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Memes, Nice, and Ar 15: HOW NICE! MY AR-15 DECIDED TO COOK MEDINNER YOU SEE, IF YOU RAISE-YOUR AR-15'S PROPERLY,THEY DON'T GROW UP TO BE MURDERERS

Memes, Cunt, and 🤖: RAISE YOUR HAND I YOURE A BIT OFA CUNT Cuntology

Cuntology

Cartoon Network, Memes, and Cartoon: Raise your hand CARTOON If you still miss the old cartoon network

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Memes, Live, and 🤖: gen Representative Jim Moran said that members of Congress cannot afford to live "decently" off $174,000. A He wants to give Congress a raise! SHARE if you think Congress doesn't deserve a raise!

Children, Dank, and Energy: SUMMER 2K18 Lazy parents raise better kids. I posted a photo of our 13-year-old doing her end-of-the-month calculations. She handles our household grocery budget each month. I was shocked at how many messages I got telling me she was too young to have so much responsibility. They labeled me a lazy mom and I took it as a compliment (though I’m not sure that’s how it was meant lol). I’m purposefully lazy and my kids are thriving because of it. I have more energy than most, I could easily handle everything for them but I don’t because I want them to learn to do it for themselves. I love the harsh, judgmental looks and comments I get from other parents when they see my kids doing things deemed “too hard” for them. “What a lazy mom. Those poor kids,” they whisper. Yeah, well they can judge me all they want but I’m preparing my kids to not need me. And I personally believe that’s the greatest gift I can give them. I think we severely underestimate our children. They are far more capable and dependable than we will allow them to be. Most of us are over-scheduled control freaks and we don’t create the time we need to let our kids try and fail and then try again. We’re too busy to be lazy and it’s hurting our kids. Children that are treated like they are capable become capable. And it starts small...it starts with the toddler who wants to help do the dishes and you end up with a tsunami in your dish room or the 4-year-old who wants to take the trash out when you’re on your way out the door-- it takes 20 minutes instead of the 2 it would have taken you because the trash bag is the same size as them, it got a hole in it 'cause it was dragging the ground and you pretty much have to sanitize their whole body now 'cause they’ve somehow managed to touch every part of the trash bag. Now you’re late for your appointment but your kid is feeling empowered and damn it, that needs to be worth it. It takes patience and determination to be a lazy parent. Because the way they do it won’t be perfect (at first) -- they’ll make ungodly messes, it will be crooked and mismatched, things will break, and it will likely take 4 times longer than if you just did it yourself. And it’s hard to watch them struggle, we love them and we want to make life easy for them. But life isn’t easy, it’s f*cking hard and we are doing them a great disservice when we don’t let them struggle and prove to themselves that they are little badasses. I've noticed a lot of people wait because they are going to get hurt, they don’t have time or they like their house to stay looking magazine worthy -- and a 3-year-old learning to organize their own space or make their own breakfast has rough edges. The struggle is real, but you simply need to get over it because raising capable adults doesn’t start at age 16 when they can’t do anything for themselves; it starts at age 3 when they need you to back off and let them make a tsunami in your dish room. Do yourself and your kids a favor and be a lazy parent. Back off and let them try. Brooke Hampton, "lazy mom of three wildly capable humans" (via Barefoot Five)

Lazy parents raise better kids. I posted a photo of our 13-year-old doing her end-of-the-month calculations. She handles our household groc...

Finance, Head, and Marriage: MEET GARY WEBB IN 1996, GARY EXPOSED HOW THE CIA HIRED DRUG TRAFFICKERS, TO SELL MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF COCAINE IN THE UNITED STATES, IN ORDER TO RAISE UNTRACEABLE FUNDS TO FINANCE A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION WHO WERE TRYING TO OVERTHROW THE NICARAGUAN GOVERNMENT. THESE MASSIVE SHIPMENTS OF COCAINE ULTIMATELY SPARKED THE CRACK EPIDEMIC THAT DECİMATED INNER CITIES DURING THE 90'S. AS A RESULT MAINSTREAM MEDIA VILIFIED GARY WEBB & DESTROYED HIS CAREER, WHICH ALSO DESTROYED HIS MARRIAGE. BUT HE REFUSED TO BACK DOWN. IN 2004 HE WAS FOUND DEAD WITH 2 BULLET WOUNDS TO HIS HEAD. HIS DEATH WAS RULED A SUICIDE. THIS MAN LITERALLY LOST EVERYTHING TO GIVE US A GLIMPSE OF THE TRUTH. DON'T LET HIS MEMORY OR WHAT HE STOOD FOR FADE Is this crack guy thing true?

