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Alive, Fucking, and Jesus: BORN TO BE ALIVE A 2OOTOPIA FAN COMIC BY BORBA YOU YOU REPLAGED I THINK YOU'D BETTER SAY "VIXEN." MELNITFEMALA ANOTHER FOXI?! FOXI? How HOW MANY THINGS HAPPENED WHILE YOH... YOu WUICE AWAY. NICK. 20 kingdomofkitten: kingdomofkitten: libertarirynn: firstdegreeliberty: libertarirynn: katekarl: libertarirynn: kingdomofkitten: Born To Be Alive: Page 20 by BorbaI don’t really have much to say here, except….Nick’s face in the first panel, tho. I’m gonna fucking end myself “Carrotholics” FUCKINGLike how are you even supposed to pronounce that? I’m quite sure it’s a play on “Catholics“ but the way the English language works it just looks like “carrot-holics”. Like carrot alcoholics. This is what happens when English isn’t your first language. CarrotholicsSo if there is a rabbit catholicism is there a bunny Jesus who was crucifiedI have so many questions It also begs the question, is there like a separate version of Catholicism for every breed of animal? I would think the carrot Catholics thing would be pretty exclusively for rabbits, and this checks out because if you recall in the original, Judy had what appears to be a rabbit version of the Virgin Mary: But it also seems like Nick might be religious? Is there an entirely separate fox Jesus? Well, that’s easy. He’s Vulpinestant. Actually WAITHE’S S H R E W I S H I’m done.
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Born To Be Alive: Page 20 by BorbaI don’t really have much to say here, except….Nick’s face in the first panel, tho.

I’m gonna fucking end myself 



“Carrotholics” FUCKINGLike how are you even supposed to pronounce that? I’m quite sure it’s a play on “Catholics“ but the way the English language works it just looks like “carrot-holics”. Like carrot alcoholics. This is what happens when English isn’t your first language.

CarrotholicsSo if there is a rabbit catholicism is there a bunny Jesus who was crucifiedI have so many questions

It also begs the question, is there like a separate version of Catholicism for every breed of animal? I would think the carrot Catholics thing would be pretty exclusively for rabbits, and this checks out because if you recall in the original, Judy had what appears to be a rabbit version of the Virgin Mary: But it also seems like Nick might be religious? Is there an entirely separate fox Jesus?

Well, that’s easy. He’s Vulpinestant.

Actually WAITHE’S S H R E W I S H

I’m done.

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Chicago, Church, and Hello: your-fave-is-catholic: Your Fave Is Catholic: John Mulaney Known for: Emmy Award winning television actor, stand-up comedian, producer. He is probably best known for being a cast member on the hit television show Saturday Night Live, but other television shows under his belt include Best Week Ever, Mayne Street, Ugly Americans, Kroll Show, The Jim Gaffigan Show, Big Mouth, several more appearances here there. He also has had his own stand-up comedy specials, those being The Top Part, John Mulaney: New In Town, John Mulaney: The Comeback Kid, John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City. Additionally, he also is part of the comedy act The Oh, Hello Show with fellow comedian Nick Kroll. He is also going to be the voice of Peter Porker/Spider Ham in the upcoming film Spider Man: Into the Spider-Verse.  Evidence of Faith: Various sources confirm that John’s father, Charles W. “Chip” Mulaney, Jr., was an Irish Catholic man. Because of this, it’s safe to say that he raised John as a Catholic. In an interview with St. Louis Today, John also confirms that he attended at Jesuit run high School (St. Ignatius in Chicago) was greatly inspired with the great missionary work adventures his teachers would go on. Additionally, somebody here on Tumblr informed the mod of some other evidence as well. In his stand-up special Kid Gorgeous at Radio City, he does a routine where he talks about going to church as a kid, that while he may poke fun at the Catholic faith, he gets offended when non-Catholics poke fun at it, since his parents are still highly religious. Lastly, in an interview with Stephen Colbert, he talks about his experience as an altar boy how they both chose their Confirmation names after their late brothers.
Chicago, Church, and Hello: your-fave-is-catholic:
Your Fave Is Catholic: John Mulaney
Known for: Emmy Award winning television actor, stand-up comedian,  producer. He is probably best known for being a cast member on the hit television show Saturday Night Live, but other television shows under his belt include Best Week Ever, Mayne Street, Ugly Americans, Kroll Show, The Jim Gaffigan Show, Big Mouth,  several more appearances here  there. He also has had his own stand-up comedy specials, those being The Top Part, John Mulaney: New In Town, John Mulaney: The Comeback Kid,  John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City. Additionally, he also is part of the comedy act The Oh, Hello Show with fellow comedian Nick Kroll. He is also going to be the voice of Peter Porker/Spider Ham in the upcoming film Spider Man: Into the Spider-Verse. 
Evidence of Faith: Various sources confirm that John’s father, Charles W. “Chip” Mulaney, Jr., was an Irish Catholic man. Because of this, it’s safe to say that he raised John as a Catholic. In an interview with St. Louis Today, John also confirms that he attended at Jesuit run high School (St. Ignatius in Chicago)  was greatly inspired with the great missionary work  adventures his teachers would go on. Additionally, somebody here on Tumblr informed the mod of some other evidence as well. In his stand-up special Kid Gorgeous at Radio City, he does a routine where he talks about going to church as a kid,  that while he may poke fun at the Catholic faith, he gets offended when non-Catholics poke fun at it, since his parents are still highly religious. Lastly, in an interview with Stephen Colbert, he talks about his experience as an altar boy  how they both chose their Confirmation names after their late brothers.

