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Bill Nye, Feminism, and Girls: SOME MEN JUST WANT TO WATCH THE WORLD LEARN <p><a href="http://adrunkensailor.tumblr.com/post/175844057740/feminists-against-feminism" class="tumblr_blog">adrunkensailor</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://feminists-against-feminism.tumblr.com/post/175841434448/most-depressed-optimist" class="tumblr_blog">feminists-against-feminism</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://most-depressed-optimist.tumblr.com/post/175840838046/feminists-against-feminism-spawnfreak73-blog" class="tumblr_blog">most-depressed-optimist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://feminists-against-feminism.tumblr.com/post/175840465458/spawnfreak73-blog-feminists-against-feminism" class="tumblr_blog">feminists-against-feminism</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://spawnfreak73-blog.tumblr.com/post/175839844190/feminists-against-feminism-libertarirynn-if" class="tumblr_blog">spawnfreak73-blog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://feminists-against-feminism.tumblr.com/post/175839363138/libertarirynn-if-you-dont-get-nye-and-degrasse" class="tumblr_blog">feminists-against-feminism</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175838975139/if-you-dont-get-nye-and-degrasse-tyson-tf-away" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>If you don’t get Nye and Degrasse Tyson tf away from Ross and Rogers</p></blockquote> <p> ”<a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DBWOW452duZc&amp;t=ZTJiZWI2OGI4ZmM5YzQ3YWMxMWU1OGNlMjU2ZDQ2MGIyMzA1OWE3MSxUbU4zdWpESg%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">I am a feminist… certainly the best way to limit the human population… is to raise the standard of living of women and girls. And so, to do that, we educate</a>“ ~Bill Nye<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Ross, Sagan, Rogers. Those are the educators I hold in high regard. Those other two are riding their coat tails.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>What did NDT <b><i>really </i></b>do tho? Nye got culted. K, and NDT what? Is mildly autistic?  His mind is endlessly enraptured obsessively by esoteric curiosities with absolutely no social value - the fuck did you expect from a scientist of that degree? Mr popular?<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>I’m honestly so sick of the hate for those two </p> </blockquote> <p>k, but to be fair, this is Bill Nye <i>‘family’ </i>show…<br/></p> <figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D46h-LfNWPn8"><iframe id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/46h-LfNWPn8?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen="" width="540" height="304" frameborder="0"></iframe></figure><figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DVtJFb_P2j48"><iframe id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/VtJFb_P2j48?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen="" width="540" height="304" frameborder="0"></iframe></figure></blockquote> <p>Niel degrades Tyson is a good wholesome boi</p> </blockquote><p>No he’s not, he’s obnoxious, pretentious, and at times and outright liar.</p><p><a href="http://thefederalist.com/2014/09/16/another-day-another-quote-fabricated-by-neil-degrasse-tyson/">http://thefederalist.com/2014/09/16/another-day-another-quote-fabricated-by-neil-degrasse-tyson/</a></p>
Bill Nye, Feminism, and Girls: SOME MEN
 JUST WANT TO WATCH
 THE WORLD
 LEARN
<p><a href="http://adrunkensailor.tumblr.com/post/175844057740/feminists-against-feminism" class="tumblr_blog">adrunkensailor</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://feminists-against-feminism.tumblr.com/post/175841434448/most-depressed-optimist" class="tumblr_blog">feminists-against-feminism</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://most-depressed-optimist.tumblr.com/post/175840838046/feminists-against-feminism-spawnfreak73-blog" class="tumblr_blog">most-depressed-optimist</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://feminists-against-feminism.tumblr.com/post/175840465458/spawnfreak73-blog-feminists-against-feminism" class="tumblr_blog">feminists-against-feminism</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://spawnfreak73-blog.tumblr.com/post/175839844190/feminists-against-feminism-libertarirynn-if" class="tumblr_blog">spawnfreak73-blog</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://feminists-against-feminism.tumblr.com/post/175839363138/libertarirynn-if-you-dont-get-nye-and-degrasse" class="tumblr_blog">feminists-against-feminism</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175838975139/if-you-dont-get-nye-and-degrasse-tyson-tf-away" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>If you don’t get Nye and Degrasse Tyson tf away from Ross and Rogers</p></blockquote>
<p>
”<a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DBWOW452duZc&amp;t=ZTJiZWI2OGI4ZmM5YzQ3YWMxMWU1OGNlMjU2ZDQ2MGIyMzA1OWE3MSxUbU4zdWpESg%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">I
 am a feminist… certainly the best way to limit the human population… is
 to raise the standard of living of women and girls. And so, to do that,
 we educate</a>“ ~Bill Nye<br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>Ross, Sagan, Rogers. Those are the educators I hold in high regard. Those other two are riding their coat tails.<br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>What did NDT <b><i>really </i></b>do tho? Nye got culted. K, and NDT what? Is mildly autistic? 
