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Anime, Bad, and Cats: File: 1341261033544.gif (823 KB, 200x200) MUMMY FOUND MY HENTAI DRAWING Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)20:23:14 No.22090401 22090457>22090584 >>22092439>22092538>>22092615 Well /r9k/, I fucking blew it. I'm so humiliated and stunned that I can barely type. Today I woke up at 2 PM and went downstairs where mummy was reading in the next room, and I noticed a stack of papers. I saw it was my handwriting so I started sifting through it. At the very end of the stack I saw a picture I had drawn a year or two ago of a naked cat girl slave. It included a fucking creepily written bio about how she'd been kidnapped and trained and "hated mouth-breeding lots!" I think mummy and daddy saw it. There's no way they didn't see it. I went into the next room, shaking, and she didn't look up at me. How can I possibly proceed? File: yourealmosthere.jpg (52 KB, 960x600) Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)20:25:05 No.22090457 22090627 >22092429 Yeah you're fucked man, killing yourself is definitely the best option >>22090401 (OP) Act like nothing happened. You're almost here Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)20:26:50 No.22090511 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:43:28 No.22092609 File: joeroge.png (262 KB, 446x456) >22092429 You... Are. Fucked reality check. time to get your life in order >>22092429 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)20:29:11 No.22090584 22090711 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:44:35 No.22092638 File: 1439805931627.jpg (107 KB, 800x586) HELIUM >>22090401 (OP) "hey so what did you think of these? i put out some feelers and found an agent who likes the direction." E >22092429 your life sounds awful Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:34:22 No.22092362 >> 22092429 M Post the drawing you shite Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:44:56 No.22092648 File: Ghostbusted.png (71 KB, 250x250) Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:36:59 No.22092429 22092455 >22092465 22092488>2209249122092492 >22092509 >22092521 22092538 >>22092554 2209256422092571 22092573 >>22092590 >22092597 >22092609 22092611 2209261522092626 22092631 22092638 »22092648 >»22092656 22092668 22092429 oh my god you need to bail dude File: hmmm.jpg (301 KB, 743x986) >>22090925 >22091024 22092362 Here it is. I just hope they didn't read through the whole thing. Kitty-tan would be so embarrassed. Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:50:07 No.22092800 22092817 just say shes 12 in cat years Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:37:59 No.22092455 File: 1439927360507.jpg (14 KB, 451x6nn Age Teaiaingy tenms ahade Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:50:39 No.22092817 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:55:51 No.22092965 File: greaheheasy.gif (105 KB, 640x480) >>22092429 >22092800 Genius >Age: 12 yrs >22092429 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:17:34 No.22093587 File: fsdaf png (229 KB, 331x360) This is fucked. wmens se A , shat Mecoo I am itaa >>22092429 It's over OP Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:38:29 No.22092465 22092582 File: 1425365365851.jpg (28 KB erye mauAer 85x594) रर र फ >>22092429 >>22092429 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:50:42 No.22092821 File: Godspeed+anon+godspeed+_8.ipg (16 KB, 217x325) IM WEAK eatea, beateas bedthat she 22092429 Rip OP Just be an hero already. If you know for a fact that you about it. See you on the other side, OP Anonymous 09/06/ File: 1335901484905.jpg like Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:39:14 No.22092488 File: tear the flesh.jpg (20 KB, 332x352) peteet k slave the >>22092429 h Ma Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:51:32 No.22092845 thals s eepthdel Nor kst oven ses less endes mntiag File: 1429459953690.jpg (40 KB, 536x284) >22092429 You absolute mong Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:39:19 No.22092491 22092574 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:43:33 No.22092611 22092727 what kl ealhates, thoh s mauth maing Shes een th acosple eL mes 22092429 Enjoy getting forced to go to therapy and having your family think you're a pedophile rapist >22092429 What does the above the age say? Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:39:21 No.22092492 File: 1429325381718.jpg (179 KB, 1107x448) >>22092429 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:47:32 No.22092727 22092807 >22092869 >>22092958 JUST >22092611 was, I already put the picture away, I can't look at it. It says her pre-abduction name, I forget what Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21 File: EddieMurphyReaction.gif (99 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:39:54 No.22092509 File: 1429111692282.jpg (47 KB, 604x400) pre-abduction name, >22092429 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:50:22 No.220 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:55:39 No.22092958 File: 1429111497219.jpg (933 KB, 2133x1200) File: JUST jpg (19 KB, 217x320) 12 yrs >>22092727 >her pre-abduction 2>22092727 You can't play us like that, you're already fucked man. Just tell us. listed that cat gir's age and it was 12. I have a little sister around that age Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:40:19 No.22092521 File: 1296784334123.jpg (36 KB, 357x354) name >>22092429 >Age: 12 yrs Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:57:53 No.22093013 22093051 File: 1439012799117.jpg (13 KB, 480x480) >>22092429 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:5 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:41:01 No.22092538 >22092869 Turns out it was Ellen. There's also a food bowl at her feet which you can't see in the picture. I don't know guys, this seems pretty bad. My mom always talks about how pedophiles should be given the death penalty. I don't see a good way out of this one. File: AbsoluteHooligans.png (338 KB, 471x407) :22092129 kill yourself my man 22090401 (OP) 22092429 Holy fucking shit why would you actually write the age, and on a physical thing anybody could find!?!?! Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:57:33 No.22093009 File: wtfm8 ipg (27 KB, 450x320) Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:01:30 No.22093130 File: 1386511247644.jpg (36 KB, 1193x715) Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:01:42 No.22093142 File: bubblesgif18.gif (483 KB, 284x200) Jesus Christ, OP. Fucking idiot, they're probably discussing whether to call the police or get a psychiatrist or something >22093013 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:16:20 No.22093562 File: stay jpg (40 KB, 960x640) > There's also a food bowl at her feet Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:15:57 No.22093551 >22093013 Hey man, we get it. Life's rough sometimes: just ask Ellen. m8, it's over. Does >>22093527 >>22092429 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:15:06 No.22093527 your family own a gun? man, this is some weapons-grade autism After reading this >>22093527 you are FUCKED. 22092429 English translation: Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:16:02 No.22093554 File: 1441157759198.gif (1.88 MB, 288x288) stuff like this is the Hope you enjoy living in a van down by the river reason i stray from /fa/ Age: 12 Yrs Training: Kitty-dan was abducted on her way home from school two months ago. At first, she was a very bad kitty! She didn't enjoy breeding time at all, and even fought against it! But after being beaten, beaten so badly that she was blind in one eye, she behaves just like a perfect kitty slave. The blind eye isn't so bad, the master thinks the eyes are cute! Now, Kitty-dan even sobs less when she's mating, and when she does it's much greater. What Kitty-dan really hates, though, is mouth-mating. She's even thrown up a couple of times! Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:33:52 No.22094 File: 1441562264837.jpg (42 KB, 453x500) 22093527 >>22092429 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:24:20 No.22093792 22093807220938092209382822093834>22093835>2209383622093839 File: 1439618391543.jpg (63 KB, 500x392) OP here. I can hear them talking, they have so much venom in their voices. I don't have any money. How can I run? I'm so fucked. I can hardly move. I'm just looking at the sky. AND THEN... Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)23:01:46 No.22094 File: 121213133.jpg (58 KB, 720x960) >22092429 Jesus Christ. Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:47:04 No.22094475 22094526 22094527 >2209455822094567 22094568 22094585 22094590 22094605 22094617 File: 1420435031597 png (238 KB, 1136x640) Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:55:40 No. 1431360363118 jpg (68 KB, 645x773) OP here. I don't know what the immediate future holds but I'm not going to do anything drastic. Not until I'm confronted about it. It's possible I can live the rest of my life with the knowledge that Kitty-tan is burned into my parents' minds. If I'm kicked out, I'll join the military.I have some anime figures in the mail so that might be rough this is mouth mating wrong Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)23:18:38 No.22095442 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)23:01:46 No.22094919 File: 1437626537727.png (1.66 MB, 1046x706) >>22095253 JUMP OUT THE WINDOW OP, you need to convince them that this isn't about pedophilia, but rather, it's about bestiality, if you can convince them that you're not interested in little girls but instead are interested in cats, the age thing will all make sense, that's an average age for a cat, and depending on what state your in kitty pussy could be legal, if not then just move states. RUN INTO THE WOODS there, fixed everything. you're welcome OP GODSPEED OP Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)23:20:04 No.22095499 le: pet wigs 1.jpg (300 KB, 600x713) DoomedAnon IcQ6uVHdIPc 09/06/15(Sun)23:13:00 No.22095253 »220952812209528422095285220952882209529522095302>2209530522095320>2209532122095322 22095324 File: image jpg (352 KB, 2448x3264) Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)23:18:49 No.22095447 File: worriedlaughter.png (301 KB, 520x678) >>22095253 this car just pulled up and a lady came out, I don't recognize the car or the woman but i know i afm completely fucked, guys, please remember me. >>22095253 It's over. You're done. YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD MAN ITS GAME OVER Worried laughter Anonymous 09/07/15(Mon)02:37:38 No.22101380 22101435 File: VaderChillinWithThe501st.jpg (59 KB, 350x489) DoomedAnon IcQ6uVHdlPc 09/07/15(Mon)02:32:27 No.22101225 22101263 >22101269 >22101284 22101295>»22101297 >22101319>22101320 22101322 >22101331 22101343 >22101351 22101375 >22101379 >>22101380 >22101390 >>22101407>22101412>22101413 >>22101448>>22101487 >>22101499>>22101502 >>22101559 File: kittytan.jpg (1.05 MB, 2448x3264) >22101225 It's me again. >closed the thread, hid the picture >hear the lady and my parents talking >hear them wal king up the stairs, heart's pounding like crazy >I hear a knock on the door >on the run HOLY FUCKING SHIT >lt opens and the lady is there with my mom behind her she looks around my incredibly messy room and looks back to me with a look of immense pity >l just look back at her Anonymous 09/07/15(Mon)02:38:14 No.22101390 File: b509614c tumblr mzapuu6VS(ipg (85 KB, 600x600) my mom tells me that this is Dr. whatever and she's treated my uncle and I can trust her lve never seen that look on my mom's face before >I say I don't need any help, I try to push past them >mom starts tearing up jog downstairs and get into my car >drive a couple miles but realize I'm almost out of gas >have to pull into the parking lot of a bookstore >just sit on the trunk of the car for about two hours, phone's almost dead, at 2 % >it's dark out, I don't know where I am send the name of the bookstore to my friend, he picks me up Looks like I'll be at his place for a while. This is a bit fucked. Don't worry guys, things will work out. Also, I have a better picture of Kitty-tan. This will have to be the last one since I don't have the drawing in my possession anymore. I guess my car will just stay at the lot >>22101225 best of luck, anon. "TM FREE, IM FREE, ILL ALWAYS BE FREE," euphoric DoomedAnon IcQ6uVHdlPc 09/07/15(Mon)02:39:51 No.22101435 221014872210152122101567 >22101600 >>22101617 >>22101375 >22101380 (You) >22101413 Actually when I was driving away was one of the most intense and euphoric feelings I've ever experienced. I just started yelling "I'M FREE, I'M FREE, I'LL ALWAYS BE FREE," I was on such an adrenaline rush Anon is free
Anime, Bad, and Cats: File: 1341261033544.gif (823 KB, 200x200)
 MUMMY FOUND MY HENTAI DRAWING Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)20:23:14 No.22090401 22090457>22090584 >>22092439>22092538>>22092615
 Well /r9k/, I fucking blew it. I'm so humiliated and stunned that I can barely type. Today I woke up at 2 PM and went downstairs where mummy was reading in the next room, and I
 noticed a stack of papers. I saw it was my handwriting so I started sifting through it. At the very end of the stack I saw a picture I had drawn a year or two ago of a naked cat girl slave.
 It included a fucking creepily written bio about how she'd been kidnapped and trained and "hated mouth-breeding lots!" I think mummy and daddy saw it. There's no way they didn't see
 it. I went into the next room, shaking, and she didn't look up at me. How can I possibly proceed?
 File: yourealmosthere.jpg (52 KB, 960x600)
 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)20:25:05 No.22090457 22090627
 >22092429
 Yeah you're fucked man, killing yourself is
 definitely the best option
 >>22090401 (OP)
 Act like nothing happened.
