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Community, Family, and Finance: Cancel Your Credit Card Before You Die A lady died this past January, and the bank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to the Bank Here is the exchange Family Member: am calling to tell you she died back in January Bank The account was never closed and the late fees and charges stil apply. Family Member : 'Maybe, you should turn it over to collections. Bank: 'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.' Family Member So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?' Bank: 'Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!' Family Member 'Do you think God will be mad at her?' Bank: 'Excuse me?' Family Member: 'Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about her being dead?' Bank: 'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.' Supervisor gets on the phone: Family Member 'I'm calling to tell you, she died back in January with a $0 balance. Bank: 'The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply.' Family Member from her estate?' Bank (Stammer) 'Are you her lawyer?' Family Member 'No, I'm her great nephew. (Lawyer info was given) Bank: 'Could you fax us a certificate of death?' Family Member 'Sure. (Fax number was given) You mean you want to collect After they get the fax Bank: 'Our system just isn't setup for death. I don't know what more I can do to help. Family Member 'Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. She won't care. Bank: 'Well, the late fees and charges do still apply. (What is wrong with these people?1?) Family Member: 'Would you like her new billing address?' Bank: That might help... Family Member: 'Odessa Memorial Cemetery Highway 129, Plot Number 69.' Bank: 'Sir, that's a cemetery ! Family Member: 'And what do you do with dead people on your planet? thefingerfuckingfemalefury: ohgoditsneph: niniblack: eudoxiav: lawful-evil-novelist: theludicrousrival: billiam-spockspeare: Capitalism will put the bill on your grave and harass your grieving family until they pay One of my cousins passed away unexpectedly at the age of 35, and had been paying back a loan from the bank. About two weeks after his death, my great aunt received a statement from the bank (his mail was being delivered to her house) about a late payment. She called the bank and explained the situation and the only thing a manager could say was “Well, that’s unfortunate. We can arrange so payments will resume in 30 days, that should be enough time to have already paid for the other arrangements.” On top of the unexpected $10,000 funeral, cremation and burial bill, my aunt had to finish paying my uncle’s $5,000 loan. She’s a disabled retiree, on a fixed income, and could barely afford to pay for her insulin for diabetes. She nearly lost her home of more than 40 years. Fuck the system. She didn’t need to pay. When people die, their debts are not their family’s responsibility. In fact, it is outright illegal to try and collect those debts from a person who didn’t cosign the loan and isn’t executing the will. Debts and Deceased Relatives Here’s a link to the detail on that one. Banks count on people not knowing that last comment so that they can still get money They really do. My great-grandmother had her identity stolen before she died at the age of 93, and thousands of charges were racked up on credit cards in her name. After she passed away, they called my mother to try and collect. My mom laughed at them, and told them: “She’s dead, good luck collecting.” The credit card asked my mother, “Don’t you want to clear your grandmother’s debts? Don’t you want to clear her good name?” My mom laughed at them again. “No,” she said. “Because a 90 year old wasn’t watching porn with those credit cards, and her name is fine. Don’t give credit cards to old women likely to pass away soon. This is on you.” Which is how I learned as a young child to always question collection agents, and to never pay off debts that aren’t your own. They often can’t even collect that money from the estate, if there is one, depending on how you write your will and what kind of account the money was kept in. DO NOT EVER PAY OFF DEBTS THAT AREN’T YOUR OWN. If a loved one of yours dies and bill collectors (credit cards, loans, etc etc) start calling you off the hook and request that you pay off their debts, tell them in no uncertain terms to go fuck themselves. The reason being is that the moment you give them a single penny, that debt is now on YOU because you’ve now agreed to pay it off. Do not agree to pay off their debt. Do not pass go, do not give them $200. Boosting this to let people know that if any of these greedy little dog-fuckers start harassing them to pay off a relatives debt the correct thing to do is just tell them to piss off and not pay them a single thing And that there is NOTHING they can do if you do this Unless you cosigned the loan, are a joint account holder, or a spouse of the deceased in a community property state, you would likely not be on the hook for any debts from the deceased. The executor of their estate will be in charge of addressing the loans with the help of the estate and hopefully life insurance money, but if there isn’t enough in that to pay off the debts then creditors are just shit out of luck and they legally are not allowed to mislead you into thinking you have to pay them back when you don’t (which is not to say that they don’t try). You have a legal right to order them not to contact you via letter.
Community, Family, and Finance: Cancel Your Credit Card Before
 You Die
 A lady died this past January, and the bank billed
 her for February and March for their annual service
 charges on her credit card, and added late fees and
 interest on the monthly charge. The balance had
 been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere
 around $60.00. A family member placed a call to
 the Bank

 Here is the exchange
 Family Member: am calling to tell you she died
 back in January
 Bank The account was never closed and the late
 fees and charges stil apply.
 Family Member : 'Maybe, you should turn it over to
 collections.
 Bank: 'Since it is two months past due, it already
 has been.'
 Family Member So, what will they do when they
 find out she is dead?'
 Bank: 'Either report her account to frauds division
 or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!'
 Family Member 'Do you think God will be mad at
 her?'
 Bank: 'Excuse me?'