His mind is endlessly enraptured obsessively by esoteric curiosities with absolutely no social value - the fuck did you expect from a scientist of that degree? Mr popular?<br/></p>
</blockquote>

<p>I’m honestly so sick of the hate for those two </p>
</blockquote>
<p>k, but to be fair, this is Bill Nye <i>‘family’ </i>show…<br/></p>
<figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D46h-LfNWPn8"><iframe id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/46h-LfNWPn8?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen="" width="540" height="304" frameborder="0"></iframe></figure><figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DVtJFb_P2j48"><iframe id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/VtJFb_P2j48?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen="" width="540" height="304" frameborder="0"></iframe></figure></blockquote>

<p>Niel degrades Tyson is a good wholesome boi</p>
</blockquote><p>No he’s not, he’s obnoxious, pretentious, and at times and outright liar.</p><p><a href="http://thefederalist.com/2014/09/16/another-day-another-quote-fabricated-by-neil-degrasse-tyson/">http://thefederalist.com/2014/09/16/another-day-another-quote-fabricated-by-neil-degrasse-tyson/</a></p>

<p><a href="http://adrunkensailor.tumblr.com/post/175844057740/feminists-against-feminism" class="tumblr_blog">adrunkensailor</a>:</p><block...

Bad, College, and Money: Since 1978, the cost of: College tuition increased by Medical care increased by 601% Housing costs increased by 1,120% 380% Meanwhile, the pay of: Typical workers rose by just 10% Minimum wage workers fell by 5.5% Average CEOs increased by 927% <p><a href="https://tardigradetheking.tumblr.com/post/175649952934/libertarirynn-phenoniix-ohgodhesloose" class="tumblr_blog">tardigradetheking</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175647551014/phenoniix-ohgodhesloose-phroyd-thank-your" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://phenoniix.tumblr.com/post/169484127943/ohgodhesloose-phroyd-thank-your-local" class="tumblr_blog">phenoniix</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ohgodhesloose.tumblr.com/post/165576888069/phroyd-thank-your-local-republican" class="tumblr_blog">ohgodhesloose</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://phroyd.tumblr.com/post/165564765162/thank-your-local-republican-phroyd" class="tumblr_blog">phroyd</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2>Thank Your Local Republican!</h2> <p><a href="http://phroyd.tumblr.com">Phroyd</a></p> </blockquote> <p style="">Eat the rich<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>this is why old ppl never realize what they’re saying when they say “when i was your age i payed for my tuition all by myself” yeah well sorry susan my tuition is $35,000 a year and i make $7 an hour</p> </blockquote> <p>I see we’re still playing “blame teh repooblicans for bad economy” game.</p> </blockquote> <p>seeing as the democrats try to raise the minimum wage (see Burnie sanders) and that the republicans are the party of big business </p><p>as well as the fact that most red states are welfare queens who take in more money from the government then taxes take out</p><p>yes it is the republicans fault</p></blockquote> <p>&gt; acting like raising minimum-wage helps the economy</p><p>&gt; conveniently forgetting the massive left-leaning welfare states</p><p>Top kek</p>
Bad, College, and Money: Since 1978, the cost of:
 College tuition
 increased by
 Medical care
 increased by
 601%
 Housing costs
 increased by
 1,120%
 380%
 Meanwhile, the pay of:
 Typical workers
 rose by just
 10%
 Minimum wage
 workers fell by
 5.5%
 Average CEOs
 increased by
 927%
<p><a href="https://tardigradetheking.tumblr.com/post/175649952934/libertarirynn-phenoniix-ohgodhesloose" class="tumblr_blog">tardigradetheking</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175647551014/phenoniix-ohgodhesloose-phroyd-thank-your" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://phenoniix.tumblr.com/post/169484127943/ohgodhesloose-phroyd-thank-your-local" class="tumblr_blog">phenoniix</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://ohgodhesloose.tumblr.com/post/165576888069/phroyd-thank-your-local-republican" class="tumblr_blog">ohgodhesloose</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://phroyd.tumblr.com/post/165564765162/thank-your-local-republican-phroyd" class="tumblr_blog">phroyd</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<h2>Thank Your Local Republican!</h2>
<p><a href="http://phroyd.tumblr.com">Phroyd</a></p>
</blockquote>
<p style="">Eat the rich<br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>this is why old ppl never realize what they’re saying when they say “when i was your age i payed for my tuition all by myself” yeah well sorry susan my tuition is $35,000 a year and i make $7 an hour</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I see we’re still playing “blame teh repooblicans for bad economy” game.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>seeing as the democrats try to raise the minimum wage (see Burnie sanders) and that the republicans are the party of big business </p><p>as well as the fact that most red states are welfare queens who take in more money from the government then taxes take out</p><p>yes it is the republicans fault</p></blockquote>

<p>&gt; acting like raising minimum-wage helps the economy</p><p>&gt; conveniently forgetting the massive left-leaning welfare states</p><p>Top kek</p>

<p><a href="https://tardigradetheking.tumblr.com/post/175649952934/libertarirynn-phenoniix-ohgodhesloose" class="tumblr_blog">tardigradethek...