 You're almost here
 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)20:26:50 No.22090511
 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:43:28 No.22092609
 File: joeroge.png (262 KB, 446x456)
 >22092429
 You... Are. Fucked
 reality check. time to get your life in order
 >>22092429
 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)20:29:11 No.22090584 22090711
 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:44:35 No.22092638
 File: 1439805931627.jpg (107 KB, 800x586)
 HELIUM
 >>22090401 (OP)
 "hey so what did you think of these? i put out some feelers and found an agent who likes the direction."
 E
 >22092429
 your life sounds awful
 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:34:22 No.22092362
 >>
 22092429
 M
 Post the drawing you shite
 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:44:56 No.22092648
 File: Ghostbusted.png (71 KB, 250x250)
 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:36:59 No.22092429 22092455 >22092465 22092488>2209249122092492 >22092509 >22092521 22092538 >>22092554 2209256422092571 22092573 >>22092590 >22092597 >22092609
 22092611 2209261522092626 22092631 22092638 »22092648 >»22092656 22092668
 22092429
 oh my god you need
 to bail dude
 File: hmmm.jpg (301 KB, 743x986)
 >>22090925
 >22091024
 22092362
 Here it is. I just hope they didn't read through the whole thing. Kitty-tan would be so embarrassed.
 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:50:07 No.22092800 22092817
 just say shes 12 in cat years
 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:37:59 No.22092455
 File: 1439927360507.jpg (14 KB, 451x6nn
 Age
 Teaiaingy tenms ahade
 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:50:39 No.22092817
 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:55:51 No.22092965
 File: greaheheasy.gif (105 KB, 640x480)
 >>22092429
 >22092800
 Genius
 >Age: 12 yrs
 >22092429
 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:17:34 No.22093587
 File: fsdaf png (229 KB, 331x360)
 This is fucked.
 wmens se A , shat
 Mecoo
 I am itaa
 >>22092429
 It's over OP
 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:38:29 No.22092465 22092582
 File: 1425365365851.jpg (28 KB
 erye mauAer
 85x594)
 रर र फ
 >>22092429
 >>22092429
 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:50:42 No.22092821
 File: Godspeed+anon+godspeed+_8.ipg (16 KB, 217x325)
 IM WEAK
 eatea, beateas bedthat she
 22092429
 Rip OP
 Just be an hero already. If you know for a fact that
 you about it. See you on the other side, OP
 Anonymous 09/06/
 File: 1335901484905.jpg
 like
 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:39:14 No.22092488
 File: tear the flesh.jpg (20 KB, 332x352)
 peteet k slave the
 >>22092429
 h Ma Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:51:32 No.22092845
 thals s eepthdel Nor kst
 oven ses less endes mntiag
 File: 1429459953690.jpg (40 KB, 536x284)
 >22092429
 You absolute mong
 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:39:19 No.22092491 22092574
 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:43:33 No.22092611 22092727
 what kl ealhates, thoh
 s mauth maing Shes een th
 acosple eL mes
 22092429
 Enjoy getting forced to go to therapy and having your family think you're a pedophile rapist
 >22092429
 What does the above the age say?
 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:39:21 No.22092492
 File: 1429325381718.jpg (179 KB, 1107x448)
 >>22092429
 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:47:32 No.22092727 22092807 >22092869 >>22092958
 JUST
 >22092611
 was, I already put the picture away, I can't look at it.
 It says her pre-abduction name, I forget what
 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21
 File: EddieMurphyReaction.gif (99
 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:39:54 No.22092509
 File: 1429111692282.jpg (47 KB, 604x400)
 pre-abduction name,
 >22092429
 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:50:22 No.220 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:55:39 No.22092958
 File: 1429111497219.jpg (933 KB, 2133x1200) File: JUST jpg (19 KB, 217x320)
 12 yrs
 >>22092727
 >her pre-abduction
 2>22092727
 You can't play us like that, you're already fucked
 man. Just tell us.
 listed that cat gir's age and it was 12. I have a little sister around that age
 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:40:19 No.22092521
 File: 1296784334123.jpg (36 KB, 357x354)
 name
 >>22092429
 >Age: 12 yrs
 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:57:53 No.22093013 22093051
 File: 1439012799117.jpg (13 KB, 480x480)
 >>22092429
 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:5 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:41:01 No.22092538
 >22092869
 Turns out it was Ellen. There's also a food bowl at her feet which you can't see in the picture.
