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Apparently, Bad, and Bae: Sassafrantz @Sassafrantz Pretended to add my number into this obnoxious guy's phone. All I did was edit his mom's contact. Hope she likes dick pics and booty calls. 6/26/16, 7:03 PM 1,546 RETWEETS 3,519 LIKES <p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/172039079965/diamonddonator-redrobotgt" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://diamonddonator.tumblr.com/post/172038468723/redrobotgt-siryouarebeingmocked-doomy" class="tumblr_blog">diamonddonator</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://redrobotgt.tumblr.com/post/172012748650/siryouarebeingmocked-doomy-jjsinterlude" class="tumblr_blog">redrobotgt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/172012610170/doomy-jjsinterlude-insidiousink" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://doomy.tumblr.com/post/171798182702/jjsinterlude-insidiousink-hobbit-feels" class="tumblr_blog">doomy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://jjsinterlude.tumblr.com/post/171611306615/insidiousink-hobbit-feels-badgyal-k" class="tumblr_blog">jjsinterlude</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://insidiousink.tumblr.com/post/157837330703/hobbit-feels-badgyal-k-tiffanyaliyah" class="tumblr_blog">insidiousink</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://hobbit-feels.tumblr.com/post/157765745517/badgyal-k-tiffanyaliyah-ukrindian" class="tumblr_blog">hobbit-feels</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://badgyal-k.tumblr.com/post/157112251424/tiffanyaliyah-ukrindian-baeelectronica" class="tumblr_blog">badgyal-k</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://tiffanyaliyah.tumblr.com/post/157089875325/ukrindian-baeelectronica-dynastylnoire" class="tumblr_blog">tiffanyaliyah</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://ukrindian.tumblr.com/post/157047054415/baeelectronica-dynastylnoire" class="tumblr_blog">ukrindian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bae--electronica.tumblr.com/post/157022883180/dynastylnoire-jollylollylily-clarknokent" class="tumblr_blog">bae–electronica</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://dynastylnoire.tumblr.com/post/157021409005/clarknokent-bruh-yooooooo" class="tumblr_blog">dynastylnoire</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://jollylollylily.tumblr.com/post/157020582277/clarknokent-bruh-yooooooo" class="tumblr_blog">jollylollylily</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://clarknokent.tumblr.com/post/157001513480" class="tumblr_blog">clarknokent</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Bruh</p></blockquote> <p>Yooooooo…</p> </blockquote> <p>Levels</p> </blockquote> <p>I wanna say Thats violation but that means he was gone send her that unwanted shit too 😂😂😂</p> </blockquote> <p>black mirror season 4<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Savage</p> </blockquote> <p>Oh wow</p> </blockquote> <p>This is super epic.  <br/></p> <p>He was obnoxious to begin with, it is true, but if he moves forward in this wooing as a respectful dude, he will text her something nice like it was fun to meet her or maybe ask her on a date.  Mom will text him back and there will be a bit of confusion before he realizes what happened.  He’ll be a bit chagrined and mom will probably feel bad enough for him being rejected to make him cookies or something.<br/></p> <h2>HOWEVER</h2> <p>If he starts in with that fuckboy shit (asking for sex right out the gate, dick picks, asking for nudes, etc.), he will learn the ultimate lesson.  <br/></p> <p>In short, he is <b>only</b> fucked if he fucks himself.<br/></p> <p>This is Greek Mythology levels of <i>savage.</i><br/></p> </blockquote> <p><a href="https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/In-which-a-man-is-in-command-of-his-destiny">#In which a man is in command of his destiny</a><br/><a href="https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/And-does-not-know-it">#And does not know it</a><br/><br/></p> </blockquote> <p>YOOOOOOOO</p> </blockquote> <p>Or he’ll open the messaging app and see all the messages he already wrote to his mom lmao </p> </blockquote> <p><i>&gt; If he starts in with that fuckboy shit (asking for sex right out the gate,</i></p> <p>What if Sassa <b>deliberately</b> gave him the wrong impression of what she likes just so he’d send the naughty stuff to his mom? She’s already passive-aggressive enough. </p> <p>How, then, is that <i>his</i> fault?</p> </blockquote> <p>Apparently the OP didn’t have the balls to just say no.</p> </blockquote> <p>Sometimes assholes don’t take no for an answer, asshole.</p> </blockquote> <p>Do you have any evidence she even tried? </p></blockquote> <p>Do you have any evidence she didn’t?</p>
Apparently, Bad, and Bae: Sassafrantz
 @Sassafrantz
 Pretended to add my number into this
 obnoxious guy's phone. All I did was
 edit his mom's contact. Hope she likes
 dick pics and booty calls.
 6/26/16, 7:03 PM
 1,546 RETWEETS 3,519 LIKES
<p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/172039079965/diamonddonator-redrobotgt" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://diamonddonator.tumblr.com/post/172038468723/redrobotgt-siryouarebeingmocked-doomy" class="tumblr_blog">diamonddonator</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://redrobotgt.tumblr.com/post/172012748650/siryouarebeingmocked-doomy-jjsinterlude" class="tumblr_blog">redrobotgt</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://doomy.tumblr.com/post/171798182702/jjsinterlude-insidiousink-hobbit-feels" class="tumblr_blog">doomy</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://jjsinterlude.tumblr.com/post/171611306615/insidiousink-hobbit-feels-badgyal-k" class="tumblr_blog">jjsinterlude</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://insidiousink.tumblr.com/post/157837330703/hobbit-feels-badgyal-k-tiffanyaliyah" class="tumblr_blog">insidiousink</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://hobbit-feels.tumblr.com/post/157765745517/badgyal-k-tiffanyaliyah-ukrindian" class="tumblr_blog">hobbit-feels</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://badgyal-k.tumblr.com/post/157112251424/tiffanyaliyah-ukrindian-baeelectronica" class="tumblr_blog">badgyal-k</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://tiffanyaliyah.tumblr.com/post/157089875325/ukrindian-baeelectronica-dynastylnoire" class="tumblr_blog">tiffanyaliyah</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://ukrindian.tumblr.com/post/157047054415/baeelectronica-dynastylnoire" class="tumblr_blog">ukrindian</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://bae--electronica.tumblr.com/post/157022883180/dynastylnoire-jollylollylily-clarknokent" class="tumblr_blog">bae–electronica</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://dynastylnoire.tumblr.com/post/157021409005/clarknokent-bruh-yooooooo" class="tumblr_blog">dynastylnoire</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://jollylollylily.tumblr.com/post/157020582277/clarknokent-bruh-yooooooo" class="tumblr_blog">jollylollylily</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://clarknokent.tumblr.com/post/157001513480" class="tumblr_blog">clarknokent</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Bruh</p></blockquote>
<p>Yooooooo…</p>
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<p>Levels</p>
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<p>I wanna say Thats violation but that means he was gone send her that unwanted shit too 😂😂😂</p>
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<p>black mirror season 4<br/></p>
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<p>Savage</p>
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<p>Oh wow</p>
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<p>This is super epic.  <br/></p>
<p>He was obnoxious to begin with, it is true, but if he moves forward in this wooing as a respectful dude, he will text her something nice like it was fun to meet her or maybe ask her on a date.  Mom will text him back and there will be a bit of confusion before he realizes what happened.  He’ll be a bit chagrined and mom will probably feel bad enough for him being rejected to make him cookies or something.<br/></p>
<h2>HOWEVER</h2>
<p>If he starts in with that fuckboy shit (asking for sex right out the gate, dick picks, asking for nudes, etc.), he will learn the ultimate lesson.  <br/></p>
<p>In short, he is <b>only</b> fucked if he fucks himself.<br/></p>
<p>This is Greek Mythology levels of <i>savage.</i><br/></p>
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<p><a href="https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/In-which-a-man-is-in-command-of-his-destiny">#In which a man is in command of his destiny</a><br/><a href="https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/And-does-not-know-it">#And does not know it</a><br/><br/></p>
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<p>YOOOOOOOO</p>
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<p>Or he’ll open the messaging app and see all the messages he already wrote to his mom lmao </p>
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<p><i>&gt; If he starts in with that fuckboy shit (asking for sex right out the gate,</i></p>
<p>What if Sassa <b>deliberately</b> gave him the wrong impression of what she likes just so he’d send the naughty stuff to his mom? She’s already passive-aggressive enough. </p>
<p>How, then, is that <i>his</i> fault?</p>
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<p>Apparently the OP didn’t have the balls to just say no.</p>
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<p>Sometimes assholes don’t take no for an answer, asshole.</p>
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<p>Do you have any evidence she even tried? </p></blockquote>