 Family Member: 'Did you just get what I was
 telling you -
 the part about her being dead?'
 Bank: 'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.'
 Supervisor gets on the phone:
 Family Member 'I'm calling to tell you, she died
 back in January with a $0 balance.
 Bank: 'The account was never closed and late fees
 and charges still apply.'
 Family Member
 from her estate?'
 Bank (Stammer) 'Are you her lawyer?'
 Family Member 'No, I'm her great nephew.
 (Lawyer info was given)
 Bank: 'Could you fax us a certificate of death?'
 Family Member 'Sure. (Fax number was given)
 You mean you want to collect

 After they get the fax
 Bank: 'Our system just isn't setup for death.
 I don't know what more I can do to help.
 Family Member 'Well, if you figure it out, great!
 If not, you could just keep billing her. She won't
 care.
 Bank: 'Well, the late fees and charges do still
 apply.
 (What is wrong with these people?1?)
 Family Member: 'Would you like her new billing
 address?'
 Bank: That might help...
 Family Member: 'Odessa Memorial Cemetery
 Highway 129, Plot Number 69.'
 Bank: 'Sir, that's a cemetery !
 Family Member: 'And what do you do with dead
 people on your planet?
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
ohgoditsneph:

niniblack:

eudoxiav:


lawful-evil-novelist:

theludicrousrival:


billiam-spockspeare:
Capitalism will put the bill on your grave and harass your grieving family until they pay

One of my cousins passed away unexpectedly at the age of 35, and had been paying back a loan from the bank. About two weeks after his death, my great aunt received a statement from the bank (his mail was being delivered to her house) about a late payment. She called the bank and explained the situation and the only thing a manager could say was “Well, that’s unfortunate. We can arrange so payments will resume in 30 days, that should be enough time to have already paid for the other arrangements.” 
On top of the unexpected $10,000 funeral, cremation and burial bill, my aunt had to finish paying my uncle’s $5,000 loan. She’s a disabled retiree, on a fixed income, and could barely afford to pay for her insulin for diabetes. She nearly lost her home of more than 40 years. Fuck the system. 


She didn’t need to pay.  When people die, their debts are not their family’s responsibility.
In fact, it is outright illegal to try and collect those debts from a person who didn’t cosign the loan and isn’t executing the will.
Debts and Deceased Relatives
Here’s a link to the detail on that one.


Banks count on people not knowing that last comment so that they can still get money


They really do. 
My great-grandmother had her identity stolen before she died at the age of 93, and thousands of charges were racked up on credit cards in her name. After she passed away, they called my mother to try and collect. My mom laughed at them, and told them: “She’s dead, good luck collecting.” The credit card asked my mother, “Don’t you want to clear your grandmother’s debts? Don’t you want to clear her good name?” My mom laughed at them again. “No,” she said. “Because a 90 year old wasn’t watching porn with those credit cards, and her name is fine. Don’t give credit cards to old women likely to pass away soon. This is on you.”
Which is how I learned as a young child to always question collection agents, and to never pay off debts that aren’t your own. They often can’t even collect that money from the estate, if there is one, depending on how you write your will and what kind of account the money was kept in. 

DO NOT EVER PAY OFF DEBTS THAT AREN’T YOUR OWN.

If a loved one of yours dies and bill collectors (credit cards, loans, etc etc) start calling you off the hook and request that you pay off their debts, tell them in no uncertain terms to go fuck themselves.
The reason being is that the moment you give them a single penny, that debt is now on YOU because you’ve now agreed to pay it off.

Do not agree to pay off their debt. Do not pass go, do not give them $200.

Boosting this to let people know that if any of these greedy little dog-fuckers start harassing them to pay off a relatives debt the correct thing to do is just tell them to piss off and not pay them a single thing 
And that there is NOTHING they can do if you do this 


Unless you cosigned the loan, are a joint account holder, or a spouse of the deceased in a community property state, you would likely not be on the hook for any debts from the deceased. The executor of their estate will be in charge of addressing the loans with the help of the estate and hopefully life insurance money, but if there isn’t enough in that to pay off the debts then creditors are just shit out of luck and they legally are not allowed to mislead you into thinking you have to pay them back when you don’t (which is not to say that they don’t try). You have a legal right to order them not to contact you via letter.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury: ohgoditsneph: niniblack: eudoxiav: lawful-evil-novelist: theludicrousrival: billiam-spockspeare: Capitali...