Is this crack guy thing true?

Memes, Florida, and Kids: 19, legally an adult. Can raise kids. Can enlist. Can vote. Denied the right to self-defense in Florida...

Bad, College, and Money: Since 1978, the cost of: College tuition increased by Medical care increased by 601% Housing costs increased by 1,120% 380% Meanwhile, the pay of: Typical workers rose by just 10% Minimum wage workers fell by 5.5% Average CEOs increased by 927% <a href="https://tardigradetheking.tumblr.com/post/175649952934/libertarirynn-phenoniix-ohgodhesloose" class="tumblr_blog">tardigradetheking</a>: <blockquote><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175647551014/phenoniix-ohgodhesloose-phroyd-thank-your" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:<blockquote> <a href="https://phenoniix.tumblr.com/post/169484127943/ohgodhesloose-phroyd-thank-your-local" class="tumblr_blog">phenoniix</a>: <blockquote> <a href="http://ohgodhesloose.tumblr.com/post/165576888069/phroyd-thank-your-local-republican" class="tumblr_blog">ohgodhesloose</a>: <blockquote> <a href="http://phroyd.tumblr.com/post/165564765162/thank-your-local-republican-phroyd" class="tumblr_blog">phroyd</a>: <blockquote> <h2>Thank Your Local Republican!</h2> <a href="http://phroyd.tumblr.com">Phroyd</a> </blockquote> Eat the rich </blockquote> this is why old ppl never realize what they’re saying when they say “when i was your age i payed for my tuition all by myself” yeah well sorry susan my tuition is $35,000 a year and i make $7 an hour </blockquote> I see we’re still playing “blame teh repooblicans for bad economy” game. </blockquote> seeing as the democrats try to raise the minimum wage (see Burnie sanders) and that the republicans are the party of big business as well as the fact that most red states are welfare queens who take in more money from the government then taxes take outyes it is the republicans fault</blockquote> > acting like raising minimum-wage helps the economy> conveniently forgetting the massive left-leaning welfare statesTop kek

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Fail, Family, and Feminism: I swear, one more "lol men are mediocre" post crosses my dash and I'm going to completely lose it. Like... is that something you'd say to the face of the men in your life? There is probably at least one guy you care about, whether it's a family member or a friend or a former mentor. Could you really look that person in the face and go Imao men are mediocre? And if not, can you maybe consider that they might stumble across your stupid stupid, stupid poorly-considered rant and think that it's about them? And that's not all. Most of y'all who post this crap consider yourselves to be SJWs. Fighting for the fucking side of right, all that. If you do this-if you constantly post about how men are terrible and mediocre- you're fucking terrible at social justice. Have you considered that your PROTECT XYZ GROUP] AT ALL COSTS rhetoric is completely empty and shallow if you're not willing to protect all members of that group? Have you fucking considered that some men are POC or queer or trans or disabled? If you post "DISABLED PEOPLE ARE AWESOME" and "QUEER PEOPLE ARE AWESOME" every five minutes and then follow it up with "LOL MEN THO, we know how you really feel. Your support for disabled people or queer people only extends to vague internet platitudes. When it comes to, you know, not triggering people with depression, or anxiety, or impostor syndrome? Haha, who cares, there are men to make fun of on the internet! In less pretentious language: your support means jackshit. Social justice is supposed to be about making the world a less shitty place. It's supposed to be about making the world a place where no one gets hurt for things they can't help, no matter what race, creed, or gender they happen to be If you're not willing to do that? If you're more interested in petty, mean bullshit against a group you don't like than helping people? If your "SJ" is more about sticking it to men or white people or str8s or The Cis than it is about helping raise the people you want to help out? You fucking fail at justice. You're looking for an excuse to be mean. Either admit that you just want an excuse to be mean, or stop doing this. Shit or get off the pot. Signed: A queer, trans, disabled man who is so tired of your crap you don't even know #about teh menz #men and feminism #sj malarkey #general malarkey #twitter malarkey #teminist malarkey #(goddammit stop making me use the feminist malarkey tag) #(i AM a feminist) #(y'all are gonna drive me to drink) #the earl speaks拱he earl rants See all 1.279 notes A perfect response for tumble feminist

