🦅 25+ Best Memes About Santa

Advice, Dad, and Best: lex @aexley27 best advice from my dad: "you believed in Santa for 8 years, you can believe in yourself for 10 seconds" As a wise man once said..

As a wise man once said..

Books, Dank, and Fake: teacher: can you please open your books? kid: idk, can we? *class fucking loses it* teacher: hahaha Santa is fake you little shit she got it covered by carbonate18 MORE MEMES

she got it covered by carbonate18 MORE MEMES

Christmas, Kids, and Santa: i can't wait for 10 years from now when my husband and I are being woken up by our kids Christmas morning to see what Santa brought them

Christmas, Friends, and Party: Merry Christmas Christmas party? Pfah! who wants to go to the lame party anyway! Everybody knows I'm the best at throwing parties! I'm the lone wolf. can't get more awesome than that. It's their loss! friends are so mainstream! I can do so many things by myself! l can- I wish you know how unnacessary it is to talk like that, Prussia Now stop being a nuisance and come home What are you even doing, d Comic by: LaynArt.tumblr | LaynaFeynreique.dA laynart: Secret Santa for lynne-monstr on livejournal.

laynart: Secret Santa for lynne-monstr on livejournal.

Santa, Tan, and Platano: Tan cerca de Semana Santa y tan lejos de ponerme mi traje de bañio. Platano :(

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Future, Spider, and Target: INEJ JGHAFA SPIDER WRAITH NEİGI IAIA SPIDER carstairsjames: @sixofcrowsnet secret santa: for @officialhaloumiinej ghafa “She would hunt the slavers and their buyers. They would learn to fear her, and they would know her by her name. The heart is an arrow. It demands aim to land true. She clung to the wall, but it was purpose she grasped at long last, and that carried her upwards. She was not a lynx or a spider or even the Wraith. She was Inej Ghafa, and her future was waiting above.”

carstairsjames: @sixofcrowsnet secret santa: for @officialhaloumiinej ghafa “She would hunt the slavers and their buyers. They would lea...

Santa Claus, Santa, and What Is: Louis VirteIO @louisvirtel Following I figured out Santa Claus wasn't real because he had never given a primetime interview before. Kathryn Brightbill@KEBrightbill What is your most on brand story from your childhood? Show this thread 1:53 PM-21 Feb 2019 44 Retweets 2,274 Likes OO 》 12 t 44 2.3KM

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: INATE frank-iero: So, aside from the whole santa hat thing, about 35 seconds in, I die a million tiny deaths. Why does he tease me so?

frank-iero: So, aside from the whole santa hat thing, about 35 seconds in, I die a million tiny deaths. Why does he tease me so?

Memes, Santa, and 🤖: Finding out that stripper poles actually spin and not the dancers is like the adult version of finding out Santa isn't real Like if you just found out

Like if you just found out

Bad, Dank, and Money: Me to my kids: Honesty is the best policy. You should never le to me.? Also me: "Sorry, Chuck-E-Cheese's is closed for repairs right now "The tooth fairy didn't come because she's off every other Thursday. She'll probably give you twice as much money tomorrow cause she feels bad." "I have NO idea who ate all your M&M's." "You better start being nicer to your brothe.. Santa is watching you." Her View From Home 2019 f you don't eat your broccol, you won't grow any taller. 7t's ok goldfitsh are oly supposed to lve 3 days Td share some with you, but it's a little spicy. "Maybe later..'lI think about it" HERVİEW FROM HOME "It's spicy." 😂 (via Her View From Home)

"It's spicy." 😂 (via Her View From Home)

Target, Tumblr, and Wow: mathematicallygay: vigilantejustice: please watch this two second clip from santa clarita diet wow i forgot we got american borat from this show

mathematicallygay: vigilantejustice: please watch this two second clip from santa clarita diet wow i forgot we got american borat from this...

