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Bitch, Bulbasaur, and Children: 4G19:50 Attempting to use the Mew Encounter exploit with a Pokemon with a special stat of over 250 results in encountering a glitch trainer who causes the game to just flip the absolute fuck out when trying to calculate how much money to award vou afterwards. This causes the relevant memory poiner to shoot off to god knows where, and as a result it just sets a solid two hundred unrelated hexadecimal values in the game to 99 in the process, filling your party with level 153 Bulbasaur that can only use explosion i dont understand half of the words here but god if this isn't the funniest thing i've ever read trenchgun im pretty sure red and blue weren't programmed but just sort of... mutated into cartridges prettyflyforajeskai Red and blue are why QA teams were invented biggaybunny for fuck's sake they weren't badly programmed. They were bleeding edge. It's so easy to forget that but Red and Blue were literally pushing the limits of what they could fit on the cartridge. They used every trick in the book. In that way, the programming behind them is GENIUS. It's frankly a lost art, in this era where hardware is insanely cheap 4G 19:50 biggaybunny for fuck's sake they weren't badly programmed. They were bleeding edge. It's so easy to forget that but Red and Blue were literally pushing the limits of what they could fit on the cartridge. They used every trick in the book. In that way, the programming behind them is GENIUS. It's frankly a lost art, in this era where hardware is insanely cheap and scalable, when you can just keep throwing more resources at the problem. But Red & Blue were when programmers had to get creative. Not currently using a piece of memory? Repurpose it, we can't just leave it lying around. Only have a couple registers? Juggle them, keep careful track so we can restore them when we needed. Does this data need to be single purpose, or can we also use it for, say, a seed value? And all this WORKED. I guarantee you 99% of children playing this never saw a bug in casual play. MODERN games are buggier by a landslide. Remember when X&Y came out and there was an ENTIRE CITY you couldn't save in because it'd DELETE YOUR SAVE? Imagine that happening in the days of Red&Blue. It couldn't have. I can turn on my red cartridge TODAY and have it work And the bugs that did exist, those edge cases they missed? They produce this behavior because the game REFUSES TO CRASH. Sure, you can make it crash if O419:51 possible. Y'all looking down from your 64-bit quad-core smartphones with 128GB SD cards like Red & Blue were programmed by amateurs. What, you also going to bitch that the Wright Brothers didn't make a jet engine? These are artifacts from pioneers who wrote the goddamn book that others would use as gospel Sincerely, a pissed off goddamn programmer. Fuente: banshees 79,986 notas howl-osullivan tilthat TIL In 2006, a Sudanese man was caught having sex with a goat, and as a punishment was forced to take the goat as his "wife" while paying a dowry of around $50 to its owner. via reddit.com 109 notas nikanono It's a masterpiece
Bitch, Bulbasaur, and Children: 4G19:50
 Attempting to use the Mew Encounter exploit with a Pokemon with a
 special stat of over 250 results in encountering a glitch trainer who
 causes the game to just flip the absolute fuck out when trying to
 calculate how much money to award vou afterwards. This causes the
 relevant memory poiner to shoot off to god knows where, and as a result
 it just sets a solid two hundred unrelated hexadecimal values in the
 game to 99 in the process, filling your party with level 153 Bulbasaur that
 can only use explosion
 i dont understand half of the words here but god if this
 isn't the funniest thing i've ever read
 trenchgun
 im pretty sure red and blue weren't programmed but just
 sort of... mutated into cartridges
 prettyflyforajeskai
 Red and blue are why QA teams were invented
 biggaybunny
 for fuck's sake they weren't badly programmed. They
 were bleeding edge. It's so easy to forget that but Red
 and Blue were literally pushing the limits of what they
 could fit on the cartridge.
 They used every trick in the book. In that way, the
 programming behind them is GENIUS. It's frankly a
 lost art, in this era where hardware is insanely cheap

 4G 19:50
 biggaybunny
 for fuck's sake they weren't badly programmed. They
 were bleeding edge. It's so easy to forget that but Red
 and Blue were literally pushing the limits of what they
 could fit on the cartridge.
 They used every trick in the book. In that way, the
 programming behind them is GENIUS. It's frankly a
 lost art, in this era where hardware is insanely cheap
 and scalable, when you can just keep throwing more
 resources at the problem. But Red & Blue were when
 programmers had to get creative. Not currently using
 a piece of memory? Repurpose it, we can't just leave
 it lying around. Only have a couple registers? Juggle
 them, keep careful track so we can restore them when
 we needed. Does this data need to be single purpose, or
 can we also use it for, say, a seed value?
 And all this WORKED. I guarantee you 99% of children
 playing this never saw a bug in casual play. MODERN
 games are buggier by a landslide. Remember when X&Y
 came out and there was an ENTIRE CITY you couldn't
 save in because it'd DELETE YOUR SAVE? Imagine that
 happening in the days of Red&Blue. It couldn't have. I
 can turn on my red cartridge TODAY and have it work
 And the bugs that did exist, those edge cases they
 missed? They produce this behavior because the game
 REFUSES TO CRASH. Sure, you can make it crash if

 O419:51
 possible.