Fail, Family, and Feminism: I swear, one more "lol men are mediocre" post crosses my dash and I'm going to completely lose it. Like... is that something you'd say to the face of the men in your life? There is probably at least one guy you care about, whether it's a family member or a friend or a former mentor. Could you really look that person in the face and go Imao men are mediocre? And if not, can you maybe consider that they might stumble across your stupid stupid, stupid poorly-considered rant and think that it's about them? And that's not all. Most of y'all who post this crap consider yourselves to be SJWs. Fighting for the fucking side of right, all that. If you do this-if you constantly post about how men are terrible and mediocre- you're fucking terrible at social justice. Have you considered that your PROTECT XYZ GROUP] AT ALL COSTS rhetoric is completely empty and shallow if you're not willing to protect all members of that group? Have you fucking considered that some men are POC or queer or trans or disabled? If you post "DISABLED PEOPLE ARE AWESOME" and "QUEER PEOPLE ARE AWESOME" every five minutes and then follow it up with "LOL MEN THO, we know how you really feel. Your support for disabled people or queer people only extends to vague internet platitudes. When it comes to, you know, not triggering people with depression, or anxiety, or impostor syndrome? Haha, who cares, there are men to make fun of on the internet! In less pretentious language: your support means jackshit. Social justice is supposed to be about making the world a less shitty place. It's supposed to be about making the world a place where no one gets hurt for things they can't help, no matter what race, creed, or gender they happen to be If you're not willing to do that? If you're more interested in petty, mean bullshit against a group you don't like than helping people? If your "SJ" is more about sticking it to men or white people or str8s or The Cis than it is about helping raise the people you want to help out? You fucking fail at justice. You're looking for an excuse to be mean. Either admit that you just want an excuse to be mean, or stop doing this. Shit or get off the pot. Signed: A queer, trans, disabled man who is so tired of your crap you don't even know #about teh menz #men and feminism #sj malarkey #general malarkey #twitter malarkey #teminist malarkey #(goddammit stop making me use the feminist malarkey tag) #(i AM a feminist) #(y'all are gonna drive me to drink) #the earl speaks拱he earl rants See all 1.279 notes A perfect response for tumble feminist
Fail, Family, and Feminism: I swear, one more "lol men are mediocre" post crosses my dash and I'm going
 to completely lose it.
 Like... is that something you'd say to the face of the men in your life? There is
 probably at least one guy you care about, whether it's a family member or a
 friend or a former mentor. Could you really look that person in the face and
 go Imao men are mediocre?
 And if not, can you maybe consider that they might stumble across your stupid
 stupid, stupid poorly-considered rant and think that it's about them?
 And that's not all. Most of y'all who post this crap consider yourselves to be
 SJWs. Fighting for the fucking side of right, all that. If you do this-if you
 constantly post about how men are terrible and mediocre- you're fucking
 terrible at social justice.
 Have you considered that your PROTECT XYZ GROUP] AT ALL COSTS
 rhetoric is completely empty and shallow if you're not willing to protect all
 members of that group? Have you fucking considered that some men are POC
 or queer or trans or disabled?
 If you post "DISABLED PEOPLE ARE AWESOME" and "QUEER PEOPLE ARE
 AWESOME" every five minutes and then follow it up with "LOL MEN THO, we
 know how you really feel. Your support for disabled people or queer people
 only extends to vague internet platitudes. When it comes to, you know, not
 triggering people with depression, or anxiety, or impostor syndrome? Haha,
 who cares, there are men to make fun of on the internet!
 In less pretentious language: your support means jackshit.
 Social justice is supposed to be about making the world a less shitty place. It's
 supposed to be about making the world a place where no one gets hurt for
 things they can't help, no matter what race, creed, or gender they happen to
 be
 If you're not willing to do that? If you're more interested in petty, mean bullshit
 against a group you don't like than helping people? If your "SJ" is more about
 sticking it to men or white people or str8s or The Cis than it is about helping
 raise the people you want to help out? You fucking fail at justice. You're
 looking for an excuse to be mean.
 Either admit that you just want an excuse to be mean, or stop doing this. Shit
 or get off the pot.
