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Life, Love, and Respect: Fusion neptuNo @Neptuno I am not participating in the WorldCup. / No voy a participar en la WorldCup Read: tl.gd/n_1sqki2s 8:07 AM 15 Aug 18 157 Retweets 1,042 Likes I am not participating in the WorldCup. I made this decision long ago but did not want to make it official until I was back home. I got really burnt out during OWL Season1,I gave everything I had to improve as a player and make the team better. It was a good run and probably the best experience I've ever had in my life **TOLD TEAM SPAIN ABOUT THIS LONG TIME AGO TOO, SO THEY ARE AWARE OF IT I want to keep improving and be the best player I can for my team in OWL And after so many months of non-stop scrims, thinking about the game, what can we improve as a team, what can l improve, how can l be a better teammate, going into stage and give everything every single time... kidney stone during 45 days, tonsilitis, stomach acid problems, sleep problems I've decided that the best for me as a person and player is to not participate in the WorldCup. I want some free time and focus on having fun in the game l love and stop being tilted-annoyed-stressed for a while I am so sorry for those who I may dissappoint but this decision is not meant to hurt anyone, just to make me reset. Also Thank team spain for everything and I hope they have a good run in the WorldCup, lll be watching it and cheering for my country and players I respect a lot phillyfusion: Neptuno will not be participating in the Overwatch World Cup this year despite previous announcements. I’m glad he’s taking the time to focus on his health. He’ll be back for Overwatch League 2019!
Life, Love, and Respect: Fusion neptuNo
 @Neptuno
 I am not participating in the
 WorldCup. / No voy a participar en la
 WorldCup
 Read: tl.gd/n_1sqki2s
 8:07 AM 15 Aug 18
 157 Retweets 1,042 Likes

 I am not participating in the WorldCup. I made
 this decision long ago but did not want to
 make it official until I was back home. I got
 really burnt out during OWL Season1,I gave
 everything I had to improve as a player and
 make the team better. It was a good run and
 probably the best experience I've ever had in
 my life
 **TOLD TEAM SPAIN ABOUT THIS LONG
 TIME AGO TOO, SO THEY ARE AWARE OF IT
 I want to keep improving and be the best
 player I can for my team in OWL
 And after so many months of non-stop
 scrims, thinking about the game, what can we
 improve as a team, what can l improve, how
 can l be a better teammate, going into stage
 and give everything every single time... kidney
 stone during 45 days, tonsilitis, stomach acid
 problems, sleep problems

 I've decided that the best for me as a person
 and player is to not participate in the
 WorldCup. I want some free time and focus
 on having fun in the game l love and stop
 being tilted-annoyed-stressed for a while
 I am so sorry for those who I may dissappoint
 but this decision is not meant to hurt anyone,
 just to make me reset. Also Thank team spain
 for everything and I hope they have a good
 run in the WorldCup, lll be watching it and
 cheering for my country and players I respect
 a lot
phillyfusion:

Neptuno will not be participating in the Overwatch World Cup this year despite previous announcements.

I’m glad he’s taking the time to focus on his health. He’ll be back for Overwatch League 2019!

phillyfusion: Neptuno will not be participating in the Overwatch World Cup this year despite previous announcements. I’m glad he’s taking ...

Life, Love, and Respect: Fusion neptuNo @Neptuno I am not participating in the WorldCup. / No voy a participar en la WorldCup Read: tl.gd/n_1sqki2s 8:07 AM 15 Aug 18 157 Retweets 1,042 Likes I am not participating in the WorldCup. I made this decision long ago but did not want to make it official until I was back home. I got really burnt out during OWL Season1,I gave everything I had to improve as a player and make the team better. It was a good run and probably the best experience I've ever had in my life **TOLD TEAM SPAIN ABOUT THIS LONG TIME AGO TOO, SO THEY ARE AWARE OF IT I want to keep improving and be the best player I can for my team in OWL And after so many months of non-stop scrims, thinking about the game, what can we improve as a team, what can l improve, how can l be a better teammate, going into stage and give everything every single time... kidney stone during 45 days, tonsilitis, stomach acid problems, sleep problems I've decided that the best for me as a person and player is to not participate in the WorldCup. I want some free time and focus on having fun in the game l love and stop being tilted-annoyed-stressed for a while I am so sorry for those who I may dissappoint but this decision is not meant to hurt anyone, just to make me reset. Also Thank team spain for everything and I hope they have a good run in the WorldCup, lll be watching it and cheering for my country and players I respect a lot phillyfusion: Neptuno will not be participating in the Overwatch World Cup this year despite previous announcements. I’m glad he’s taking the time to focus on his health. He’ll be back for Overwatch League 2019!
Life, Love, and Respect: Fusion neptuNo
 @Neptuno
 I am not participating in the
 WorldCup. / No voy a participar en la
 WorldCup
 Read: tl.gd/n_1sqki2s
 8:07 AM 15 Aug 18
 157 Retweets 1,042 Likes

