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Birthday, Crying, and Food: Anonymous 09/21/12(Fri)17:14 No.155756141 Replies: 155756427 File: 1348262057908.png-(328 KB, 500x483, 1345738444281.png) you think this is >>155748650 related >Have little daughter >tell her about the birthday skeleton the day before her 4th birthday nigga its hard to find skeleton suits for adults >decide fuck it ill just use a biology-class skeleton on a string night before her birthday a motherfucking game? have made a small contraption so i can hold up the skeleton while hiding behind it >wake her up >"WHAT MATERIAL WEALTH DO YOU WISH FOR? >shes scared shitless, but i decided not to stop unless she starts crying >she has no idea what i just said >"WHAT DO YOU DESIRE FOR YOUR FIFTH DAY OF BIRTH?" >she is half hiding under the duvet >She tells me that she wants a dog >"WHAT KIND OF DOG?" >She wants a "slinky dog >"THE CONTRACT IS SEALED, RETURN TO REST >Slowly back out of the room >go back to bed when i wake up shes sleeping in the bed between me and wife >i send her off to kindergarten >i call a friend of mine who is big into the dog breeding thing find out that a dachshund is over 1500 dollars >fuck it, she wants a dog shes getting a dog >manage to find the cutest little darling puppy >1600 bucks, sold. >go buy dog food and accessories pick up daughter >get home >dachshund out of fucking nowhere >act like i have no idea how it got there >she is now certain that the birthday skeleton exists Her mother was pretty pissed when i told her the story, but it was worth it. Her 5th birthday is next month, but now i'm prepared Chid,yeur birthday tomorr Tonight yau get a visi fromthe. irth day skekton! Oh boy The whati HELLO SMALL HUMAN HAT MATERIAL WISH ? A- An Xx? THS CONTRACT Is SEALED
Birthday, Crying, and Food: Anonymous 09/21/12(Fri)17:14 No.155756141 Replies: 155756427
 File: 1348262057908.png-(328 KB, 500x483, 1345738444281.png)
 you think this is
 >>155748650
 related
 >Have little daughter
 >tell her about the birthday skeleton the day before her 4th birthday
 nigga its hard to find skeleton suits for adults
 >decide fuck it ill just use a biology-class skeleton on a string
 night before her birthday
 a motherfucking game?
 have made a small contraption so i can hold up the skeleton while hiding behind it
 >wake her up
 >"WHAT MATERIAL WEALTH DO YOU WISH FOR?
 >shes scared shitless, but i decided not to stop unless she starts crying
 >she has no idea what i just said
 >"WHAT DO YOU DESIRE FOR YOUR FIFTH DAY OF BIRTH?"
 >she is half hiding under the duvet
 >She tells me that she wants a dog
 >"WHAT KIND OF DOG?"
 >She wants a "slinky dog
 >"THE CONTRACT IS SEALED, RETURN TO REST
 >Slowly back out of the room
 >go back to bed
 when i wake up shes sleeping in the bed between me and wife
 >i send her off to kindergarten
 >i call a friend of mine who is big into the dog breeding thing
 find out that a dachshund is over 1500 dollars
 >fuck it, she wants a dog shes getting a dog
 >manage to find the cutest little darling puppy
 >1600 bucks, sold.
 >go buy dog food and accessories
 pick up daughter
 >get home
 >dachshund out of fucking nowhere
 >act like i have no idea how it got there
 >she is now certain that the birthday skeleton exists
 Her mother was pretty pissed when i told her the story, but it was worth it.
 Her 5th birthday is next month, but now i'm prepared
 Chid,yeur
 birthday tomorr
 Tonight yau
 get a visi
 fromthe. irth
 day skekton!
 Oh boy
 The whati
 HELLO SMALL
 HUMAN
 HAT MATERIAL
 WISH
 ?
 A- An Xx?
 THS CONTRACT
 Is SEALED