 Signed: A queer, trans, disabled man who is so tired of your crap you don't
 even know
 #about teh menz #men and feminism #sj malarkey #general malarkey
 #twitter malarkey #teminist malarkey
 #(goddammit stop making me use the feminist malarkey tag) #(i AM a feminist)
 #(y'all are gonna drive me to drink) #the earl speaks拱he earl rants See all
 1.279 notes
A perfect response for tumble feminist

A perfect response for tumble feminist

Birthday, Church, and England: Monty Python too white for today's BBC uihew Moore MedireondentT guys who move to London n a nat Theyre even Church of England once The sketch show, which television to denounce a diverse enough, the BBCS nHele o ce sa oho sa resticulate. Of course, not same estimate, Peter share, thejokes feel quite familiar andit feels like you're not breaking any new ground or telling or a new story then like Monty Python that feature goes off at the hauled themselves on to starred Michaet Pain ls not bidge white blokes would not funny stimate. hetn looks very tawa, yu ponations head of comedy has to start aonder ronrlates have omedy stars from John Cleese and auit suceessful television carers James Marttéor e head of comedy said brand of comedy that modern eyes. What, you outraged prelates have by the BBCtoday, the Headded Its about how originalthe yoice you have, rather than what school of which are now more than 50 years old, have many years of laughter Enic ldie to Stephen Fry and Hugh Lau- unveiled by the BBC Henry birthday special hosted by Sir Trevor McDonald and a lowe'en episode of Inside No 9, the hit their sell-by date. Nowadays, Monty honing their craft at Cambridge Comment live Hal- Footlights, but thenational broadcaster Monty Python. If the surreal brand of humoursilliness, I wonder how 5o now looking for more diversity senes Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith from The Leugue of Gentlemen, BBC Three has also handed three pilots to ri gave a break to Tim omedy doesn't age was groundbreaking and many well. Ask any innovative back in the Sixties, it doesn't look that age of 30 like me can sit through nonsense about Bill Oddie, who went on to form The and Olivia Colman nd crave sketchh shows and sitcoms dies. Other former members in actor. Gags that must have way today, As times have knights who say "ni or a Hounslow Girtby Ambreen Raz- ia, the Welsh coming-of-age story In My Skin by Kayleigh Peter Cook, Emma Thompson had the groundlings splitting their sides back has lost the shock factor much more than a changed. Monty Python dead parrot and raise ers had heard enough about the in the Bards day leave on which a lot of its and success depended. It reflect that bishops of the James Marriott is metropolitan, educated experience modern audiences stoney faced, however hard the show Tash and EBie by Natasi Demetriou and Ellie Whit Last year the media res lator Ofcom told the BBC seems almost quaint to The Times vith a sense of place", claimed Shane actors g llen, controller of BBC comedy e who reflect modern world and have got something to say that's different and we haven't seen The show's stars, David Mitchell and Robert Webb, were both members of the Footlights comedy group at Cam His, comments came as the BBC range of its led a seri mes fronted by female and ethnic es of new comedy pro- ge been told When you look at the ones recent comedies) that have done well caster's shows as too tr tional and risk-averse Asked if the drive risked discrimina-It's about telling stories that havent ting against teenagers who happenedto win a place at Oxbridge, Mr Allen in- fr Allen cited recent BBC Three etch show Fiamalam, which has an all- ack cast orporation was giving a platform to sisted there was no class war ban on they've got a really specific sense of ewtalent. Hesaid it had been 50 years "posh people" appearing on television place," he said, picking out award-win- t as an example of how the April that a row overal 35 Python, which he de However, he indicated that shows ning mockumentary This Country, set s The Young Offenders in a deprived Cotswolds village, and ducer-led gang show like Channel 4's acclaimed Peep Show, pres resign. ing to assemble a team about the lives of two middle-class BBC "If a sitcom comes in about three ow it's not going to be six Oxbridge graduates who share a flat after uni about two miscreant Irish teenagers versity, were not a priority for the BBC going to be a diverse <p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/175181203677/nunyabizni-this-is-the-most-wrong-thing-i-have" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://nunyabizni.tumblr.com/post/175181186232/this-is-the-most-wrong-thing-i-have-ever-laid-eyes" class="tumblr_blog">nunyabizni</a>:</p><blockquote><p>This is the most wrong thing I have ever laid eyes on</p></blockquote> <p>*pours myself a full pint of bourbon*</p></blockquote>
Birthday, Church, and England: Monty Python too white for today's BBC
 uihew Moore MedireondentT
 guys who move to London n a nat
 Theyre
 even
 Church of England once The sketch show, which
 television to denounce a diverse enough, the BBCS
 nHele o ce sa oho sa
 resticulate. Of course, not
 same
 estimate, Peter
 share, thejokes feel quite familiar andit
 feels like you're not breaking any new
 ground or telling or a new story then
 like Monty Python that feature
 goes off at the hauled themselves on to starred Michaet Pain ls not
 bidge white blokes would not funny stimate. hetn looks very tawa, yu
 ponations head of comedy has to start aonder ronrlates have
 omedy stars from John Cleese and
 auit suceessful television carers James Marttéor e
 head of comedy said
 brand of comedy that
 modern eyes. What, you
 outraged prelates have
 by the BBCtoday, the
 Headded Its about how originalthe
 yoice you have, rather than what school
 of which are now more
 than 50 years old, have
 many years of laughter
 Enic ldie to Stephen Fry and Hugh Lau-
 unveiled by the BBC
 Henry birthday special hosted by Sir
 Trevor McDonald and a
 lowe'en episode of Inside No 9, the
 hit their sell-by date.
