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Dad, Family, and Fresh: eftbouquetarbiter listen ok. so there's that typical horror trope about the family and the haunted house and yadda yadda. but like, have a movie where this family has gone through many haunted houses before, to the point where they move into this new one and are like 'okay. fresh start number seven and then basically throughout the movie avoid and deflect any typical horror event from the house like it's no big deal. something's under the teen girl's bed? she takes a can of bug spray and some chloroform and uses that shit on the demon creature without turning an eye from whoever she was texting. mom's cooking and the family's nowhere to be found? weird creaking noises? she sighs and continues cooking. family comes through the back door later with some blood on them and carrying a few hockey masks. mom doesn't question it. family looks exhausted and irritated. younger brother walks into his room to find the dog trapped in the wardrobe, wardrobe unable to open? seeping dark smoke and gross liquids? move it and throw some salt around that thang and kick in the back of the wardrobe. dog hops out with a scoff and trots to the door of the room and down the stairs. a shadow follows. lots of growling and snarling and scuffling. a shadow runs fuckin outie back down the hall in fear. dad is in the garage working in the car. car shuts it's doors and locks them. he is unable to get out. he sighs and starts the car. might as well go get groceries. family don't give a fuck. tbonechessor hello, yes, how much do movies cost and how would I fund this there’s a lot of reading for this one but I fully support it - Max textpost textposts
Dad, Family, and Fresh: eftbouquetarbiter
 listen ok. so there's that typical horror trope about the family and the
 haunted house and yadda yadda.
 but like, have a movie where this family has gone through many haunted
 houses before, to the point where they move into this new one and are
 like 'okay. fresh start number seven and then basically throughout the
 movie avoid and deflect any typical horror event from the house like it's
 no big deal.
 something's under the teen girl's bed? she takes a can of bug spray and
 some chloroform and uses that shit on the demon creature without
 turning an eye from whoever she was texting. mom's cooking and the
 family's nowhere to be found? weird creaking noises? she sighs and
 continues cooking. family comes through the back door later with some
 blood on them and carrying a few hockey masks. mom doesn't question
 it. family looks exhausted and irritated. younger brother walks into his
 room to find the dog trapped in the wardrobe, wardrobe unable to open?
 seeping dark smoke and gross liquids? move it and throw some salt
 around that thang and kick in the back of the wardrobe. dog hops out
 with a scoff and trots to the door of the room and down the stairs. a
 shadow follows. lots of growling and snarling and scuffling. a shadow
 runs fuckin outie back down the hall in fear. dad is in the garage working
 in the car. car shuts it's doors and locks them. he is unable to get out. he
 sighs and starts the car. might as well go get groceries.
 family don't give a fuck.
 tbonechessor
 hello, yes, how much do movies cost and how would I fund this
there’s a lot of reading for this one but I fully support it - Max textpost textposts

there’s a lot of reading for this one but I fully support it - Max textpost textposts

Bae, DJ Khaled, and Food: Internet Sensation 'Salt Bae' Opens Turkish Steakhouse in NYC @balleralert 1.11 Internet Sensation ‘Salt Bae’ Opens Turkish Steakhouse in NYC - blogged by @ashleytearra ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ‘Salt Bae’ is coming to NYC! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Turkish chef and butcher Nusret ‘Salt Bae’ Gokce became an instant internet sensation after a video of him chopping and seasoning meat went viral. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The 35-year-old’s debonair meat-prepping expertise soon made him the face of the infamous ‘sprinkling salt’ meme, which is a meme that basically captures Gokce letting salt flow down his forearm and onto the food. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Since gaining online popularity, Gokce has landed a few serving jobs with celebs, such as DJ Khaled and even Simone Biles. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ But, what most don’t know is that Gokce isn’t only a master at tossing salt on a few steaks, he’s also the owner of a successful chain of Turkish steakhouses. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Gokce launched his Nusr-Et restaurants years ago. He has some in Dubai and Abu Dhabi, and he just recently opened one in Miami. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, he has now decided to expand. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Monday, Gokce had the grand opening of the newest restaurant to be added to the food chain in the United States, and it’s in none other than midtown Manhattan. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The New York establishment is located in the former China Grill in the CBS Black Rock building at 60 W. 53rd Street. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The new location is Gokce’s thirteenth restaurant and he has plans to bring one to London if this one does well. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Will you be making a visit?
Bae, DJ Khaled, and Food: Internet Sensation 'Salt Bae'
 Opens Turkish Steakhouse in
 NYC
 @balleralert
 1.11
Internet Sensation ‘Salt Bae’ Opens Turkish Steakhouse in NYC - blogged by @ashleytearra ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ‘Salt Bae’ is coming to NYC! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Turkish chef and butcher Nusret ‘Salt Bae’ Gokce became an instant internet sensation after a video of him chopping and seasoning meat went viral. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The 35-year-old’s debonair meat-prepping expertise soon made him the face of the infamous ‘sprinkling salt’ meme, which is a meme that basically captures Gokce letting salt flow down his forearm and onto the food. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Since gaining online popularity, Gokce has landed a few serving jobs with celebs, such as DJ Khaled and even Simone Biles. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ But, what most don’t know is that Gokce isn’t only a master at tossing salt on a few steaks, he’s also the owner of a successful chain of Turkish steakhouses. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Gokce launched his Nusr-Et restaurants years ago. He has some in Dubai and Abu Dhabi, and he just recently opened one in Miami. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, he has now decided to expand. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Monday, Gokce had the grand opening of the newest restaurant to be added to the food chain in the United States, and it’s in none other than midtown Manhattan. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The New York establishment is located in the former China Grill in the CBS Black Rock building at 60 W. 53rd Street. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The new location is Gokce’s thirteenth restaurant and he has plans to bring one to London if this one does well. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Will you be making a visit?

