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Advice, College, and Fresh: How many Tme FAILED iMes To Secome Sw cCessf e@cEoCHARLTE gce FATLED FAILED 2002fashion n Hots & erey) 2003erchol Online Serth Engine) Spit%Gome Con (xop Hop music Site FAILED 2605-2007 2007-2 YFTLED 007-20os SYG management (Arist Menagement coy) %- Now Travs Porter Street ket cess 2olo-Now Multi atium Record ceocharlie It took me 7 years of failure to become an over night success... I wanted to use this as motivation for everyone who has been trying and has those thoughts of quitting... You have to keep going! Each failure set me up for my next step. Every step of the way hurt... Each time I had to move on... Especially in 2007 when I dropped out of college to become a camera man for soulja boy. I dropped just about everything in my life to chase an opportunity Just 4-5 months later I got fired... Fell flat on my face. That is when I wanted to go into artist management. I signed a girl group and got them a record deal with Interscope records.... thought at that point my life was about to change! About 5 months later they let me go as their manager for "Ciara's" manager back then. I just couldn't get anywhere... Kept falling flat on my face....But I picked myself back up.. Pulled myself out of my depression and met "Travis Porter" this same week 8 years ago. I finally got my first success in business! After years of passing out Cds with my own 2 hands with my business partners... We have gone on to sell millions and millions in music with our company street execs with Travis Porter, 2 Chainz, bankroll fresh, young Dolph and many others.... We've been nominated for Grammys and have had 8 world tours. It simply takes time... Use my story as your motivation... My advice to you is... Make mistakes faster... And get up stronger! Share this with a friend gucci-flipflops: Motivation

gucci-flipflops: Motivation

Life, Meme, and Stephen: This is Dr. Dennis H. Klatt You probably never heard of him He is the American computer scientist who gave Stephen Hawking his artificial voice in the winter of 1987, at least 5 years before it would have been available. Over 300 individual recording clips of Dr. Klatts actual voice are what we heard when Stephen Hawking 'spoke'. Dr. Klatt knew Stephen Hawkings life expectancy was short, so he completed the programming in record time. Stephen Hawking was extremely grateful and sent Dr. Klatt a personal letter of thanks and an invitation to visit him. It was not meant to be. Dr. Klatt died of cancer less than a year later. He had worked on the voice program while undergoing chemotherapy, and (ironically) even after the cancer had taken his own voice. Over the years, every time Professor Hawkings voice technology was upgraded he was offered 'better', more natural sounding voices, even one that was customized to sound like his original voice, British accent included. He always refused, saying "Thank you, no, my late friend Dennis voice IS my voice". awesomacious: Not really sure if it’s a meme, but I think it’s pretty wholesome

awesomacious: Not really sure if it’s a meme, but I think it’s pretty wholesome

Good, Record, and Voice: Adding comments to your code so others can understand it Gentleman Voice record yourself speaking out each line of code explaining what it means Perfect Gentleman Always employ good programming practices

Always employ good programming practices

Rap, Fuck, and Record: lil arab @sweatyhairy right now there's a couple in a studio apartment getting ready to record an acoustic cover of a rap song and there's nothing you can do to stop them 12:40 PM 03 Dec 18 4,221 Retweets 36K Likes lil arab @sweatyhairy 1d oh fuck he's reaching for the ukelele O5 56 1278

Record, Success, and Election: 2019 ATIVE 2019 2019 RECORD BREAKING SUCCESS Our economy is BOOMING since my election!

Our economy is BOOMING since my election!

Anaconda, Run, and Usain Bolt: HE MAKES SPEEDY GONZALES LOOKLIKE REGULAR GONZALES! Spectator reacting to Usain Bolts world record 100 meter run, 19 August 2009

Spectator reacting to Usain Bolts world record 100 meter run, 19 August 2009

Memes, World Cup, and Break: KUMAR SANGAKKARA HOLDS THE RECORD OF MOST CENTURIES (4) IN A SINGLE WORLD CUP INDIA CAN ANYONE BREAK THAT RECORD IN 2019? Can any batsman break Kumar Sangakkara's record?

Can any batsman break Kumar Sangakkara's record?

