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rom: Steven Russell was a con artist who escaped from prison by using laxatives to fake the symptoms of AIDS. He then called the prison, posing as a doctor, asking for prisoners interested in an experimental treatment, and volunteered. Once out of Texas, he sent death certificates to the prison stating he had died. Ultrafacts.tumblr.com monpetitcabbage: rainfallinhell: creppysponge: blackgirlsparadise: Howā€¦.? STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS.Ā  Originally arrested for Insurance Fraud, he met the love of his life Phillip Morris in prison He got out before Phillip, so he proceeded to GET PHILLIP OUT OF PRISON He wanted to give Phillip a glamourous life, so he got a big-name job, and then started embezzling funds he was arrested and then broke out TWICE MORE and kept busting out then he was arrested again, and the above happened while he was on the run from this, he was determined to get Phillip (who was in trouble for harboring him) out of prison so he pretended to be a lawyer and hit up Phillipā€™s jail 24/7. He tried to get Phillip moved to a prison closer to where he was hiding so he couLD VISIT HIM AND THEN he made a fake identity and tried to get a 75k loan, and was arrested AGAIN, but heĀ FAKED A HEART ATTACK AND LEFT BEFORE HE WAS EVEN PLACED IN PRISON AGAIN Thereā€™s a movie about his life called ā€œI love you, phillip morrisā€Ā Starring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor Seriously go watch I Love You Philip Morris, itā€™s literally just a ā€œbe gay do crimeā€ rom com thereā€™s no killing your gays or angsty plot messes, the comedy is amazing and itā€™s sweet and Iā€™d die for it guess whatā€™s going on my to watch list now
rom: Steven Russell was a con artist who escaped from prison by using laxatives to fake the symptoms of AIDS. He then called the prison, posing as a doctor, asking for prisoners interested in an experimental treatment, and volunteered. Once out of Texas, he sent death certificates to the prison stating he had died. Ultrafacts.tumblr.com monpetitcabbage: rainfallinhell: creppysponge: blackgirlsparadise: Howā€¦.? STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS.Ā  Originally arrested for Insurance Fraud, he met the love of his life Phillip Morris in prison He got out before Phillip, so he proceeded to GET PHILLIP OUT OF PRISON He wanted to give Phillip a glamourous life, so he got a big-name job, and then started embezzling funds he was arrested and then broke out TWICE MORE and kept busting out then he was arrested again, and the above happened while he was on the run from this, he was determined to get Phillip (who was in trouble for harboring him) out of prison so he pretended to be a lawyer and hit up Phillipā€™s jail 24/7. He tried to get Phillip moved to a prison closer to where he was hiding so he couLD VISIT HIM AND THEN he made a fake identity and tried to get a 75k loan, and was arrested AGAIN, but heĀ FAKED A HEART ATTACK AND LEFT BEFORE HE WAS EVEN PLACED IN PRISON AGAIN Thereā€™s a movie about his life called ā€œI love you, phillip morrisā€Ā Starring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor Seriously go watch I Love You Philip Morris, itā€™s literally just a ā€œbe gay do crimeā€ rom com thereā€™s no killing your gays or angsty plot messes, the comedy is amazing and itā€™s sweet and Iā€™d die for it guess whatā€™s going on my to watch list now

monpetitcabbage: rainfallinhell: creppysponge: blackgirlsparadise: Howā€¦.? STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS.Ā  Originally arrested...

