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Google, Memes, and Prison: whatbethsays:
the other night i tried to make a curryy
and i got chilli burns all over my face,
so i thought to myself 'hang on,
doesn't milk soothe chilli burns? it
does' and i couldn't google because
i couldn't see so i just had to blindly
feel my way to the fridge and pour
out a bowl of milk, and then plant my
face in the bowl of milk, anyway at
that point the rice cooker went off
and triggered a power surge which
turned my electricity off, which i
didn't notice at first because i had
my face in a bowl of milk and when i
did emerge from the dairy prison i
thought i had gone blind with chilli
burns. so no i don't really cook
much
@nathanielknows is the best account you're not following π
![Google, Memes, and Prison: whatbethsays:
the other night i tried to make a curryy
and i got chilli burns all over my face,
so i thought to myself 'hang on,
doesn't milk soothe chilli burns? it
does' and i couldn't google because
i couldn't see so i just had to blindly
feel my way to the fridge and pour
out a bowl of milk, and then plant my
face in the bowl of milk, anyway at
that point the rice cooker went off
and triggered a power surge which
turned my electricity off, which i
didn't notice at first because i had
my face in a bowl of milk and when i
did emerge from the dairy prison i
thought i had gone blind with chilli
burns. so no i don't really cook
much
@nathanielknows is the best account you're not following π]()
@nathanielknows is the best account you're not following π
Dogs, Target, and Tumblr: Liam Rice
@Li4mricee
I think my dog might actually be a
human trapped in a dogs body
transconstellation:
setheverman:
tastefullyoffensive:
(via Li4mricee)
STOP TELLING ME I LOOK LIKE THIS DOG
![Dogs, Target, and Tumblr: Liam Rice
@Li4mricee
I think my dog might actually be a
human trapped in a dogs body
transconstellation:
setheverman:
tastefullyoffensive:
(via Li4mricee)
STOP TELLING ME I LOOK LIKE THIS DOG]()
transconstellation: setheverman: tastefullyoffensive: (via Li4mricee) STOP TELLING ME I LOOK LIKE THIS DOG
Memes, Thanksgiving, and Asparagus: THANKSGIVING WITH KIDS
WHAT DO YOU WANNA EAT?!
WE'VE GOT SWEET POTATOES, WILD
RICE WITH MUSHROOMS, STUFFING,
CORN BREAD, CRANBERRY SAUCE,
ROASTED ASPARAGUS AND
CORN PUDDING!
GRILLED
CHEESE.
FowlLanguage Comics.com
OBrian Gordon
Huge thankful thanks to all of Fowl Language's fans! β€οΈ
-Brian
Bonus Panel: goo.gl/AnaD8c
![Memes, Thanksgiving, and Asparagus: THANKSGIVING WITH KIDS
WHAT DO YOU WANNA EAT?!
WE'VE GOT SWEET POTATOES, WILD
RICE WITH MUSHROOMS, STUFFING,
CORN BREAD, CRANBERRY SAUCE,
ROASTED ASPARAGUS AND
CORN PUDDING!
GRILLED
CHEESE.
FowlLanguage Comics.com
OBrian Gordon
Huge thankful thanks to all of Fowl Language's fans! β€οΈ
-Brian
Bonus Panel: goo.gl/AnaD8c]()
Huge thankful thanks to all of Fowl Language's fans! β€οΈ -Brian Bonus Panel: goo.gl/AnaD8c
Cleveland Browns, Facebook, and Sports: Condoleezza Rice
49 mins -
Dear Cleveland Browns:
Never mention my name again, or you will pay the price.
Ask Iraq if you think l'm not serious.
-Condy
Facebook.com/NOTSportsCenter
306 shares
Condoleezza Rice responds to rumors of the Browns being interested in her as coach https://t.co/OkI4OTNn7p
![Cleveland Browns, Facebook, and Sports: Condoleezza Rice
49 mins -
Dear Cleveland Browns:
Never mention my name again, or you will pay the price.
Ask Iraq if you think l'm not serious.
-Condy
Facebook.com/NOTSportsCenter
306 shares
Condoleezza Rice responds to rumors of the Browns being interested in her as coach https://t.co/OkI4OTNn7p]()
Condoleezza Rice responds to rumors of the Browns being interested in her as coach https://t.co/OkI4OTNn7p
Dogs, Tumblr, and Twitter: Liam Rice
@Li4mricee
I think my dog might actually be a
human trapped in a dogs body
transconstellation:
setheverman:
tastefullyoffensive:
(via Li4mricee)
STOP TELLING ME I LOOK LIKE THIS DOG
![Dogs, Tumblr, and Twitter: Liam Rice
@Li4mricee
I think my dog might actually be a
human trapped in a dogs body
transconstellation:
setheverman:
tastefullyoffensive:
(via Li4mricee)
STOP TELLING ME I LOOK LIKE THIS DOG]()
transconstellation: setheverman: tastefullyoffensive: (via Li4mricee) STOP TELLING ME I LOOK LIKE THIS DOG
Larry Fitzgerald, Memes, and Broncos: FOX
3RD &1
ao
DiO
11 WR Larry Fitzgerald 218 Straight Gms With A Catch - 2nd All-Time (J. Rice -274)
BRONCOS 24 14 CARDINALS 15 3 1st 2:14 05 3rd&1
Pick-6 x 2!