 Nowadays, Monty
 honing their craft at Cambridge
 Comment
 live Hal-
 Footlights, but thenational broadcaster
 Monty Python. If the
 surreal brand of humoursilliness, I wonder how
 5o
 now looking for more diversity
 senes
 Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith from
 The Leugue of Gentlemen, BBC Three
 has also handed three pilots to ri
 gave a break to Tim
 omedy doesn't age was groundbreaking and many
 well. Ask any
 innovative back in the
 Sixties, it doesn't look that
 age of 30 like me can sit
 through nonsense about
 Bill Oddie, who went on to form The
 and Olivia Colman
 nd crave sketchh shows and sitcoms
 dies. Other former members in actor. Gags that must have way today, As times have knights who say "ni or a
 Hounslow Girtby Ambreen Raz-
 ia, the Welsh coming-of-age
 story In My Skin by Kayleigh
 Peter Cook, Emma Thompson
 had the groundlings
 splitting their sides back has lost the shock factor much more than a
 changed. Monty Python
 dead parrot and raise
 ers had heard enough about the in the Bards day leave
 on which a lot of its
 and
 success depended. It
 reflect that bishops of the
 James Marriott is
 metropolitan, educated experience modern audiences stoney
 faced, however hard the
 show Tash and EBie by Natasi
 Demetriou and Ellie Whit
 Last year the media res
 lator Ofcom told the BBC
 seems almost quaint to
 The Times
 vith a sense of place", claimed Shane actors g
 llen, controller of BBC comedy
 e who reflect modern
 world and have got something to say
 that's different and we haven't seen
 The show's stars, David Mitchell and
 Robert Webb, were both members of
 the Footlights comedy group at Cam
 His, comments came as the BBC range of
 its
 led a seri
 mes fronted by female and ethnic
 es of new comedy pro-
 ge
 been told When you look at the ones
 recent comedies) that have done well
 caster's shows as too tr
 tional and risk-averse
 Asked if the drive risked discrimina-It's about telling stories that havent
 ting against teenagers who happenedto
 win a place at Oxbridge, Mr Allen in-
 fr Allen cited recent BBC Three
 etch show Fiamalam, which has an all-
 ack cast
 orporation was giving a platform to sisted there was no class war ban on they've got a really specific sense of
 ewtalent. Hesaid it had been 50 years "posh people" appearing on television place," he said, picking out award-win-
 t as an example of how the
 April that a row overal
 35
 Python, which he de However, he indicated that shows ning mockumentary This Country, set
 s The Young Offenders
 in a deprived Cotswolds village, and
 ducer-led gang show like Channel 4's acclaimed Peep Show,
 pres
 resign.
 ing to assemble a team about the lives of two middle-class BBC
 "If a sitcom comes in about three
 ow it's not going to be six Oxbridge graduates who share a flat after uni about two miscreant Irish teenagers
 versity, were not a priority for the BBC
 going to be a diverse
<p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/175181203677/nunyabizni-this-is-the-most-wrong-thing-i-have" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://nunyabizni.tumblr.com/post/175181186232/this-is-the-most-wrong-thing-i-have-ever-laid-eyes" class="tumblr_blog">nunyabizni</a>:</p><blockquote><p>This is the most wrong thing I have ever laid eyes on</p></blockquote>
<p>*pours myself a full pint of bourbon*</p></blockquote>

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Ass, Bill Cosby, and Children: jesse farrar Follow BronzeHammer Woody Allen married his own kid. Remember that? He married her. Just married the damn kid. Took care of the kid a while and thought, "Well, guess I'll marry her now." And everyone was just like "Alrighty." Kept makin movies. 7:01 PM-12 Mar 2018 16,055 Retweets 59,072 Likes 20 <p><a href="http://lovelyardie.tumblr.com/post/174993419237/last-house-on-the-right-because-social-media-is" class="tumblr_blog">lovelyardie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://last-house-on-the-right.tumblr.com/post/174945361442" class="tumblr_blog">last-house-on-the-right</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Because social media is a virus, I feel the need to clear some things up. Soon-Yi Previn is not Woody Allen’s kid. She is the adopted daughter of his ex girlfriend, Mia Farrow, and her ex husband. It’s important to note that Soon-Yi was of age and consented to everything. Yes, it’s still fucking creepy but she is not his kid.</p> <p>Woody Allen is a hugeantic piece of shit so if you want to rag on him, let’s focus on the true things:</p> <p>- He pursued a sexual relationship and eventual marriage with a young woman he helped raise for 12 years and described his relationship with her before the marriage as “paternal.” (The way that tweet should have been worded.)</p> <p>- He included jokes in his stand up comedy routine about his first wife’s sexual assault.</p> <p>- He definitely more than likely sexually abused his adopted daughter, Dylan. You can read about the case and decide for yourself. But come on.</p> <p>- He has always romanticized gigantic age differences in relationships in his films with girls that are barely-legal. (Juliette Lewis was 19 when she played opposite him. He was 56.)</p> <p>- He has most of Hollywood wrapped around his skeevy finger and it’s gross. No one wants to let Dylan Farrow have a voice against him because he’s so “loved” and celebrated as an icon in Hollywood. Much like Bill Cosby was…hmm…</p> <p>- Seriously Dylan has been trying to talk about this for 25 years and people won’t listen. He had been in therapy for inappropriate behavior toward her before anything was presented to the police.</p> <p>- 2 babysitters and a tutor backed up Dylan’s claim.</p> <p>- <a href="https://www.scribd.com/document/205403621/Allen-v-Farrow-Custody-Ruling-June-7-1993#">Here’s the judge’s 33 page ruling in which he basically says Mr.Allen’s behavior is gross and disgusting and children need to be protected from him.</a></p> </blockquote> <p>2017 was the year we called out Weinstein.. 2018 can be he purge of Woody Allen </p> </blockquote> <p>Woody Allen should have been purged a long ass time ago. Right up there with Roman Polanski on the list of nasty child predators that Hollywood allows to have a career.</p>
Ass, Bill Cosby, and Children: jesse farrar
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 Woody Allen married his own kid. Remember
 that? He married her. Just married the damn
 kid. Took care of the kid a while and thought,
 "Well, guess I'll marry her now." And everyone
 was just like "Alrighty." Kept makin movies.
