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Bluetooth, Bored, and Cars: . Verizon LTE 12:09 PM a houston.craigslist.org image 1 of 23 TEXAS BNL-2934 You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla Let's talk about features Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes Consent to sex: ves Rent a car: it IS a car This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things ın this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would Interesting facts This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Tovota Corolla" You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey. Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the- road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It's as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla. Whit Bayou BWa catchymemes: This man knows how to sell a car
Bluetooth, Bored, and Cars: . Verizon LTE
 12:09 PM
 a houston.craigslist.org
 image 1 of 23
 TEXAS
 BNL-2934
 You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's
 hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever
 compliment you on? Well look no further.

 The 1999 Toyota Corolla
 Let's talk about features
 Bluetooth: nope
 Sunroof: nope
 Fancy wheels: nope
 Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear
 window and you have a fucking neck that can turn
 Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a
 strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went
 away. The End
 You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the
 Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years
 later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with
 Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right
 This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children
 Things this car is old enough to do:
 Vote: yes
 Consent to sex: ves
 Rent a car: it IS a car
 This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done
 straight things in this car. People have done gay things ın this
 car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen
 would

 Interesting facts
 This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey
 In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional."
 When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it
 caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The
 resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building
 caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The
 event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The
 Story of the 1999 Tovota Corolla"
 You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a
 Facebook survey.
 Favorite food: spaghetti
 Favorite tv show: Alf
 Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms
 This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-
 road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It's as
 utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based
 entirely on water bills
 When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece
 of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine."
 Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty
 contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop
 lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you
 deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.
 Whit
 Bayou
 BWa
catchymemes:

This man knows how to sell a car

catchymemes: This man knows how to sell a car

Books, Cookies, and Creepy: r/Ask Those who have weird neighbors, wh does your neighbor do that is weird or creepy? Discussion 4 19.6k 8.6k Share BEST COMMENTS 14h So I had a neighbor (80yo or more) widowed guy. Every time I get the newspaper delivered to my mail box, when I open it I find the crosswords done (I don't do them or give a damn) A day I decided to try catch who's doing my crosswords, day 1:8 am, they where already done Day 2:7:30 am already done. Day 3 7am I decide to give up. One day, 4am, I was getting back home from a night out, while I was passing by the mailbox; nothing yet delivered, so I place my GoPro inside and went sleeping, the next day: FINALLY GOTIT it was my neighbor, he has done the crosswords right up on my mailbox, for like 10min (I will try to find the video, but it was absolutely cute, staring at my door time to time, and scratching his head). Next day: I took him a 1000 crosswords book, drop it right his door, rang the bell and stayed on my car discretely. He took some time to open the door, then found it, I swear it was the happiest person like a kid that got a puppy. He stayed in his porch and passed like 2 hours doing crosswords then felt asleep lol. The next day: i was getting back home from work, he came to apologize (like a kid that has to confess something) and brought some cookies. We stayed talking about his WW2 service and how the world changed. I frequently bought him crosswords books, until he passed away 1 year ago May he Rest In Peace Secret crossword solver (x-post from me_irl) via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2NV6wt5
Books, Cookies, and Creepy: r/Ask
 Those who have weird neighbors, wh
 does your neighbor do that is weird or
 creepy?
 Discussion
 4 19.6k
 8.6k
 Share
 BEST COMMENTS
 14h
 So I had a neighbor (80yo or more) widowed guy.
 Every time I get the newspaper delivered to my
 mail box, when I open it I find the crosswords
 done (I don't do them or give a damn)
 A day I decided to try catch who's doing my
 crosswords, day 1:8 am, they where already done
 Day 2:7:30 am already done. Day 3 7am I decide
 to give up.
 One day, 4am, I was getting back home from a
 night out, while I was passing by the mailbox;
 nothing yet delivered, so I place my GoPro inside
 and went sleeping, the next day: FINALLY GOTIT
 it was my neighbor, he has done the crosswords
 right up on my mailbox, for like 10min (I will try to
 find the video, but it was absolutely cute, staring
 at my door time to time, and scratching his head).
 Next day: I took him a 1000 crosswords book, drop
 it right his door, rang the bell and stayed on my car
 discretely. He took some time to open the door,
 then found it, I swear it was the happiest person
 like a kid that got a puppy. He stayed in his porch
 and passed like 2 hours doing crosswords then felt
 asleep lol.
 The next day: i was getting back home from work,
 he came to apologize (like a kid that has to confess
 something) and brought some cookies. We stayed
 talking about his WW2 service and how the world
 changed.
 I frequently bought him crosswords books, until he
 passed away 1 year ago
 May he Rest In Peace
Secret crossword solver (x-post from me_irl) via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2NV6wt5

Secret crossword solver (x-post from me_irl) via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2NV6wt5

Dogs, Driving, and Life: PUBLIC HEALTH Pet Store Puppies Are Linked to Drug-Resistant Infections In People Scary! Another reason to always ADOPT A PET, NEVER BUY FROM A PET SHOP🚨💯 Repost @themotherofdogs: How scary is this @time article and how awful that the puppy mills selling to pet shops are treating most of the dogs under 8 weeks old with antibiotics due to the filthy breeding conditions😤. Link in bio. “Exposure to commercially sold puppies may be a risk factor for disease, the report says. At least 101 of the affected individuals had been exposed to these pet shop puppies before getting sick. No single breeder, distributor or transporter was identified as the source of the outbreak, the CDC says. But when the agency investigated six pet shop companies implicated in the outbreak, they found that many of their puppies had been treated with antibiotics before arriving at retail locations. Some of the antibiotics were the same ones that people became resistant to during the outbreak of illness, suggesting that over-reliance on antibiotics for the pets may be driving the drug-resistant infections” NEVER BUY PETS FROM “Puppy Stores” WHEN YOU CAN ADOPT A PET FROM A LOCAL SHELTER OR RESCUE & SAVE A LIFE!! Please spread the word, & thank you for making adoption your ONLY option!! shelter MDAS rescuedismyfavoritebreed adoptdontshop shelterPet rescue Adopt foster Fosteringsaveslives urgentdogsofmiami Miami
Dogs, Driving, and Life: PUBLIC HEALTH
 Pet Store Puppies Are Linked to
 Drug-Resistant Infections In
 People
Scary! Another reason to always ADOPT A PET, NEVER BUY FROM A PET SHOP🚨💯 Repost @themotherofdogs: How scary is this @time article and how awful that the puppy mills selling to pet shops are treating most of the dogs under 8 weeks old with antibiotics due to the filthy breeding conditions😤. Link in bio. “Exposure to commercially sold puppies may be a risk factor for disease, the report says. At least 101 of the affected individuals had been exposed to these pet shop puppies before getting sick. No single breeder, distributor or transporter was identified as the source of the outbreak, the CDC says. But when the agency investigated six pet shop companies implicated in the outbreak, they found that many of their puppies had been treated with antibiotics before arriving at retail locations. Some of the antibiotics were the same ones that people became resistant to during the outbreak of illness, suggesting that over-reliance on antibiotics for the pets may be driving the drug-resistant infections” NEVER BUY PETS FROM “Puppy Stores” WHEN YOU CAN ADOPT A PET FROM A LOCAL SHELTER OR RESCUE & SAVE A LIFE!! Please spread the word, & thank you for making adoption your ONLY option!! shelter MDAS rescuedismyfavoritebreed adoptdontshop shelterPet rescue Adopt foster Fosteringsaveslives urgentdogsofmiami Miami

Scary! Another reason to always ADOPT A PET, NEVER BUY FROM A PET SHOP🚨💯 Repost @themotherofdogs: How scary is this @time article and how aw...