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Beautiful, Christmas, and College: - File: 3fb85ce1580af24d83f6bde17301e0fe85e().png (204 KB, 1063x1063) Parents of /r9k/ Anonymous 10/18/18(Thu)11:30:47 No.48770954 [Reply] >48771097 >>48 48772649 29 >be 19 yr old kv suicidal depressed neet >live with parents >unmarried sister gets preggers because of her bf and doesn't want the kid, but doesn't want to abort either >kid is born, beautiful boy >she abandons him at parents home to pursue her dead entng career parents, and i basically take care of him love him like my own son, he calls me papa son grows up fine, i get warehouse job to have more money to make him happier start jogging in the morning to have enough stamina to play with him >son is great at academics, gets As start getting along better with my own parents since we're taking care of my son together work harder and get promoted, more money to buy son toys >experience first hand what raising a child is like, love him now am 36 yrs old kv with a managerial job at a shipping company >son has gone to univ this year parents and i are very lonely with nothing to do all day wait for son's call in the back of our heads all the time sister is still struggling with hectigcar (son calls her auntie Imao son is coming home for christmas can't decide what to do to celebrate his first year at college almost know for certain that if son hadn't been born, i would've probably jumped off a building to end my pathetic life Any other parents here? This green text story warmed my heart (somehow)
Beautiful, Christmas, and College: - File: 3fb85ce1580af24d83f6bde17301e0fe85e().png (204 KB, 1063x1063)
 Parents of /r9k/ Anonymous
 10/18/18(Thu)11:30:47 No.48770954 [Reply]
 >48771097 >>48
 48772649
 29
 >be 19 yr old kv suicidal depressed neet
 >live with parents
 >unmarried sister gets preggers
 because of her bf and doesn't want the
 kid, but doesn't want to abort either
 >kid is born, beautiful boy
 >she abandons him at parents home to
 pursue her dead entng
 career
 parents, and i basically take care of
 him
 love him like my own son, he calls me papa
 son grows up fine, i get warehouse job to have more money to make him
 happier
 start jogging in the morning to have enough stamina to play with him
 >son is great at academics, gets As
 start getting along better with my own parents since we're taking care of my
 son together
 work harder and get promoted, more money to buy son toys
 >experience first hand what raising a child is like, love him
 now am 36 yrs old kv with a managerial job at a shipping company
 >son has gone to univ this year
 parents and i are very lonely with nothing to do all day
 wait for son's call in the back of our heads all the time
 sister is still struggling with hectigcar (son calls her auntie
 Imao
 son is coming home for christmas
 can't decide what to do to celebrate his first year at college
 almost know for certain that if son hadn't been born, i would've probably
 jumped off a building to end my pathetic life
 Any other parents here?
This green text story warmed my heart (somehow)

This green text story warmed my heart (somehow)

Chicago, Chief Keef, and College: March 2015 c2 ca 2D HARVARD COLLEG Office of Admissions and Financial Aid Molly McGaan 30 W. Webster Ave Chicago, I1 60614 Dear Ms. McGaan: Thank you for your interest in Harvard College. After careful consideration of your application, I am sorry to inform you that we are unable to offer you a place in the class of 2019. This year's application pool was the strongest in the College's history, and we are unable to offer admission to every student, regardless of their proficiency in dank memes", or their level of Swagg moneyyyy" Although your GPA and ACT seores were certainly up to our standards, your essays raised some eyebrows at the admissions meetings. For future reference, it is not wise to start an essay with the words, "listen here u little slanks" and end with "McGaan out *drops mic" We also didn't need a copy of your mixtape, regardless of how ire it is (one admissions counselor actually listened to it, and we are pretty sure 40 minutes of you making animal noises is not fire). In addition, we will be returning your copy of Grownups 2 signed by Chancellor Angela Merkel, because you said it's your "greatest possession" and we don't want it. We also suggest obtaining recommendation letters from teachers or trusted mentors, not "my #4 side ho Derek" or Chief Keef. who submitted a picture of a dinosaur drawn in crayon on a rolling paper. We greatly appreciate your interest in Harvard, and we offer our best wishes of success as you pursue your educational goals. this is too good
Chicago, Chief Keef, and College: March 2015
 c2 ca
 2D
 HARVARD COLLEG
 Office of Admissions and Financial Aid
 Molly McGaan
 30 W. Webster Ave
 Chicago, I1 60614
 Dear Ms. McGaan:
 Thank you for your interest in Harvard College.
 After careful consideration of your application, I am sorry to inform you that we are
 unable to offer you a place in the class of 2019. This year's application pool was the strongest in
 the College's history, and we are unable to offer admission to every student, regardless of their
 proficiency in dank memes", or their level of Swagg moneyyyy" Although your GPA and
 ACT seores were certainly up to our standards, your essays raised some eyebrows at the
 admissions meetings. For future reference, it is not wise to start an essay with the words, "listen
 here u little slanks" and end with "McGaan out *drops mic" We also didn't need a copy of
 your mixtape, regardless of how ire it is (one admissions counselor actually listened to it, and
 we are pretty sure 40 minutes of you making animal noises is not fire). In addition, we will be
 returning your copy of Grownups 2 signed by Chancellor Angela Merkel, because you said it's
 your "greatest possession" and we don't want it. We also suggest obtaining recommendation
 letters from teachers or trusted mentors, not "my #4 side ho Derek" or Chief Keef. who
 submitted a picture of a dinosaur drawn in crayon on a rolling paper.
 We greatly appreciate your interest in Harvard, and we offer our best wishes of success
 as you pursue your educational goals.
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this is too good