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Memes, Money, and Government: WHYARETUİTİONANDHEALTHCARE PRICES SO HIGIH? NTUSA IFIKNEW THE GOVERNMENT WEREHANDING OUT MONEY.D RAISE MY PRICESTOO Why Can't Leftists Understand This??

Why Can't Leftists Understand This??

Children, Hungry, and Life: Loni (Deluxe Edition) @AmazonLoni Y'all so pro-life but don't think about the lives of the mothers. Or orphans. Or foster children. Or the poor. Or the abused kids whose parents didn't want them. Y'all just care about the fetuses you didn't help make, won't raise, and won't think about once they're born. Save it. What happens when that child is born, despite the parents wishes? Y'all gone give them a "good job, proud of you" and go terrorize the next unwilling parent while that child is brought up poor, hungry, abused, in the foster system, etc. You not helping, so shut up.

Advice, Tumblr, and Animal: TELL MV BOSS I'M LOOKING FOR A NEW JOB HE OFFERS TO GIVE ME A RAISE FOR ME TO CONTINUE WORKING THERE mematic.net <a href="http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/post/175362353056/i-didnt-think-i-was-actually-going-to-tell-him" class="tumblr_blog">advice-animal</a>: <blockquote>I didn’t think i was actually going to tell him but it worked out!</blockquote>

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A Dream, Baseball, and Meme: placentalmammal-deactivated2017 i had a dream that the latest meme was attributing all human achievement to a little league baseball team. like "wow, the pyramids of giza are stunning! those boys sure are talented, building pyramids to raise money for their trip to regionals!" "its really incredible that the redhawks synthesized penicillin and invented vaccination. not as incredible as their 12-2 season record, though!" bisexualpiratequeen that'd be a pretty good meme Not the image, the concept via /r/MemeEconomy <a href="https://ift.tt/2tMlw02">https://ift.tt/2tMlw02</a>

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Dank, Sleep, and 🤖: RAISE YOUR HAND IFYOUDIDN'TGET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT. #jussayin

#jussayin

Dank, Money, and Taxes: TRADE TARIFFS Tariffs are a tax paid by the American consumer. You -- Your money -- goes down the drain into Uncle Sam's pocket. Tariffs are not paid by China -- not paid by the EU -- and not paid by Harley-Davidson. They are paid by YOU. Trump raises taxes on YOU. If Trump had the power to tax China, he'd surely march over there and take 80%, 90%, or every dime they have. Trump has no power to tax China. He unfortunately has the power to tax YOU. Because this deception is wrapped in bogus patriotism, many Americans actually cheer (!!) that they're going to pay more tax to the U.S. federal government. Doesn't the U.S. government take enough of your money? You want to send them more? The American standard of living *must* go down when taxes are increased. Taxes don't create wealth and raise the standard of living. They're a drain! After Americans get poorer, the tariffs will have to be removed. Why waste time? Get rid of all tariffs right now.

Tariffs are a tax paid by the American consumer. You -- Your money -- goes down the drain into Uncle Sam's pocket. Tariffs are not paid by...

Memes, India, and Time: Raise your hand If you wanna spend time here Kashmir, India

Children, cnn.com, and Money: After Melania Trump's jacket, people are buying 'I really do care' T-shirts to raise money for immigrant charity CO C) £7,500 raised for organisation supporting migrant children in 12 hours T-shirt makers riff on Melania Trump's jacket with their own message and donate proceeds to refugee services By Lindsey Ellefson, CNN O Updated 1838 GMT (0238 HKT) June 22, 2018 REALLY CARE DONT V? REALLY DO CARE I liked this initiative and I decided to join too. Proceedings from <a href="https://teespring.com/i-really-care-dont-u">this shirt…</a> will go to refugee services or immigrant charities. I’d like you to comment with a charity you know or work for. A week from now I’ll make another post about donating the money to that charity, whatever it is, $5 or $500. Thank you :) <a href="https://teespring.com/i-really-care-dont-u">I REALLY DO CARE</a>

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Life, Relationships, and Break: Raise your hand if you need a break from life and go on a trip far away from society and worriesS

Memes, Shit, and Home: Raise your hand if you're at home not doing any of the shit you said you were gonna get done today..