Family, Get Money, and God: Cancel Your Credit Card Before You Die A lady died this past January, and the bank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to the Bank Here is the exchange Family Member: am calling to tell you she died back in January Bank The account was never closed and the late fees and charges stil apply. Family Member : 'Maybe, you should turn it over to collections. Bank: 'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.' Family Member So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?' Bank: 'Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!' Family Member 'Do you think God will be mad at her?' Bank: 'Excuse me?' Family Member: 'Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about her being dead?' Bank: 'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.' Supervisor gets on the phone: Family Member 'I'm calling to tell you, she died back in January with a $0 balance. Bank: 'The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply.' Family Member from her estate?' Bank (Stammer) 'Are you her lawyer?' Family Member 'No, I'm her great nephew. (Lawyer info was given) Bank: 'Could you fax us a certificate of death?' Family Member 'Sure. (Fax number was given) You mean you want to collect After they get the fax Bank: 'Our system just isn't setup for death. I don't know what more I can do to help. Family Member 'Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. She won't care. Bank: 'Well, the late fees and charges do still apply. (What is wrong with these people?1?) Family Member: 'Would you like her new billing address?' Bank: That might help... Family Member: 'Odessa Memorial Cemetery Highway 129, Plot Number 69.' Bank: 'Sir, that's a cemetery ! Family Member: 'And what do you do with dead people on your planet? thefingerfuckingfemalefury: ohgoditsneph: niniblack: eudoxiav: lawful-evil-novelist: theludicrousrival: billiam-spockspeare: Capitalism will put the bill on your grave and harass your grieving family until they pay One of my cousins passed away unexpectedly at the age of 35, and had been paying back a loan from the bank. About two weeks after his death, my great aunt received a statement from the bank (his mail was being delivered to her house) about a late payment. She called the bank and explained the situation and the only thing a manager could say was “Well, that’s unfortunate. We can arrange so payments will resume in 30 days, that should be enough time to have already paid for the other arrangements.” On top of the unexpected $10,000 funeral, cremation and burial bill, my aunt had to finish paying my uncle’s $5,000 loan. She’s a disabled retiree, on a fixed income, and could barely afford to pay for her insulin for diabetes. She nearly lost her home of more than 40 years. Fuck the system. She didn’t need to pay. When people die, their debts are not their family’s responsibility. In fact, it is outright illegal to try and collect those debts from a person who didn’t cosign the loan and isn’t executing the will. Debts and Deceased Relatives Here’s a link to the detail on that one. Banks count on people not knowing that last comment so that they can still get money They really do. My great-grandmother had her identity stolen before she died at the age of 93, and thousands of charges were racked up on credit cards in her name. After she passed away, they called my mother to try and collect. My mom laughed at them, and told them: “She’s dead, good luck collecting.” The credit card asked my mother, “Don’t you want to clear your grandmother’s debts? Don’t you want to clear her good name?” My mom laughed at them again. “No,” she said. “Because a 90 year old wasn’t watching porn with those credit cards, and her name is fine. Don’t give credit cards to old women likely to pass away soon. This is on you.” Which is how I learned as a young child to always question collection agents, and to never pay off debts that aren’t your own. They often can’t even collect that money from the estate, if there is one, depending on how you write your will and what kind of account the money was kept in. DO NOT EVER PAY OFF DEBTS THAT AREN’T YOUR OWN. If a loved one of yours dies and bill collectors (credit cards, loans, etc etc) start calling you off the hook and request that you pay off their debts, tell them in no uncertain terms to go fuck themselves. The reason being is that the moment you give them a single penny, that debt is now on YOU because you’ve now agreed to pay it off. Do not agree to pay off their debt. Do not pass go, do not give them $200. Boosting this to let people know that if any of these greedy little dog-fuckers start harassing them to pay off a relatives debt the correct thing to do is just tell them to piss off and not pay them a single thing And that there is NOTHING they can do if you do this
Family, Get Money, and God: Cancel Your Credit Card Before
 You Die
 A lady died this past January, and the bank billed
 her for February and March for their annual service
 charges on her credit card, and added late fees and
 interest on the monthly charge. The balance had
 been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere
 around $60.00. A family member placed a call to
 the Bank

 Here is the exchange
 Family Member: am calling to tell you she died
 back in January
 Bank The account was never closed and the late
 fees and charges stil apply.
 Family Member : 'Maybe, you should turn it over to
 collections.
 Bank: 'Since it is two months past due, it already
 has been.'
 Family Member So, what will they do when they
 find out she is dead?'
 Bank: 'Either report her account to frauds division
 or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!'
 Family Member 'Do you think God will be mad at
 her?'
 Bank: 'Excuse me?'

 Family Member: 'Did you just get what I was
 telling you -
 the part about her being dead?'
 Bank: 'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.'
 Supervisor gets on the phone:
 Family Member 'I'm calling to tell you, she died
 back in January with a $0 balance.
 Bank: 'The account was never closed and late fees
 and charges still apply.'
 Family Member
 from her estate?'
 Bank (Stammer) 'Are you her lawyer?'
 Family Member 'No, I'm her great nephew.
 (Lawyer info was given)
 Bank: 'Could you fax us a certificate of death?'
 Family Member 'Sure. (Fax number was given)
 You mean you want to collect

 After they get the fax
 Bank: 'Our system just isn't setup for death.
 I don't know what more I can do to help.
 Family Member 'Well, if you figure it out, great!
 If not, you could just keep billing her. She won't
 care.
 Bank: 'Well, the late fees and charges do still
 apply.
 (What is wrong with these people?1?)
 Family Member: 'Would you like her new billing
 address?'
 Bank: That might help...
 Family Member: 'Odessa Memorial Cemetery
 Highway 129, Plot Number 69.'
 Bank: 'Sir, that's a cemetery !
 Family Member: 'And what do you do with dead
 people on your planet?
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
ohgoditsneph:

niniblack:

eudoxiav:


lawful-evil-novelist:

theludicrousrival:


billiam-spockspeare:
Capitalism will put the bill on your grave and harass your grieving family until they pay

One of my cousins passed away unexpectedly at the age of 35, and had been paying back a loan from the bank. About two weeks after his death, my great aunt received a statement from the bank (his mail was being delivered to her house) about a late payment. She called the bank and explained the situation and the only thing a manager could say was “Well, that’s unfortunate. We can arrange so payments will resume in 30 days, that should be enough time to have already paid for the other arrangements.” 
On top of the unexpected $10,000 funeral, cremation and burial bill, my aunt had to finish paying my uncle’s $5,000 loan. She’s a disabled retiree, on a fixed income, and could barely afford to pay for her insulin for diabetes. She nearly lost her home of more than 40 years. Fuck the system. 


She didn’t need to pay.  When people die, their debts are not their family’s responsibility.
In fact, it is outright illegal to try and collect those debts from a person who didn’t cosign the loan and isn’t executing the will.
Debts and Deceased Relatives
Here’s a link to the detail on that one.