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<p>Because social media is a virus, I feel the need to clear some things up. Soon-Yi Previn is not Woody Allen’s kid. She is the adopted daughter of his ex girlfriend, Mia Farrow, and her ex husband. It’s important to note that Soon-Yi was of age and consented to everything. Yes, it’s still fucking creepy but she is not his kid.</p>
<p>Woody Allen is a hugeantic piece of shit so if you want to rag on him, let’s focus on the true things:</p>
<p>- He pursued a sexual relationship and eventual marriage with a young woman he helped raise for 12 years and described his relationship with her before the marriage as “paternal.” (The way that tweet should have been worded.)</p>
<p>- He included jokes in his stand up comedy routine about his first wife’s sexual assault.</p>
<p>- He definitely more than likely sexually abused his adopted daughter, Dylan. You can read about the case and decide for yourself. But come on.</p>
<p>- He has always romanticized gigantic age differences in relationships in his films with girls that are barely-legal. (Juliette Lewis was 19 when she played opposite him. He was 56.)</p>
<p>- He has most of Hollywood wrapped around his skeevy finger and it’s gross. No one wants to let Dylan Farrow have a voice against him because he’s so “loved” and celebrated as an icon in Hollywood. Much like Bill Cosby was…hmm…</p>
<p>- Seriously Dylan has been trying to talk about this for 25 years and people won’t listen. He had been in therapy for inappropriate behavior toward her before anything was presented to the police.</p>
<p>- 2 babysitters and a tutor backed up Dylan’s claim.</p>
<p>- <a href="https://www.scribd.com/document/205403621/Allen-v-Farrow-Custody-Ruling-June-7-1993#">Here’s the judge’s 33 page ruling in which he basically says Mr.Allen’s behavior is gross and disgusting and children need to be protected from him.</a></p>
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<p>2017 was the year we called out Weinstein.. 2018 can be he purge of Woody Allen </p>
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<p>Woody Allen should have been purged a long ass time ago. Right up there with Roman Polanski on the list of nasty child predators that Hollywood allows to have a career.</p>

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Bad, Fail, and Fall: Area of brain deprived of blood Blood clot Blood vessel Blood unable to pass clot <p><a href="https://aven-rave.tumblr.com/post/173641187661/probablysupervillainrpgideas-turquoisemagpie" class="tumblr_blog">aven-rave</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://probablysupervillainrpgideas.tumblr.com/post/173627234676/turquoisemagpie-cumbermums" class="tumblr_blog">probablysupervillainrpgideas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://turquoisemagpie.tumblr.com/post/173547830749/cumbermums-blue-sunflowers" class="tumblr_blog">turquoisemagpie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cumbermums.tumblr.com/post/54412763335">cumbermums</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blue-sunflowers.tumblr.com/post/54402528149">blue-sunflowers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kingdomkeeperstrivia.tumblr.com/post/23644781369">kingdomkeeperstrivia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://animeaves.tumblr.com/post/22501511563">animeaves</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hokarotsukino.tumblr.com/post/22476805096">hokarotsukino</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mscaptains.tumblr.com/post/22445947999">mscaptains</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters… S.T..R …<br/>My friend sent this to me and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks.<br/><br/>STROKE IDENTIFICATION:<br/>During a party, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. (they offered to call ambulance)<br/><br/>They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid’s husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.)<br/>She had suffered a stroke at the party . Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today.<br/><br/>Some don’t die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this…<br/><br/>STROKE IDENTIFICATION:<br/><br/>A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke…totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.<br/><br/>RECOGNIZING A STROKE<br/><br/>Remember the ‘3’ steps, STR . Read and Learn!<br/>Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster.<br/>The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.<br/>Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions :<br/><br/>S * Ask the individual to SMILE ..<br/>T * = TALK. Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (eg ‘It is sunny out today’).<br/>R * Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS .<br/><br/>If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call the ambulance and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.<br/><br/>NOTE : Another ‘sign’ of a stroke is<br/>1. Ask the person to ‘stick’ out their tongue.<br/>2. If the tongue is ‘crooked’, if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke.<br/><br/>A prominent cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved.<br/><br/>And it could be your own.</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>First reblog post that actually saves a life.</p> </blockquote> <p>This is a life-saving post.</p> </blockquote> <p><i>the more you know</i></p> </blockquote> <p>yeah don’t think that this can’t happen to you or someone you know if they’re young. my cousin’s wife is 33 and she had a stroke last year</p> </blockquote> <p>I’ve had a stroke. It happens to people, and the more you know about this kind of stuff, the better.Because it could be important to know.