Birthday, Church, and England: Monty Python too white for today's BBC uihew Moore MedireondentT guys who move to London n a nat Theyre even Church of England once The sketch show, which television to denounce a diverse enough, the BBCS nHele o ce sa oho sa resticulate. Of course, not same estimate, Peter share, thejokes feel quite familiar andit feels like you're not breaking any new ground or telling or a new story then like Monty Python that feature goes off at the hauled themselves on to starred Michaet Pain ls not bidge white blokes would not funny stimate. hetn looks very tawa, yu ponations head of comedy has to start aonder ronrlates have omedy stars from John Cleese and auit suceessful television carers James Marttéor e head of comedy said brand of comedy that modern eyes. What, you outraged prelates have by the BBCtoday, the Headded Its about how originalthe yoice you have, rather than what school of which are now more than 50 years old, have many years of laughter Enic ldie to Stephen Fry and Hugh Lau- unveiled by the BBC Henry birthday special hosted by Sir Trevor McDonald and a lowe'en episode of Inside No 9, the hit their sell-by date. Nowadays, Monty honing their craft at Cambridge Comment live Hal- Footlights, but thenational broadcaster Monty Python. If the surreal brand of humoursilliness, I wonder how 5o now looking for more diversity senes Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith from The Leugue of Gentlemen, BBC Three has also handed three pilots to ri gave a break to Tim omedy doesn't age was groundbreaking and many well. Ask any innovative back in the Sixties, it doesn't look that age of 30 like me can sit through nonsense about Bill Oddie, who went on to form The and Olivia Colman nd crave sketchh shows and sitcoms dies. Other former members in actor. Gags that must have way today, As times have knights who say "ni or a Hounslow Girtby Ambreen Raz- ia, the Welsh coming-of-age story In My Skin by Kayleigh Peter Cook, Emma Thompson had the groundlings splitting their sides back has lost the shock factor much more than a changed. Monty Python dead parrot and raise ers had heard enough about the in the Bards day leave on which a lot of its and success depended. It reflect that bishops of the James Marriott is metropolitan, educated experience modern audiences stoney faced, however hard the show Tash and EBie by Natasi Demetriou and Ellie Whit Last year the media res lator Ofcom told the BBC seems almost quaint to The Times vith a sense of place", claimed Shane actors g llen, controller of BBC comedy e who reflect modern world and have got something to say that's different and we haven't seen The show's stars, David Mitchell and Robert Webb, were both members of the Footlights comedy group at Cam His, comments came as the BBC range of its led a seri mes fronted by female and ethnic es of new comedy pro- ge been told When you look at the ones recent comedies) that have done well caster's shows as too tr tional and risk-averse Asked if the drive risked discrimina-It's about telling stories that havent ting against teenagers who happenedto win a place at Oxbridge, Mr Allen in- fr Allen cited recent BBC Three etch show Fiamalam, which has an all- ack cast orporation was giving a platform to sisted there was no class war ban on they've got a really specific sense of ewtalent. Hesaid it had been 50 years "posh people" appearing on television place," he said, picking out award-win- t as an example of how the April that a row overal 35 Python, which he de However, he indicated that shows ning mockumentary This Country, set s The Young Offenders in a deprived Cotswolds village, and ducer-led gang show like Channel 4's acclaimed Peep Show, pres resign. ing to assemble a team about the lives of two middle-class BBC "If a sitcom comes in about three ow it's not going to be six Oxbridge graduates who share a flat after uni about two miscreant Irish teenagers versity, were not a priority for the BBC going to be a diverse <a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/175181203677/nunyabizni-this-is-the-most-wrong-thing-i-have" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>: <blockquote><a href="https://nunyabizni.tumblr.com/post/175181186232/this-is-the-most-wrong-thing-i-have-ever-laid-eyes" class="tumblr_blog">nunyabizni</a>:<blockquote>This is the most wrong thing I have ever laid eyes on</blockquote> *pours myself a full pint of bourbon*</blockquote>