Banks count on people not knowing that last comment so that they can still get money


They really do. 
My great-grandmother had her identity stolen before she died at the age of 93, and thousands of charges were racked up on credit cards in her name. After she passed away, they called my mother to try and collect. My mom laughed at them, and told them: “She’s dead, good luck collecting.” The credit card asked my mother, “Don’t you want to clear your grandmother’s debts? Don’t you want to clear her good name?” My mom laughed at them again. “No,” she said. “Because a 90 year old wasn’t watching porn with those credit cards, and her name is fine. Don’t give credit cards to old women likely to pass away soon. This is on you.”
Which is how I learned as a young child to always question collection agents, and to never pay off debts that aren’t your own. They often can’t even collect that money from the estate, if there is one, depending on how you write your will and what kind of account the money was kept in. 

DO NOT EVER PAY OFF DEBTS THAT AREN’T YOUR OWN.

If a loved one of yours dies and bill collectors (credit cards, loans, etc etc) start calling you off the hook and request that you pay off their debts, tell them in no uncertain terms to go fuck themselves.
The reason being is that the moment you give them a single penny, that debt is now on YOU because you’ve now agreed to pay it off.

Do not agree to pay off their debt. Do not pass go, do not give them $200.

Boosting this to let people know that if any of these greedy little dog-fuckers start harassing them to pay off a relatives debt the correct thing to do is just tell them to piss off and not pay them a single thing 
And that there is NOTHING they can do if you do this

thefingerfuckingfemalefury: ohgoditsneph: niniblack: eudoxiav: lawful-evil-novelist: theludicrousrival: billiam-spockspeare: Capitali...

Bailey Jay, Family, and Get Money: Cancel Your Credit Card Before You Die A lady died this past January, and the bank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to the Bank Here is the exchange Family Member: am calling to tell you she died back in January Bank The account was never closed and the late fees and charges stil apply. Family Member : 'Maybe, you should turn it over to collections. Bank: 'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.' Family Member So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?' Bank: 'Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!' Family Member 'Do you think God will be mad at her?' Bank: 'Excuse me?' Family Member: 'Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about her being dead?' Bank: 'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.' Supervisor gets on the phone: Family Member 'I'm calling to tell you, she died back in January with a $0 balance. Bank: 'The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply.' Family Member from her estate?' Bank (Stammer) 'Are you her lawyer?' Family Member 'No, I'm her great nephew. (Lawyer info was given) Bank: 'Could you fax us a certificate of death?' Family Member 'Sure. (Fax number was given) You mean you want to collect After they get the fax Bank: 'Our system just isn't setup for death. I don't know what more I can do to help. Family Member 'Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. She won't care. Bank: 'Well, the late fees and charges do still apply. (What is wrong with these people?1?) Family Member: 'Would you like her new billing address?' Bank: That might help... Family Member: 'Odessa Memorial Cemetery Highway 129, Plot Number 69.' Bank: 'Sir, that's a cemetery ! Family Member: 'And what do you do with dead people on your planet? ohgoditsneph: niniblack: eudoxiav: lawful-evil-novelist: theludicrousrival: billiam-spockspeare: Capitalism will put the bill on your grave and harass your grieving family until they pay One of my cousins passed away unexpectedly at the age of 35, and had been paying back a loan from the bank. About two weeks after his death, my great aunt received a statement from the bank (his mail was being delivered to her house) about a late payment. She called the bank and explained the situation and the only thing a manager could say was “Well, that’s unfortunate. We can arrange so payments will resume in 30 days, that should be enough time to have already paid for the other arrangements.” On top of the unexpected $10,000 funeral, cremation and burial bill, my aunt had to finish paying my uncle’s $5,000 loan. She’s a disabled retiree, on a fixed income, and could barely afford to pay for her insulin for diabetes. She nearly lost her home of more than 40 years. Fuck the system. She didn’t need to pay. When people die, their debts are not their family’s responsibility. In fact, it is outright illegal to try and collect those debts from a person who didn’t cosign the loan and isn’t executing the will. Debts and Deceased Relatives Here’s a link to the detail on that one. Banks count on people not knowing that last comment so that they can still get money They really do. My great-grandmother had her identity stolen before she died at the age of 93, and thousands of charges were racked up on credit cards in her name. After she passed away, they called my mother to try and collect. My mom laughed at them, and told them: “She’s dead, good luck collecting.” The credit card asked my mother, “Don’t you want to clear your grandmother’s debts? Don’t you want to clear her good name?” My mom laughed at them again. “No,” she said. “Because a 90 year old wasn’t watching porn with those credit cards, and her name is fine. Don’t give credit cards to old women likely to pass away soon. This is on you.” Which is how I learned as a young child to always question collection agents, and to never pay off debts that aren’t your own. They often can’t even collect that money from the estate, if there is one, depending on how you write your will and what kind of account the money was kept in. DO NOT EVER PAY OFF DEBTS THAT AREN’T YOUR OWN. If a loved one of yours dies and bill collectors (credit cards, loans, etc etc) start calling you off the hook and request that you pay off their debts, tell them in no uncertain terms to go fuck themselves. The reason being is that the moment you give them a single penny, that debt is now on YOU because you’ve now agreed to pay it off. Do not agree to pay off their debt. Do not pass go, do not give them $200.
Bailey Jay, Family, and Get Money: Cancel Your Credit Card Before
 You Die
 A lady died this past January, and the bank billed
 her for February and March for their annual service
 charges on her credit card, and added late fees and
 interest on the monthly charge. The balance had
 been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere
 around $60.00. A family member placed a call to
 the Bank

 Here is the exchange
 Family Member: am calling to tell you she died
 back in January
 Bank The account was never closed and the late
 fees and charges stil apply.
 Family Member : 'Maybe, you should turn it over to
 collections.
 Bank: 'Since it is two months past due, it already
 has been.'
 Family Member So, what will they do when they
 find out she is dead?'
 Bank: 'Either report her account to frauds division
 or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!'
 Family Member 'Do you think God will be mad at
 her?'
 Bank: 'Excuse me?'