@ChrisHarrisJr takes the Rosen pass to the HOUSE. #BroncosCountry #DENvsAZ
πΊ: @nflnetwork + @NFLonFOX
π±+π»: https://t.co/DJUityQHC9 https://t.co/FwtlGUILK1
![Larry Fitzgerald, Memes, and Broncos: FOX
3RD &1
ao
DiO
11 WR Larry Fitzgerald 218 Straight Gms With A Catch - 2nd All-Time (J. Rice -274)
BRONCOS 24 14 CARDINALS 15 3 1st 2:14 05 3rd&1
Pick-6 x 2!
@ChrisHarrisJr takes the Rosen pass to the HOUSE. #BroncosCountry #DENvsAZ
πΊ: @nflnetwork + @NFLonFOX
π±+π»: https://t.co/DJUityQHC9 https://t.co/FwtlGUILK1]()
Pick-6 x 2! @ChrisHarrisJr takes the Rosen pass to the HOUSE. #BroncosCountry #DENvsAZ πΊ: @nflnetwork + @NFLonFOX π±+π»: https://t.co/DJUity...
Love, Memes, and Parents: LEEK
@malikbrazile
My girl went to go babysit and this is
what the parents left her
mund
Rules d iPS
D lll ere airngths Lids to watch
as much TY os possibe, E0 +ba
will leave nu H hell alonc
Feel free to do the sqme
la t.-Hemd shave.as much
st
as huuy want as lons
DoNastc our valua bic time
CooLinc or proidino heol
Taxn pills to sicep nwt
Dε·₯f you, have ang boys ov
Can caul later
piz?a ard snockS Ξ£.leave
3 heu do Still breast Scecl
uncle Dodl Brotlan
demand Sust dounload a
ndeo.on'ycui 02.ε·₯tls.rot
hasd or wouud not do
Dont ansder the house 20
unless
not take an kimens caundq
Duppes fraon Daia. . or tauts
a rice in bis vaun
to Hue, dooGεΉΆar than like
Sham any eggs mis I Cigaretes
And -no- you don want so
overclue
Do not beheve ANyTHIMI
the ids eil you
Follow @crazyjewishmom I love her page πβ€
![Love, Memes, and Parents: LEEK
@malikbrazile
My girl went to go babysit and this is
what the parents left her
mund
Rules d iPS
D lll ere airngths Lids to watch
as much TY os possibe, E0 +ba
will leave nu H hell alonc
Feel free to do the sqme
la t.-Hemd shave.as much
st
as huuy want as lons
DoNastc our valua bic time
CooLinc or proidino heol
Taxn pills to sicep nwt
Dε·₯f you, have ang boys ov
Can caul later
piz?a ard snockS Ξ£.leave
3 heu do Still breast Scecl
uncle Dodl Brotlan
demand Sust dounload a
ndeo.on'ycui 02.ε·₯tls.rot
hasd or wouud not do
Dont ansder the house 20
unless
not take an kimens caundq
Duppes fraon Daia. . or tauts
a rice in bis vaun
to Hue, dooGεΉΆar than like
Sham any eggs mis I Cigaretes
And -no- you don want so
overclue
Do not beheve ANyTHIMI
the ids eil you
Follow @crazyjewishmom I love her page πβ€]()
Follow @crazyjewishmom I love her page πβ€
Memes, Ice Cream, and π€: E-zrael Ani
@EzraelAni
Egusi soup goes with everything for me,I
can eat Egusi soup with Eba, Beans, Rice,
fufu, ice cream, Tea, sallad, meat pie.
Anything!
Really? ππ where are the egusi lovers? ππΎππΎ . KraksTV
![Memes, Ice Cream, and π€: E-zrael Ani
@EzraelAni
Egusi soup goes with everything for me,I
can eat Egusi soup with Eba, Beans, Rice,
fufu, ice cream, Tea, sallad, meat pie.
Anything!
Really? ππ where are the egusi lovers? ππΎππΎ . KraksTV]()
Really? ππ where are the egusi lovers? ππΎππΎ . KraksTV
Blackpeopletwitter, Martin, and Mike Brown: CorEy-spondent
@CoreyPTownsend
Boys will be boys.. #KavanaghHearing
WOT A BoY
WOT A BOY
AT
EMMETT TILL TRAYVON
WOT A B0Y
MARTIN
TAMIR RICE
WOT A BOY
HE WAS
JUST A BOY!