 Y'all looking down from your 64-bit quad-core
 smartphones with 128GB SD cards like Red & Blue were
 programmed by amateurs. What, you also going to bitch
 that the Wright Brothers didn't make a jet engine? These
 are artifacts from pioneers who wrote the goddamn
 book that others would use as gospel
 Sincerely,
 a pissed off goddamn programmer.
 Fuente: banshees
 79,986 notas
 howl-osullivan
 tilthat
 TIL In 2006, a Sudanese man was caught having sex
 with a goat, and as a punishment was forced to take the
 goat as his "wife" while paying a dowry of around $50 to
 its owner.
 via reddit.com
 109 notas
 nikanono
It's a masterpiece

It's a masterpiece

Cookies, Dating, and Fall: - RockoutRex 5860 puntos hace 8 horas My mother will randomly call me up for small-talks. But I've never been a small-talker so I just answer her questions and don't really push the conversation forward. Then she feels rejected and gets upset with me enlace source guardar save-RES reportar regalar gold responder hide child comments t H pwinbutt O 18.4k puntos hace 5 horas @%22 I am someone's mom. I call because I love you. I call because I do not quite know how to tell you that I still am so incredibly invested in you as a person. I want to check on you. I need to know you are healthy. I need to hear the voice of a person I love more than almost anything else on earth. If something or someone is hurting you, I instinctively want to kill it. I miss all those times when I held you close and rocked you in my arms. You would stare up at me and we would just cuddle. It was like we could love each other just by looking at each other. You probably do not remember all our adventures. We made cookies. That time you fell out of the tree and broke your arm made me feel like a horrible person, because I was not there to stop it. We rushed to the hospital and I was helpless to fix it. Remember when I was quiet and kind of distant when you were dating that girl who broke your heart? I knew it was coming, and I had to let you live your life, but I wanted to hurt her for hurting you. I had to step back and let you grow up Stepping back was the hardest thing I ever did. Letting you take steps and fall down, letting you fall off your first bike, that stupid thing with the tree, going to school the first day,... We didn't cuddle and look at each other anymore. Then you had to be an adult and move out. You didn't need me. Plus, you didn't talk to me. You really haven't since you were about 12, but I still miss it. I do not know what to say to you, or how to learn about you life. I still worry. I miss you. I miss how we loved each other. My stupid small talk really means that I love you, and I am checking on you. I am not trying to be annoying, but I do not know how else to say it. enlace source guardar save-RES padre reportar regalar gold responder hide child comments H AV3 NG3D 5882 puntos hace 4 horas Congrats for making me realize I've been a shitty son for the past decade enlace source guardar save-RES padre reportar regalar gold responder hide child comments ↑ [-] nvouldrun500miles O 2023 puntos hace 4 horas @ Never too late to change enlace source guardar save-RES padre reportar regalar gold responder hide child comments <p>Wholesome mother comment in /r/Askreddit</p>
Cookies, Dating, and Fall: - RockoutRex 5860 puntos hace 8 horas
 My mother will randomly call me up for small-talks. But I've never been a small-talker so I just answer her questions
 and don't really push the conversation forward. Then she feels rejected and gets upset with me
 enlace source guardar save-RES reportar regalar gold responder hide child comments
 t H pwinbutt O 18.4k puntos hace 5 horas @%22
 I am someone's mom. I call because I love you. I call because I do not quite know how to tell you that I still am so
 incredibly invested in you as a person. I want to check on you. I need to know you are healthy. I need to hear the
 voice of a person I love more than almost anything else on earth. If something or someone is hurting you, I
 instinctively want to kill it. I miss all those times when I held you close and rocked you in my arms. You would stare
 up at me and we would just cuddle. It was like we could love each other just by looking at each other.
 You probably do not remember all our adventures. We made cookies. That time you fell out of the tree and broke your
 arm made me feel like a horrible person, because I was not there to stop it. We rushed to the hospital and I was
 helpless to fix it. Remember when I was quiet and kind of distant when you were dating that girl who broke your
 heart? I knew it was coming, and I had to let you live your life, but I wanted to hurt her for hurting you. I had to step
 back and let you grow up
 Stepping back was the hardest thing I ever did. Letting you take steps and fall down, letting you fall off your first bike,
 that stupid thing with the tree, going to school the first day,... We didn't cuddle and look at each other anymore. Then
 you had to be an adult and move out. You didn't need me. Plus, you didn't talk to me. You really haven't since you
 were about 12, but I still miss it.