<p>Do you have any evidence she didn’t?</p>

<p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/172039079965/diamonddonator-redrobotgt" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>...

Birthday, Disney, and Disney World: I am in tears. humansofny Likedad 21,514 others humansofny "My first thought was 'Oh no wasn't ready for a kid. Her mother and I were fuck-ups and addicts. I'd just finished seven years in jail for robbery. But everything changed on Valentines Day, 1992. That's when I found out the baby was going to be a. Right away I started buying all this girly stuff. I was excited. I became more civil. I was going to raise my daughter to be kind and respectful to everyone. So l became that person. And she became that person too. Every day 1 picked her up from school after work. We went to theaters, and museums, and Disney World three different times. Every year on my birthday we dressed up and got tea at the Four Seasons. She ended up being the valedictorian of her class. She went to Duke on a full scholarship. Now she's in law school at NYU. I look at her and I think that she must have done all this by herself. Because I'm kinda 'street grew up in the projects. And she's gone so much farther than l ever could. SoI always thought I had nothing to do with it. But have friends who tell me that I made a big difference. AndI did always teach her to work hard and do her best. And she told me recently, that when she had to write an essay for her SAT, she called it: 'My Father, My Hero." iow all 741comment best parent award of the years goes to.. (If you can’t read it just slide to the next picture) credits; @humansofny
Birthday, Disney, and Disney World: I am in tears.
 humansofny
 Likedad 21,514 others
 humansofny "My first thought was 'Oh no wasn't ready
 for a kid. Her mother and I were fuck-ups and addicts. I'd
 just finished seven years in jail for robbery. But everything
 changed on Valentines Day, 1992. That's when I found out
 the baby was going to be a. Right away I started
 buying all this girly stuff. I was excited. I became more
 civil. I was going to raise my daughter to be kind and
 respectful to everyone. So l became that person. And she
 became that person too. Every day 1 picked her up from
 school after work. We went to theaters, and museums, and
 Disney World three different times. Every year on my
 birthday we dressed up and got tea at the Four Seasons.
 She ended up being the valedictorian of her class. She
 went to Duke on a full scholarship. Now she's in law school
 at NYU. I look at her and I think that she must have done
 all this by herself. Because I'm kinda 'street grew up in
 the projects. And she's gone so much farther than l ever
 could. SoI always thought I had nothing to do with it. But
 have friends who tell me that I made a big difference. AndI
 did always teach her to work hard and do her best. And
 she told me recently, that when she had to write an essay
 for her SAT, she called it: 'My Father, My Hero."
 iow all 741comment
best parent award of the years goes to.. (If you can’t read it just slide to the next picture) credits; @humansofny

best parent award of the years goes to.. (If you can’t read it just slide to the next picture) credits; @humansofny