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Bodies , Clothes, and Curving: such-justice-wow: my-little-ninja: sealpremacy: ariaste: girljanitor: bashi-bazouk: peppercyanide: sisterwolf: via I never even c wow How did they get away with that AH I LOVE THIS What do you mean how did they get away with it? History isn’t one straight line progressing towards a liberal society. Look how much Americans attitudes have changed between 1980 and today. 1980 was the first time most very religious people voted, they abstained before that at the behest of their churches. Now they dictate policy at every election. In my family photo album there are pictures from the 20s of a woman called ‘uncle bob’. She dressed in men’s clothing, and had a ‘companion’. This was a rough industrial town, they were working class, nobody cared. It was her business. This is why politics is important - the moment you think everything is better today than it was in the past, you let other people take control of the direction society goes in - with you sitting back presuming we’re going forwards. reblogging for the commentary Also, I just want to point out – look at the lengths of the sleeves on both of them. Look at the curve of her waist. Look at how far the hem of the dress is from the floor.They didn’t just swap clothes with each other for a joke. Those clothes are THEIR OWN – literally made and tailored for their bodies specifically. In that time, buying clothes was INCREDIBLY expensive. An average person might have three or four outfits total. These people ARE a little on the wealthy side (his skirt is silk; her jacket is of clearly fine quality, and her trousers have a crisp crease from ironing), but they still wouldn’t have owned clothes in the quantity and variety that we do today. All of these clothes were a deliberate and intentional investment of a not insignificant amount of cash and time. They wear these clothes regularly. It’s fake tho Its a deviantart fetish pic?!? It’s a damn fine edit though Not really. One glance at the necks and you can pretty much tell it’s shopped. Tumblr is so gullible.
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I never even
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What do you mean how did they get away with it?
History isn’t one straight line progressing towards a liberal society.
Look how much Americans attitudes have changed between 1980 and today. 1980 was the first time most very religious people voted, they abstained before that at the behest of their churches. Now they dictate policy at every election.
In my family photo album there are pictures from the 20s of a woman called ‘uncle bob’. She dressed in men’s clothing, and had a ‘companion’. This was a rough industrial town, they were working class, nobody cared. It was her business.
This is why politics is important - the moment you think everything is better today than it was in the past, you let other people take control of the direction society goes in - with you sitting back presuming we’re going forwards.


reblogging for the commentary

Also, I just want to point out – look at the lengths of the sleeves on both of them. Look at the curve of her waist. Look at how far the hem of the dress is from the floor.They didn’t just swap clothes with each other for a joke. Those clothes are THEIR OWN – literally made and tailored for their bodies specifically. In that time, buying clothes was INCREDIBLY expensive. An average person might have three or four outfits total. These people ARE a little on the wealthy side (his skirt is silk; her jacket is of clearly fine quality, and her trousers have a crisp crease from ironing), but they still wouldn’t have owned clothes in the quantity and variety that we do today. All of these clothes were a deliberate and intentional investment of a not insignificant amount of cash and time. They wear these clothes regularly.