 I don't know guys, this seems pretty bad. My mom always talks about how pedophiles should
 be given the death penalty. I don't see a good way out of this one.
 File: AbsoluteHooligans.png (338 KB, 471x407)
 :22092129
 kill yourself my man
 22090401 (OP)
 22092429
 Holy fucking shit why would you actually write the age, and on a physical thing
 anybody could find!?!?!
 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)21:57:33 No.22093009
 File: wtfm8 ipg (27 KB, 450x320)
 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:01:30 No.22093130
 File: 1386511247644.jpg (36 KB, 1193x715)
 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:01:42 No.22093142
 File: bubblesgif18.gif (483 KB, 284x200)
 Jesus Christ, OP.
 Fucking idiot, they're probably discussing whether to call the police or get a
 psychiatrist or something
 >22093013
 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:16:20 No.22093562
 File: stay jpg (40 KB, 960x640)
 > There's also a food
 bowl at her feet
 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:15:57 No.22093551
 >22093013
 Hey man, we get it. Life's rough
 sometimes: just ask Ellen.
 m8, it's over. Does
 >>22093527
 >>22092429
 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:15:06 No.22093527
 your family own a gun?
 man, this is some
 weapons-grade autism
 After reading this >>22093527 you are FUCKED.
 22092429
 English translation:
 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:16:02 No.22093554
 File: 1441157759198.gif (1.88 MB, 288x288)
 stuff like this is the
 Hope you enjoy living in a van down by the river
 reason i stray from /fa/
 Age: 12 Yrs
 Training: Kitty-dan was abducted on her way home from school two months ago. At first, she was a very bad kitty! She didn't enjoy breeding time at all, and even fought against it! But after being beaten, beaten so
 badly that she was blind in one eye, she behaves just like a perfect kitty slave. The blind eye isn't so bad, the master thinks the eyes are cute! Now, Kitty-dan even sobs less when she's mating, and when she does
 it's much greater. What Kitty-dan really hates, though, is mouth-mating. She's even thrown up a couple of times!
 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:33:52 No.22094
 File: 1441562264837.jpg (42 KB, 453x500)
 22093527
 >>22092429
 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:24:20 No.22093792 22093807220938092209382822093834>22093835>2209383622093839
 File: 1439618391543.jpg (63 KB, 500x392)
 OP here. I can hear them talking, they have so much venom in their voices. I don't have any money. How can I run? I'm so fucked. I can hardly move. I'm
 just looking at the sky.
 AND THEN...
 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)23:01:46 No.22094
 File: 121213133.jpg (58 KB, 720x960)
 >22092429
 Jesus Christ.
 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:47:04 No.22094475 22094526 22094527 >2209455822094567 22094568 22094585 22094590 22094605 22094617
 File: 1420435031597 png (238 KB, 1136x640)
 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)22:55:40 No.
 1431360363118 jpg (68 KB, 645x773)
 OP here. I don't know what the immediate future holds but I'm not going to do anything drastic. Not until I'm confronted about it. It's possible I can live the rest of my life with the knowledge that
 Kitty-tan is burned into my parents' minds. If I'm kicked out, I'll join the military.I have some anime figures in the mail so that might be rough
 this
 is
 mouth mating
 wrong
 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)23:18:38 No.22095442
 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)23:01:46 No.22094919
 File: 1437626537727.png (1.66 MB, 1046x706)
 >>22095253
 JUMP OUT THE WINDOW
 OP, you need to convince them that this isn't about pedophilia, but rather, it's about bestiality, if you can convince them that you're not interested in little girls but instead are interested in cats,
 the age thing will all make sense, that's an average age for a cat, and depending on what state your in kitty pussy could be legal, if not then just move states.