 Family Member: 'Did you just get what I was
 telling you -
 the part about her being dead?'
 Bank: 'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.'
 Supervisor gets on the phone:
 Family Member 'I'm calling to tell you, she died
 back in January with a $0 balance.
 Bank: 'The account was never closed and late fees
 and charges still apply.'
 Family Member
 from her estate?'
 Bank (Stammer) 'Are you her lawyer?'
 Family Member 'No, I'm her great nephew.
 (Lawyer info was given)
 Bank: 'Could you fax us a certificate of death?'
 Family Member 'Sure. (Fax number was given)
 You mean you want to collect

 After they get the fax
 Bank: 'Our system just isn't setup for death.
 I don't know what more I can do to help.
 Family Member 'Well, if you figure it out, great!
 If not, you could just keep billing her. She won't
 care.
 Bank: 'Well, the late fees and charges do still
 apply.
 (What is wrong with these people?1?)
 Family Member: 'Would you like her new billing
 address?'
 Bank: That might help...
 Family Member: 'Odessa Memorial Cemetery
 Highway 129, Plot Number 69.'
 Bank: 'Sir, that's a cemetery !
 Family Member: 'And what do you do with dead
 people on your planet?
ohgoditsneph:

niniblack:

eudoxiav:


lawful-evil-novelist:

theludicrousrival:


billiam-spockspeare:
Capitalism will put the bill on your grave and harass your grieving family until they pay

One of my cousins passed away unexpectedly at the age of 35, and had been paying back a loan from the bank. About two weeks after his death, my great aunt received a statement from the bank (his mail was being delivered to her house) about a late payment. She called the bank and explained the situation and the only thing a manager could say was “Well, that’s unfortunate. We can arrange so payments will resume in 30 days, that should be enough time to have already paid for the other arrangements.” 
On top of the unexpected $10,000 funeral, cremation and burial bill, my aunt had to finish paying my uncle’s $5,000 loan. She’s a disabled retiree, on a fixed income, and could barely afford to pay for her insulin for diabetes. She nearly lost her home of more than 40 years. Fuck the system. 


She didn’t need to pay.  When people die, their debts are not their family’s responsibility.
In fact, it is outright illegal to try and collect those debts from a person who didn’t cosign the loan and isn’t executing the will.
Debts and Deceased Relatives
Here’s a link to the detail on that one.


Banks count on people not knowing that last comment so that they can still get money


They really do. 
My great-grandmother had her identity stolen before she died at the age of 93, and thousands of charges were racked up on credit cards in her name. After she passed away, they called my mother to try and collect. My mom laughed at them, and told them: “She’s dead, good luck collecting.” The credit card asked my mother, “Don’t you want to clear your grandmother’s debts? Don’t you want to clear her good name?” My mom laughed at them again. “No,” she said. “Because a 90 year old wasn’t watching porn with those credit cards, and her name is fine. Don’t give credit cards to old women likely to pass away soon. This is on you.”
Which is how I learned as a young child to always question collection agents, and to never pay off debts that aren’t your own. They often can’t even collect that money from the estate, if there is one, depending on how you write your will and what kind of account the money was kept in. 

DO NOT EVER PAY OFF DEBTS THAT AREN’T YOUR OWN.

If a loved one of yours dies and bill collectors (credit cards, loans, etc etc) start calling you off the hook and request that you pay off their debts, tell them in no uncertain terms to go fuck themselves.
The reason being is that the moment you give them a single penny, that debt is now on YOU because you’ve now agreed to pay it off.

Do not agree to pay off their debt. Do not pass go, do not give them $200.

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9/11, cnn.com, and Dad: Brianna @Briiseppe Y'all think Ima take off of work, spend my hard earned money on a flight JUST to give up my seat for $10k? Cus that's exactly what Ima do CNN @CNN Delta will now pay you up to $10,000 to give up your seat on an overbooked flight cnn.it/ 2pjJNus N669CA 소DELTA CONNECTION 340 reasonablyobsessed: captainnickii: weavemama: me after getting kicked off an overbooked delta flight  I am so weakkkk No you don’t understand tho my dad literally used to do this. Before 9/11, when airport security was way more lax, my dad’s friend ran an airport scam ring with like 30 of his friends. They would literally do this - waltz on in to the airport, find a gate that looked overbooked, and buy a ticket. Because of the slower computer systems, they could get away with buying tickets seconds before a plane was announced to be overbooked, then offer to give up their seats for the cash. They also all used to fly under my dad’s friend’s name and racked up like millions of frequent flyer miles. They’re pretty sure that at one point, there were five different guys flying under the same name in the air at the exact same time and the airlines just contacted the guy saying “oh there’s been a glitch.” They never got caught until my dad’s friend got a passive aggressive letter from Delta in his mail THIS YEAR (15+ years after they stopped) basically saying “we know what you did.”
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reasonablyobsessed:
captainnickii:

weavemama:

me after getting kicked off an overbooked delta flight 


I am so weakkkk


No you don’t understand tho my dad literally used to do this. Before 9/11, when airport security was way more lax, my dad’s friend ran an airport scam ring with like 30 of his friends.  They would literally do this - waltz on in to the airport, find a gate that looked overbooked, and buy a ticket. Because of the slower computer systems, they could get away with buying tickets seconds before a plane was announced to be overbooked, then offer to give up their seats for the cash. 
They also all used to fly under my dad’s friend’s name and racked up like millions of frequent flyer miles. They’re pretty sure that at one point, there were five different guys flying under the same name in the air at the exact same time and the airlines just contacted the guy saying “oh there’s been a glitch.” 
They never got caught until my dad’s friend got a passive aggressive letter from Delta in his mail THIS YEAR (15+ years after they stopped) basically saying “we know what you did.”