Party, Record, and Text: CO TRUMP PEN CE DEMOCRATS' RADICAL AGENDA OUT OF TOUCH WITH REGULAR AMERICANS STUDIO 45 TRUMP TOWER TEXT TRUMP TO 88022 TO SUBSCRIBE My proven record of conservatism has led to MASSIVE support for my re-election by Republicans. Our party is united!

My proven record of conservatism has led to MASSIVE support for my re-election by Republicans. Our party is united!

Life, Memes, and Stephen: This is Dr. Dennis H. Klatt You probably never heard of him He is the American computer scientist who gave Stephen Hawking his artificial voice in the winter of 1987, at least 5 years before it would have been available. Over 300 individual recording clips of Dr. Klatts actual voice are what we heard when Stephen Hawking spoke' Dr. Klatt knew Stephen Hawkings life expectancy was short, so he completed the programming in record time. Stephen Hawking was extremely grateful and sent Dr. Klatt a personal letter of thanks and an invitation to visit him. It was not meant to be. Dr. Klatt died of cancer less than a year later. He had worked on the voice program while undergoing chemotherapy, and (ironically) even after the cancer had taken his own voice. Over the years, every time Professor Hawkings voice technology was upgraded he was offered 'better', more natural sounding voices, even one that was customized to sound like his original voice, British accent included. He always refused, saying "Thank you, no, my late friend Dennis voice IS my voice". https://t.co/csci9Dv2db

https://t.co/csci9Dv2db

Funny, Money, and Spider: clim a PLANT KILLER What Kind of Light Do You Get? None See it's Dark In Here Tons Decent Have Room for Major Growth What Size Plant? Large & Dramatic Small & Stylish Sky's the Limit! Nothing Too Giant Umbrella Plant Rubber Snake Plant Plant Jade or Chinese Money Plant 久똑 mgPETa a PLANT EATER How Do You Describe Your Style? Beachy Tropical Traditional Mid-Century How Green is Your Thumb? Rubber Plant Areca Palm I Have a l Need Decent Track Something Record Easy Maidenhair Fern Boston Fern Spider Plant What Kind of Plant Do You Want? Something Leafy & Luscious More Minimalist Want a Climber? ZZ Plant Yes No Thanks Pothos How about Flowers? Shrug. Don't Yes! Really Care Bonus! Cast Iron Peace Lily my plare o SUPER SMALL How About a Hanging Plant? Yes! No! Where's the Best Spot? Where Can You Squeeze One In? . MOn My windowsil Sunny Windowsi Bookcase Top of Bathroom Wall Spider Succulents Aloe English Ivy Plant Pothos Staghorn Fern Jade herbwicc: plantinghuman: Funny way to find out which plant you might like to buy. Source: apartmenttherapy.com FOR MY FOLLOWERS THAT HAVE DIFFICULTY CARING FOR PLANTS AND ASK WHAT THEY SHOULD BUY, THIS IS REALLY GREAT!!

herbwicc: plantinghuman: Funny way to find out which plant you might like to buy. Source: apartmenttherapy.com FOR MY FOLLOWERS THAT HAV...

Parents, Teacher, and Tumblr: A Hungarian psychologist wrote a book on how to raise a genius. He proposed his ideas to a teacher. They married and raised three chess grandmasters, two of them became record-breakers and one even became the first female to beat the top ranked male THE META PICTURE lolzandtrollz: Epic Parents Raise Epic Kids

lolzandtrollz: Epic Parents Raise Epic Kids

killjoyhistory: Gerard Way Gerard Way listens to Danger Days and livetweets his thoughts (3/31/2013).

Sports, Record, and Wiki: SPORTS Rapper Briefly Identifies as Female, Smashes Female Deadlifting Record, Goes Back to Identifying as Male British rapper Zuby now owns the female deadlift record. Published 3 hours ago on Mar 6, 2019 By Peter D'Abrosca outstanding Tove Y aparezcamos todos en la wiki

Y aparezcamos todos en la wiki

Crying, Dancing, and Love: LOVE IS THE SMELL OF SUNSCREEN WARM CEMENT UNDER YOUR FEET, DANCING TO AN OLD RECORD MIDNIGHT SNACKING ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR, CLASSIC MOVIE MARATHONS, WOOD FLOORS AND BAY WINDOWS, LAUGHING UNTIL YOU CR CRYING UNTIL YOU LAUGH, THE REALIZATION THAT YOU DON'T KNow EVERYTHING, THE REALIZATION THAT YOU WANT TO, LOVE IS PAINFUL, LOVE IS PERFECT, LOVE IS EVERYTHING.