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Memes, Ring, and Team: Raise Your Hand If You Won A Ring By The Team That Drated You HO DUNCA" 으 21 h 35 RYAN 23 MEMES

Dank, Been, and 🤖: raise your hand if you've been personally victimized by your own taste in men

Food, Memes, and Money: raise your hand if you spend 90% of your money on food

Love, Memes, and Shit: TURN IT UP! I LOVE THIS ONE!_ WHAT, THIS OLD SONG? REALLY? OPERATION MAKE THE KIDS LOVE THE SHIT I LOVE IS COMING ALONG NICELY. FowlLanguage Comics.com ©Brian Gordon Gotta raise 'em right... Bonus Panel: goo.gl/zuB4mB Get a signed print of this comic: goo.gl/BD3ve1

Gotta raise 'em right... Bonus Panel: goo.gl/zuB4mB Get a signed print of this comic: goo.gl/BD3ve1

Ass, Bill Cosby, and Children: jesse farrar Follow BronzeHammer Woody Allen married his own kid. Remember that? He married her. Just married the damn kid. Took care of the kid a while and thought, "Well, guess I'll marry her now." And everyone was just like "Alrighty." Kept makin movies. 7:01 PM-12 Mar 2018 16,055 Retweets 59,072 Likes 20 <a href="http://lovelyardie.tumblr.com/post/174993419237/last-house-on-the-right-because-social-media-is" class="tumblr_blog">lovelyardie</a>: <blockquote> <a href="https://last-house-on-the-right.tumblr.com/post/174945361442" class="tumblr_blog">last-house-on-the-right</a>: <blockquote> Because social media is a virus, I feel the need to clear some things up. Soon-Yi Previn is not Woody Allen’s kid. She is the adopted daughter of his ex girlfriend, Mia Farrow, and her ex husband. It’s important to note that Soon-Yi was of age and consented to everything. Yes, it’s still fucking creepy but she is not his kid. Woody Allen is a hugeantic piece of shit so if you want to rag on him, let’s focus on the true things: - He pursued a sexual relationship and eventual marriage with a young woman he helped raise for 12 years and described his relationship with her before the marriage as “paternal.” (The way that tweet should have been worded.) - He included jokes in his stand up comedy routine about his first wife’s sexual assault. - He definitely more than likely sexually abused his adopted daughter, Dylan. You can read about the case and decide for yourself. But come on. - He has always romanticized gigantic age differences in relationships in his films with girls that are barely-legal. (Juliette Lewis was 19 when she played opposite him. He was 56.) - He has most of Hollywood wrapped around his skeevy finger and it’s gross. No one wants to let Dylan Farrow have a voice against him because he’s so “loved” and celebrated as an icon in Hollywood. Much like Bill Cosby was…hmm… - Seriously Dylan has been trying to talk about this for 25 years and people won’t listen. He had been in therapy for inappropriate behavior toward her before anything was presented to the police. - 2 babysitters and a tutor backed up Dylan’s claim. - <a href="https://www.scribd.com/document/205403621/Allen-v-Farrow-Custody-Ruling-June-7-1993#">Here’s the judge’s 33 page ruling in which he basically says Mr.Allen’s behavior is gross and disgusting and children need to be protected from him.</a> </blockquote> 2017 was the year we called out Weinstein.. 2018 can be he purge of Woody Allen </blockquote> Woody Allen should have been purged a long ass time ago. Right up there with Roman Polanski on the list of nasty child predators that Hollywood allows to have a career.

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Beautiful, Dad, and Fathers Day: "Of all that I've done in my life, I'm most proud to be Sasha and Malia's dad." Happy Father's Day Barack! Happy Father’s Day to the man who rescued our economy, gave us affordable health care, shielded DREAMers, protected our planet, and STILL had time to raise 2 beautiful girls in the White House! Sign President Obama’s Father’s Day card to let him know how much we miss him looking out for all of us: dems.me/barack

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Memes, Shoes, and World: In WALKA MILE IN HER SHOES Men around the world are walking a mile in women's shoes to raise awareness about sexual assault.