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Beautiful, Fucking, and Girls: Vox @voxdotcom Vox Superheroes don't wear ponytails and yes, it's sexist. Via @Racked Superheroes Don't Wear Ponvtails, and Yes <p><a href="https://witchin-bitchin-twopointoh.tumblr.com/post/173782852579/frequentsleepermiles-libertarirynn-hello" class="tumblr_blog">witchin-bitchin-twopointoh</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://frequentsleepermiles.tumblr.com/post/173778403051/libertarirynn-hello-darkness-my-old-friend" class="tumblr_blog">frequentsleepermiles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/173774527164/hello-darkness-my-old-friend" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Hello darkness my old friend</p></blockquote> <p>For people who care about sexism so much, they sure do focus a lot on physical traits. </p> </blockquote> <p><a href="https://www.racked.com/2018/4/25/17275020/avengers-infinity-war-hair-mantis-black-widow-gamora-scarlet-witch">https://www.racked.com/2018/4/25/17275020/avengers-infinity-war-hair-mantis-black-widow-gamora-scarlet-witch</a></p> <p>Here’s the linked article. Didn’t really seem all that unreasonable to me, perhaps stretching a bit but it does make a few reasonable critiques. The bits about hair length in comic book girls being tied to their relationship with traditional femininity and the was an interesting point. </p> <p>You’ll notice that nowhere in the actual article does it call the movies or the characters themselves sexist or “problematic.” The headline was obviously clickbait to get attention, however, so… congrats, you gave the article the attention it wanted. </p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="124" data-orig-width="750"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6a7f90178b45b2d73562e6788c1b1532/tumblr_inline_p8jiwpge3J1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="124" data-orig-width="750"/></figure><p>I can and did read the entire article but thanks for your brilliant input. </p><p>The headline is whiny bullshit, the article is also full of whiny bullshit that blows things way out of proportion, ignores males that have the same issue (male heroes are expected to be ripped as much as female heroes are expected to be beautiful. Fighting While Hot™️ is a unisex requirement), and complains about long hair being “unrealistic“ in a universe with fucking laser beams and thunder gods and talking trees.</p>
Beautiful, Fucking, and Girls: Vox
 @voxdotcom
 Vox
 Superheroes don't wear ponytails
 and yes, it's sexist. Via @Racked
 Superheroes Don't Wear Ponvtails, and Yes
<p><a href="https://witchin-bitchin-twopointoh.tumblr.com/post/173782852579/frequentsleepermiles-libertarirynn-hello" class="tumblr_blog">witchin-bitchin-twopointoh</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://frequentsleepermiles.tumblr.com/post/173778403051/libertarirynn-hello-darkness-my-old-friend" class="tumblr_blog">frequentsleepermiles</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/173774527164/hello-darkness-my-old-friend" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Hello darkness my old friend</p></blockquote>

<p>For people who care about sexism so much, they sure do focus a lot on physical traits. </p>
</blockquote>

<p><a href="https://www.racked.com/2018/4/25/17275020/avengers-infinity-war-hair-mantis-black-widow-gamora-scarlet-witch">https://www.racked.com/2018/4/25/17275020/avengers-infinity-war-hair-mantis-black-widow-gamora-scarlet-witch</a></p>
<p>Here’s the linked article. Didn’t really seem all that unreasonable to me, perhaps stretching a bit but it does make a few reasonable critiques. The bits about hair length in comic book girls being tied to their relationship with traditional femininity and the was an interesting point. </p>
<p>You’ll notice that nowhere in the actual article does it call the movies or the characters themselves sexist or “problematic.”  The headline was obviously clickbait to get attention, however, so… congrats, you gave the article the attention it wanted. </p>
</blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="124" data-orig-width="750"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6a7f90178b45b2d73562e6788c1b1532/tumblr_inline_p8jiwpge3J1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="124" data-orig-width="750"/></figure><p>I can and did read the entire article but thanks for your brilliant input. </p><p>The headline is whiny bullshit, the article is also full of whiny bullshit that blows things way out of proportion, ignores males that have the same issue (male heroes are expected to be ripped as much as female heroes are expected to be beautiful. Fighting While Hot™️ is a unisex requirement), and complains about long hair being “unrealistic“ in a universe with fucking laser beams and thunder gods and talking trees.</p>

witchin-bitchin-twopointoh: frequentsleepermiles: libertarirynn: Hello darkness my old friend For people who care about sexism so much,...