Chicago, Chief Keef, and College: Got denied from harvard 0 March 2015 03 07 HARVARD COLLEE Office of Admissions and Financial Aid Molly McGaan 330 W. Webster Ave. Chicago, 11 60614 Dear Ms. MeGaan: Thank you for your interest in Harvard College. After careful consideration of your application I am sorry to inform you that we are unable to offer you a place in the class of 2019. This year's application pool was the strongest in the College's history, and we are unable to offer admission to every student, regardless of their proficiency in "dank memes", or their level of"Swagg moneyyyy." Although your GPA and ACT scores were certainly up to our standards, your essays raised some eyebrows at the admissions meetings. For future reference, it is not wise to start an essay with the words, "listen here u little slanks" and end with "McGaan out drops mic" We also didn't need a copy of your mixtape, regardless of how fire" it is (one admissions counselor actually listened to it, and we are pretty sure 40 minutes of you making animal noises is notire). In addition, we will be returning your copy of Grownups 2 signed by Chancellor Angela Merkel, because you said it's your "greatest possession" and we don't want it. We also suggest obtaining recommendation letters from teachers or trusted mentors, not"my #4 side ho Derek", or Chief Keef, who submitted a picture of a dinosaur drawn in crayon on a rolling paper. We greatly appreciate your interest in Harvard, and we offer our best wishes of success as you pursue your educational goals read this 😂
Chicago, Chief Keef, and College: Got denied from harvard
 0
 March 2015
 03 07
 HARVARD COLLEE Office of Admissions and Financial Aid
 Molly McGaan
 330 W. Webster Ave.
 Chicago, 11 60614
 Dear Ms. MeGaan:
 Thank you for your interest in Harvard College.
 After careful consideration of your application I am sorry to inform you that we are
 unable to offer you a place in the class of 2019. This year's application pool was the strongest in
 the College's history, and we are unable to offer admission to every student, regardless of their
 proficiency in "dank memes", or their level of"Swagg moneyyyy." Although your GPA and
 ACT scores were certainly up to our standards, your essays raised some eyebrows at the
 admissions meetings. For future reference, it is not wise to start an essay with the words, "listen
 here u little slanks" and end with "McGaan out drops mic" We also didn't need a copy of
 your mixtape, regardless of how fire" it is (one admissions counselor actually listened to it, and
 we are pretty sure 40 minutes of you making animal noises is notire). In addition, we will be
 returning your copy of Grownups 2 signed by Chancellor Angela Merkel, because you said it's
 your "greatest possession" and we don't want it. We also suggest obtaining recommendation
 letters from teachers or trusted mentors, not"my #4 side ho Derek", or Chief Keef, who
 submitted a picture of a dinosaur drawn in crayon on a rolling paper.
 We greatly appreciate your interest in Harvard, and we offer our best wishes of success
 as you pursue your educational goals
read this 😂

read this 😂

Goals, Memes, and True: memes @memeprovider when u were academically successful but ur mental health got in the way of ur education & now ull never be able to achieve what u couldve t times like this quess all vou can dO Is augh <p><a href="http://pinkdementors.tumblr.com/post/166030775047/jrpg-phoneus-jacgayline-this-isnt-even" class="tumblr_blog">pinkdementors</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://jrpg.tumblr.com/post/155723269175" class="tumblr_blog">jrpg</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://phoneus.tumblr.com/post/155722488754/this-isnt-even-true-theres-always-a-chance-u" class="tumblr_blog">phoneus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://jacgayline.tumblr.com/post/155722439713/this-isnt-even-true-theres-always-a-chance-u" class="tumblr_blog">jacgayline</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>This isnt even true theres always a chance u weenies</p></blockquote> <p>it’s never too late</p> </blockquote> <p>when u make the gradual process to get better and achieve ur dreams</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="456" data-orig-width="615"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/295a88bf73618c1d435dce540b512f1f/tumblr_inline_ojmknaSfZu1qis66x_540.png" data-orig-height="456" data-orig-width="615"/></figure></blockquote> <p>when u see positive posts like these on the dash and get inspired to pursue your goals</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="405" data-orig-width="540"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1cc520c05c8f2a163c9d8fc15168b307/tumblr_inline_oxa7wlc7SU1rva0l3_540.jpg" data-orig-height="405" data-orig-width="540"/></figure></blockquote>
Goals, Memes, and True: memes
 @memeprovider
 when u were academically successful but ur
 mental health got in the way of ur education
 & now ull never be able to achieve what u
 couldve
 t times like this
 quess all vou can dO Is augh
<p><a href="http://pinkdementors.tumblr.com/post/166030775047/jrpg-phoneus-jacgayline-this-isnt-even" class="tumblr_blog">pinkdementors</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://jrpg.tumblr.com/post/155723269175" class="tumblr_blog">jrpg</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://phoneus.tumblr.com/post/155722488754/this-isnt-even-true-theres-always-a-chance-u" class="tumblr_blog">phoneus</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://jacgayline.tumblr.com/post/155722439713/this-isnt-even-true-theres-always-a-chance-u" class="tumblr_blog">jacgayline</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>This isnt even true theres always a chance u weenies</p></blockquote>

<p>it’s never too late</p>
</blockquote>
<p>when u make the gradual process to get better and achieve ur dreams</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="456" data-orig-width="615"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/295a88bf73618c1d435dce540b512f1f/tumblr_inline_ojmknaSfZu1qis66x_540.png" data-orig-height="456" data-orig-width="615"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>when u see positive posts like these on the dash and get inspired to pursue your goals</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="405" data-orig-width="540"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1cc520c05c8f2a163c9d8fc15168b307/tumblr_inline_oxa7wlc7SU1rva0l3_540.jpg" data-orig-height="405" data-orig-width="540"/></figure></blockquote>

<p><a href="http://pinkdementors.tumblr.com/post/166030775047/jrpg-phoneus-jacgayline-this-isnt-even" class="tumblr_blog">pinkdementors</a>:...