 I am not participating in the WorldCup. I made
 this decision long ago but did not want to
 make it official until I was back home. I got
 really burnt out during OWL Season1,I gave
 everything I had to improve as a player and
 make the team better. It was a good run and
 probably the best experience I've ever had in
 my life
 **TOLD TEAM SPAIN ABOUT THIS LONG
 TIME AGO TOO, SO THEY ARE AWARE OF IT
 I want to keep improving and be the best
 player I can for my team in OWL
 And after so many months of non-stop
 scrims, thinking about the game, what can we
 improve as a team, what can l improve, how
 can l be a better teammate, going into stage
 and give everything every single time... kidney
 stone during 45 days, tonsilitis, stomach acid
 problems, sleep problems

 I've decided that the best for me as a person
 and player is to not participate in the
 WorldCup. I want some free time and focus
 on having fun in the game l love and stop
 being tilted-annoyed-stressed for a while
 I am so sorry for those who I may dissappoint
 but this decision is not meant to hurt anyone,
 just to make me reset. Also Thank team spain
 for everything and I hope they have a good
 run in the WorldCup, lll be watching it and
 cheering for my country and players I respect
 a lot
phillyfusion:

Neptuno will not be participating in the Overwatch World Cup this year despite previous announcements.

I’m glad he’s taking the time to focus on his health. He’ll be back for Overwatch League 2019!

phillyfusion: Neptuno will not be participating in the Overwatch World Cup this year despite previous announcements. I’m glad he’s taking ...

Life, Love, and Respect: Fusion neptuNo @Neptuno I am not participating in the WorldCup. / No voy a participar en la WorldCup Read: tl.gd/n_1sqki2s 8:07 AM 15 Aug 18 157 Retweets 1,042 Likes I am not participating in the WorldCup. I made this decision long ago but did not want to make it official until I was back home. I got really burnt out during OWL Season1,I gave everything I had to improve as a player and make the team better. It was a good run and probably the best experience I've ever had in my life **TOLD TEAM SPAIN ABOUT THIS LONG TIME AGO TOO, SO THEY ARE AWARE OF IT I want to keep improving and be the best player I can for my team in OWL And after so many months of non-stop scrims, thinking about the game, what can we improve as a team, what can l improve, how can l be a better teammate, going into stage and give everything every single time... kidney stone during 45 days, tonsilitis, stomach acid problems, sleep problems I've decided that the best for me as a person and player is to not participate in the WorldCup. I want some free time and focus on having fun in the game l love and stop being tilted-annoyed-stressed for a while I am so sorry for those who I may dissappoint but this decision is not meant to hurt anyone, just to make me reset. Also Thank team spain for everything and I hope they have a good run in the WorldCup, lll be watching it and cheering for my country and players I respect a lot phillyfusion: Neptuno will not be participating in the Overwatch World Cup this year despite previous announcements. I’m glad he’s taking the time to focus on his health. He’ll be back for Overwatch League 2019!
Life, Love, and Respect: Fusion neptuNo
 @Neptuno
 I am not participating in the
 WorldCup. / No voy a participar en la
 WorldCup
 Read: tl.gd/n_1sqki2s
 8:07 AM 15 Aug 18
 157 Retweets 1,042 Likes

 I am not participating in the WorldCup. I made
 this decision long ago but did not want to
 make it official until I was back home. I got
 really burnt out during OWL Season1,I gave
 everything I had to improve as a player and
 make the team better. It was a good run and
 probably the best experience I've ever had in
 my life
 **TOLD TEAM SPAIN ABOUT THIS LONG
 TIME AGO TOO, SO THEY ARE AWARE OF IT
 I want to keep improving and be the best
 player I can for my team in OWL
 And after so many months of non-stop
 scrims, thinking about the game, what can we
 improve as a team, what can l improve, how
 can l be a better teammate, going into stage
 and give everything every single time... kidney
 stone during 45 days, tonsilitis, stomach acid
 problems, sleep problems

