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awesomacious: All neighbors should be like this all the time.
awesomacious: I hope you have a great day
danktoday: Meirl by aashirlaique MORE MEMES Here’s hoping it was 69 days ago amirite boys
novelty-gift-ideas: Hatching Duck Egg Toy
yerezaheian: “We could, you know… be happy.”
shinyauspistice: She-Ra-Avatar AU nº03Firebender Adora,,, in Earth Kingdom clothes, of course. I’m pretty proud of that fire. And I actuALL...
shinyauspistice: Aaaaand the AU continues :::))Shadow Weaver as a blood bender this time. Very sketch. I don’t know how to disign outfits.
![Comfortable, Dude, and Dumb: Insomnia Adventures
u/Oceanundertow
Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago
Get startled by phone ringing
It's one of my players
Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?"
Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a
favor?"
OhGodHeKilledSomeone.gif
Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot."
Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick
story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the
recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my
laptop at the office so I can't play them."
NaniTheFuck.mp3
Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?"
Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC
acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister. Guess
Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler."
Me: "Wow...well, if it will help her sleep, then sure."
Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to
her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker."
Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon."
Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!"
I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg
Me: "You ready for a story about...(DM IMPROV SKILLS
ENGAGE)..the time your daddy and his friends went
deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?"
Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises)
I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story
over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she
eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and
says he'll see me on game night.
Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable
for once. I should have thanked him
I am the dumb dumb mister.
positive-memes:Bed time stories](https://pics.conservativememes.com/insomnia-adventures-u-oceanundertow-be-me-sleep-deprived-dm-half-an-61533067.png)
mimic-txr: i like the new shera a lot, and by that i mean everyone in the hoard and Glimmercommission info
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failnation: Giant squid washed up on New Zealand beach
everybody-loves-to-eat: (source) NoKraft mac and cheese eat the whole pot
![God, Head, and Oh My God: maglor-still-lives:
forbiddenseason:
invisiblespork:
leiutenant-treble:
cymbal-5:
dutdutwut:
Important discoveries being made over here.
oh my god😂
longlifebrooke
[audio transcription: So I’m sure we’ve all seen the videos recently of these things *squeezes the honking chicken several times* little chickens. Um. Well, so I discovered recently that if you pull the head off and then pull the noisemaker out it’s the right size that you can stick it in the end of a trombone mouthpiece. And then *deep breath* *the loudest, most horrible blatting noises* Yeah.]
Has science gone too far
Maglor is the attic at 3AM](https://pics.conservativememes.com/maglor-still-lives-forbiddenseason-invisiblespork-leiutenant-treble-cymbal-5-dutdutwut-important-discoveries-being-made-61523554.png)
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why-i-love-comics: Event Leviathan #3 (2019)written by Brian Michael Bendisart by Alex Maleev
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baxernasty: joederartist: You’re right.
failnation: Pic of 2/4 horsemen of the apocalypse
wiselwisel: No mames wey. No creo que se digan eso precisamente
femestella: Since getting cast on Euphoria as Kat, model-turned-actress Barbie Ferreira is finally getting the attention she deserves. Barbi...
mango-van-der-linde: weneedaruse: mango-van-der-linde: thathaircut: /SOUND ON 🔊/ Doesn’t sound like their lifting up a door to me..if y...
raegeii: back in 2017 when we were working on princess prom I wanted to design prom outfits for two of my favs who didnt get them, even tho...
yuripirate:a couple of drawings from twitter!
failnation: This graffiti artist turned a block wall into a bus
vixieblues:I have a need after seeing those outfits…
artofkace: “I’m here; I’m sorry.”(another piece for this concept, because i’m wounded by it)
fujifingerz: since she’s covered in fur, ALL of her would go Gold if she went Super Saiyan! @galexionMATE THERE IS MORE!!! CHECK THIS OUT ...
whyyoustabbedme:This is really so fucked up. These are the stories we need to be hearing about in the news.
obfuscatingreality: edge-level-100: sonansu: EVISCERATED For those that don’t know, Brock’s mom and dad both bailed on their kids to go d...
fujifingerz: ye but it’s Majin Catra~! WOOOHOOOO!! NICE!
![Tumblr, Blog, and Voice: Do you think Shane is
out there screaming right now?
He's probably doing some stupid bit
where he's pretending he sakid.
[high-pitched voice]
oh, hey, there, Miss.
It's just me, a little boy.
vivienvalentino:
high art comedy](https://pics.conservativememes.com/do-you-think-shane-is-out-there-screaming-right-now-61504944.png)