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>LIVE SAVING. WOOOAHH. REBLOG REBLOG <b>REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG </b></p> </blockquote> <p>Had a family member almost die of one, so signal boosting because you never know when you could save a life.</p> </blockquote> <p>Because I feel bad if I don’t reblog…</p> </blockquote> <p><br/> </p> </blockquote> <p>My mother died after being paralyzed by a stroke. Please read this^</p> </blockquote> <p>I remember a while ago here in UK there were stroke-identifying adverts. Their catchphrase was FAST:</p> <ul><li>F- Face: is their face fallen on one side?<br/></li> <li>A- Arms: can they raise both their arms up and hold them there?<br/></li> <li>S- Speech: is their speech slurred? Can they speak a full sentence?<br/></li> <li>T- Time: if all the signs show a stroke, call 999.<br/></li> </ul><p>We managed to save my nana with this information when she had her first stroke. </p> </blockquote> <p>As someone who has had a stroke, I appreciate this </p> </blockquote> <p>Everyone reblog this!</p> </blockquote> <p>A friend of a friend’s 24-year-old daughter just had a stroke. Don’t think it can’t happen just because you’re young. Re-blog to save a life</p>
Bad, Fail, and Fall: Area of brain deprived of blood
 Blood clot
 Blood vessel
 Blood unable to pass clot
<p><a href="https://aven-rave.tumblr.com/post/173641187661/probablysupervillainrpgideas-turquoisemagpie" class="tumblr_blog">aven-rave</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://probablysupervillainrpgideas.tumblr.com/post/173627234676/turquoisemagpie-cumbermums" class="tumblr_blog">probablysupervillainrpgideas</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cumbermums.tumblr.com/post/54412763335">cumbermums</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://animeaves.tumblr.com/post/22501511563">animeaves</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mscaptains.tumblr.com/post/22445947999">mscaptains</a>:</p>
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<p>STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters… S.T..R …<br/>My friend sent this to me and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks.<br/><br/>STROKE IDENTIFICATION:<br/>During a party, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. (they offered to call ambulance)<br/><br/>They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid’s husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.)<br/>She had suffered a stroke at the party . Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today.<br/><br/>Some don’t die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this…<br/><br/>STROKE IDENTIFICATION:<br/><br/>A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke…totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.<br/><br/>RECOGNIZING A STROKE<br/><br/>Remember the ‘3’ steps, STR . Read and Learn!<br/>Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster.<br/>The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.<br/>Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions :<br/><br/>S * Ask the individual to SMILE ..<br/>T * = TALK. Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (eg ‘It is sunny out today’).<br/>R * Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS .<br/><br/>If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call the ambulance and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.<br/><br/>NOTE : Another ‘sign’ of a stroke is<br/>1. Ask the person to ‘stick’ out their tongue.<br/>2. If the tongue is ‘crooked’, if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke.<br/><br/>A prominent cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved.<br/><br/>And it could be your own.</p>
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<p>First reblog post that actually saves a life.</p>
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<p>This is a life-saving post.</p>
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<p><i>the more you know</i></p>
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<p>yeah don’t think that this can’t happen to you or someone you know if they’re young. my cousin’s wife is 33 and she had a stroke last year</p>
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<p>I’ve had a stroke. It happens to people, and the more you know about this kind of stuff, the better.Because it could be important to know.</p>
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<p>LIVE SAVING. WOOOAHH. REBLOG REBLOG <b>REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG </b></p>
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<p>Had a family member almost die of one, so signal boosting because you never know when you could save a life.</p>
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<p>Because I feel bad if I don’t reblog…</p>
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<p>My mother died after being paralyzed by a stroke. Please read this^</p>
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<p>I remember a while ago here in UK there were stroke-identifying adverts. Their catchphrase was FAST:</p>
<ul><li>F- Face: is their face fallen on one side?<br/></li>
<li>A- Arms: can they raise both their arms up and hold them there?<br/></li>
<li>S- Speech: is their speech slurred? Can they speak a full sentence?<br/></li>
<li>T- Time: if all the signs show a stroke, call 999.<br/></li>
</ul><p>We managed to save my nana with this information when she had her first stroke. </p>
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<p>As someone who has had a stroke, I appreciate this </p>
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<p>Everyone reblog this!</p>
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<p>A friend of a friend’s 24-year-old daughter just had a stroke. Don’t think it can’t happen just because you’re young. Re-blog to save a life</p>

<p><a href="https://aven-rave.tumblr.com/post/173641187661/probablysupervillainrpgideas-turquoisemagpie" class="tumblr_blog">aven-rave</a>:<...