America, Ass, and Books: Thomas McFall @thomas_mcfall Hey guys, I know l usually just post shitty jokes on my Twitter but bear with me because l wanted to share something So in one of my Management classes l sit in the same seat in the front every day. Every single day I sit there Now, l also sit next to some foreign guy that 4/9/18, 6:22 AM 83.9K Retweets 151K Likes Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d 、 barely speaks English. The most advanced thing l've heard this guy say in English is "Wow, my muffin is really good" This guy also has a habit of stackin;g every item he owns in the exact space l sit. His bag, his food, his books, and his phone are ALWAYS right on my desk space 5 t 743 9,104 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d Now, every single time l walk into class this guy says "Ah, Tom. You here. Okay." And starts frantically clearing my desk of his belongings. He then makes it a habit to say "Ready for class, yeah?" And gives me a high five. Every day this quy gives me a high five 714 10.8K Thomas McFall @thomasmcfall 5d Tweet your reply Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d I was ALWAYS annoyed with this guy. l'm thinking "Dude, you know I sit in this seat every day. Why are you always stacking your shit here? And the last thing I want to do is give a guy who barely speaks my language high fives at 8 in the morning" Just get your shit off my desk 682 8,716 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d But today I came to class and was running a few minutes late. I'm standing outside because l had to send a quick text. I could see my usual space through the door out of the corner of my eye. Of course, my desk was filled with his belongings. The usual 4 1652 8,168 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d As I'm standing there on my phone another guy who was also late walks into the class before me and tried to take my seat since it's closest to the door. Tweet your reply 0 The guy sitting next to me stops this dude from sitting down and says "I'm sorry. My good friend Thomas sits here." t 1,125 19.5K Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d It was then that I realized this guy wasn't putting stuff on my seat to annoy me. He was saving me the seat every morning And this whole time he saw me as a friend but I was too busy thinking about myself to take him into consideration Cheesy as it sounds, I was touched 38 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d ﹀ l ended up going into class and of course he cleared the seat and said "Ah, Tom You here. Okay." And I did get a high five 02,686 41.1KT At the end of class l ended up asking him if he wanted to get a bite to eat with me We did. And we talked for a while. I got through the broken English 4 0795 15.2K Tweet your reply The guy moved here from the Middle East to pursue a college education in America. He plans to go back after he gets his degree. He's got two kids and a wife. He works full time and sends his all his left over money back home to his wife 6 875 18.1K Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d | asked him how he liked America as well He said he misses his family but it's exciting to be here. He also said "Not every American is nice to me like you are, Tom. I bought lunch, of course. Dude deserves it. He gave me a high five for buying lunch. Gotta keep up tradition 16 0994 23.2K Thomas McFall @thomas_mcfall 5d Moral of the story? Don't do what I do and constantly only think about yourself It took me nearly the entire semester to get my head out of my ass and realize this guy was just trying to be my friend Tweet your reply <p><a href="https://positive-memes.tumblr.com/post/172967650881/student-finds-annoying-foreigner-is-a-friend-he" class="tumblr_blog">positive-memes</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Student finds annoying foreigner is a friend he didn’t know he had.</p></blockquote>
America, Ass, and Books: Thomas McFall
 @thomas_mcfall
 Hey guys, I know l usually just post
 shitty jokes on my Twitter but bear with
 me because l wanted to share
 something
 So in one of my Management classes l
 sit in the same seat in the front every
 day. Every single day I sit there
 Now, l also sit next to some foreign guy
 that
 4/9/18, 6:22 AM
 83.9K Retweets 151K Likes

 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d 、
 barely speaks English. The most
 advanced thing l've heard this guy say in
 English is "Wow, my muffin is really
 good"
 This guy also has a habit of stackin;g
 every item he owns in the exact space l
 sit. His bag, his food, his books, and his
 phone are ALWAYS right on my desk
 space
 5
 t 743
 9,104
 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d
 Now, every single time l walk into class
 this guy says "Ah, Tom. You here. Okay."
 And starts frantically clearing my desk of
 his belongings. He then makes it a habit
 to say "Ready for class, yeah?" And gives
 me a high five. Every day this quy gives
 me a high five
 714
 10.8K
 Thomas McFall @thomasmcfall 5d
 Tweet your reply

 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d
 I was ALWAYS annoyed with this guy. l'm
 thinking "Dude, you know I sit in this seat
 every day. Why are you always stacking
 your shit here? And the last thing I want
 to do is give a guy who barely speaks my
 language high fives at 8 in the morning"
 Just get your shit off my desk
 682 8,716
 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d
 But today I came to class and was
 running a few minutes late. I'm standing
 outside because l had to send a quick
 text. I could see my usual space through
 the door out of the corner of my eye. Of
 course, my desk was filled with his
 belongings. The usual
 4
 1652 8,168
 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d
 As I'm standing there on my phone
 another guy who was also late walks into
 the class before me and tried to take my
 seat since it's closest to the door.
 Tweet your reply
 0

 The guy sitting next to me stops this
 dude from sitting down and says "I'm
 sorry. My good friend Thomas sits here."
 t 1,125
 19.5K
 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d
 It was then that I realized this guy wasn't
 putting stuff on my seat to annoy me. He
 was saving me the seat every morning
 And this whole time he saw me as a
 friend but I was too busy thinking about
 myself to take him into consideration
 Cheesy as it sounds, I was touched
 38
 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d ﹀
 l ended up going into class and of course
 he cleared the seat and said "Ah, Tom
 You here. Okay." And I did get a high five
 02,686 41.1KT
 At the end of class l ended up asking him
 if he wanted to get a bite to eat with me
 We did. And we talked for a while. I got
 through the broken English
 4
 0795 15.2K
 Tweet your reply