New York, News, and Thank You: Pinned Tweet Sir Michael @Michael1979 Jan 18 Received some very disappointing news today LD REC TM Guinness World Records 45 W 45th St, New York NY 10036 Dear Michael, Thank you for your letter of January 7th 2019. We are always eager to hear of new world record att memorized pi to two decimal places falls some distance short of the current record and we will not be sending a member of our Records Management Team to evaluate it. Furthermore, pi is not equ automatically invalidate your record attempt regardless empts. Unfortunately, however, your claim to have 495 38.9K 231.8K Ah poor lad

Ah poor lad

Life, Cancer, and Match: @contentoday Record 4,855 people stand in the rain for hours to see if they are a stem cell match for a 5 year old boy, battling a rare type of cancer in hope to save his life Right in the feels

Right in the feels

Memes, Colorado, and Flickr: Lake City Public Schools LAKE CITY, COLORADO Record of. Eelich Nach Who Grade Days Present418 1719 /3 2612 Times Tardy 20 Application一具118-3. B:Ed. 0.0 Readin Spelling Language--.. Geography History … Civil Gov't Arithmetic 62717 878 579 writing20 38 90 222670 Drawing... eacher Original Photo Credit: Kyle Harmon Ihttps://www.flickr.com/photos/wkharmon/5091437655 Remember these?

Remember these?

Life, Stephen, and Stephen Hawking: This is Dr. Dennis H. Klatt You probably never heard of him He is the American computer scientist who gave Stephen Hawking his artificial voice in the winter of 1987, at least 5 years before it would have been available. Over 300 individual recording clips of Dr. Klatts actual voice are what we heard when Stephen Hawking 'spoke'. Dr. Klatt knew Stephen Hawkings life expectancy was short, so he completed the programming in record time. Stephen Hawking was extremely grateful and sent Dr. Klatt a personal letter of thanks and an invitation to visit him. It was not meant to be. Dr. Klatt died of cancer less than a year later. He had worked on the voice program while undergoing chemotherapy, and (ironically) even after the cancer had taken his own voice. Over the years, every time Professor Hawkings voice technology was upgraded he was offered 'better', more natural sounding voices, even one that was customized to sound like his original voice, British accent included. He always refused, saying "Thank you, no, my late friend Dennis voice IS my voice". Wholesome Hawkings

Wholesome Hawkings

Life, Meme, and Stephen: This is Dr. Dennis H. Klatt You probably never heard of him He is the American computer scientist who gave Stephen Hawking his artificial voice in the winter of 1987, at least 5 years before it would have been available. Over 300 individual recording clips of Dr. Klatts actual voice are what we heard when Stephen Hawking 'spoke'. Dr. Klatt knew Stephen Hawkings life expectancy was short, so he completed the programming in record time. Stephen Hawking was extremely grateful and sent Dr. Klatt a personal letter of thanks and an invitation to visit him. It was not meant to be. Dr. Klatt died of cancer less than a year later. He had worked on the voice program while undergoing chemotherapy, and (ironically) even after the cancer had taken his own voice. Over the years, every time Professor Hawkings voice technology was upgraded he was offered 'better', more natural sounding voices, even one that was customized to sound like his original voice, British accent included. He always refused, saying "Thank you, no, my late friend Dennis voice IS my voice". Not really sure if it’s a meme, but I think it’s pretty wholesome

