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Ass, Future, and Puppies: A person with school degre ust a hi Harambe x10 and it comes back around and kills you A trolly that is carrying 300 puppys An infinite amount of Your mother watches eople Some boring road 1/2 chance + a bomb at the end harambes killer multiplying and going down all aths 297,025,271 babies that are vital for the earths future. They are ugly thoug You are standing on a hill and look down to see a trolly full of 300 puppys that is clearly unstopable, and is heading towards a track intersection. There is a person with only a high school degree who has controll of the path of the trolly, but is clearly lost at what to do.If he does not pull it, it rolls down path B, killing an inifinite amount of people, and there is a bomb at the end, killing all the puppies. If he pulls it once, it travels down path A, killing 10 harambes, and looping back around to kill the operator. If he pulls it twice it will travel down road C, killing harambes killer, but also 297,025,271 babies that are vital for earths future and existance, but the babies are ugly. If he pulls the lever 3 times, it will travel down road D, leading to another intersection with a 50/50 chance of either going down a boring ass road, but it has a half chance of multiplying and going down every single road. Your mother is watching it all, but can't say anything as a promise to her former lover, but she is watching what you are going to say. What do you shout at the high school graduate? Meirl
Being Alone, Barber, and Come Over: therealraewest A guy just came to my house while I was home alone to ask if I was single why are men like this therealraewest Okay yknow what I'm gonna soapbox for a hot minute When I was in high school, a man who l'd thought was the parent of a school friend followed me out to the grocery store parking lot greenhouse where I worked. It was dark and late, and it was me, alone, in a chain link enclosure with one exit and a register full of cash. He called me up to the fence and asked if I wanted to get dinner, or go dancing. I was scared and shaking and told him no several times, and he only left when I falsely said I had a boyfriend. I was very aware that if he were to come over the fence, or just wait at the exit until I eventually had to leave, I could do nothing about it. When my hair was very short, a hairdresser sent me to the barber's side of the store so they could get the back of my head with clippers. The barber followed me out to my car to ask me out afterwards. I was very aware that we were the only people in the parking lot when it happened, and that the lot itself was tucked behind the building with no clear visibility to the road Today, a man l've met once made it very clear he knows where I live, and used that knowledge to express a romantic interest. If he ever decides that he's unhappy with how I responded, he knows where ve. He knows what my car looks like. It is impossibly easy for him to determine when I'm home alone and now l have to live with that knowledge. Every woman I know has at least one story like this. My roommate had to be escorted to her car every night when she was a waitress, in case some man was waiting for her or a coworker's shift to end If the person you want to ask out cannot physically run away from you when you are asking, YOU CANNOT ASK THEM OUT. You cannot ask someone out if they are at work. You cannot ask someone out if you've followed them to a remote/unoccupied/en- closed area. You cannot GO TO SOMEONE'S HOME UNINVITED to ask them out. You are not being romantic. You are not "taking initiative". You are terrifying the person you want to woo. If they say yes, it is not because they want to, it is because they are terrified of what might happen if they say no I'm so tired of being terrified by men who think they're being romantic. Source: therealraewest 139,916 notes This is fucked up
Being Alone, Barber, and Come Over: therealraewest
 A guy just came to my house while I was
 home alone to ask if I was single why are
 men like this
 therealraewest
 Okay yknow what I'm gonna soapbox for a
 hot minute
 When I was in high school, a man who l'd
 thought was the parent of a school friend
 followed me out to the grocery store parking
 lot greenhouse where I worked. It was dark
 and late, and it was me, alone, in a chain link
 enclosure with one exit and a register full of
 cash. He called me up to the fence and asked
 if I wanted to get dinner, or go dancing. I was
 scared and shaking and told him no several
 times, and he only left when I falsely said I
 had a boyfriend. I was very aware that if he
 were to come over the fence, or just wait at
 the exit until I eventually had to leave, I could
 do nothing about it.
 When my hair was very short, a hairdresser
 sent me to the barber's side of the store so
 they could get the back of my head with
 clippers. The barber followed me out to my
 car to ask me out afterwards. I was very
 aware that we were the only people in the
 parking lot when it happened, and that the
 lot itself was tucked behind the building with
 no clear visibility to the road
 Today, a man l've met once made it very
 clear he knows where I live, and used that
 knowledge to express a romantic interest. If
 he ever decides that he's unhappy with how I
 responded, he knows where ve. He knows
 what my car looks like. It is impossibly easy
 for him to determine when I'm home alone
 and now l have to live with that knowledge.
 Every woman I know has at least one story
 like this. My roommate had to be escorted to
 her car every night when she was a waitress,
 in case some man was waiting for her or a
 coworker's shift to end
 If the person you want to ask out cannot
 physically run away from you when you are
 asking, YOU CANNOT ASK THEM OUT.
 You cannot ask someone out if they are at
 work. You cannot ask someone out if you've
 followed them to a remote/unoccupied/en-
 closed area. You cannot GO TO SOMEONE'S
 HOME UNINVITED to ask them out. You
 are not being romantic. You are not "taking
 initiative". You are terrifying the person you
 want to woo. If they say yes, it is not because
 they want to, it is because they are terrified
 of what might happen if they say no
 I'm so tired of being terrified by men who
 think they're being romantic.
 Source: therealraewest
 139,916 notes
This is fucked up