America, Hello, and Movies: Vox @voxdotcom Vox Superheroes don't wear ponytails and yes, it's sexist. Via @Racked Superheroes Don't Wear Ponvtails, and Yes <p><a href="http://cliff-snowpeak.tumblr.com/post/173777147515/libertarirynn-jurakan-libertarirynn-hello" class="tumblr_blog">cliff-snowpeak</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/173775013139/jurakan-libertarirynn-hello-darkness-my-old" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://jurakan.tumblr.com/post/173774569784/libertarirynn-hello-darkness-my-old-friend-wait" class="tumblr_blog">jurakan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/173774527164/hello-darkness-my-old-friend" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Hello darkness my old friend</p></blockquote> <p>wait what</p> </blockquote> <p>From the article:</p> <h2>“Even today, the physical attributes and feminine beauty of superheroines are exaggerated to make them look like, well, frankly, porn stars at worst, and sexy female athletes at best”</h2> <p class="npf_quirky" data-npf='{"subtype":"quirky"}'>HOLY SHIT, REALLY???</p> <p>You mean to tell me that comic book movies have characters with EXAGGERATED ATTRACTIVENESS??!?!? Y’all really out here big mad because Black Widow didn’t fight Thanos with a messy bun?</p> <p>Also, porn stars? Yeah</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="675" data-orig-width="1200"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dc3e61fc7f2c6a5151b0d1be0e432c92/tumblr_inline_p8j3l5X7K11rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="675" data-orig-width="1200"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="450"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1e21407b4c5f9c05456b26f33f12ca8d/tumblr_inline_p8j3l5dudc1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="450"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="750" data-orig-width="494"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/06a24969b89f4bda455894d3a33b73e1/tumblr_inline_p8j3l54g0L1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="750" data-orig-width="494"/></figure><p>Just look at these absolute thots.</p> <p>And are you really gonna pretend the physical attributes of male heroes aren’t equally exaggerated?</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="352" data-orig-width="616"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e50650fe8c64cc45a0a49b1c154c9727/tumblr_inline_p8j3qxQfVj1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="352" data-orig-width="616"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="853" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fa6dd8eed0c9092897f7c5845e746eeb/tumblr_inline_p8j3qxV7gU1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="853" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="376" data-orig-width="628"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8b4e28dfa3b90c6d993205431523a58f/tumblr_inline_p8j3qyB2DV1rw09tq_1280.png" data-orig-height="376" data-orig-width="628"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a3b892f91a86637ffd795f53e80755ed/tumblr_inline_p8j3qySjMW1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1065" data-orig-width="710"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6328a5326438869b475cffd0bc37a347/tumblr_inline_p8j3qyKZhi1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="1065" data-orig-width="710"/></figure><p>Y’know, ‘cause every guy at Walmart has abs like Captain America.</p> </blockquote> <p>On top of all that, Wasp is sporting a ponytail in the trailers for Antman and the Wasp. We just gonna ignore that?</p></blockquote> <p>Of course they will. Just like they ignore the fact that Thor and Loki have long hair. If it doesn’t fit the narrative, it’s out.</p>
America, Hello, and Movies: Vox
 @voxdotcom
 Vox
 Superheroes don't wear ponytails
 and yes, it's sexist. Via @Racked
 Superheroes Don't Wear Ponvtails, and Yes
<p><a href="http://cliff-snowpeak.tumblr.com/post/173777147515/libertarirynn-jurakan-libertarirynn-hello" class="tumblr_blog">cliff-snowpeak</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/173775013139/jurakan-libertarirynn-hello-darkness-my-old" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://jurakan.tumblr.com/post/173774569784/libertarirynn-hello-darkness-my-old-friend-wait" class="tumblr_blog">jurakan</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/173774527164/hello-darkness-my-old-friend" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Hello darkness my old friend</p></blockquote>
<p>wait what</p>
</blockquote>
<p>From the article:</p>
<h2>“Even today, the physical attributes and feminine beauty of superheroines are exaggerated to make them look like, well, frankly, porn stars at worst, and sexy female athletes at best”</h2>
<p class="npf_quirky" data-npf='{"subtype":"quirky"}'>HOLY SHIT, REALLY???</p>
<p>You mean to tell me that comic book movies have characters with EXAGGERATED ATTRACTIVENESS??!?!? Y’all really out here big mad because Black Widow didn’t fight Thanos with a messy bun?</p>
<p>Also, porn stars? Yeah</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="675" data-orig-width="1200"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dc3e61fc7f2c6a5151b0d1be0e432c92/tumblr_inline_p8j3l5X7K11rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="675" data-orig-width="1200"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="450"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1e21407b4c5f9c05456b26f33f12ca8d/tumblr_inline_p8j3l5dudc1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="450"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="750" data-orig-width="494"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/06a24969b89f4bda455894d3a33b73e1/tumblr_inline_p8j3l54g0L1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="750" data-orig-width="494"/></figure><p>Just look at these absolute thots.</p>
<p>And are you really gonna pretend the physical attributes of male heroes aren’t equally exaggerated?</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="352" data-orig-width="616"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e50650fe8c64cc45a0a49b1c154c9727/tumblr_inline_p8j3qxQfVj1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="352" data-orig-width="616"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="853" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fa6dd8eed0c9092897f7c5845e746eeb/tumblr_inline_p8j3qxV7gU1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="853" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="376" data-orig-width="628"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8b4e28dfa3b90c6d993205431523a58f/tumblr_inline_p8j3qyB2DV1rw09tq_1280.png" data-orig-height="376" data-orig-width="628"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a3b892f91a86637ffd795f53e80755ed/tumblr_inline_p8j3qySjMW1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1065" data-orig-width="710"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6328a5326438869b475cffd0bc37a347/tumblr_inline_p8j3qyKZhi1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="1065" data-orig-width="710"/></figure><p>Y’know, ‘cause every guy at Walmart has abs like Captain America.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>On top of all that, Wasp is sporting a ponytail in the trailers for Antman and the Wasp. We just gonna ignore that?</p></blockquote>