 I do not know what to say to you, or how to learn about you life. I still worry. I miss you. I miss how we loved each
 other. My stupid small talk really means that I love you, and I am checking on you. I am not trying to be annoying,
 but I do not know how else to say it.
 enlace source guardar save-RES padre reportar regalar gold responder hide child comments
 H AV3 NG3D 5882 puntos hace 4 horas
 Congrats for making me realize I've been a shitty son for the past decade
 enlace source guardar save-RES padre reportar regalar gold responder hide child comments
 ↑ [-] nvouldrun500miles O 2023 puntos hace 4 horas @
 Never too late to change
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Cookies, Dating, and Fall: - RockoutRex 5860 puntos hace 8 horas My mother will randomly call me up for small-talks. But I've never been a small-talker so I just answer her questions and don't really push the conversation forward. Then she feels rejected and gets upset with me enlace source guardar save-RES reportar regalar gold responder hide child comments t H pwinbutt O 18.4k puntos hace 5 horas @%22 I am someone's mom. I call because I love you. I call because I do not quite know how to tell you that I still am so incredibly invested in you as a person. I want to check on you. I need to know you are healthy. I need to hear the voice of a person I love more than almost anything else on earth. If something or someone is hurting you, I instinctively want to kill it. I miss all those times when I held you close and rocked you in my arms. You would stare up at me and we would just cuddle. It was like we could love each other just by looking at each other. You probably do not remember all our adventures. We made cookies. That time you fell out of the tree and broke your arm made me feel like a horrible person, because I was not there to stop it. We rushed to the hospital and I was helpless to fix it. Remember when I was quiet and kind of distant when you were dating that girl who broke your heart? I knew it was coming, and I had to let you live your life, but I wanted to hurt her for hurting you. I had to step back and let you grow up Stepping back was the hardest thing I ever did. Letting you take steps and fall down, letting you fall off your first bike, that stupid thing with the tree, going to school the first day,... We didn't cuddle and look at each other anymore. Then you had to be an adult and move out. You didn't need me. Plus, you didn't talk to me. You really haven't since you were about 12, but I still miss it. I do not know what to say to you, or how to learn about you life. I still worry. I miss you. I miss how we loved each other. My stupid small talk really means that I love you, and I am checking on you. I am not trying to be annoying, but I do not know how else to say it. enlace source guardar save-RES padre reportar regalar gold responder hide child comments H AV3 NG3D 5882 puntos hace 4 horas Congrats for making me realize I've been a shitty son for the past decade enlace source guardar save-RES padre reportar regalar gold responder hide child comments ↑ [-] nvouldrun500miles O 2023 puntos hace 4 horas @ Never too late to change enlace source guardar save-RES padre reportar regalar gold responder hide child comments <p>Wholesome mother comment in /r/Askreddit via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2HvoyzB">https://ift.tt/2HvoyzB</a></p>
Cookies, Dating, and Fall: - RockoutRex 5860 puntos hace 8 horas
 My mother will randomly call me up for small-talks. But I've never been a small-talker so I just answer her questions
 and don't really push the conversation forward. Then she feels rejected and gets upset with me
 enlace source guardar save-RES reportar regalar gold responder hide child comments
 t H pwinbutt O 18.4k puntos hace 5 horas @%22
 I am someone's mom. I call because I love you. I call because I do not quite know how to tell you that I still am so
 incredibly invested in you as a person. I want to check on you. I need to know you are healthy. I need to hear the
 voice of a person I love more than almost anything else on earth. If something or someone is hurting you, I
 instinctively want to kill it. I miss all those times when I held you close and rocked you in my arms. You would stare
 up at me and we would just cuddle. It was like we could love each other just by looking at each other.
 You probably do not remember all our adventures. We made cookies. That time you fell out of the tree and broke your
 arm made me feel like a horrible person, because I was not there to stop it. We rushed to the hospital and I was
 helpless to fix it. Remember when I was quiet and kind of distant when you were dating that girl who broke your
 heart? I knew it was coming, and I had to let you live your life, but I wanted to hurt her for hurting you. I had to step
 back and let you grow up
 Stepping back was the hardest thing I ever did. Letting you take steps and fall down, letting you fall off your first bike,
 that stupid thing with the tree, going to school the first day,... We didn't cuddle and look at each other anymore. Then
 you had to be an adult and move out. You didn't need me. Plus, you didn't talk to me. You really haven't since you
 were about 12, but I still miss it.
 I do not know what to say to you, or how to learn about you life. I still worry. I miss you. I miss how we loved each
 other. My stupid small talk really means that I love you, and I am checking on you. I am not trying to be annoying,
 but I do not know how else to say it.
 enlace source guardar save-RES padre reportar regalar gold responder hide child comments
 H AV3 NG3D 5882 puntos hace 4 horas
 Congrats for making me realize I've been a shitty son for the past decade
 enlace source guardar save-RES padre reportar regalar gold responder hide child comments
 ↑ [-] nvouldrun500miles O 2023 puntos hace 4 horas @
 Never too late to change
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