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Bad, Cute, and Fucking: wittyusernamed My buddy read an article about octopus intelligence. It was feeding time, and the handler dumped some shrimp into an octopus' tank. Then he went into another room and sat at his desk. A while later, a shrimp was tossed onto his desk The octopus, upon finding one bad shrimp in the lot, had grabbed it, escaped its tank, crossed the hall, and threw the expired shrimp at its caretaker. Not only does this showcase their problem-solving capabilities, but also that it could have escaped at any time. It just broke out this time to chuck an off shrimp in indignation at its handler. That's not just intelligence, that's a human-like reaction. Kinda make you wonder exactly how smart these guys can be.. queensjenn OH MY GOD roseweasley7 I went to the aquarium once and we had a tour and we walked past the octopus tank and it was duct taped shut so l asked why and the guy was like. "Well, we had a problem before because these fish were disappearing randomly at night and we had no idea why. Turns out the octopus had memorised the night guards rounds and would creep out of its tank, crawl across the floor to the fish tank, have a little snack and be back in its own tank with the lid shut before the guard came back." they are super smart dominawritesthings I love octopuses so, so much. cassandrashipsit I am both delighted and FUCKING TERRIFIED. ze-witch-arteest Once I went to the aquarium where they had a baby pacific red octopus in a tank. I had gone there to work on a few real life sketches, obviously I wanted to do one of an octopus. So I kinda just kneeled in front of the tank, and started sketching The octopus didn't mind, he sat happily. Then, 5 minutes later, he started moving to the front of the tank, where I was. This tiny octopus faces me directly and starts posing. I don't know how other to explain it but he started curlung his tentacles in this really graceful way then wouldn't move for a few minutes. Then again, a new pose. That tiny cute motherfucker More laughs at FUNsubstance.com Prankster Gangster
Bad, Cute, and Fucking: wittyusernamed
 My buddy read an article about octopus
 intelligence. It was feeding time, and the
 handler dumped some shrimp into an
 octopus' tank. Then he went into another
 room and sat at his desk.
 A while later, a shrimp was tossed onto
 his desk
 The octopus, upon finding one bad
 shrimp in the lot, had grabbed it,
 escaped its tank, crossed the hall, and
 threw the expired shrimp at its caretaker.
 Not only does this showcase their
 problem-solving capabilities, but also
 that it could have escaped at any time. It
 just broke out this time to chuck an off
 shrimp in indignation at its handler.
 That's not just intelligence, that's a
 human-like reaction. Kinda make you
 wonder exactly how smart these guys
 can be..
 queensjenn
 OH MY GOD
 roseweasley7
 I went to the aquarium once and we had
 a tour and we walked past the octopus
 tank and it was duct taped shut so l
 asked why and the guy was like. "Well,
 we had a problem before because these
 fish were disappearing randomly at night
 and we had no idea why. Turns out the
 octopus had memorised the night guards
 rounds and would creep out of its tank,
 crawl across the floor to the fish tank,
 have a little snack and be back in its own
 tank with the lid shut before the guard
 came back." they are super smart
 dominawritesthings
 I love octopuses so, so much.
 cassandrashipsit
 I am both delighted and FUCKING
 TERRIFIED.
 ze-witch-arteest
 Once I went to the aquarium where they
 had a baby pacific red octopus in a tank.
 I had gone there to work on a few real life
 sketches, obviously I wanted to do one of
 an octopus. So I kinda just kneeled in
 front of the tank, and started sketching
 The octopus didn't mind, he sat happily.
 Then, 5 minutes later, he started moving
 to the front of the tank, where I was. This
 tiny octopus faces me directly and starts
 posing. I don't know how other to explain
 it but he started curlung his tentacles in
 this really graceful way then wouldn't
 move for a few minutes. Then again, a
 new pose. That tiny cute motherfucker
 More laughs at FUNsubstance.com
Prankster Gangster