 The guy moved here from the Middle
 East to pursue a college education in
 America. He plans to go back after he
 gets his degree. He's got two kids and a
 wife. He works full time and sends his all
 his left over money back home to his
 wife
 6
 875
 18.1K
 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d
 | asked him how he liked America as well
 He said he misses his family but it's
 exciting to be here. He also said "Not
 every American is nice to me like you
 are, Tom.
 I bought lunch, of course. Dude deserves
 it.
 He gave me a high five for buying
 lunch. Gotta keep up tradition
 16
 0994 23.2K
 Thomas McFall @thomas_mcfall 5d
 Moral of the story? Don't do what I do
 and constantly only think about yourself
 It took me nearly the entire semester to
 get my head out of my ass and realize
 this guy was just trying to be my friend
 Tweet your reply
<p><a href="https://positive-memes.tumblr.com/post/172967650881/student-finds-annoying-foreigner-is-a-friend-he" class="tumblr_blog">positive-memes</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Student finds annoying foreigner is a friend he didn’t know he had.</p></blockquote>

<p><a href="https://positive-memes.tumblr.com/post/172967650881/student-finds-annoying-foreigner-is-a-friend-he" class="tumblr_blog">positiv...

Community, Flexing, and Friends: tanner @TheeTcup Don't ask a girl where she wants to eat. Tell her to guess where you're taking her to eat. Then take her to the first guess. Kyley King @kyley king He's cracked the code we didn't even know we had RANT: its been about a year and a half since i started posting ads on this account, i started in around january 2017 but then my acc got deleted and i stopped until later on in the year. if you had someone tell you that you can quit your waitressing job earning barely $60 a week and earn hundreds more a week online, wouldnt you take it? well i did. i quit my job and i work with a bunch of different businesses and personalities that want to grow their business or page in the return of money for my service. i made my account in 2014 as a hobby since i had just started high school and i was 13 and i didnt have many friends and i thought it would be a way to gain popularity by posting memes (im australian so we start high school at 11-13) but then my page started growing & i started making friends with other people who love sharing memes like me and some awesome creators. my account didnt really start to succeed until the whole jacob sartorius thing where he was a massive meme and i was like the lead account that goofed on him and i gained something like 100k in a month!! it was so awesome. i used to have “no shoutouts or ads ever!” in my bio and people still bring it up. i was THIRTEEN when i made this account, i didnt know a single thing about making money nor did i take interest since i didnt care much abt my future. im 16, nearly 17 now and i got my first job waitressing at 15. i worked for over a year and it was so stressful i hated it so much but then i realised as a career i wanted to pursue entrepreneurial business - and thats what im doing here! i do anywhere from 0-6 ads a week but i post around 10 memes a day if im on schedule. i do make money off my account and im not ashamed. i dont FLEX on u guys like an asshole, i dont waste my money, im saving it so that hopefully one day i can run my own proper business. people think just running a meme page is easy because “all you do is post” and YEAH it is at first but it can get competitive, especially since its my job now. i love my community and i love my followers that support me but its hard since my commmunity is so big that there will always be people that are jealous and will put me down! love u all❣️
Community, Flexing, and Friends: tanner
 @TheeTcup
 Don't ask a girl where she wants to
 eat. Tell her to guess where you're
 taking her to eat. Then take her to
 the first guess.
 Kyley King
 @kyley king
 He's cracked the code we didn't
 even know we had
RANT: its been about a year and a half since i started posting ads on this account, i started in around january 2017 but then my acc got deleted and i stopped until later on in the year. if you had someone tell you that you can quit your waitressing job earning barely $60 a week and earn hundreds more a week online, wouldnt you take it? well i did. i quit my job and i work with a bunch of different businesses and personalities that want to grow their business or page in the return of money for my service. i made my account in 2014 as a hobby since i had just started high school and i was 13 and i didnt have many friends and i thought it would be a way to gain popularity by posting memes (im australian so we start high school at 11-13) but then my page started growing & i started making friends with other people who love sharing memes like me and some awesome creators. my account didnt really start to succeed until the whole jacob sartorius thing where he was a massive meme and i was like the lead account that goofed on him and i gained something like 100k in a month!! it was so awesome. i used to have “no shoutouts or ads ever!” in my bio and people still bring it up. i was THIRTEEN when i made this account, i didnt know a single thing about making money nor did i take interest since i didnt care much abt my future. im 16, nearly 17 now and i got my first job waitressing at 15. i worked for over a year and it was so stressful i hated it so much but then i realised as a career i wanted to pursue entrepreneurial business - and thats what im doing here! i do anywhere from 0-6 ads a week but i post around 10 memes a day if im on schedule. i do make money off my account and im not ashamed. i dont FLEX on u guys like an asshole, i dont waste my money, im saving it so that hopefully one day i can run my own proper business. people think just running a meme page is easy because “all you do is post” and YEAH it is at first but it can get competitive, especially since its my job now. i love my community and i love my followers that support me but its hard since my commmunity is so big that there will always be people that are jealous and will put me down! love u all❣️

RANT: its been about a year and a half since i started posting ads on this account, i started in around january 2017 but then my acc got del...