It’s fake tho


Its a deviantart fetish pic?!?

It’s a damn fine edit though 


Not really. One glance at the necks and you can pretty much tell it’s shopped. Tumblr is so gullible.

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God, Shit, and True: verysofisticatedjaws-claws reliqiousragings Why Did God Create Atheists? There is a famous story told in Chassidic literature that addresses this very question. The Master teaches the student that God created everything in the world to be appreciated, since everything is here to teach us a lesson One clever student asks What lesson can we learn from atheists? Why did God create them?" The Master responds "God created atheists to teach us the most important lesson of them all-the lesson of true compassion. You see, when an atheist performs and act of charity, visits someone who is sick, helps someone in need and cares for the world, he is not doing so because of some religious teaching He does not believe that god commanded him to perform this act. In fact, he does not believe in God at all, so his acts are based on an inner sense of morality. And look at the kindness he can bestow upon others simply because he feels it to be right This means, the Master continued "that when someone reaches out to you for help, you should never say T pray that God will help you. Instead for the moment, you should become an atheist, imagine that there is no God who can help, and say I will help you ETA source: Tales of Hasidim Vol. 2 by Mar razairazerci I started reading this and was worried it would be something attacking atheists or bashing religion, but this makes me really, really happy naamahdarling imagine that there is no God who can help, and say 'I will help you." Holy shit Holy shit Yes YES I will help you
God, Shit, and True: verysofisticatedjaws-claws
 reliqiousragings
 Why Did God Create Atheists?
 There is a famous story told in Chassidic literature that addresses this very
 question. The Master teaches the student that God created everything in the
 world to be appreciated, since everything is here to teach us a lesson
 One clever student asks What lesson can we learn from atheists? Why did
 God create them?"
 The Master responds "God created atheists to teach us the most important
 lesson of them all-the lesson of true compassion. You see, when an atheist
 performs and act of charity, visits someone who is sick, helps someone in need
 and cares for the world, he is not doing so because of some religious teaching
 He does not believe that god commanded him to perform this act. In fact, he
 does not believe in God at all, so his acts are based on an inner sense of
 morality. And look at the kindness he can bestow upon others simply because
 he feels it to be right
 This means, the Master continued "that when someone reaches out to you for
 help, you should never say T pray that God will help you. Instead for the
 moment, you should become an atheist, imagine that there is no God who can
 help, and say I will help you
 ETA source: Tales of Hasidim Vol. 2 by Mar
 razairazerci
 I started reading this and was worried it would be something attacking atheists
 or bashing religion, but this makes me really, really happy
 naamahdarling
 imagine that there is no God who can help, and say 'I will help you."
 Holy shit
 Holy shit
 Yes YES
I will help you

