Grandpa has no chill 😅
Alone and unafraid, hoping she'll still let me smash
What does Hollywood get wrong the most? What pisses you off?
Talks with @grjbooks turn into dank tweets. Excited for this warrior- Best selling author to be on the podcast next month!
Speeding, buying alcohol for 19 year old strippers, banging the Staff Sergeant's wife, masterbating on duty, sleeping on post, malingering, ...
Recruit Sharp reporting as ordered, Sir
Thanks Connor 😂
I *will* be telling this joke on the podcast tomorrow 😈 @smokepitpodcast
Worst military strip club?
Anyone else feel the struggle?
This is literally the best way to describe what it means to "pop smoke"
Haters will say it’s fake.
This is the most accurate meme I’ve ever made. Don’t @ me
Still slays more pussy than all of us.
Tag a shit bag @msency
ON TO THE NEXT!! Spread that seed, young kings, spread that fucking seed. (@pop_smoke_official)
Fuck fuck games all day
Boots act surprised as fuck when they get wall to wall counselings. Like TF you think the Marine Corps meant when you joined hoe?? You think...
Our heroes deserve better 😤
I want a lawyer
Is stopping someone from getting a “free” $9 meal worth acting like a jackass and embarrassing the whole vet community? You are damn right i...
"What do you mean you want to see my ID? I fought in stuff for America or whatever."
Hide the pain
Sneaky woman you
Thanks chief 🙄
At least your buddy in the next lane qualified.
TRIGGER WARNING This week, and in the past, memes that I have used my own pictures for have led to me being personally *despised* by a bunch...
Yooo who would do such a thing?? 😰😰
If there’s Marines on that ship you should be real worried 😰
Can confirm. DM this to 3 buddies.
If you’ve never felt this anxiety you’re probably stolen valor
Me: *Sigh* OK what's wrong Her:💥🖕🏼🤯🤬💥
I mean that's how you dead check them right?
Look, if you had, one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted. In one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip?...
@decelerateyourlife your move 😎
I don’t know why this is funny. This is *exactly* what I say to pick up chicks and 60% of the time it works everytime 💁🏻♂️
*Gets arrested 15 minutes later*
Alexa play "Hurt"
What do you guys honestly think about it?
Wait a minute 🤔
He gotta point 🤷🏻♂️