Ass, Bad, and Douchebag: YOUR REACTION WHEN SOMEONE SAYS ICANT BE IN THE MILITARY BECAUSE IFA DRILL INSTRUCTOR GOT IN MY FACE「D KNOCK HIM OUT. Last night I was at a local watering hole and some twatflewafle was running his mouth about him being too much of a bad ass to serve cause he wouldn’t let a DI get in his face, just when I had just about enough of his loud shit things got really interesting when lord and behold someone spoke out from the crowd and it was a salty US Marine DI Veteran Gulf War era.... you all should had seeing how small this douchebag became, in fact so damn small I honestly believe he disintegrated into the air and disappear. If I could get a dollar for each time I heard of this I would had already ended world hunger. Look, the Military isn’t for everyone, some folks really wanted to and didn’t pursue it or didn’t get an opportunity for a million reasons but don’t come at us with some sorry ass bullshit you were too much for boot camp because you and me know you are full of elephant shit wrapped up in a box of tampons. Tag friends & Follow 🔊 👉🏽 @unclesamsmisguidedchildren - tactical military weapons guns getafterit militarymuscle 2ndamendment secondammendment 2A SemperFi airforce USMC navy army guncontrol veteranlife coastguard airforce concealedcarry opencarry gunsofinstagram militarylife igmilitia ar15 iggunslingers pewpew ccw Pewpewpew shallnotbeinfringed MolonLabe UncleSamsMisguidedChildren
Ass, Bad, and Douchebag: YOUR REACTION
 WHEN SOMEONE SAYS
 ICANT BE IN THE MILITARY BECAUSE IFA DRILL
 INSTRUCTOR GOT IN MY FACE「D KNOCK HIM OUT.
Last night I was at a local watering hole and some twatflewafle was running his mouth about him being too much of a bad ass to serve cause he wouldn’t let a DI get in his face, just when I had just about enough of his loud shit things got really interesting when lord and behold someone spoke out from the crowd and it was a salty US Marine DI Veteran Gulf War era.... you all should had seeing how small this douchebag became, in fact so damn small I honestly believe he disintegrated into the air and disappear. If I could get a dollar for each time I heard of this I would had already ended world hunger. Look, the Military isn’t for everyone, some folks really wanted to and didn’t pursue it or didn’t get an opportunity for a million reasons but don’t come at us with some sorry ass bullshit you were too much for boot camp because you and me know you are full of elephant shit wrapped up in a box of tampons. Tag friends & Follow 🔊 👉🏽 @unclesamsmisguidedchildren - tactical military weapons guns getafterit militarymuscle 2ndamendment secondammendment 2A SemperFi airforce USMC navy army guncontrol veteranlife coastguard airforce concealedcarry opencarry gunsofinstagram militarylife igmilitia ar15 iggunslingers pewpew ccw Pewpewpew shallnotbeinfringed MolonLabe UncleSamsMisguidedChildren

Last night I was at a local watering hole and some twatflewafle was running his mouth about him being too much of a bad ass to serve cause h...