Men around the world are walking a mile in women's shoes to raise awareness about sexual assault.

Love, Memes, and Jobs: MINIMUM WAGE HIKES: 2 OUT OF 3 WORKERS LOVE IT! MY BOSS GAVE ME A RAISE! MY BOSS GAVE ME A RAISE! TURNING POINT USA MY BOSS FIRED ME TO PAY FOR THEIR RAISES... The Minimum Wage KILLS Jobs #BigGovSucks

The Minimum Wage KILLS Jobs #BigGovSucks

Teacher, Quiet, and Class: When you know which teacher will pick students who raises their hands and which teacher who pick the quiet students so you raise your hand at the right moment to achieve minimal class participation Improvise. Adapt. Overcome

Bad, Comfortable, and Drugs: Fames) @JamesyNFG Niggas really be ashamed that their parents did well and are able to raise them in comfortable situations Bro, I promise, it's ok to have a good life Why yall wanna be from the hood, surrounded by poverty and drugs so bad? This rap music really do be getting in yall heads Don’t be ashamed of having a nice life

Don’t be ashamed of having a nice life

Memes, Money, and Teacher: While most teachers are enjoying their summer break, this NC teacher is biking cross-country to raise money for classroom laptops.

While most teachers are enjoying their summer break, this NC teacher is biking cross-country to raise money for classroom laptops.

Ass, Fucking, and Goals: <a href="http://klubbhead.tumblr.com/post/174842020928/juxtapoesition-jxnc-twatalesbian" class="tumblr_blog">klubbhead</a>: <blockquote><a href="https://juxtapoesition.tumblr.com/post/174841155650/jxnc-twatalesbian-iampiperchapman" class="tumblr_blog">juxtapoesition</a>: <blockquote><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jxnc.tumblr.com/post/108765127498">jxnc</a>: <blockquote> <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://twatalesbian.tumblr.com/post/108261699195">twatalesbian</a>: <blockquote> <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iampiperchapman.tumblr.com/post/106398354248">iampiperchapman</a>: <blockquote> <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gayforvause.tumblr.com/post/91932997979">gayforvause</a>: <blockquote> RELATIONSHIP FUCKING GOALS </blockquote> I’D KILL FOR THIS OKAY </blockquote> All she did was nudge her… </blockquote> tumblr is surreal </blockquote> They literally…hatefucked for severaly episodes, never get along, fucking treated each other like ass…</blockquote> Lmfao</blockquote> Call 1-800-Raise-Your-Standards