WOT A BOY
MIKE BROWN
EDWARDS
JUDGE BRETT
KAVANAUGH
It only applies to certain men (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
![Blackpeopletwitter, Martin, and Mike Brown: CorEy-spondent
@CoreyPTownsend
Boys will be boys.. #KavanaghHearing
WOT A BoY
WOT A BOY
AT
EMMETT TILL TRAYVON
WOT A B0Y
MARTIN
TAMIR RICE
WOT A BOY
HE WAS
JUST A BOY!
WOT A BOY
MIKE BROWN
EDWARDS
JUDGE BRETT
KAVANAUGH
It only applies to certain men (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)]()
It only applies to certain men (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
A Dream, Anaconda, and Church: ELEAND
PICKS UP THE RICE
RIGBYIN THE CHuURCH
WHERE A WEDDING
HAS BEEN
LIVES IN
A DREAM
WAITS AT THE
WEARING
THE
FACE
THAT SHE
KEEP S IN
A JAR BY
THE α»±OR
WHO IS
IT FOR
ALL THE LONNELY PEOPLE WHERE Do THEY ALL CONE FRoM
ALL THE LONELY PEOPLEHERE Do THEY AL BELONG?
FATHER NcKEN2IE
WRITING THE WbRDS OFA
SERMON THAT ND ONE
WILL HEAR
NO ONE ConMES
NEAR
6
LOOK AT HIM
WORKING
SocKS IN THE
NIGHT WHEN
THERE'S
NOBO DY
THERE
WHAT
DOES
Π½Π΅
CARE?
0
ALL THE LONEUY PEDRLE
WHERE DO THEY ALL COME FROM?
ALL THE LONELY PEOPLE
WHaE Do THEY ALL BaoNb
9
ELEANdR
DIED IN
THE CHuRCH
RIGBY
FATHER MCKENZIE
AND WAS BURIEDF
ALONu WTH HER
NO ONE wAS
SAvED
NAME
WIPING THE DIRT
FRoM HIS HANDS As
HE WAUKS FROM HER
GRAVE
NDBODY CAME
mailadreapta:
notaspookyhomosexualjohnegbert:
ghostabletoastables:
when i was very small i assumed this song was about some lady who literally kept a human face in a jar by the door and since father mckenzie buried her that meant that he also killed her and basically i thought eleanor rigby was about zombies until i was like 12 years old
This is so much better than anything I couldβve envisioned listening to the song.
100% improving the Beatles by making them into short horror stories.
![A Dream, Anaconda, and Church: ELEAND
PICKS UP THE RICE
RIGBYIN THE CHuURCH
WHERE A WEDDING
HAS BEEN
LIVES IN
A DREAM
WAITS AT THE
WEARING
THE
FACE
THAT SHE
KEEP S IN
A JAR BY
THE α»±OR
WHO IS
IT FOR
ALL THE LONNELY PEOPLE WHERE Do THEY ALL CONE FRoM
ALL THE LONELY PEOPLEHERE Do THEY AL BELONG?
FATHER NcKEN2IE
WRITING THE WbRDS OFA
SERMON THAT ND ONE
WILL HEAR
NO ONE ConMES
NEAR
6
LOOK AT HIM
WORKING
SocKS IN THE
NIGHT WHEN
THERE'S
NOBO DY
THERE
WHAT
DOES
Π½Π΅
CARE?
0
ALL THE LONEUY PEDRLE
WHERE DO THEY ALL COME FROM?
ALL THE LONELY PEOPLE
WHaE Do THEY ALL BaoNb
9
ELEANdR
DIED IN
THE CHuRCH
RIGBY
FATHER MCKENZIE
AND WAS BURIEDF
ALONu WTH HER
NO ONE wAS
SAvED
NAME
WIPING THE DIRT
FRoM HIS HANDS As
HE WAUKS FROM HER
GRAVE
NDBODY CAME
mailadreapta:
notaspookyhomosexualjohnegbert:
ghostabletoastables:
when i was very small i assumed this song was about some lady who literally kept a human face in a jar by the door and since father mckenzie buried her that meant that he also killed her and basically i thought eleanor rigby was about zombies until i was like 12 years old
This is so much better than anything I couldβve envisioned listening to the song.
100% improving the Beatles by making them into short horror stories.]()
mailadreapta: notaspookyhomosexualjohnegbert: ghostabletoastables: when i was very small i assumed this song was about some lady who lit...
Memes, Her, and Box: Tweet
The Creole Khaleesi
@NotGeauxGabby
My cousin just told me that it's "not
classy" to eat a large box of shrimp
fried rice by myself.
I told her it's not classy to not know
who her child'd father is.
Now everyone's yelling
Its not classy via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2x8S5b4
![Memes, Her, and Box: Tweet
The Creole Khaleesi
@NotGeauxGabby
My cousin just told me that it's "not
classy" to eat a large box of shrimp
fried rice by myself.
I told her it's not classy to not know
who her child'd father is.
Now everyone's yelling
Its not classy via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2x8S5b4]()
Its not classy via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2x8S5b4