I will help you

Blowjob, Food, and Fuck You: Table for two. WOULD YouBy low, beeastfeeding mothers are not protected from harassment and | sponsored by EAT a HERE?com, becuse a baby should never be nurtured where nature cals relusal of service in public, ofeen forcing them to feed in secluded spaces uch as piublie bathrooms To heip take a stand, vist: whennutdurecals Private dining. wou" ou | By low, breastfeeding mother"" not protected from hareomer refunal of service in public, ofeen forcing them to feed in secluded spaces such ns public bathroom. To help take ฏิ stand, visit: whennurturecall มd oponsored by: EAT HERE?cobecause a bby should never be nurtured where nature calls Bon appetit. al of senice in public aften forcing thm to feed in secluded spaces auch es puble bethwooms To help teke a stand viait whenunturecel HERE?ombeceuse a baby should never be nurtured whore neture cnls <p><a href="http://elliegalaxies.tumblr.com/post/114229998013/the-anti-fandom-littlezombiekid" class="tumblr_blog">elliegalaxies</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://the-anti-fandom.tumblr.com/post/107560324839/littlezombiekid-the-uncensored-she-women" class="tumblr_blog">the-anti-fandom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://littlezombiekid.tumblr.com/post/90751747601" class="tumblr_blog">littlezombiekid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://the-uncensored-she.tumblr.com/post/86458837941/women-should-not-be-forced-to-fucking-feed-their" class="tumblr_blog">the-uncensored-she</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Women should NOT be forced to feed their babies in a bathroom, all because we live in a misogynistic, porn-warped society that’s been brainwashed to believe that female breasts used for anything other than male pleasure is “indecent”. Support public breast feeding and end the porn culture.</b></p> </blockquote> <p>Forever reblog</p> </blockquote> <p>No. I’m eating. I don’t wanna see you hang out your goddamn tits while I have food. My kids don’t wanna see it. It’s not some misogynistic ideal, it’s fucking public indecency. Can I take my cock out under the table and feed my wife/girlfriend?<br/>No?<br/>Fuck you</p> </blockquote> <p>i genuinely cannot believe that you just compared a blowjob to breastfeeding oh my fucking god </p> <p>getting a blowjob is a sexual thing and it also does not ‘feed’ anyone whereas breastfeeding is literally not even a sexual thing a baby is having food that they need to live like it’s nowhere near on the same level as getting a blowjob omg</p> <p>if you are uncomfortable seeing a woman breastfeeding then that is <i>your</i> problem because <i>you</i> have oversexualised breasts so much that you can’t even stand seeing them being used for their actual purpose and also you’re an idiot</p> <p>go eat your dinner in a public bathroom, you trash bag</p> </blockquote> <p>Friendly reminder that women breast-feeding in public wasn’t even considered taboo until a few decades ago.</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="770" data-orig-width="655"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/54fb4e33d5113e6d54cb8a2185b6da3c/tumblr_pcourvQmcq1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="770" data-orig-width="655"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="623" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5073818b47e3bf42f24d60efbc7cb2e1/tumblr_pcourwsBh41rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="623" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="640" data-orig-width="404"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8e61c444914d411246740e0b760f5501/tumblr_pcourw9Yh91rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="640" data-orig-width="404"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="479"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d97f42f00c81c3a02f58ac97af76c160/tumblr_pcourxgI0b1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="479"/></figure><p>Yes, that last one is literally a religious icon of Mary breast-feeding baby Jesus. If it’s good enough for religious artists from hundreds of years ago it’s good enough for me.</p>
Blowjob, Food, and Fuck You: Table for two.
 WOULD YouBy low, beeastfeeding mothers are not protected from harassment and | sponsored by
 EAT a
 HERE?com, becuse a baby should never be nurtured where nature cals
 relusal of service in public, ofeen forcing them to feed in secluded spaces
 uch as piublie bathrooms To heip take a stand, vist: whennutdurecals

 Private dining.
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<p><a href="http://elliegalaxies.tumblr.com/post/114229998013/the-anti-fandom-littlezombiekid" class="tumblr_blog">elliegalaxies</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://the-anti-fandom.tumblr.com/post/107560324839/littlezombiekid-the-uncensored-she-women" class="tumblr_blog">the-anti-fandom</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://littlezombiekid.tumblr.com/post/90751747601" class="tumblr_blog">littlezombiekid</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://the-uncensored-she.tumblr.com/post/86458837941/women-should-not-be-forced-to-fucking-feed-their" class="tumblr_blog">the-uncensored-she</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><b>Women should NOT be forced to feed their babies in a bathroom, all because we live in a misogynistic, porn-warped society that’s been brainwashed to believe that female breasts used for anything other than male pleasure is “indecent”. Support public breast feeding and end the porn culture.</b></p>
</blockquote>
<p>Forever reblog</p>
</blockquote>

<p>No. I’m eating. I don’t wanna see you hang out your goddamn tits while I have food. My kids don’t wanna see it. It’s not some misogynistic ideal, it’s fucking public indecency. Can I take my cock out under the table and feed my wife/girlfriend?<br/>No?<br/>Fuck you</p>
</blockquote>

