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Sly, Roblox, and Red: brb gonna die Roses are red // Roblox guy says something sly // This took way too long to set up //
Sly, Roblox, and Red: brb gonna die
Roses are red // Roblox guy says something sly // This took way too long to set up //

Roses are red // Roblox guy says something sly // This took way too long to set up //

Who, Roses, and Daisy: R.2NA "Because who would pick a daisy in a field of roses?"
Who, Roses, and Daisy: R.2NA
"Because who would pick a daisy in a field of roses?"

"Because who would pick a daisy in a field of roses?"

Love, Smell, and Been: My grandfather surprised me with these roses. He’s been growing them because I once mentioned how much I love their smell. Even at 90, he’s still so attentive and sweet.
Love, Smell, and Been: My grandfather surprised me with these roses. He’s been growing them because I once mentioned how much I love their smell. Even at 90, he’s still so attentive and sweet.

My grandfather surprised me with these roses. He’s been growing them because I once mentioned how much I love their smell. Even at 90, he’s ...

Bitch, Crazy, and Fall: emilyskeggs Okay I used to HATE roses as a romance and shit or whatever until I learned why they're signs of love bc it's the most metal creation myth of all time symbol of emilyskeggs wendllabergmann what is the story!!! muchmoremiserables You can't post this and not tell us the story emilyskeggs Well ok have y'all ever heard of the goddess of love Aphrodite? So in greek mythology, all of the roses were white. all of em with no exception. white. remember this detail, it's important to the story so basically one day, our local love bitch Aphrodite was bragging to the other gods about how she could make anyone fall in love with anyone, because she was the goddess of love, and everyone got kind of irked with her bragging bc it was annoying, and Zeus (in his Zeus way) decided to pull a BIG PRANK on Aphrodite by making her fall in love w this mortal named Adonis. Adonis was a hunter, and this made Aphrodite CRAZY because hunting is super dangerous, and she was thirsty for Adonis right & she didn't want him to die. EXCEPT therein lies the prank, bc Zeus MADE Adonis get gored by a wild boar (rip) and he died. and here's where the thing with the red roses come in. Bc all the roses are white, right? And right as Adonis was about to die, Aphrodite SWOOPED DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS in a golden chariot pulled by swans on a slide made of clouds (a cloud slide). as she rushed to his side, Aphrodite pricked her foot on a rose thorn and her blood landed on the petals of the rose, and all of the roses around her became red with her blood as she mourned for her dead lover who was killed in the hunt by a violent wild boar, all bc Zeus wanted Aphrodite to stop boasting. tl;dr: red roses are a sign of romance bc they were originally white, but the red ones are red because they're dipped in the blood of the goddess Aphrodite as she mourned the death of her lover sunspotponny Here, have this bouquet of "Zeus Is a Dick" flowers. yurensohn Roses are red That's a dirty trick Adonis is dead Zeus you fucking dick Source: emilyskeggs Zeus at it again smh
Bitch, Crazy, and Fall: emilyskeggs
 Okay I used to HATE roses as a
 romance and shit or whatever until I learned
 why they're signs of love bc it's the most
 metal creation myth of all time
 symbol of
 emilyskeggs
 wendllabergmann
 what is the story!!!
 muchmoremiserables
 You can't post this and not tell us the
 story
 emilyskeggs
 Well ok have y'all ever heard of the goddess of
 love Aphrodite?
 So in greek mythology, all of the roses were
 white. all of em with no exception. white.
 remember this detail, it's important to the
 story
 so basically one day, our local love bitch
 Aphrodite was bragging to the other gods
 about how she could make anyone fall in love
 with anyone, because she was the goddess
 of love, and everyone got kind of irked with
 her bragging bc it was annoying, and Zeus (in
 his Zeus way) decided to pull a BIG PRANK
 on Aphrodite by making her fall in love w this
 mortal named Adonis. Adonis was a hunter,
 and this made Aphrodite CRAZY because
 hunting is super dangerous, and she was
 thirsty for Adonis right & she didn't want him
 to die. EXCEPT therein lies the prank, bc Zeus
 MADE Adonis get gored by a wild boar (rip)
 and he died.
 and here's where the thing with the red roses
 come in. Bc all the roses are white, right? And
 right as Adonis was about to die, Aphrodite
 SWOOPED DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS in
 a golden chariot pulled by swans on a slide
 made of clouds (a cloud slide). as she rushed
 to his side, Aphrodite pricked her foot on a
 rose thorn and her blood landed on the petals
 of the rose, and all of the roses around her
 became red with her blood as she mourned
 for her dead lover who was killed in the hunt
 by a violent wild boar, all bc Zeus wanted
 Aphrodite to stop boasting.
 tl;dr: red roses are a sign of romance bc they
 were originally white, but the red ones are red
 because they're dipped in the blood of the
 goddess Aphrodite as she mourned the death
 of her lover
 sunspotponny
 Here, have this bouquet of "Zeus Is a Dick"
 flowers.
 yurensohn
 Roses are red
 That's a dirty trick
 Adonis is dead
 Zeus you fucking dick
 Source: emilyskeggs
Zeus at it again smh

Zeus at it again smh