Not really sure if it’s a meme, but I think it’s pretty wholesome

Alive, Head, and Bear: WHAT TO DO IF A BEAR ATTACKS YOU AND ALL YOU HAVE IS A KNIFE 1. Remain calm, stand still.2. Stab repeatedly until you die YOU ARE GOING TO DIE ANYWAY.MIGHTASWELL TRY TO BEAT THE RECORD FOR PRE-DEATH BEAR STABS WHICH IS 12. BEARS DONT EXPLODE THEY BURST INTO MORE BEARS DO NOT SHOOT AT BEARS BEARS HAVE A NATURAL INSTINCT TO FLIP OVER THE BULLETS AND KILL YOU HOW TO AVOID BEAR HEADLOCKS 1. Detach head 2. Discard TP BEARMAGEDDON COM BEAR SURVIVAL TIP BEFRIEND SOMEONE FATTER THAN YOU A GUIDE TO HAND TO HAND COMBAT WITH BEARS RIGHT CROSS FRONT KICK UPPER CUT INEFFECTIVE JUMPING SUPLEX PILEDRIVER ROUNDHOUSE X INEFFECTIVE X INEFFECTIVE ON HOW TO PUNCH A BEAR WARNING: DANGEROUS l. Find a bear 2. Make a fist. 3. Die. NOT RECOMMENDED FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE ALIVE BEAR ATTACK TIP: TRY TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK BIGGER Bigger No, bigger Not even close IT ONLY WORKS IF YOU CAN LOOK BIGGER THAN THE BEAR BEAR ATTACK TIP: F ATTACKED, PLAY DEAD IT WILL BE GOOD PRACTICE FOR WHEN YOU DIE A COUPLE MINUTES LATER How to survive a bear attack

How to survive a bear attack

Memes, Chiefs, and Record: .@Chiefs working on record-setting deal for WR Tyreek Hill: https://t.co/c7vhKI7uR3 (via @RapSheet) https://t.co/j7j01cXZR7

.@Chiefs working on record-setting deal for WR Tyreek Hill: https://t.co/c7vhKI7uR3 (via @RapSheet) https://t.co/j7j01cXZR7

Alive, Head, and Bear: WHAT TO DO IF A BEAR ATTACKS YOU AND ALL YOU HAVE IS A KNIFE 1. Remain calm, stand still.2. Stab repeatedly until you die YOU ARE GOING TO DIE ANYWAY.MIGHTASWELL TRY TO BEAT THE RECORD FOR PRE-DEATH BEAR STABS WHICH IS 12. BEARS DONT EXPLODE THEY BURST INTO MORE BEARS DO NOT SHOOT AT BEARS BEARS HAVE A NATURAL INSTINCT TO FLIP OVER THE BULLETS AND KILL YOU HOW TO AVOID BEAR HEADLOCKS 1. Detach head 2. Discard TP BEARMAGEDDON COM BEAR SURVIVAL TIP BEFRIEND SOMEONE FATTER THAN YOU A GUIDE TO HAND TO HAND COMBAT WITH BEARS RIGHT CROSS FRONT KICK UPPER CUT INEFFECTIVE JUMPING SUPLEX PILEDRIVER ROUNDHOUSE X INEFFECTIVE X INEFFECTIVE ON HOW TO PUNCH A BEAR WARNING: DANGEROUS l. Find a bear 2. Make a fist. 3. Die. NOT RECOMMENDED FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE ALIVE BEAR ATTACK TIP: TRY TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK BIGGER Bigger No, bigger Not even close IT ONLY WORKS IF YOU CAN LOOK BIGGER THAN THE BEAR BEAR ATTACK TIP: F ATTACKED, PLAY DEAD IT WILL BE GOOD PRACTICE FOR WHEN YOU DIE A COUPLE MINUTES LATER How to survive a bear attack

How to survive a bear attack

Memes, Nfl, and Verizon: VERTICAL JUMP verizon T F NFL SCOUTING COMBINE verizon OKAY. @Juan_Thornhill just jumped 44" in the vertical! One inch shy of the Combine record 😱 @UVAFootball | #NFLCombine https://t.co/zLjWB4tHIl

OKAY. @Juan_Thornhill just jumped 44" in the vertical! One inch shy of the Combine record 😱 @UVAFootball | #NFLCombine https://t.co/zLjWB...

College, Memes, and Nobel Prize: Republicans want you to think Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is a ditzy bartender. Let's set the record straight: She graduated from Boston University, where she studied economics and international relations. During college she interned for Democratic Senator Ted Kennedy of Mass. and worked on immigration issues As a high school senior Ocasio-Cortez won a prize in microbiology at the Intel International Science and Engineering Fair, the largest pre-college scientific research event in the world. Alumni of the ISEF have gone on to lead major companies and win the Nobel Prize. On Nov. 6, Ocasio-Cortez won 78% of the vote to represent New York's 14th district AOC IS A SMART YOUNG WOMAN WHO CAN THINK FOR HERSELF. AND THE GOP IS TERRIFIED SHE

Phone, Weird, and White People: Dani Fernandez @msdanifernandez Fun trick: when someone says they thought you would sound more black or more latino ask them what that sounds like, and then take out your phone and record it This Latina used one weird trick to get what she wanted- white people HATE her