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rom: ENERGY Sucr of dalk-hn sin. ines in a recctangin ak EPCOT seera PuPrsir/EES +p Arre CK. TH- ndef oran a r tmorr aF ema.n ni cace af er N Cra n, Ppoy, evipmenr rar annear@vicnvidco of hrms op e h Eacuchtdn NERD.Nd5 y ehepl pCF GRET-Hcst depr -e -6aFA+DCPr t dg A adONNC send c Bon wcncCA-CL nd i61CF 1o Crtd int t-Y htw orr ng way.sang fasr CEFA CCA NCE ANw FA HG eciw prtm Catbce tsherche kkrsa Jrk -nr Nu rase tr picrariuy.c CridaF ri evar of evng r tces veves- nae Fre chi o y Kenivuhdnt fentfsnsret p dv iited CY apononk bhsher itru inml bokrty rip e , inntd ve Eof ihd kmy fo -% pernel anid c DCAdv uninacr u , ch, d netO hy og n p A kerprarion- Pv Imt hak, cepararon of d wh yr r lodke sCnent uimty hft rnsfer r rthq menidyCmcrt, weuble PAhn Pf ondrte a PreJy:snehan en ema wi, vie rsna roro Ivaresem mwdern when u can have a 1 page cheat sheet A y niP rchre-wr un WE peiahese n vchhtd a -ex u . 4p Dol fergnh ne plnad hert sns. annark rpenhar is seller rate 2neF rart, 1engu penal, fa ntng auhvines bĆ© ane3 evenge PV rhnlonon rasta N omparnk Py ef rtwn w Expard ses fru r a e wort nuthy Piir m he ad paymter rocc FUbbc offen (sen sanno to pvphe Pboyof pd PANnbyale roly rer-i one r prvare affsc btor Kie h $rom r onn b dririhed a prrion y Prederh h. tansfernng cl Her-mnns Tor p ef arare sh ercunvcann ple- r y k ) č§£CALKC ć‚Šćƒ¼Acnel re tArtun e h ng u uisan eLondyre 2 Altcrnerve nueinnents wl di opaun pen OTC-edir M In StolS+LT nva taon-eirctrent- NADO Auchen mE iK-hai A plugiol lotanor archs bnsssehers Constant aruwh d ensrantore 8-133cF A L/C tes sje ns vean orall K6alane shechiacuhty ALtE y Vr n pu STUE ote aiy yicld to in 61srmert igs hip ncnil m veran aner effer of alrloni on firmswen Opl Aer pruny mai (nM) urha reA y icpid-her -sh vat pay-p aunvdy tv e Fadin pncl PrL-th Ham an loaun repud-h shnoto poy, finc oun ano to solve for E ( atsltd n purpp ud-rjuoheynvid@at-iane tiahopehahng Srit) CEletttp-h UFFADCE-NS-N d pro-inuru-inwecast bperot gytinyothmno inN PV ayhaikt por/v Gle of glus selvay rtvrn on 10A +eniy ccnnd, doit aain- o subTmaC Inwive orrenr Rasc r e e aleof plantprop enmr ser to cakulare yors deie EP CAVES of debt ov lo+ ex i9un of iastial atay NEGATIVC redecn Prdcbr 7 inC trawtbn TPAY prop or e Se of Aaure apalshc hogwartsaheadcanon: college-survivalguide: xiphoidprocess: witch-of-form: draythebaemalfoy: marvilcomicsrock: sonianeverlime: justdoitdaily-fitblr: grilledcheese-samwich: finals im actually speechless I actually did this for math finals For my English essay we were allowed a sheet of notes so I literally spent a week developing THE perfect essay and then summarising each paragraph into one line of shorthand in tiny writing 100%, A* in US Government last year our teacher said we could have one notecard to use as a cheat sheet and gave us a whole packet (meaning like 10 pages) of things that would be on our test. he said, and i quote,Ā ā€œthere is no way to fit everything youre going to need on there so you better studyā€Ā i fit every last piece of info on that card and didnt study at alli got an a moral of the story: dont tell me what i can and cannot do before my midterm in Modern Physics, my teacher told us a story about how one kid kept switching glasses during an exam. he walked over and the kid had red glasses and blue glasses and kept switching between them because he wrote his notecard in red and blue ink. he made a 3d note card. yā€™all do realize, that with the intense effort it takes to plan and create these sheets, that youā€™re studying, right? youā€™re totally studying. love, a TA. The best way to study even if you canā€™t bring a cheat sheet is to make a cheat sheet and write everything you would write on one if you could have one. Itā€™s an awesome method! ā€˜but what youā€™re doing here is studying. its still studying, that exact thing you didnt want to do beforeā€¦?ā€™ ā€˜yeah but see this is powered by hubris and spite, so likeā€¦ itā€™s betterā€™

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