We don't know if she still has an arrest warrant out for her in florida, and that's tonight's Family Scandal! Isnt Florida asshole everyone in Florida?
Apparently, Best Friend, and Dude: thorsbian
 Every time my extended family gets together
 in upstate ny, we (the Adults) all get wasted
 & at least 1 giant Family Scandal comes
 out....tonight is that night
 thorsbian
 eue Got
 Winner Folks, and
 thorsbian
 So apparently my aunt cecelia (not really my
 aunt, just the best friend of my dads cousin,
 whomst we also call aunt) once married a
 dude referred to only as Florida Asshole
 He was named such because he apparently
 left my aunt cecelia while she was in the
 hospital, stole all of their stuff, and fucked
 off to florida. Aunt cecelia then hired a p.i. to
 find him, as u do, and went down to florida
 with my dads cousin (who was going to
 florida for a work trip, and had no idea Florida
 Asshole was there). Apparently the p.i. told
 aunt cecelia which city the guy was in, but
 hadnt found the exact address yet, so ofc aunt
 cecelia did what any other able bodied half
 insane scorned person might. She went to
 a costume shop, bought a full nun costume,
 and went door to door under the assumption
 that she was collecting charity. (She did, in
 fact, donate everything she collected. This
 was an important fact to her). At one of the
 houses, she looked in the window and noticed
 an awful lot of furniture that used to be hers
 So she, obviously, went to a gas station and
 bought several cans of gasoline, threw a
 molotov cocktail through the front window,
 and began pouring gasoline over the rest of
 the house. At this point, Florida Asshole came
 outside, recognized his ex wife looking like a
 renegade nun sent to punish him for his sins
 and began beating her. The neighbors, seeing
 the strange new man beating a nun in his
 front yard while his house was on fire, did the
 only sensible thing in this story and called the
 police. Who promptly arrested Florida Asshole
 for assaulting a nun. Aunt cecelia did not get
 arrested, came clean to her best friend, and
 was immediately sent back to new york with a
 ticket bought under my other aunt's name. We
 don't know if she still has an arrest warrant
 out for her in florida, and that's tonight's
 Family Scandal!
Isnt Florida asshole everyone in Florida?

Isnt Florida asshole everyone in Florida?