America, Ass, and Books: Hey guys, Iknow l usually just post shitty jokes on my Twitter but bear with me because I wanted to share So in one of my Management classes l sit in the same seat in the front every day.Every single day l sit there. Now, I also sit next to some foreign guy Thomas McFall barely speaks English. The most advanced thing I've heard this guy say in English is "Wow, my muffin is really This guy also has a habit of stacking every item he owns in the exact space l sit. His bag, his food, his books, and his phone are ALWAYS right on my desk 9/4/18, 1122 pm Thomas McFall Now, every single time I walk into class this guy says "Ah, Tom. You here. Okay." And starts frantically clearing my desk of his belongings. He then makes it a habit to say "Ready for class, yeah?" And gives me a high five. Every day this guy gives me a high five. Thomas McFall @thomas mcfal 8d I was ALWAYS annoyed with this guy. I'm thinking "Dude, you know I sit in this seat every day. Why are you always stacking your shit here? And the last thing I want to do is give a guy who barely speaks my language high fives at 8 in the morning Just get your shit oft my desk Thomas McFall @thomas mcfal 8d But today I came to class and was running a few minutes late. Im standing outside because I had to send a quick text. I could see my usual space through the door out of the comer of my eye. O course, my desk was filled with his belongings. The usual. Thomas McFall As I'm standing there on my phone another guy who was also late walks into the class before me and tried to take my seat since it's closest to the The guy sitting next to me stops this dude from sitting don and says "Tm sorry. My good friend Thomas sits here." 9/4/18, 11:22 pm It was then that I realized this guy wasn't putting stuff on my seat to annoy me He was saving me the seat every And this whole time he saw me as a friend butl was too busy thinking about myself to take him into consideration. Cheesy as it sounds, Iwas touched. 4/18, 11:22 pm Thomas McFa lended up going into class and of course he cleared the seat and said 'Ah Tom. You here. Okay" AndI did get a high five. At the end of class l ended up asking him if he wanted to get a bite to eat with me. We did. And we talked for a while.I got through the broken English Thomas McFall The guy moved here from the Middle East to pursue a college education in America. He plans to go back after he gets his degree. He's got two kids and a wife. He works full time and sends his al his left over money back home to his 9/4/18, 11:22 pm I asked him how he liked America as well. He said he misses his family but it's exciting to be here. He also said Not every American is nice to me like you l bought lunch, of course. Dude deserves it. He gave me a high five for buying lunch. Gotta keep up tradition. Thomas McFall Moral of the story? Don't do what I do and constantly only think about yourself It took me nearly the entire semester to get my head out of my ass and realize this guy was just trying to be my friend. Better late than never l suppose. 94/18, 11:22 pm <p>Wholesome twitter via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2JMYuNH">https://ift.tt/2JMYuNH</a></p>
America, Ass, and Books: Hey guys, Iknow l usually just post
 shitty jokes on my Twitter but bear with
 me because I wanted to share
 So in one of my Management classes l
 sit in the same seat in the front every
 day.Every single day l sit there.
 Now, I also sit next to some foreign guy
 Thomas McFall
 barely speaks English. The most
 advanced thing I've heard this guy say
 in English is "Wow, my muffin is really
 This guy also has a habit of stacking
 every item he owns in the exact space l
 sit. His bag, his food, his books, and his
 phone are ALWAYS right on my desk
 9/4/18, 1122 pm
 Thomas McFall
 Now, every single time I walk into class
 this guy says "Ah, Tom. You here. Okay."
 And starts frantically clearing my desk
 of his belongings. He then makes it a
 habit to say "Ready for class, yeah?"
 And gives me a high five. Every day this
 guy gives me a high five.
 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfal 8d
 I was ALWAYS annoyed with this guy. I'm
 thinking "Dude, you know I sit in this seat
 every day. Why are you always stacking
 your shit here? And the last thing I want
 to do is give a guy who barely speaks my
 language high fives at 8 in the morning
 Just get your shit oft my desk
 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfal 8d
 But today I came to class and was
 running a few minutes late. Im standing
 outside because I had to send a quick
 text. I could see my usual space through
 the door out of the comer of my eye. O
 course, my desk was filled with his
 belongings. The usual.
 Thomas McFall
 As I'm standing there on my phone
 another guy who was also late walks
 into the class before me and tried to
 take my seat since it's closest to the
 The guy sitting next to me stops this
 dude from sitting don and says "Tm
 sorry. My good friend Thomas sits here."
 9/4/18, 11:22 pm
 It was then that I realized this guy wasn't
 putting stuff on my seat to annoy me
 He was saving me the seat every
 And this whole time he saw me as a
 friend butl was too busy thinking about
 myself to take him into consideration.
 Cheesy as it sounds, Iwas touched.
 4/18, 11:22 pm
 Thomas McFa
 lended up going into class and of
 course he cleared the seat and said 'Ah
 Tom. You here. Okay" AndI did get a
 high five.
 At the end of class l ended up asking
 him if he wanted to get a bite to eat with
 me. We did. And we talked for a while.I
 got through the broken English
 Thomas McFall
 The guy moved here from the Middle
 East to pursue a college education in
 America. He plans to go back after he
 gets his degree. He's got two kids and a
 wife. He works full time and sends his al
 his left over money back home to his
 9/4/18, 11:22 pm
 I asked him how he liked America as
 well. He said he misses his family but it's
 exciting to be here. He also said Not
 every American is nice to me like you
 l bought lunch, of course. Dude
 deserves it. He gave me a high five for
 buying lunch. Gotta keep up tradition.
 Thomas McFall
 Moral of the story? Don't do what I do
 and constantly only think about yourself
 It took me nearly the entire semester to
 get my head out of my ass and realize
 this guy was just trying to be my friend.
 Better late than never l suppose.
 94/18, 11:22 pm
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America, Ass, and Books: Hey guys, Iknow l usually just post shitty jokes on my Twitter but bear with me because I wanted to share So in one of my Management classes l sit in the same seat in the front every day.Every single day l sit there. Now, I also sit next to some foreign guy Thomas McFall barely speaks English. The most advanced thing I've heard this guy say in English is "Wow, my muffin is really This guy also has a habit of stacking every item he owns in the exact space l sit. His bag, his food, his books, and his phone are ALWAYS right on my desk 9/4/18, 1122 pm Thomas McFall Now, every single time I walk into class this guy says "Ah, Tom. You here. Okay." And starts frantically clearing my desk of his belongings. He then makes it a habit to say "Ready for class, yeah?" And gives me a high five. Every day this guy gives me a high five. Thomas McFall @thomas mcfal 8d I was ALWAYS annoyed with this guy. I'm thinking "Dude, you know I sit in this seat every day. Why are you always stacking your shit here? And the last thing I want to do is give a guy who barely speaks my language high fives at 8 in the morning Just get your shit oft my desk Thomas McFall @thomas mcfal 8d But today I came to class and was running a few minutes late. Im standing outside because I had to send a quick text. I could see my usual space through the door out of the comer of my eye. O course, my desk was filled with his belongings. The usual. Thomas McFall As I'm standing there on my phone another guy who was also late walks into the class before me and tried to take my seat since it's closest to the The guy sitting next to me stops this dude from sitting don and says "Tm sorry. My good friend Thomas sits here." 9/4/18, 11:22 pm It was then that I realized this guy wasn't putting stuff on my seat to annoy me He was saving me the seat every And this whole time he saw me as a friend butl was too busy thinking about myself to take him into consideration. Cheesy as it sounds, Iwas touched. 4/18, 11:22 pm Thomas McFa lended up going into class and of course he cleared the seat and said 'Ah Tom. You here. Okay" AndI did get a high five. At the end of class l ended up asking him if he wanted to get a bite to eat with me. We did. And we talked for a while.I got through the broken English Thomas McFall The guy moved here from the Middle East to pursue a college education in America. He plans to go back after he gets his degree. He's got two kids and a wife. He works full time and sends his al his left over money back home to his 9/4/18, 11:22 pm I asked him how he liked America as well. He said he misses his family but it's exciting to be here. He also said Not every American is nice to me like you l bought lunch, of course. Dude deserves it. He gave me a high five for buying lunch. Gotta keep up tradition. Thomas McFall Moral of the story? Don't do what I do and constantly only think about yourself It took me nearly the entire semester to get my head out of my ass and realize this guy was just trying to be my friend. Better late than never l suppose. 94/18, 11:22 pm <p>Wholesome twitter</p>
America, Ass, and Books: Hey guys, Iknow l usually just post
 shitty jokes on my Twitter but bear with
 me because I wanted to share
 So in one of my Management classes l
 sit in the same seat in the front every
 day.Every single day l sit there.
 Now, I also sit next to some foreign guy
 Thomas McFall
 barely speaks English. The most
 advanced thing I've heard this guy say
 in English is "Wow, my muffin is really
 This guy also has a habit of stacking
 every item he owns in the exact space l
 sit. His bag, his food, his books, and his
 phone are ALWAYS right on my desk
 9/4/18, 1122 pm
 Thomas McFall
 Now, every single time I walk into class
 this guy says "Ah, Tom. You here. Okay."
 And starts frantically clearing my desk
 of his belongings. He then makes it a
 habit to say "Ready for class, yeah?"
 And gives me a high five. Every day this
 guy gives me a high five.
 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfal 8d
 I was ALWAYS annoyed with this guy. I'm
 thinking "Dude, you know I sit in this seat
 every day. Why are you always stacking
 your shit here? And the last thing I want
 to do is give a guy who barely speaks my
 language high fives at 8 in the morning
 Just get your shit oft my desk
 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfal 8d
 But today I came to class and was
 running a few minutes late. Im standing
 outside because I had to send a quick
 text. I could see my usual space through
 the door out of the comer of my eye. O
 course, my desk was filled with his
 belongings. The usual.
 Thomas McFall
 As I'm standing there on my phone
 another guy who was also late walks
 into the class before me and tried to
 take my seat since it's closest to the
 The guy sitting next to me stops this
 dude from sitting don and says "Tm
 sorry. My good friend Thomas sits here."
 9/4/18, 11:22 pm
 It was then that I realized this guy wasn't
 putting stuff on my seat to annoy me
 He was saving me the seat every
 And this whole time he saw me as a
 friend butl was too busy thinking about
 myself to take him into consideration.
 Cheesy as it sounds, Iwas touched.
 4/18, 11:22 pm
 Thomas McFa
 lended up going into class and of
 course he cleared the seat and said 'Ah
 Tom. You here. Okay" AndI did get a
 high five.
 At the end of class l ended up asking
 him if he wanted to get a bite to eat with
 me. We did. And we talked for a while.I
 got through the broken English
 Thomas McFall
 The guy moved here from the Middle
 East to pursue a college education in
 America. He plans to go back after he
 gets his degree. He's got two kids and a
 wife. He works full time and sends his al
 his left over money back home to his
 9/4/18, 11:22 pm
 I asked him how he liked America as
 well. He said he misses his family but it's
 exciting to be here. He also said Not
 every American is nice to me like you
 l bought lunch, of course. Dude
 deserves it. He gave me a high five for
 buying lunch. Gotta keep up tradition.
 Thomas McFall
 Moral of the story? Don't do what I do
 and constantly only think about yourself
 It took me nearly the entire semester to
 get my head out of my ass and realize
 this guy was just trying to be my friend.
 Better late than never l suppose.
 94/18, 11:22 pm
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Facebook, Head, and Hillary Clinton: U.S. NEWs PHARMA BRO Mar 09 Martin Shkreli, aka 'Pharma Bro', sentenced to 7 years in prison for federal fraud charges. Martin Shkreli, also known as “Pharma Bro,” was sentenced to seven years in prison for federal fraud charges related to two hedge funds he ran and his former company, Retrophin. Shkreli became infamous for raising the price of the drug Daraprim by more than 5,000 percent while running another of his companies, Turing Pharmaceuticals, but was charged for unrelated crimes. Along with his 7-year conviction, Shkreli has been ordered to forfeit nearly $7.4 million, his ownership of a one-of-a-kind Wu-Tang Clan album, and a Picasso. This is far from the 12-18 months his defense team was arguing for, and includes a three-year probation period and an additional $75,000 fine. ___ Shkreli was convicted on three of eight counts of fraud for to lying to investors, but his behavior out of the courtroom also contributed to the sentencing. After his initial proceedings back in August, Shkreli offered up to $5,000 to any of his online followers who could pluck a hair from Hillary Clinton’s head. Additionally, he wrote on Facebook that if he were to be acquitted, he would pursue sexual relations with a particular female journalist. These two instances caused the judge to revoke his bail, sending him to the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn where he’s been residing ever since. ___ Photo: Amr Alfiky-Reuters
Facebook, Head, and Hillary Clinton: U.S. NEWs
 PHARMA BRO
 Mar 09 Martin Shkreli, aka 'Pharma Bro',
 sentenced to 7 years in prison for federal
 fraud charges.
Martin Shkreli, also known as “Pharma Bro,” was sentenced to seven years in prison for federal fraud charges related to two hedge funds he ran and his former company, Retrophin. Shkreli became infamous for raising the price of the drug Daraprim by more than 5,000 percent while running another of his companies, Turing Pharmaceuticals, but was charged for unrelated crimes. Along with his 7-year conviction, Shkreli has been ordered to forfeit nearly $7.4 million, his ownership of a one-of-a-kind Wu-Tang Clan album, and a Picasso. This is far from the 12-18 months his defense team was arguing for, and includes a three-year probation period and an additional $75,000 fine. ___ Shkreli was convicted on three of eight counts of fraud for to lying to investors, but his behavior out of the courtroom also contributed to the sentencing. After his initial proceedings back in August, Shkreli offered up to $5,000 to any of his online followers who could pluck a hair from Hillary Clinton’s head. Additionally, he wrote on Facebook that if he were to be acquitted, he would pursue sexual relations with a particular female journalist. These two instances caused the judge to revoke his bail, sending him to the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn where he’s been residing ever since. ___ Photo: Amr Alfiky-Reuters