Prankster Gangster

Bad, Bruh, and Cute: Friday H:28 PM Itsa Motch! Hey what's up Just chilling. Waiting for the Obenauf's to kick in. Obenauf that's going to get you all soft and moist though That's the plan! You may should use extra I mean I have pretty big feet Yeah I might stretch you a little bit We may have to be careful not to rip you at all Will I need a trip to the cobbler if I meet you? Well I don't know what size you are but you may just have to I may knock the sole out TBH I probably need a good resoling already anyway That's okay broke in just means there is experience I'm high asf and not sure how I got to this point I mean seriously bruh, you're hitting on a pair of boots Man there are some kibler elves on my bed that are pole dancing so trying to fuck some boots ain't on me Bath salts or meth? Calm down shrooms Ooooh. Keeping it organic. Pretty sure there gmo But still carbon based Oh shit. The boots passed chemistry Just because I'm cute doesn't mean I'm not smart True true I'm not sure what's real right now I'm so glad I could be part of this experience with you. I'm real, Ryan. So very real. Lol then why you posing as boots or are you actual talking boots Whatever you want to be the truth That's gunna fuck me up Would you rather be talking to boots or a person pretending to be boots? What's your truth, Ryan? I have no idea anymore which is more terrifying How about a human/boot hybrid Oh god bad trip now Take a deep breath and imagine sliding your feet into me Let's not go down that road again I thought that was what you wanted Sent A dude on shrooms tryna get with old boots
Bad, Bruh, and Cute: Friday H:28 PM
 Itsa Motch!
 Hey what's up
 Just chilling. Waiting for the
 Obenauf's to kick in.
 Obenauf that's going to get you all
 soft and moist though
 That's the plan!
 You may should use extra I mean I
 have pretty big feet
 Yeah I might stretch you a little bit
 We may have to be careful not
 to rip you at all
 Will I need a trip to the cobbler
 if I meet you?
 Well I don't know what size you
 are but you may just have to I may
 knock the sole out
 TBH I probably need a good
 resoling already anyway
 That's okay broke in just means
 there is experience
 I'm high asf and not sure how I got
 to this point
 I mean seriously bruh, you're hitting
 on a pair of boots
 Man there are some kibler elves
 on my bed that are pole dancing
 so trying to fuck some boots
 ain't on me
 Bath salts or meth?
 Calm down shrooms
 Ooooh. Keeping it organic.
 Pretty sure there gmo
 But still carbon based
 Oh shit. The boots passed
 chemistry
 Just because I'm cute doesn't mean
 I'm not smart
 True true
 I'm not sure what's real right now
 I'm so glad I could be part of this
 experience with you. I'm real, Ryan.
 So very real.
 Lol then why you posing as boots
 or are you actual talking boots
 Whatever you want to be the truth
 That's gunna fuck me up
 Would you rather be talking to boots
 or a person pretending to be boots?
 What's your truth, Ryan?
 I have no idea anymore which is
 more terrifying
 How about a human/boot hybrid
 Oh god bad trip now
 Take a deep breath and imagine
 sliding your feet into me
 Let's not go down that road again
 I thought that was what you wanted
 Sent
A dude on shrooms tryna get with old boots

A dude on shrooms tryna get with old boots

Crime, Doctor, and Fake: Steven Russell was a con artist who escaped from prison by using laxatives to fake the symptoms of AIDS. He then called the prison, posing as a doctor, asking for prisoners interested in an experimental treatment, and volunteered. Once out of Texas, he sent death certificates to the prison stating he had died. Ultrafacts.tumblr.com portmanteau-bot: dynastylnoire: rightinthecrystalfeels: creppysponge: blackgirlsparadise: How….? STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS.  Originally arrested for Insurance Fraud, he met the love of his life Phillip Morris in prison He got out before Phillip, so he proceeded to GET PHILLIP OUT OF PRISON He wanted to give Phillip a glamourous life, so he got a big-name job, and then started embezzling funds he was arrested and then broke out TWICE MORE and kept busting out then he was arrested again, and the above happened while he was on the run from this, he was determined to get Phillip (who was in trouble for harboring him) out of prison so he pretended to be a lawyer and hit up Phillip’s jail 24/7. He tried to get Phillip moved to a prison closer to where he was hiding so he couLD VISIT HIM AND THEN he made a fake identity and tried to get a 75k loan, and was arrested AGAIN, but he FAKED A HEART ATTACK AND LEFT BEFORE HE WAS EVEN PLACED IN PRISON AGAIN There’s a movie about his life called “I love you, phillip morris” Starring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor I must see this movie White crime white + crime = whime.Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1Support me to let me live forever and put mankind in slavery! づ◕‿◕。)づ | PayPal | Patreon
Crime, Doctor, and Fake: Steven Russell was a con artist who
 escaped from prison by using laxatives
 to fake the symptoms of AIDS. He then
 called the prison, posing as a doctor,
 asking for prisoners interested in an
 experimental treatment, and
 volunteered. Once out of Texas, he
 sent death certificates to the prison
 stating he had died.
 Ultrafacts.tumblr.com
portmanteau-bot:

dynastylnoire:
rightinthecrystalfeels:

creppysponge:

blackgirlsparadise:

How….?

STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS. 
Originally arrested for Insurance Fraud, he met the love of his life Phillip Morris in prison
He got out before Phillip, so he proceeded to GET PHILLIP OUT OF PRISON
He wanted to give Phillip a glamourous life, so he got a big-name job, and then started embezzling funds
he was arrested and then broke out TWICE MORE and kept busting out
then he was arrested again, and the above happened
while he was on the run from this, he was determined to get Phillip (who was in trouble for harboring him) out of prison so he pretended to be a lawyer and hit up Phillip’s jail 24/7. He tried to get Phillip moved to a prison closer to where he was hiding so he couLD VISIT HIM
AND THEN he made a fake identity and tried to get a 75k loan, and was arrested AGAIN, but he FAKED A HEART ATTACK AND LEFT BEFORE HE WAS EVEN PLACED IN PRISON AGAIN

There’s a movie about his life called “I love you, phillip morris” Starring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor


I must see this movie


White crime


white + crime = whime.Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1Support me to let me live forever and put mankind in slavery! づ◕‿◕。)づ  | PayPal | Patreon

portmanteau-bot: dynastylnoire: rightinthecrystalfeels: creppysponge: blackgirlsparadise: How….? STEVEN RUSSELL WAS A FUCKING GENIUS.  ...