This Latina used one weird trick to get what she wanted- white people HATE her

Memes, Verizon, and Chase: BINE DASH COMBINE NF Montez DL Sweat 51 COMBINE 10-YD SPLIT 4O-YD DASH UNOFFICIAL TIMES 0.00 0.00 verizon Chase Winovich Oshane Ximines .@HailStateFB DL Montez Sweat just ran a 4.42u! 🔥🔥🔥 An #NFLCombine record for DL if official (since '03). @_sweat9 📺: @nflnetwork https://t.co/zR5G1M2RyR

.@HailStateFB DL Montez Sweat just ran a 4.42u! 🔥🔥🔥 An #NFLCombine record for DL if official (since '03). @_sweat9 📺: @nflnetwork https://...

Anaconda, Record, and Wilt Chamberlain: B R 100 Wilt Chamberlain scored 100 points on March 2, 1962 57 years later, still a record

Wilt Chamberlain scored 100 points on March 2, 1962 57 years later, still a record

England, New England Patriots, and Patriotic: 2001 2002 20032004 2005 2006 2007 2008 2009 SUPER BOWL BOWL HAMPIONSHIP HAMPIONSHIP HAMPIONSHIP CHAMPIONSHIP CHAMPIONSHIP PLAYOFFS PLAYOFFS PLAYOFFS PLAYOFF PLAYOFFS PLAYOFFS PLAYOFF 11-5 I 9-7 14-2 14-2 10-6 12-4 16-0 11-5 10-6 XLIX CHAMPIONSHIP CHAMPIONSHIP CHAMPIONSHIP CHAMPIONSHIP CHAMPIONSHIP' HAMPIONSHIP CHAMPIONSHIP HAMPIONSHIP PLAYOFFS PLAYOFFS PLAYOFFS PLAYOFFS PLAYOFFS PLAYOFFS PLAYOFFS PLAYOFFS PLAYOFFS 14-2 13-3 12-4 12-4 12-4 12-414-213-3 11-5 2010 2011 20122013 20142015 2016 2017 2018 YEARS PLAYOFF APPEARANCES: 16 TOTAL RECORD 220-68 (.764) 18 NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS 2001-2018 FCAPEAANCES 132 SB APPEARANCES SB CHAMPIONSHIPS https://t.co/k3FW4d6FBi

https://t.co/k3FW4d6FBi

England, Memes, and New England Patriots: 2001 2002 20032004 2005 2006 2007 2008 2009 SUPER BOWL BOWL HAMPIONSHIP HAMPIONSHIP HAMPIONSHIP CHAMPIONSHIP CHAMPIONSHIP PLAYOFFS PLAYOFFS PLAYOFFS PLAYOFF PLAYOFFS PLAYOFFS PLAYOFF 11-5 I 9-7 14-2 14-2 10-6 12-4 16-0 11-5 10-6 XLIX CHAMPIONSHIP CHAMPIONSHIP CHAMPIONSHIP CHAMPIONSHIP CHAMPIONSHIP' HAMPIONSHIP CHAMPIONSHIP HAMPIONSHIP PLAYOFFS PLAYOFFS PLAYOFFS PLAYOFFS PLAYOFFS PLAYOFFS PLAYOFFS PLAYOFFS PLAYOFFS 14-2 13-3 12-4 12-4 12-4 12-414-213-3 11-5 2010 2011 20122013 20142015 2016 2017 2018 YEARS PLAYOFF APPEARANCES: 16 TOTAL RECORD 220-68 (.764) 18 NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS 2001-2018 FCAPEAANCES 132 SB APPEARANCES SB CHAMPIONSHIPS https://t.co/k3FW4d6FBi

https://t.co/k3FW4d6FBi

Chill, Food, and Lazy: Lazy record store employee Lately the bird food has been disappearing from the container inexplicably. We just found the culprit. Expert level chill from the local shelter animalsnaps:Animal snaps

animalsnaps:Animal snaps

Memes, True, and Power: OWER POWER A new #NFLCombine record for true running backs (since '03) 34 BENCH PRESS reps for @KStateFB RB @Alex_Barnes34! 💪💪💪 https://t.co/M0xH8hO4Vv

A new #NFLCombine record for true running backs (since '03) 34 BENCH PRESS reps for @KStateFB RB @Alex_Barnes34! 💪💪💪 https://t.co/M0xH8hO4V...