Martin Shkreli, also known as “Pharma Bro,” was sentenced to seven years in prison for federal fraud charges related to two hedge funds he r...

Africa, America, and Blessed: <p>Black artist history day 25: American poet Phillis Wheatley.</p> <p>Phillis Wheatley was born in The mid-1700s in West Africa and kidnapped to be sold into slavery when she was about seven or eight. She was bought by the Wheatley family of Boston and, unlike many slaves, was actually taught by her masters to read and write, even providing her scholarship in Greek and Latin classics. She received unprecedented classical education for a girl of any race and certainly for an enslaved person. The Wheatley’s encouraged her to pursue poetry when they saw her talent, and she wrote her first poem at age 14.</p> <p>Her poetry often had religious themes and wrote on a few political topics, including writing King George III a letter praising him for repealing the stamp act. He was a fan of hers, along with George Washington, who invited her to meet with him at his Massachusetts headquarters. Her work was also noticed and re-published by Thomas Paine.</p> <p>Her work became popular in both England and the colonies. She became the first published African-American female poet and was eventually emancipated by the Wheatley family and married to a free black grocer. She had a complicated relationship with slavery, believing it to be overall cruel and in need of abolishment, but at the same time seeing it as a hidden blessing for her personally since she was blessed with kind masters and found Christianity through it. Her relationship with race and Faith is expressed in her poem “On being brought from Africa to America”</p> <p>“Twas mercy brought me from my Pagan land,<br/> Taught my benighted soul to understand<br/> That there&rsquo;s a God, that there&rsquo;s a Saviour too:<br/> Once I redemption neither sought nor knew.<br/> Some view our sable race with scornful eye,<br/> &ldquo;Their colour is a diabolic dye.&rdquo;<br/> Remember, Christians, Negroes, black as Cain,<br/> May be refin&rsquo;d, and join th&rsquo; angelic train.”</p>
Africa, America, and Blessed: <p>Black artist history day 25: American poet Phillis Wheatley.</p>