Christmas, Prince, and Santa: OH PRINCE Powe the ANCIENT RUNE oU Ouk BLooD to You UH excUse 1 think I may have, made mall Spellin9 mistake,on the WE OFFER SU ANONİM RUne SERV SANTA ONLY DAYS TILL ETERNAL SERVI You SAy.? SAMBO JUSSI A Very Late Very Predictable Christmas Comic Part II [OC]

A Very Late Very Predictable Christmas Comic Part II [OC]

Dank, God, and Memes: duunk @duunk overheard my lil cousin ricky in the dining room talkin bout "i'm atheist now bc santa ain't brought me no airpods" n then i hear his mum go "shut up ricky n say grace or god gon take away Fortnite" n this mf start cryin . LOUD .. n he go "i got tears in my mashed Potato" Better pray for your Fortnite kids by OHGIMMETHAT MORE MEMES

Better pray for your Fortnite kids by OHGIMMETHAT MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Parents: Bunmi Laditan @HonestToddler How come people who don't believe in racism always believe in reverse racism? How does that work? That's like believing in Santa but not in your parents. 11:44 AM Jan 9, 2018 Uno Reverse Racism Card by Unleashtheducks MORE MEMES

Uno Reverse Racism Card by Unleashtheducks MORE MEMES

Tumblr, Best, and Blog: Santa didnit forget your gift,did he? Every vear lask for thesamegit, and every year I geßit What's that? Your happiness awesomacious: Goofy is the best

awesomacious: Goofy is the best

Dogs, Santa, and Smile: John @jjmontaldo My dogs favorite toy is Santa, so we brought her to see him This put a smile on my face

This put a smile on my face

Dogs, Santa, and Smile: John @jjmontaldo My dogs favorite toy is Santa, so we brought her to see him This put a smile on my face

This put a smile on my face

Dogs, Http, and Santa: John @jjmontaldo My dogs favorite toy is Santa, so we brought her to see him This put a smile on my face via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2HHFB1H

This put a smile on my face via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2HHFB1H

Cute, Dogs, and Santa: My dog's favourite toy is Santa, so we brought her to see him It may not be xmas anymore but this is cute.

It may not be xmas anymore but this is cute.

Best, Santa, and Happiness: Santa didnit forget your gift,did he? Every vear lask for thesamegit, and every year I geßit What's that? Your happiness Goofy is the best

Goofy is the best

Best, Santa, and Happiness: Santa didnit forget your gift,did he? Every vear lask for thesamegit, and every year I geßit What's that? Your happiness Goofy is the best

Goofy is the best

Christmas, Kids, and Santa: i can't wait for 10 years from now when my husband and I are being woken up by our kids Christmas morning to see what Santa brought them

Facebook, Tumblr, and Blog: AR EA killjoyhistory: My Chemical Romance My Chemical Romance performs at the Hartwall Arena in Helsinki, Finland (3/20/2011). Photography by Elina Santa. Source: 1

killjoyhistory: My Chemical Romance My Chemical Romance performs at the Hartwall Arena in Helsinki, Finland (3/20/2011). Photography by Elin...

Children, Santa Claus, and Santa: BEFORE YOUMAKE FUN OF CHILDREN FOR BELIEVINE IN SANTA CLAUS www.MURICATODAY.com REMEMBER THERE ARE STILL PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE THETROOPS FIGHT FOR FREEDOM

God, Shut Up, and Potato: duunk @duunk.1/12/19 overheard my lil cousin ricky in the dining room talkin bout "i'm atheist now bc Santa ain't brought me no airpods" n then i hear his mum go "shut up ricky n say grace or god gon take away Fortnite" n this mf start cryin .. LOUD.. n he go "i got tears in my mashed Potato" Poor kid ruined his potatoes

Poor kid ruined his potatoes

Dank, God, and Memes: duunk @duunk.1/12/19 overheard my lil cousin ricky in the dining room talkin bout "i'm atheist now bc Santa ain't brought me no airpods" n then i hear his mum go "shut up ricky n say grace or god gon take away Fortnite" n this mf start cryin .. LOUD.. n he go "i got tears in my mashed Potato" Poor kid ruined his potatoes by supremeseby MORE MEMES

Poor kid ruined his potatoes by supremeseby MORE MEMES

Dank, Jay, and Drive: prada boy @sadpradaboy Would you take this drive for 5 Mil ? OU Santa Jay @VIEWSFROMJAY23 How the fuck aml gonna survive a loop de loop Gotta go fast.