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Bad, Fail, and Fall: Area of brain deprived of blood Blood clot Blood vessel Blood unable to pass clot <a href="https://aven-rave.tumblr.com/post/173641187661/probablysupervillainrpgideas-turquoisemagpie" class="tumblr_blog">aven-rave</a>:<blockquote> <a href="https://probablysupervillainrpgideas.tumblr.com/post/173627234676/turquoisemagpie-cumbermums" class="tumblr_blog">probablysupervillainrpgideas</a>: <blockquote> <a href="https://turquoisemagpie.tumblr.com/post/173547830749/cumbermums-blue-sunflowers" class="tumblr_blog">turquoisemagpie</a>: <blockquote> <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cumbermums.tumblr.com/post/54412763335">cumbermums</a>: <blockquote> <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blue-sunflowers.tumblr.com/post/54402528149">blue-sunflowers</a>: <blockquote> <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kingdomkeeperstrivia.tumblr.com/post/23644781369">kingdomkeeperstrivia</a>: <blockquote> <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://animeaves.tumblr.com/post/22501511563">animeaves</a>: <blockquote> <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hokarotsukino.tumblr.com/post/22476805096">hokarotsukino</a>: <blockquote> <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mscaptains.tumblr.com/post/22445947999">mscaptains</a>: <blockquote> STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters… S.T..R … My friend sent this to me and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks. STROKE IDENTIFICATION: During a party, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. (they offered to call ambulance) They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid’s husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the party . Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some don’t die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this… STROKE IDENTIFICATION: A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke…totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough. RECOGNIZING A STROKE Remember the ‘3’ steps, STR . Read and Learn! Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke. Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions : S * Ask the individual to SMILE .. T * = TALK. Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (eg ‘It is sunny out today’). R * Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS . If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call the ambulance and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher. NOTE : Another ‘sign’ of a stroke is 1. Ask the person to ‘stick’ out their tongue. 2. If the tongue is ‘crooked’, if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke. A prominent cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved. And it could be your own. <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> First reblog post that actually saves a life. </blockquote> This is a life-saving post. </blockquote> the more you know </blockquote> yeah don’t think that this can’t happen to you or someone you know if they’re young. my cousin’s wife is 33 and she had a stroke last year </blockquote> I’ve had a stroke. It happens to people, and the more you know about this kind of stuff, the better.Because it could be important to know. </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> LIVE SAVING. WOOOAHH. REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG </blockquote> Had a family member almost die of one, so signal boosting because you never know when you could save a life. </blockquote> Because I feel bad if I don’t reblog… </blockquote> </blockquote> My mother died after being paralyzed by a stroke. Please read this^ </blockquote> I remember a while ago here in UK there were stroke-identifying adverts. Their catchphrase was FAST: <ul><li>F- Face: is their face fallen on one side? </li> <li>A- Arms: can they raise both their arms up and hold them there? </li> <li>S- Speech: is their speech slurred? Can they speak a full sentence? </li> <li>T- Time: if all the signs show a stroke, call 999. </li> </ul>We managed to save my nana with this information when she had her first stroke. </blockquote> As someone who has had a stroke, I appreciate this </blockquote> Everyone reblog this! </blockquote> A friend of a friend’s 24-year-old daughter just had a stroke. Don’t think it can’t happen just because you’re young. Re-blog to save a life

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Cookies, Fresh, and Friends: Its not what it looks like <a href="http://wicthes.tumblr.com/post/174714945838/surrealmemes-src-you-find-yourself-looking" class="tumblr_blog">wicthes</a>:<blockquote> <a href="https://surreal--memes.tumblr.com/post/174711393016/src" class="tumblr_blog">surreal–memes</a>: <blockquote>[<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/surrealmemes/comments/8oeayq/when_your_parents_walk_in_on_you_creating_a/">Src</a>]</blockquote> you find yourself looking for a late night snack. cookies? no, your body is craving something healthy, like fruit. conveniently enough, it looks as though your mother came home from the grocery with a fresh bunch of bananas. in your weary state, you meander to the bundle and pull off the first one in sight. ‘this should keep me satisfied until breakfast,’ you think to yourself. you place the banana down to grab a glass from the cupboard for water. as you feel around the back for your favorite spiderman cup (circa 2005), you think you hear someone laugh right next to you. you quickly whip around to find the culprit but no one is there. you’re spooked but too tired and now too hangry to care. you find your spiderman swinging-into-action cup and walk to the refrigerator for some water. then the laughter happens again. you nearly drop your cup and mutter a hasty “shit” under your breath. now you’re a little more awake and realizing that you probably didn’t just imagine it the first time. you look around again trying to find the sound. “psst,” you hear a faint whisper come from behind you, but there’s no one there. you believe ghosts are real but this is just too much right now. “pssssst,” you hear that same whisper again, this time you look down. the only thing there is the banana. ‘the banana… is talking to me?’ now you think you’ve lost it. remembering those stupid jokes and silly games from your childhood, you pick up the banana and turn it in your hands. you swear you heard the whispering come from the banana… right? swallowing your pride, you slowly raise the banana to your ear while glancing around the room just to make sure your younger sibling isn’t playing some sick joke on you to share with their friends. “h-hello…?” you mumble hesitantly. this is probably the dumbest thing you’ve done in your life but you swear to god you heard those sounds. nothing happens for what seems like forever, until something does. as you’re about the give up your endeavor and admit insanity, a quiet voice escapes the fruit. “no one will ever believe you,” the banana chuckles breathily in your ear. it was so faint it could have been your imagination had it not been the feeling of breath blowing into your ear. you freeze in panic because what the fuck just happened. at the same moment your younger sibling walks into the kitchen. “are you… talking to a banana?” they ask incredulously. embarrassed and shocked, you stammer out a response, “i-it’s not what it looks like!” you exclaim, quickly pulling the banana from your ear. “it-“ “whatever, im going back to bed,” your sibling frowns and walks out. you hear the banana laugh at you again. “no one,” it whispers with amusement. you swear you hear the smile in its voice. </blockquote>