 I've decided that the best for me as a person
 and player is to not participate in the
 WorldCup. I want some free time and focus
 on having fun in the game l love and stop
 being tilted-annoyed-stressed for a while
 I am so sorry for those who I may dissappoint
 but this decision is not meant to hurt anyone,
 just to make me reset. Also Thank team spain
 for everything and I hope they have a good
 run in the WorldCup, lll be watching it and
 cheering for my country and players I respect
 a lot
phillyfusion:

Neptuno will not be participating in the Overwatch World Cup this year despite previous announcements.

I’m glad he’s taking the time to focus on his health. He’ll be back for Overwatch League 2019!

phillyfusion: Neptuno will not be participating in the Overwatch World Cup this year despite previous announcements. I’m glad he’s taking ...

Ass, Crying, and Dumbledore: a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay malfoycat neville: "messes up his potion gordon ramsay: "holds neville between two slices of bread what are you neville: an idiot sandwich no no no Imagine that this is Gordon Ramsay a la Masterchef Junior Neville: "messes up the potion, realizes it, starts crying quietly GR: What's going on? Neville: "explains how he messed up* GR: Oh gosh okay.. we can fix this, don't cry, see, it's fine now? Just be more careful when you're adding the Newt's eyes, all right? Drop them in gently. There we go. No more tears. Neville: "giggles wetly, wiping eyes mira-of sassgard Yes, he only screams when he's dealing with people that claim to know what they're doing and clearly dont, when he's teaching he's very kind and patient because they're still learning He'd probably do the bread thing to Malfoy nononononono. I get that Malfoy is a bit of a twat, but he's still a kid It'd be the teachers fucking up that he'd have trouble with Ramsay: All you had to do was treat it with a fucking Beozarl Slughom: It was a stressfu- Ramsay: How long have you been teaching potions?! Ramsay: So you're going to raise this boy SPECIFICALLY so he can die as part of your twisted little scheme? Dumbledore: It's for the greater good, professor Ramsay: The greater fucking good?! holds two slices of bread either side of dumbledoor's face What are you? Dumbledore: Am I, per chance, an idiot sandwich? Ramsay: Yes, you fucking are. Okay, nowl can reblog it My favorite Gordon Ramsey moment is from the latest season of Master Chef Jr Gordon had run in to help a group of struggling kids with a team challenge and one of the older kids, a 12 year old boy, wasn't passing attention while taking a pan out of the oven and not only spilled all the food but scalded Gordon It's clear Gordon's leg is in pain. He's been badly bumed without warning. But he doesn't scream. He doesn't yell, not even in pain, and he doesn't go off on the child who is now frozen in fear. He calmly tells the child to set the pan down and to close the oven, safety first. Then tells him to go restart the food he was making, calm instructions My husband and I grew up in abusive homes where any mistake meant parents getting angry (my husband is terrified of spills or broken glasses because that meant beatings growing up, for me, anything going wrong, that could upset my mother, even if it wasn't my fault meant screaming and emotional abuse) I didn't know someone could be so calm. That someone could not get angry, and put aside what they're feeling (in this case a lot of physical pain) and not take it out on those around them, even when someone around them had messed up, because child that person is a Gordon Ramsey is a survivor of child abuse himself and as an adult, the most non-abusive person ever when it comes to kids. im going to cry can gordon ramsey be my parent this sound so beautifu ohmytheon Please take a moment to picture Gordon Ramsay taking over Potions when Snape becomes the DADA professor (instead of Slughorn) and not only being horrified when he realizes how terrified the students are that he'll verbally abuse them when they mess up in Potions class but when he overhears how Snape treats students. Like can you IMAGINE the level of RAGE and CONTEMPT that Ramsay would harbor towards Snape? The asshat wouldn't have made it to the end of HBP. Ramsay would've hexed his ass to kingdom come. xtaticpearl Chef Ramsay would have become the kids' favourite teacher and you can't take that away from me Imagine him dealing with Umbridge Hogwarts Potions Professor Gordon Ramsay
Ass, Crying, and Dumbledore: a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay
 malfoycat
 neville: "messes up his potion
 gordon ramsay: "holds neville between two slices of bread what are
 you
 neville: an idiot sandwich
 no no no
 Imagine that this is Gordon Ramsay a la Masterchef Junior
 Neville: "messes up the potion, realizes it, starts crying quietly
 GR: What's going on?
 Neville: "explains how he messed up*
 GR: Oh gosh okay.. we can fix this, don't cry, see, it's fine now? Just
 be more careful when you're adding the Newt's eyes, all right? Drop
 them in gently. There we go. No more tears.
 Neville: "giggles wetly, wiping eyes
 mira-of sassgard
 Yes, he only screams when he's dealing with people that claim to
 know what they're doing and clearly dont, when he's teaching he's
 very kind and patient because they're still learning
 He'd probably do the bread thing to Malfoy
 nononononono. I get that Malfoy is a bit of a twat, but he's still a kid
 It'd be the teachers fucking up that he'd have trouble with
 Ramsay: All you had to do was treat it with a fucking Beozarl
 Slughom: It was a stressfu-
 Ramsay: How long have you been teaching potions?!