<p>Phillis Wheatley was born in The mid-1700s in West Africa and kidnapped to be sold into slavery when she was about seven or eight. She was bought by the Wheatley family of Boston and, unlike many slaves, was actually taught by her masters to read and write, even providing her scholarship in Greek and Latin classics. She received unprecedented classical education for a girl of any race and certainly for an enslaved person. The Wheatley’s encouraged her to pursue poetry when they saw her talent, and she wrote her first poem at age 14.</p>

<p>Her poetry often had religious themes and wrote on a few political topics, including writing King George III a letter praising him for repealing the stamp act. He was a fan of hers, along with George Washington, who invited her to meet with him at his Massachusetts headquarters. Her work was also noticed and re-published by Thomas Paine.</p>

<p>Her work became popular in both England and the colonies. She became the first published African-American female poet and was eventually emancipated by the Wheatley family and married to a free black grocer. She had a complicated relationship with slavery, believing it to be overall cruel and in need of abolishment, but at the same time seeing it as a hidden blessing for her personally since she was blessed with kind masters and found Christianity through it. Her relationship with race and Faith is expressed in her poem “On being brought from Africa to America”</p>

<p>“Twas mercy brought me from my Pagan land,<br/>
Taught my benighted soul to understand<br/>
That there&rsquo;s a God, that there&rsquo;s a Saviour too:<br/>
Once I redemption neither sought nor knew.<br/>
Some view our sable race with scornful eye,<br/>
&ldquo;Their colour is a diabolic dye.&rdquo;<br/>
Remember, Christians, Negroes, black as Cain,<br/>
May be refin&rsquo;d, and join th&rsquo; angelic train.”</p>

<p>Black artist history day 25: American poet Phillis Wheatley.</p> <p>Phillis Wheatley was born in The mid-1700s in West Africa and kidnap...

Children, Food, and Girls: Minneapolis Father Allegedly Raped and Abused Twins He Held In Captivity For Years; Fathered Two Children With One Of His Daughters @balleralert Minneapolis Father Allegedly Raped and Abused Twins He Held In Captivity For Years; Fathered Two Children With One Of His Daughters - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Wednesday, a Minneapolis man turned himself into officials after he was charged with first-degree criminal sexual conduct, abuse of a vulnerable adult and stalking in the rape and abuse of his twin daughters over the last several years. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Jerry Lee Curry held his twin adult daughters captive, keeping them chained to doors and beds throughout the years. Amid the longstanding captivity, Curry allegedly raped, starved and beat the twin girls, and even fathered two children with one of them - all because one of his daughters had become sexually active. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In May though, after years in captivity, one of the twins managed to escape and inform authorities about the longstanding abuse. However, officials held off on charges for nine months until all the sufficient evidence was collected to pursue the charges. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “I don’t ever remember having enough food,” the twice-impregnated twin revealed of her time with her father. “He forced me to have sex, [and] he has done this to me every day since I was [in my] early teens or so. He did this to my twin sister also,” she continued, adding that she was grateful it came to an end when her sister escaped. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As a result of the abuse and torture, the twins suffer from a “mild to moderate” level of intellectual disability. The young women also suffer from physical injuries, as a result of the abuse. Now though, the women are grateful to be free. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In the meantime, officials are looking to locate the mother of the twins. As for Curry, he is being held on $750,000 bail ahead of his first court appearance.
Children, Food, and Girls: Minneapolis Father Allegedly Raped and
 Abused Twins He Held In Captivity For
 Years; Fathered Two Children With One Of
 His Daughters @balleralert
Minneapolis Father Allegedly Raped and Abused Twins He Held In Captivity For Years; Fathered Two Children With One Of His Daughters - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Wednesday, a Minneapolis man turned himself into officials after he was charged with first-degree criminal sexual conduct, abuse of a vulnerable adult and stalking in the rape and abuse of his twin daughters over the last several years. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Jerry Lee Curry held his twin adult daughters captive, keeping them chained to doors and beds throughout the years. Amid the longstanding captivity, Curry allegedly raped, starved and beat the twin girls, and even fathered two children with one of them - all because one of his daughters had become sexually active. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In May though, after years in captivity, one of the twins managed to escape and inform authorities about the longstanding abuse. However, officials held off on charges for nine months until all the sufficient evidence was collected to pursue the charges. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “I don’t ever remember having enough food,” the twice-impregnated twin revealed of her time with her father. “He forced me to have sex, [and] he has done this to me every day since I was [in my] early teens or so. He did this to my twin sister also,” she continued, adding that she was grateful it came to an end when her sister escaped. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As a result of the abuse and torture, the twins suffer from a “mild to moderate” level of intellectual disability. The young women also suffer from physical injuries, as a result of the abuse. Now though, the women are grateful to be free. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In the meantime, officials are looking to locate the mother of the twins. As for Curry, he is being held on $750,000 bail ahead of his first court appearance.

Minneapolis Father Allegedly Raped and Abused Twins He Held In Captivity For Years; Fathered Two Children With One Of His Daughters - blogge...