Gotta go fast.

Christmas, Santa, and All: 0 Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is Arrays to start at (1) 5 Arrays

Arrays

Tumblr, Blog, and Fuck: saint jasiel @jaeleon how the hell does Santa know if we're naughty or nice, but he didn't even know Rudolph was getting bullied alolanawkword: homofied: Plot twist: he knew all along and just didn’t give a fuck Santa has a humiliation fetish, confirmed

alolanawkword: homofied: Plot twist: he knew all along and just didn’t give a fuck Santa has a humiliation fetish, confirmed

Irish, Santa Claus, and How To: the Irish word for Santa Claus literally translates to "daddy december" and I don't know how to feel about that great now i have to kinkshame ALL of IRELAND

Jesus, Black, and Santa: Hispanic supermarket in the United States Starter Pack Black Beans SUPERMERCADO SUPERMARKET A GOVA GO GORDIT BARBA BHRR İENDITA Ria DIVINO NINO JESuS SANTA MARIA RSC 477 ORBITEL Tarjeta HA DIVIN LATIN A 2.5 JESUS RRITOS 1,5L INCA KOLA ¡NO TE ROBA MINUTOS! Envía dinero a los tuyos 5 ORBITEL LATINA Hispanic Supermarket in the United States Starter Pack

Hispanic Supermarket in the United States Starter Pack

Memes, Cancun, and Cuba: Cuando veo los storys desde la casa: o MIAMI, FLORIDA 9HAVANA, CUBA CANCUN, QUINTANA ROO FLORIANÓPOLIS, SANTA CATARINA PUNTA DEL ESTE, URUGUAY MORIDERISA 😂😂😂 humor moriderisa

😂😂😂 humor moriderisa

Sex, Mirror, and Santa: Santa Woman 'marries' train station she's loved for 36 years and has mental sex with" O Daily Mirror It was time for Thomas to leave. He had seen everything

Anaconda, Dank, and God: Roses are red he shOWS no remorse Santa Claus is jaining the Terrarist farce 100 Oh god, why by CyberIcarus MORE MEMES

Oh god, why by CyberIcarus MORE MEMES

Anaconda, God, and Memes: Roses are red he shOWS no remorse Santa Claus is jaining the Terrarist farce 100 Oh god, why via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2D1epql

Oh god, why via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2D1epql

Anaconda, God, and Santa Claus: Roses are red he shOWS no remorse Santa Claus is jaining the Terrarist farce 100 Oh god, why

Oh god, why

Santa Claus, Date, and Girl: cory @_coryrichardson ltaking date back homel her: u wanna get naughty? me: ...yes santa claus: *takes off hot girl mask* you just fucked up pal Not again!

Not again!

Dank, Santa Claus, and Date: cory @_coryrichardson ltaking date back homel her: u wanna get naughty? me:...yes santa claus: *takes off hot girl mask* you just fucked up pal

Santa Claus, Date, and Girl: cory @_coryrichardson ltaking date back homel her: u wanna get naughty? me: ...yes santa claus: *takes off hot girl mask* you just fucked up pal Not again!

Not again!