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Facebook, Memes, and 🤖: Raise your hand If you are using Facebook only for relaxation Not for finding new people

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Dank, Budget, and The Middle: I can't believe they recast Melania right in the middle of the season. Actor wanted a raise but the studio didn’t have the budget.

Actor wanted a raise but the studio didn’t have the budget.

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Beer, Memes, and Mlg: RAISE YOUR BEER TO SGT BRIAN ST. GERMAIN WEST WARWICK, RI U.S. MARINE CORPS 1st MLG, I MEF 18 JUL 1983-2 APR 2006 @DogTagBrewig0 TAG DREWING DONNIE PROFITS TOBENEFİT CHAN AR UR SELECTED BY GOLD STA The greatest beer cans ever. https://t.co/T8NZiyrHLV

The greatest beer cans ever. https://t.co/T8NZiyrHLV

Memes, Teacher, and Quiet: When you know which teacher will pick students who raises their hands and which teacher who pick the quiet students so you raise your hand at the right moment to achieve minimal class participation Improvise. Adapt. Overcome An interesting title via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2HcJkyZ">https://ift.tt/2HcJkyZ</a>

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#jussayin

Dad, Subway, and Ups: sonickitty I was on the subway today, and when the train got delayed, this little kid was like, "fuck," and a literal chorus of grown-ups went: "HEY theredkrayola let him say fuck thetinygingerbreadgirl I was at a crossing once and a kid's dad said 'and we have to wait for the green man' and the 30 people on this crossing all stood waiting for the green man just to prove to this kid that that's what you do. I've never seen anyone wait for the green man on this crossing before you just go when its clear. But Everyone Waited Source: sonickitty 86,464 notes It takes a village to raise a child

It takes a village to raise a child

Dad, Subway, and Ups: sonickitty I was on the subway today, and when the train got delayed, this little kid was like, "fuck," and a literal chorus of grown-ups went: "HEY theredkrayola let him say fuck thetinygingerbreadgirl I was at a crossing once and a kid's dad said 'and we have to wait for the green man' and the 30 people on this crossing all stood waiting for the green man just to prove to this kid that that's what you do. I've never seen anyone wait for the green man on this crossing before you just go when its clear. But Everyone Waited Source: sonickitty 86,464 notes It takes a village to raise a child via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2JqwqlW">https://ift.tt/2JqwqlW</a>

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Life, Break, and Com: Raise your hand if you need a break from your life and go on a trip to an unknown place without any worries. www.QuotesGate.com

Best Friend, Drake, and Instagram: I know everyone is enjoying the circus but I want to clarify this image in question. This was not from a clothing brand shoot or my music career. This picture is from 2007, a time in my life where I was an actor and I was working on a project that was about young black actors struggling to get roles, being stereotyped and type cast. The photos represented how African Americans were once wrongfully portrayed in entertainment. Me and my best friend at the time Mazin Elsadig who is also an actor from Sudan were attempting to use our voice to bring awareness to the issues we dealt with all the time as black actors at auditions. This was to highlight and raise our frustrations with not always getting a fair chance in the industry and to make a point that the struggle for black actors had not changed much. Drake speaks out on his Instagram story 👀 https://t.co/Y7HjzqfF20

Drake speaks out on his Instagram story 👀 https://t.co/Y7HjzqfF20

Cats, Memes, and The Lion King: Tweet a Proffessor Snape @ProfSnapeSev Just for the record, cats don't actually like it when you raise them in the air and sing the Lion King song. My apologies, Minerva. 9/30/14, 3:30 AM 7 RETWEETS 12 FAVORITES

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