<p>Of course they will. Just like they ignore the fact that Thor and Loki have long hair. If it doesn’t fit the narrative, it’s out.</p>

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America, Hello, and Movies: Vox @voxdotcom Vox Superheroes don't wear ponytails and yes, it's sexist. Via @Racked Superheroes Don't Wear Ponvtails, and Yes <p><a href="http://jurakan.tumblr.com/post/173774569784/libertarirynn-hello-darkness-my-old-friend-wait" class="tumblr_blog">jurakan</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/173774527164/hello-darkness-my-old-friend" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Hello darkness my old friend</p></blockquote> <p>wait what</p> </blockquote><p>From the article:</p><h2>“Even today, the physical attributes and feminine beauty of superheroines are exaggerated to make them look like, well, frankly, porn stars at worst, and sexy female athletes at best”</h2><p class="npf_quirky" data-npf='{"subtype":"quirky"}'>HOLY SHIT, REALLY???</p><p>You mean to tell me that comic book movies have characters with EXAGGERATED ATTRACTIVENESS??!?!? Y’all really out here big mad because Black Widow didn’t fight Thanos with a messy bun?</p><p>Also, porn stars? Yeah</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="675" data-orig-width="1200"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dc3e61fc7f2c6a5151b0d1be0e432c92/tumblr_inline_p8j3l5X7K11rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="675" data-orig-width="1200"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="450"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1e21407b4c5f9c05456b26f33f12ca8d/tumblr_inline_p8j3l5dudc1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="450"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="750" data-orig-width="494"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/06a24969b89f4bda455894d3a33b73e1/tumblr_inline_p8j3l54g0L1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="750" data-orig-width="494"/></figure><p>Just look at these absolute thots.</p><p>And are you really gonna pretend the physical attributes of male heroes aren’t equally exaggerated?</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="352" data-orig-width="616"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e50650fe8c64cc45a0a49b1c154c9727/tumblr_inline_p8j3qxQfVj1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="352" data-orig-width="616"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="853" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fa6dd8eed0c9092897f7c5845e746eeb/tumblr_inline_p8j3qxV7gU1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="853" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="376" data-orig-width="628"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8b4e28dfa3b90c6d993205431523a58f/tumblr_inline_p8j3qyB2DV1rw09tq_1280.png" data-orig-height="376" data-orig-width="628"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a3b892f91a86637ffd795f53e80755ed/tumblr_inline_p8j3qySjMW1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1065" data-orig-width="710"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6328a5326438869b475cffd0bc37a347/tumblr_inline_p8j3qyKZhi1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="1065" data-orig-width="710"/></figure><p>Y’know, ‘cause every guy at Walmart has abs like Captain America.</p>
America, Hello, and Movies: Vox
 @voxdotcom
 Vox
 Superheroes don't wear ponytails
 and yes, it's sexist. Via @Racked
 Superheroes Don't Wear Ponvtails, and Yes
<p><a href="http://jurakan.tumblr.com/post/173774569784/libertarirynn-hello-darkness-my-old-friend-wait" class="tumblr_blog">jurakan</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/173774527164/hello-darkness-my-old-friend" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Hello darkness my old friend</p></blockquote>
<p>wait what</p>
</blockquote><p>From the article:</p><h2>“Even today, the physical attributes and feminine beauty of superheroines are exaggerated to make them look like, well, frankly, porn stars at worst, and sexy female athletes at best”</h2><p class="npf_quirky" data-npf='{"subtype":"quirky"}'>HOLY SHIT, REALLY???</p><p>You mean to tell me that comic book movies have characters with EXAGGERATED ATTRACTIVENESS??!?!? Y’all really out here big mad because Black Widow didn’t fight Thanos with a messy bun?</p><p>Also, porn stars? Yeah</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="675" data-orig-width="1200"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dc3e61fc7f2c6a5151b0d1be0e432c92/tumblr_inline_p8j3l5X7K11rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="675" data-orig-width="1200"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="450"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1e21407b4c5f9c05456b26f33f12ca8d/tumblr_inline_p8j3l5dudc1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="450"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="750" data-orig-width="494"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/06a24969b89f4bda455894d3a33b73e1/tumblr_inline_p8j3l54g0L1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="750" data-orig-width="494"/></figure><p>Just look at these absolute thots.</p><p>And are you really gonna pretend the physical attributes of male heroes aren’t equally exaggerated?</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="352" data-orig-width="616"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e50650fe8c64cc45a0a49b1c154c9727/tumblr_inline_p8j3qxQfVj1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="352" data-orig-width="616"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="853" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fa6dd8eed0c9092897f7c5845e746eeb/tumblr_inline_p8j3qxV7gU1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="853" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="376" data-orig-width="628"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8b4e28dfa3b90c6d993205431523a58f/tumblr_inline_p8j3qyB2DV1rw09tq_1280.png" data-orig-height="376" data-orig-width="628"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a3b892f91a86637ffd795f53e80755ed/tumblr_inline_p8j3qySjMW1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1065" data-orig-width="710"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6328a5326438869b475cffd0bc37a347/tumblr_inline_p8j3qyKZhi1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="1065" data-orig-width="710"/></figure><p>Y’know, ‘cause every guy at Walmart has abs like Captain America.</p>

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