Amazon, Christmas, and Doctor: My three-year-old son loves Doctor Who. He decided that the Doctor is the one who brings Christmas presents, not Santa. So of course, last Christmas, we decided to get him a sonic screwdriver "from" the Doctor, along with a letter saying that this was his very own sonic screwdriver, but he got a new one so he's giving this one to my son. He loved it. screw drive gor misplaced somewhere. we knewhe'd be heartbroken, so we told him that the Doctor had borrowed his screwdriver back for a few days (while I ordered a new one from Amazon) After it arrived, we waited until my son was in bed, placed the screwdriver with a note ("Thanks for letting me borrow it!") outside his bedroom door, then played the TARDIS sound on my computer speakers. He came running out and found the screwdriver that "the Doctor had "brought back. He talks about it all the time. Great parents

Great parents

Kids, Santa, and Naughty: Boog @Boog Tweets *Flicks cigarette after a long drag* Here's the thing. If Santa knows when kids are naughty or nice then he knew Rudolph was being bullied 12/8/17, 5:34 PM 22.2K Retweets 65K Likes

Santa, Naughty, and Hell: saint jasiel @jaeleon how the hell does Santa know if we're naughty or nice, but he didn't even know Rudolph was getting bullied

Puppy, Santa, and Satan: When you ask Santa for a puppy but accidentally write Satan

Christmas, Club, and My Nigga: Tell us how the fuck Santa gets to all them houses in one day acabbagecatmemes Rudolph OG Orudolphl Don't Tell em shit cuzz! Me n Santa headed down to bail u out rn my nigga!! 12/25/2018 12.0lam laughoutloud-club: Almost Christmas

laughoutloud-club: Almost Christmas

Bitch, Fucking, and Jesus: SHARE THIS PIC OF BLACK SANTA CUZ IT WILL PISS OFF MEGYN KELLY blackmoonflesh: lovelyladylunacy: edgaristhefox: furbearingbrick: trebled-negrita-princess: blackgirlsinlove: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: mika-misaki2: I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off dis bitch “Verifiable fact” 😭😂 I’d PISS ON HER tbh btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU I want this post everywhere jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia. the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group. Wow, more proof the Borgias were trash.

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Fac, Santa, and Apocalypse: Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Santa Clara Bar UEM UOCE TAMBEM NINTENDODS Methor do ENTRADA VIP ARTE DIGITRL LIGUE E FAÇA SUA RESERVA: 9 3001 2246 RUA PROFESSOR ALFREDO MONTEIRO, 49 FREGUESIA DO O [PROX. AEDGAR FAC 9824 325 山 Los cuatro culos del apocalipsis.

Los cuatro culos del apocalipsis.

Parents, Tumblr, and Blog: parents acting surprised at what santa gave their kids awesomacious: Always a good look of surprise 😊

awesomacious: Always a good look of surprise 😊

Future, Tumblr, and Black: Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith Me & @JenAshleyWright have decided our future child will only know about Black Santa. If they see a white one we'll say "That's his husband" 1:27 PM- Dec 3, 2016 Following AP Quach @alperryman @kibblesmith @JenAshleyWright RETWEETSLIKES 118 37 1:34 PM-3 Dec 2016 elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: this is the only ship that matters THEY MADE THIS INTO A BOOK CALLED “SANTA’S HUSBAND”

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: this is the only ship that matters THEY MADE THIS INTO A BOOK CALLED “SAN...

Christmas, Memes, and Shower: just-shower-thoughts If santa keeps track of "naughty" kids every "year", and the year doesn't start until January 1st, that leaves 6 days after Christmas and New Years left undocumented, so nothing you do can be held against you. majere636 The Purge: Season's Greetings. WE HAVE ONE DAY LEFT

WE HAVE ONE DAY LEFT

Christmas, Growing Up, and Money: Lil Uzi Horizont @themeredith I believed in Santa until I was 13 because we didn't have a ton of money growing up but my parents went all out for Christmas gifts every year and I thought there was no way they could afford all those presents and the only logical explanation was Santa Claus. awesomacious: Christmas magic comes in many forms.

awesomacious: Christmas magic comes in many forms.

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