This is fucked up

Doctor, Internet, and Life: LordFarqiplier 582. 6h No, I, and most others refuse. You may seem on the surface as if you're just being edgy, but there is no life in those eyes. I can only hope you are joking, and if not, that you get better. Dont delete this post. Know who you have to talk to in a time of need. This whole comment section is full of people who have been down that road, and I'm sure are willing to talk to you if need be. Get well, my friend, because depression isnt a joke, it is arn illness that shouldn't be overlooked. r/RoastMe u/MufasaOuePasa 5 8 О. http://redd.i...-8h-i Reply11.0k 17 years old russian with crippling depression. Give me a reason to end it all. 156 more replies You look like the guy I know that went to get help and got better. edit: Wow this blew up! I was just trying to bring in some positive thoughts. Thanks everyone, have an awesome day! Reply8.9k Buddy, you stumbled into a pit of some of the most vicious vipers on the internet, and we're all rooting for you. Virtual hug, my brother. Reply 2.9k 6 more replies Uktarget 7h I'm with the others, I am normally pretty brutal but I've been there and the last thing you need is people ripping into you get help see a doctor get someone like a mental health worker to talk to. Reply 2.5k 23 more replies Satailleure 7h Get out of depression, do something meaningful, grow an ego then come back here acting like you're the shit, and rll fuck your mind up. Until then, get better my friend. Depression is a motherfucker. awesomacious: r/RoastMe refuse to roast a guy suffering from depression
Doctor, Internet, and Life: LordFarqiplier 582. 6h
 No, I, and most others refuse. You may seem on
 the surface as if you're just being edgy, but there
 is no life in those eyes. I can only hope you are
 joking, and if not, that you get better. Dont delete
 this post. Know who you have to talk to in a time
 of need. This whole comment section is full of
 people who have been down that road, and I'm
 sure are willing to talk to you if need be. Get well,
 my friend, because depression isnt a joke, it is arn
 illness that shouldn't be overlooked.
 r/RoastMe
 u/MufasaOuePasa
 5
 8 О. http://redd.i...-8h-i
 Reply11.0k
 17 years old russian with crippling
 depression. Give me a reason to end it
 all.
 156 more replies
 You look like the guy I know that went to get help
 and got better.
 edit: Wow this blew up! I was just trying to bring in
 some positive thoughts. Thanks everyone, have an
 awesome day!
 Reply8.9k
 Buddy, you stumbled into a pit of some of the most
 vicious vipers on the internet, and we're all rooting
 for you. Virtual hug, my brother.
 Reply 2.9k
 6 more replies
 Uktarget 7h
 I'm with the others, I am normally pretty brutal
 but I've been there and the last thing you need is
 people ripping into you get help see a doctor get
 someone like a mental health worker to talk to.
 Reply
 2.5k
 23 more replies
 Satailleure 7h
 Get out of depression, do something meaningful,
 grow an ego then come back here acting like
 you're the shit, and rll fuck your mind up. Until
 then, get better my friend. Depression is a
 motherfucker.
awesomacious:

r/RoastMe refuse to roast a guy suffering from depression

awesomacious: r/RoastMe refuse to roast a guy suffering from depression

Doctor, Internet, and Life: LordFarqiplier 582. 6h No, I, and most others refuse. You may seem on the surface as if you're just being edgy, but there is no life in those eyes. I can only hope you are joking, and if not, that you get better. Dont delete this post. Know who you have to talk to in a time of need. This whole comment section is full of people who have been down that road, and I'm sure are willing to talk to you if need be. Get well, my friend, because depression isnt a joke, it is arn illness that shouldn't be overlooked. r/RoastMe u/MufasaOuePasa 5 8 О. http://redd.i...-8h-i Reply11.0k 17 years old russian with crippling depression. Give me a reason to end it all. 156 more replies You look like the guy I know that went to get help and got better. edit: Wow this blew up! I was just trying to bring in some positive thoughts. Thanks everyone, have an awesome day! Reply8.9k Buddy, you stumbled into a pit of some of the most vicious vipers on the internet, and we're all rooting for you. Virtual hug, my brother. Reply 2.9k 6 more replies Uktarget 7h I'm with the others, I am normally pretty brutal but I've been there and the last thing you need is people ripping into you get help see a doctor get someone like a mental health worker to talk to. Reply 2.5k 23 more replies Satailleure 7h Get out of depression, do something meaningful, grow an ego then come back here acting like you're the shit, and rll fuck your mind up. Until then, get better my friend. Depression is a motherfucker. r/RoastMe refuse to roast a guy suffering from depression
Doctor, Internet, and Life: LordFarqiplier 582. 6h
 No, I, and most others refuse. You may seem on
 the surface as if you're just being edgy, but there
 is no life in those eyes. I can only hope you are
 joking, and if not, that you get better. Dont delete
 this post. Know who you have to talk to in a time
 of need. This whole comment section is full of
 people who have been down that road, and I'm
 sure are willing to talk to you if need be. Get well,
 my friend, because depression isnt a joke, it is arn
 illness that shouldn't be overlooked.
 r/RoastMe
 u/MufasaOuePasa
 5
 8 О. http://redd.i...-8h-i
 Reply11.0k
 17 years old russian with crippling
 depression. Give me a reason to end it
 all.
 156 more replies
 You look like the guy I know that went to get help
 and got better.
 edit: Wow this blew up! I was just trying to bring in
 some positive thoughts. Thanks everyone, have an
 awesome day!
 Reply8.9k
 Buddy, you stumbled into a pit of some of the most
 vicious vipers on the internet, and we're all rooting
 for you. Virtual hug, my brother.
 Reply 2.9k
 6 more replies
 Uktarget 7h
 I'm with the others, I am normally pretty brutal
 but I've been there and the last thing you need is
 people ripping into you get help see a doctor get
 someone like a mental health worker to talk to.
 Reply
 2.5k
 23 more replies
 Satailleure 7h
 Get out of depression, do something meaningful,
 grow an ego then come back here acting like
 you're the shit, and rll fuck your mind up. Until
 then, get better my friend. Depression is a
 motherfucker.
r/RoastMe refuse to roast a guy suffering from depression

r/RoastMe refuse to roast a guy suffering from depression

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Would you save a dummy’s life even if it had no arms or legs? 🤔