Dude, Memes, and Awkward: mathed-potatoes Yesterday I went to dinner to catch up with my buddy from the math department, and he told me this story about how he ran the city marathon in 2 hours, 59 minutes. That's an amazing time. He was 19th out of thousands. He was doing pretty well for the first half, but then his ankle started to hurt. He slowed down for a bit, but then this girl he passed before passed him, and he started overthinking whether or not it was awkward to pass the same person multiple times, and, like, what if they small-talked about it? He decided it was better to pass her and stay ahead, so he picked up the pace. A few miles later, he fell in with two dude- bros who started talking to him. Not pleased to find himself in the company of dude-bros, he pulled ahead once again. This continued for a while; every time he got closed to a group of other marathoners, his social anxiety kicked in and he ran faster because he felt nervous being near people. TL:DR A mathematician ran an record marathon to avoid making small-talk with randos. He introverted his way into qualifying for the Boston marathon. Source: mathed-potatoes An interesting title🤔

An interesting title🤔

Birthday, Memes, and Nba: miles DRLLAS 17 Happy 20th birthday @luka7doncic Youngest ever to win EuroLeague MVP 2nd youngest in NBA history to record a triple-double Youngest with a 30 PT triple-double Youngest with 7 3PTS 1st rookie since The Big O to average 20 PTS, 7 REB & 5 AST https://t.co/YPRyo5dWdZ

Happy 20th birthday @luka7doncic Youngest ever to win EuroLeague MVP 2nd youngest in NBA history to record a triple-double Youngest wit...

Record, Sausage, and You: Therapist: Record sausage isn't real. It won't harm you. Record Sausage:

Record, Irl, and Me IRL: UNDER ME, IT'S NOW 2018. THATS THE HIGHEST NUMBER YEAR ON RECORD PEN CE RICA AGAI Me irl

Me irl

Dank, Record, and World: This little guy just broke a world record, by catching a frisbee that traveled 83 yards 😱🙌

This little guy just broke a world record, by catching a frisbee that traveled 83 yards 😱🙌

Dank, Bible, and Record: LAD BIBLE ALLIANCE This dog just casually completed an 83-yard frisbee catch, breaking a world record in the process! 😱🐶

This dog just casually completed an 83-yard frisbee catch, breaking a world record in the process! 😱🐶

Bigfoot, Target, and Tumblr: WOW BIGFOOT! NO ONE HAS SEEN YOU FOR WELL, AFTER MY GIRLFRIEND DUMPED ME I CAME TO YEARS, WHAT HAVE OU BETHESE WOODS DOING ALL TO RECORD THIS TIME?A BREAKUP ALBUM WHAT GENRE?/VAPORWAV BIGFOOT IT'S E.2019. vAPORWAVESHIT AH IS DEAD ONEGIANTHAND.COM onegianthand:Bigfoot

onegianthand:Bigfoot

Kobe Bryant, Los Angeles Lakers, and Memes: The 2012-13 Lakers and 2018-2019 Lakers both had a 29-30 record after 59 games. 2013 Lakers finished 45-37 with a 34 year old Kobe Bryant and made the Playoffs. Can a 34 year old LeBron do the same? B_NBAMEMES wish AKERS 23 AKERS 24 How far will the Lakers go? 👀🔥 - Follow @_nbamemes._

How far will the Lakers go? 👀🔥 - Follow @_nbamemes._

Record, Sausage, and You: Therapist: Record sausage isn't real. It won't harm you. Record Sausage: I have a record sausage myself

I have a record sausage myself

Twitter, Free, and Record: Recent Tweet you should see TheOdd1sOut @theodd1sout Footage of the French Revolution is Royalty free 2:41 PM 21 Feb 19 Twitter Web Client Written record from a journalist during the French revolution (1789)

Written record from a journalist during the French revolution (1789)

Memes, Milwaukee Bucks, and Nba: When you realize despite the Warriors having all these players, the Milwaukee Bucks are 44-14 and still have the best record in the NBA BUCK 34. Q NBAMEMES 35 23 ARR 30 ARRI ARR How far will the Bucks go this season? 👀🔥 - Follow @_nbamemes._