Cookies, Fresh, and Friends: Its not what it looks like <p><a href="http://wicthes.tumblr.com/post/174714945838/surrealmemes-src-you-find-yourself-looking" class="tumblr_blog">wicthes</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://surreal--memes.tumblr.com/post/174711393016/src" class="tumblr_blog">surreal–memes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>[<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/surrealmemes/comments/8oeayq/when_your_parents_walk_in_on_you_creating_a/">Src</a>]</p></blockquote> <p>you find yourself looking for a late night snack. cookies? no, your body is craving something healthy, like fruit. conveniently enough, it looks as though your mother came home from the grocery with a fresh bunch of bananas. in your weary state, you meander to the bundle and pull off the first one in sight. ‘this should keep me satisfied until breakfast,’ you think to yourself. you place the banana down to grab a glass from the cupboard for water.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>as you feel around the back for your favorite spiderman cup (circa 2005), you think you hear someone laugh right next to you. you quickly whip around to find the culprit but no one is there. you’re spooked but too tired and now too hangry to care. you find your spiderman swinging-into-action cup and walk to the refrigerator for some water.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>then the laughter happens again. you nearly drop your cup and mutter a hasty “shit” under your breath. now you’re a little more awake and realizing that you probably didn’t just imagine it the first time. you look around again trying to find the sound.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>“psst,” you hear a faint whisper come from behind you, but there’s no one there. you believe ghosts are real but this is just too much right now.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>“pssssst,” you hear that same whisper again, this time you look down.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>the only thing there is the banana.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>‘the banana… is talking to me?’ now you think you’ve lost it.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>remembering those stupid jokes and silly games from your childhood, you pick up the banana and turn it in your hands. you swear you heard the whispering come from the banana… right?</p> <p><br/></p> <p>swallowing your pride, you slowly raise the banana to your ear while glancing around the room just to make sure your younger sibling isn’t playing some sick joke on you to share with their friends.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>“h-hello…?” you mumble hesitantly. this is probably the dumbest thing you’ve done in your life but you swear to god you heard those sounds. nothing happens for what seems like forever, until something does.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>as you’re about the give up your endeavor and admit insanity, a quiet voice escapes the fruit.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>“no one will ever believe you,” the banana chuckles breathily in your ear. it was so faint it could have been your imagination had it not been the feeling of breath blowing into your ear. you freeze in panic because what the fuck just happened.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>at the same moment your younger sibling walks into the kitchen.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>“are you… talking to a banana?” they ask incredulously.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>embarrassed and shocked, you stammer out a response, “i-it’s not what it looks like!” you exclaim, quickly pulling the banana from your ear. “it-“</p> <p><br/></p> <p>“whatever, im going back to bed,” your sibling frowns and walks out.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>you hear the banana laugh at you again.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>“no one,” it whispers with amusement. you swear you hear the smile in its voice.</p> </blockquote>
Cookies, Fresh, and Friends: Its not what it looks
 like
<p><a href="http://wicthes.tumblr.com/post/174714945838/surrealmemes-src-you-find-yourself-looking" class="tumblr_blog">wicthes</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://surreal--memes.tumblr.com/post/174711393016/src" class="tumblr_blog">surreal–memes</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>[<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/surrealmemes/comments/8oeayq/when_your_parents_walk_in_on_you_creating_a/">Src</a>]</p></blockquote>

<p>you find yourself looking for a late night snack. cookies? no, your body is craving something healthy, like fruit. conveniently enough, it looks as though your mother came home from the grocery with a fresh bunch of bananas. in your weary state, you meander to the bundle and pull off the first one in sight. ‘this should keep me satisfied until breakfast,’ you think to yourself. you place the banana down to grab a glass from the cupboard for water.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>as you feel around the back for your favorite spiderman cup (circa 2005), you think you hear someone laugh right next to you. you quickly whip around to find the culprit but no one is there. you’re spooked but too tired and now too hangry to care. you find your spiderman swinging-into-action cup and walk to the refrigerator for some water.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>then the laughter happens again. you nearly drop your cup and mutter a hasty “shit” under your breath. now you’re a little more awake and realizing that you probably didn’t just imagine it the first time. you look around again trying to find the sound.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>“psst,” you hear a faint whisper come from behind you, but there’s no one there. you believe ghosts are real but this is just too much right now.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>“pssssst,” you hear that same whisper again, this time you look down.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>the only thing there is the banana.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>‘the banana… is talking to me?’ now you think you’ve lost it.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>remembering those stupid jokes and silly games from your childhood, you pick up the banana and turn it in your hands. you swear you heard the whispering come from the banana… right?</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>swallowing your pride, you slowly raise the banana to your ear while glancing around the room just to make sure your younger sibling isn’t playing some sick joke on you to share with their friends.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>“h-hello…?” you mumble hesitantly. this is probably the dumbest thing you’ve done in your life but you swear to god you heard those sounds. nothing happens for what seems like forever, until something does.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>as you’re about the give up your endeavor and admit insanity, a quiet voice escapes the fruit.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>“no one will ever believe you,” the banana chuckles breathily in your ear. it was so faint it could have been your imagination had it not been the feeling of breath  blowing into your ear. you freeze in panic because what the fuck just happened.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>at the same moment your younger sibling walks into the kitchen.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>“are you… talking to a banana?” they ask incredulously.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>embarrassed and shocked, you stammer out a response, “i-it’s not what it looks like!” you exclaim, quickly pulling the banana from your ear. “it-“</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>“whatever, im going back to bed,” your sibling frowns and walks out.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>you hear the banana laugh at you again.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>“no one,” it whispers with amusement. you swear you hear the smile in its voice.</p>
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