 Ramsay: So you're going to raise this boy SPECIFICALLY so he can
 die as part of your twisted little scheme?
 Dumbledore: It's for the greater good, professor
 Ramsay: The greater fucking good?! holds two slices of bread either
 side of dumbledoor's face What are you?
 Dumbledore: Am I, per chance, an idiot sandwich?
 Ramsay: Yes, you fucking are.
 Okay, nowl can reblog it
 My favorite Gordon Ramsey moment is from the latest season of
 Master Chef Jr
 Gordon had run in to help a group of struggling kids with a team
 challenge and one of the older kids, a 12 year old boy, wasn't
 passing attention while taking a pan out of the oven and not only
 spilled all the food but scalded Gordon
 It's clear Gordon's leg is in pain. He's been badly bumed without
 warning. But he doesn't scream. He doesn't yell, not even in pain,
 and he doesn't go off on the child who is now frozen in fear. He
 calmly tells the child to set the pan down and to close the oven,
 safety first. Then tells him to go restart the food he was making, calm
 instructions
 My husband and I grew up in abusive homes where any mistake
 meant parents getting angry (my husband is terrified of spills or
 broken glasses because that meant beatings growing up, for me,
 anything going wrong, that could upset my mother, even if it wasn't
 my fault meant screaming and emotional abuse)
 I didn't know someone could be so calm. That someone could not
 get angry, and put aside what they're feeling (in this case a lot of
 physical pain) and not take it out on those around them, even when
 someone around them had messed up, because
 child
 that person is a
 Gordon Ramsey is a survivor of child abuse himself and as an adult,
 the most non-abusive person ever when it comes to kids.
 im going to cry can gordon ramsey be my parent this sound so
 beautifu
 ohmytheon
 Please take a moment to picture Gordon Ramsay taking over
 Potions when Snape becomes the DADA professor (instead of
 Slughorn) and not only being horrified when he realizes how terrified
 the students are that he'll verbally abuse them when they mess up in
 Potions class but when he overhears how Snape treats students.
 Like can you IMAGINE the level of RAGE and CONTEMPT that
 Ramsay would harbor towards Snape? The asshat wouldn't have
 made it to the end of HBP. Ramsay would've hexed his ass to
 kingdom come.
 xtaticpearl
 Chef Ramsay would have become the kids' favourite teacher and
 you can't take that away from me
 Imagine him dealing with Umbridge
Hogwarts Potions Professor Gordon Ramsay

Hogwarts Potions Professor Gordon Ramsay

Butt, Fall, and Fucking: pixiezq extraordinaryaardvark July 28th 2014, 4:08:15 pm 30 minutes ago Source: jtoday WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don't they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg" me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit (via jtoday) WHILE WE'RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT'S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. "but i look stupid!" lalalala but we'll avoid that dramatic moment where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL (via jtoday and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital (via panconkiwi) That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it (via gallifrey-feels) There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it. (via intheforestofthenight) yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS (via pterriblepterodactyls) Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They're called fingerprints dumbass. You have them and you're putting them all over the fucking place (via dawnpuppet) If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don't FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE (via takshammy) Survival Tips
Butt, Fall, and Fucking: pixiezq extraordinaryaardvark
 July 28th 2014, 4:08:15 pm 30 minutes ago
 Source: jtoday
 WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR
 PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how
 many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why
 don't they ever cut the back of their arm or
 their leg or something omfg"
 me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for
 some ritual bullshit (via jtoday)
 WHILE WE'RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over
 lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT'S CALLED CENTER OF
 GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG
 IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. "but i look stupid!" lalalala but we'll avoid
 that dramatic moment where you almost fall over and die because your
 damn fucking self wanted to look COOL
 (via jtoday
 and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the
 hospital
 (via panconkiwi)
 That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it
 (via gallifrey-feels)
 There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn
 it.
 (via intheforestofthenight)
 yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies
 at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT
 GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF
 CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY
 THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS
 (via pterriblepterodactyls)
 Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any
 reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They're called fingerprints
 dumbass. You have them and you're putting them all over the fucking place
 (via dawnpuppet)
 If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don't FUCKING RUN
 ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE
 SIDE
 (via takshammy)
Survival Tips