How far will the Bucks go this season? 👀🔥 - Follow @_nbamemes._

Memes, The Worst, and Record: When you ask them to record your heaviest set and they cut off the amount of weight you're lifting in the vided 1G: @thegainz THE WORST 😤😤😤

THE WORST 😤😤😤

Dude, Nba, and Best: This dude is avg'ing 20,11 and 8 and is the leader of the team with 2nd best record in west Nikola Jokic with an MVP like season 🔥

Nikola Jokic with an MVP like season 🔥

Abc, Ass, and Definitely: memewhore A Boston woman dressed as a sloth was one of the first eliminated on 'The Bachelor I'mnot sure if this is a surprise to anyone but for the record I'm still single. Alex Dillon wore a sloth costume on the season premiere of "The Bachelor.-ABC/Craig Sjoding ABC/Rick Rowel sassy-echidna Aka men on the bachelor have no taste rainbow-quartz-hates-terfs I don't know what generic ass white man they had on but she was too good for him anyway florapatite no but you don't get it, the reason for the sloth costume is that the bachelors big thing about him is he's a virgin (i know it's ridiculous). so she comes out of this god damn limo slowly flailing about and goes, "heeeeeellllooooooo. i heeeeeaaaaard yoooooou liiiiike tooooo taaaaaake iiiiit sloooooooooo0oooooow" and it was the best thing i've ever seen on the bachelor and he definitely didnt deserve her

Books, Energy, and Music: This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It's like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and l create music. Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a harmony. I use short sentences. And I use sentences of medium length. And sometimes when l am certain the reader is rested, I will engage him with a sentence of considerable length, a sentence that burns with energy and builds with all the impetus of a crescendo, the roll of the drums, the crash of the cymbals-sounds that say listen to this, it is important So write with a combination of short, medium, and long sentences. Create a sound that pleases the reader's ear. Don't just write words. Write music. Gary Provost sol1056: scripturient-manipulator: bookmania: Seven years after, I see you again 😚 Guys this completely changed my writing, heed it. I often do an entire draft just looking at sentence variation and oftentimes the results are absolutely transformative in the difference. If I were to list everything from Gary Provost that changed my writing, I’d just be quoting all his books back at you. If you can find a copy of Make Every Word Count, get it, read it. None of this navel-gazing about creativity; he gets into the weeds of how to use words to create stories. Brilliant stuff.

sol1056: scripturient-manipulator: bookmania: Seven years after, I see you again 😚 Guys this completely changed my writing, heed it. I ...

Nintendo, Omg, and Tumblr: Greg Sewart @sewart 2h In 2011 Satoru Iwata took a pay cut to the tune of $350,000 and the board took 20-30% cuts so that they didn't have to lay people off at Nintendo. In 2017 Bobby Kotick reportedly earned somewhere around $30m. He reported record earmings for Activision in 2018. Cut 800 jobs. omg-humor: The 2 sides of humanity. The very best, and the very worst.

omg-humor: The 2 sides of humanity. The very best, and the very worst.

Twitter, Free, and Record: Recent Tweet you should see TheOdd1sOut @theodd1sout Footage of the French Revolution is Royalty free 2:41 PM 21 Feb 19 Twitter Web Client Written record from a journalist during the French revolution (1789)

Written record from a journalist during the French revolution (1789)

Fake, Memes, and News: SINCE THE ELECTION Over 5.3 million jobs created. Economic growth hit 4.2 percent. Secured $6 billion in NEW funding to fight the opioid epidemic. Signed Right-To-Try legislation. Moved U.S. Embassy to Jerusalem. Helped win U.S. bid for the 2028 Summer Olympics in Los Angeles Confirmed Supreme Court Justices Neil Gorsuch and Brett Kavanaugh. Secured record $700 billion in military funding. ONOAGE SKIDMORE. CC BY 20 Fake News Democrats don't want you to know the truth about President Trump's great achievements. But, we do! Show your support for President Trump now! >> https://nrcc.news/2E0WcIQ

Fake News Democrats don't want you to know the truth about President Trump's great achievements. But, we do! Show your support for President...

Ufc, Record, and Today: Georges St-Pierre officially announced his retirement today. 3x UFC Welterweight Champ 26-2 record LEGEND.

Georges St-Pierre officially announced his retirement today. 3x UFC Welterweight Champ 26-2 record LEGEND.

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