Internet Sensation ‘Salt Bae’ Opens Turkish Steakhouse in NYC - blogged by @ashleytearra ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ‘Salt Bae’ is coming to NYC! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀...

Barbie, Birthday, and Facts: altonzm french recipes: if you're not making this in paris then what's the point. fuck you talian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house thirdtimecharmed american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. orriculum English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that's it enjoy digitalfare Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn't quite right. I don't know what to tell you. jamesandlilys Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie pajarosdelamancha Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts narwhal-noir Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity no one will appreciate it. moldychesee Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy or an unholy combination of the three dixon-arrows Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT beckyhop Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countries cuisines AND neuroses. memesandshipsgalore Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so gl onceuponamirror ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion. jumpingjacktrash internet recipes: here is a heartwarming story about my baby sister's third birthday that i completely made up, and a copypaste from alton brown. piedude Irish recipes: PO TA TOES BOILEM MASH 'EM STICK EM IN A STEW International Recipes
Barbie, Birthday, and Facts: altonzm
 french recipes: if you're not making this in paris then what's the point. fuck you
 talian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this
 specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting
 physically in your house
 thirdtimecharmed
 american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats
 you cooked
 chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a
 pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in
 your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void.
 orriculum
 English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that's it enjoy
 digitalfare
 Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn't quite right. I don't
 know what to tell you.
 jamesandlilys
 Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

 pajarosdelamancha
 Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts
 narwhal-noir
 Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be
 flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity no one will appreciate it.
 moldychesee
 Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy
 or an unholy combination of the three
 dixon-arrows
 Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN
 YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT
 beckyhop
 Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countries cuisines
 AND neuroses.
 memesandshipsgalore
 Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish
 that has 500 spices so gl
 onceuponamirror
 ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion.

 jumpingjacktrash
 internet recipes: here is a heartwarming story about my baby sister's third
 birthday that i completely made up, and a copypaste from alton brown.
 piedude
 Irish recipes:
 PO
 TA
 TOES
 BOILEM
 MASH 'EM
 STICK EM IN A STEW
International Recipes

International Recipes

Abc, Bae, and Books: Baller Alert's Year In Review: Top 12 Memes of 2017 @balleralert abc Read More: www.balleralert.conm Baller Alert's Year In Review: Top 12 Memes of 2017 - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV (Swipe) ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As we all know, the internet is undefeated, especially when it comes to memes. The year 2017 was definitely one for the books, so check out this year’s top 12 memes: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 1. Mocking Spongebob ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The popular Nickelodeon cartoon about a friendly sponge has turned into the ultimate way to show pettiness and sarcasm. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 2. Salt Bae ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Who doesn’t love a man that can cook with style? Salt bae gave seasoning food the sex appeal we never knew it needed. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 3. Meryl Streep ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A woman known as one of the most talented actresses of our time is also now the woman who knows all the lyrics to every musical classic. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 4. Nicki Minaj-Prague ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Honestly...We never knew we didn’t know how to spell Prague until Nicki Minaj told us while boarding her private jet. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 5. Side-eye Michelle Obama ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Dear Michelle, we felt your pain. We don’t know what was in that box besides Mrs. Obama’s despair. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 6. Roll Safe ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What was once just a BBC mockumentary, has now become the way to express a bright idea, an epiphany or just the processing of a thought. It’s simple and can be used in numerous scenarios. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 7. Cash Me Outside How Bout Dah? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Look, whether you loved her or hated her, she became an internet craze like no other. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 8. Everyday Struggle BET Awards Interview With Migos ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Does it look like I was about to forget about the “Bad and Bougie” meme? An interview gone terribly wrong went hilariously right for the internet. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 9. The Great American Eclipse ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Some bought glasses and others watched it on the news. Some even stared with uncovered eyes and had to receive......to read the rest log on to BallerAlert.com (clickable link on profile)
Abc, Bae, and Books: Baller Alert's Year In Review: Top
 12 Memes of 2017
 @balleralert
 abc
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 More: www.balleralert.conm
Baller Alert's Year In Review: Top 12 Memes of 2017 - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV (Swipe) ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As we all know, the internet is undefeated, especially when it comes to memes. The year 2017 was definitely one for the books, so check out this year’s top 12 memes: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 1. Mocking Spongebob ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The popular Nickelodeon cartoon about a friendly sponge has turned into the ultimate way to show pettiness and sarcasm. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 2. Salt Bae ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Who doesn’t love a man that can cook with style? Salt bae gave seasoning food the sex appeal we never knew it needed. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 3. Meryl Streep ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A woman known as one of the most talented actresses of our time is also now the woman who knows all the lyrics to every musical classic. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 4. Nicki Minaj-Prague ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Honestly...We never knew we didn’t know how to spell Prague until Nicki Minaj told us while boarding her private jet. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 5. Side-eye Michelle Obama ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Dear Michelle, we felt your pain. We don’t know what was in that box besides Mrs. Obama’s despair. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 6. Roll Safe ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What was once just a BBC mockumentary, has now become the way to express a bright idea, an epiphany or just the processing of a thought. It’s simple and can be used in numerous scenarios. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 7. Cash Me Outside How Bout Dah? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Look, whether you loved her or hated her, she became an internet craze like no other. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 8. Everyday Struggle BET Awards Interview With Migos ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Does it look like I was about to forget about the “Bad and Bougie” meme? An interview gone terribly wrong went hilariously right for the internet. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 9. The Great American Eclipse ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Some bought glasses and others watched it on the news. Some even stared with uncovered eyes and had to receive......to read the rest log on to BallerAlert.com (clickable link on profile)

Baller Alert's Year In Review: Top 12 Memes of 2017 - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV (Swipe) ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As we all know, the internet i...