<p>i genuinely cannot believe that you just compared a blowjob to breastfeeding oh my fucking god </p>
<p>getting a blowjob is a sexual thing and it also does not ‘feed’ anyone whereas breastfeeding is literally not even a sexual thing a baby is having food that they need to live like it’s nowhere near on the same level as getting a blowjob omg</p>
<p>if you are uncomfortable seeing a woman breastfeeding then that is <i>your</i> problem because <i>you</i> have oversexualised breasts so much that you can’t even stand seeing them being used for their actual purpose and also you’re an idiot</p>
<p>go eat your dinner in a public bathroom, you trash bag</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Friendly reminder that women breast-feeding in public wasn’t even considered taboo until a few decades ago.</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="770" data-orig-width="655"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/54fb4e33d5113e6d54cb8a2185b6da3c/tumblr_pcourvQmcq1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="770" data-orig-width="655"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="623" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5073818b47e3bf42f24d60efbc7cb2e1/tumblr_pcourwsBh41rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="623" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="640" data-orig-width="404"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8e61c444914d411246740e0b760f5501/tumblr_pcourw9Yh91rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="640" data-orig-width="404"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="479"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d97f42f00c81c3a02f58ac97af76c160/tumblr_pcourxgI0b1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="479"/></figure><p>Yes, that last one is literally a religious icon of Mary breast-feeding baby Jesus. If it’s good enough for religious artists from hundreds of years ago it’s good enough for me.</p>

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Books, Friends, and Memes: A Muslim, A Jew, A Christian, and an Atheist all walk in to a coffee shop... fb/the idealist ...And they Talk, Laugh, Drink coffee and became good friends. Its not a Joke. Its what happens when you're not an asshole. <p><a href="https://dimka234.tumblr.com/post/176402410286/positive-memes-crosspost-from" class="tumblr_blog">dimka234</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://positive-memes.tumblr.com/post/176401773805/crosspost-from-rchristianmemes" class="tumblr_blog">positive-memes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Crosspost from r/christianmemes</p></blockquote> <p>Nah bud that’s not what would happen because Muslims wouldn’t want to be friends with Christians and Jew so just shut up</p> <h2>Posts like this annoy we,</h2> <p class="npf_quote" data-npf='{"subtype":"quote"}'>Muslims don’t like you it says they shouldn’t like you in the Koran</p> <p>And I would be more then happy to show you the passages that say you should kill non Muslims</p> <p>So nobody’s a “asshole” its just the fact that Muslim people hate you unless the OP is Muslim and in that case they are spreading lies</p> </blockquote> <p>Igonrance like this is the reason why these prejudices exist. Most religious books tell you to kill other people, because they were written in a period when wars were common. Do you think the Bible doesn&rsquo;t tell you to kill non-believers? It does. </p> But people are not stupid. At least, good people are not stupid. They don&rsquo;t go around killing people because a book said so. So if a muslim or a christian kills people because the book said so, they&rsquo;re criminals. Because there are billions of other muslims who DON&rsquo;T kill people. Why do you take as an example one muslim killing people because the book said so, and you dont take as an example 3 billion muslims who DONT kill people?
Books, Friends, and Memes: A Muslim, A Jew, A Christian, and
 an Atheist all walk in to a coffee shop...
 fb/the idealist
 ...And they Talk, Laugh, Drink coffee and
 became good friends. Its not a Joke.
 Its what happens when you're not an asshole.
<p><a href="https://dimka234.tumblr.com/post/176402410286/positive-memes-crosspost-from" class="tumblr_blog">dimka234</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://positive-memes.tumblr.com/post/176401773805/crosspost-from-rchristianmemes" class="tumblr_blog">positive-memes</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Crosspost from r/christianmemes</p></blockquote>

<p>Nah bud that’s not what would happen because Muslims wouldn’t want to be friends with Christians and Jew so just shut up</p>
<h2>Posts like this annoy we,</h2>
<p class="npf_quote" data-npf='{"subtype":"quote"}'>Muslims don’t like you it says they shouldn’t like you in the Koran</p>
<p>And I would be more then happy to show you the passages that say you should kill non Muslims</p>
<p>So nobody’s a “asshole” its just the fact that Muslim people hate you unless the OP is Muslim and in that case they are spreading lies</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Igonrance like this is the reason why these prejudices exist.

Most religious books tell you to kill other people, because they were written in a period when wars were common. Do you think the Bible doesn&rsquo;t tell you to kill non-believers? It does.
</p>

But people are not stupid. At least, good people are not stupid. They don&rsquo;t go around killing people because a book said so.

So if a muslim or a christian kills people because the book said so, they&rsquo;re criminals. Because there are billions of other muslims who DON&rsquo;T kill people.

Why do you take as an example one muslim killing people because the book said so, and you dont take as an example 3 billion muslims who DONT kill people?

<p><a href="https://dimka234.tumblr.com/post/176402410286/positive-memes-crosspost-from" class="tumblr_blog">dimka234</a>:</p><blockquote> <...