Survival Tips

Club, Grandma, and Journey: A elderly woman who decided to chuck a load of coins into a plane's engine for good luck ended up delaying a flight in Shanghai, a Chinese airline has confirmed. The 80-year-old passenger threw her change at the China Southern Airlines flight as she crossed the tarmac to board on Tuesday She threw the coins as she prayed for safety and so they would have a smooth journey, she told police. Only one of the nine coins she threw managed to lodge itself into its intended target but this was enough to mean that the 150 passengers on board had to wait around for several hours. Police were called to Shanghai Pudong International Airport after a passenger noticed the woman's weird behaviour The woman was travelling with her husband, daughter and son-in-law Flight Follow China Southern Flight 380 was delayed at Shanghai Pudong Int'l Airport on Tues after an elderly woman threw coins into the engine for luck "In order to make sure the flight is safe, China Southern maintenance has conducted a full examination of the plane's engine," China Southern Airlines said in a statement on the microblogging site Weibo. They also tweeted a picture of the coins. "After an investigation the involved passenger, surnamed Qiu, said she threw the coins to pray for safety. According to Qiu's neighbour Qiu believes in Buddhism," the police said. The flight took off five hours later Chinese people took to the social media site Weibo for a bit of banter about the ordeal, with one user commenting: "Grandma, this is not a wish fountain with turtles. Total value of the coins adds up to 1.7 yuan found (about 25 US cents), but local media estimated the cost of engine inspection and flight delay could easily run in the thousands of dollars. POTATO ES laughoutloud-club: Flight Delayed After Woman Throws Coins Into Plane’s Engine For ‘Good Luck’
Club, Grandma, and Journey: A elderly woman who decided to chuck a load of coins into a plane's
 engine for good luck ended up delaying a flight in Shanghai, a
 Chinese airline has confirmed.
 The 80-year-old passenger threw her change at the China Southern
 Airlines flight as she crossed the tarmac to board on Tuesday
 She threw the coins as she prayed for safety and so they would have
 a smooth journey, she told police.
 Only one of the nine coins she threw managed to lodge itself into its
 intended target but this was enough to mean that the 150
 passengers on board had to wait around for several hours.
 Police were called to Shanghai Pudong International Airport after a
 passenger noticed the woman's weird behaviour
 The woman was travelling with her husband, daughter and
 son-in-law
 Flight
 Follow
 China Southern Flight 380 was delayed at
 Shanghai Pudong Int'l Airport on Tues after
 an elderly woman threw coins into the engine
 for luck
 "In order to make sure the flight is safe, China Southern
 maintenance has conducted a full examination of the plane's
 engine," China Southern Airlines said in a statement on the
 microblogging site Weibo.
 They also tweeted a picture of the coins.
 "After an investigation the involved passenger, surnamed Qiu, said
 she threw the coins to pray for safety. According to Qiu's neighbour
 Qiu believes in Buddhism," the police said.
 The flight took off five hours later
 Chinese people took to the social media site Weibo for a bit of
 banter about the ordeal, with one user commenting: "Grandma, this
 is not a wish fountain with turtles.
 Total value of the coins adds up to 1.7 yuan found (about 25 US
 cents), but local media estimated the cost of engine inspection and
 flight delay could easily run in the thousands of dollars.
 POTATO ES
laughoutloud-club:

Flight Delayed After Woman Throws Coins Into Plane’s Engine For ‘Good Luck’

laughoutloud-club: Flight Delayed After Woman Throws Coins Into Plane’s Engine For ‘Good Luck’