 RUN INTO THE WOODS
 there, fixed everything. you're welcome OP
 GODSPEED OP
 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)23:20:04 No.22095499
 le: pet wigs 1.jpg (300 KB, 600x713)
 DoomedAnon IcQ6uVHdIPc 09/06/15(Sun)23:13:00 No.22095253 »220952812209528422095285220952882209529522095302>2209530522095320>2209532122095322 22095324
 File: image jpg (352 KB, 2448x3264)
 Anonymous 09/06/15(Sun)23:18:49 No.22095447
 File: worriedlaughter.png (301 KB, 520x678)
 >>22095253
 this car just pulled up and a lady came out, I don't recognize the car or the woman but i know i afm completely fucked, guys, please remember me.
 >>22095253
 It's over. You're done.
 YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD MAN
 ITS GAME OVER
 Worried laughter
 Anonymous 09/07/15(Mon)02:37:38 No.22101380 22101435
 File: VaderChillinWithThe501st.jpg (59 KB, 350x489)
 DoomedAnon IcQ6uVHdlPc 09/07/15(Mon)02:32:27 No.22101225 22101263 >22101269 >22101284 22101295>»22101297 >22101319>22101320 22101322 >22101331 22101343 >22101351 22101375 >22101379
 >>22101380 >22101390 >>22101407>22101412>22101413 >>22101448>>22101487 >>22101499>>22101502 >>22101559
 File: kittytan.jpg (1.05 MB, 2448x3264)
 >22101225
 It's me again.
 >closed the thread, hid the picture
 >hear the lady and my parents talking
 >hear them wal king up the stairs, heart's pounding like crazy
 >I hear a knock on the door
 >on the run
 HOLY FUCKING SHIT
 >lt opens and the lady is there with my mom behind her
 she looks around my incredibly messy room and looks back to me with a look of immense pity
 >l just look back at her
 Anonymous 09/07/15(Mon)02:38:14 No.22101390
 File: b509614c tumblr mzapuu6VS(ipg (85 KB, 600x600)
 my mom tells me that this is Dr. whatever and she's treated my uncle and I can trust her
 lve never seen that look on my mom's face before
 >I say I don't need any help, I try to push past them
 >mom starts tearing up
 jog downstairs and get into my car
 >drive a couple miles but realize I'm almost out of gas
 >have to pull into the parking lot of a bookstore
 >just sit on the trunk of the car for about two hours, phone's almost dead, at 2 %
 >it's dark out, I don't know where I am
 send the name of the bookstore to my friend, he picks me up
 Looks like I'll be at his place for a while. This is a bit fucked. Don't worry guys, things will work out. Also, I have a better picture of Kitty-tan. This will have to be the last one since I don't have the drawing in my
 possession anymore. I guess my car will just stay at the lot
 >>22101225
 best of luck, anon.
 "TM FREE, IM FREE, ILL ALWAYS BE FREE,"
 euphoric
 DoomedAnon IcQ6uVHdlPc 09/07/15(Mon)02:39:51 No.22101435 221014872210152122101567 >22101600 >>22101617
 >>22101375
 >22101380 (You)
 >22101413
 Actually when I was driving away
 was one of the most intense and euphoric feelings I've ever experienced. I just started yelling "I'M FREE, I'M FREE, I'LL ALWAYS BE FREE," I was on such an adrenaline rush
Anon is free

Anon is free

Apparently, Butt, and Clothes: suppose Ishould write down what happened tonight... let's just say I made HUGE mistake taking that call from Chris Hansen. He made me wait in the kitchen of Some abandonded house he had found and told me to wait for the "Kiddie Diddler" to arrive and wouldn't you know it... You know, they say don't judge a book by its cover but I kinda always felt like if any celebrity would be diddling kids, it'd be Joshie, I mean he surrounded himself with young impressionable tweens, thats just a huge red Alag right there. I remember Rowley oh and on about how he can't go to Joshie's concert since he was gonha whining be away guess he wanted to make a stop here and take the cherry of some Aoozy so I teen... I just realized I'm that floozy teen. HEY, GIRL, YOU ASKED TO SEE ME? UHA..... GOOD, GOOD, CAUSE I'M GONNA. MAKE YOU FEEL REAL GOOD Chris Hansen later told me that he liked to take a few seconds for the kiddie diddler to make himself... comfortable befor hopping in to make the save, but those few seconds felt like HOURS. Joshie breathing down my neck hyping himself up and I swear he was about to reach for my butt before Chris Hansen came in for the "save". I THINK YOU HAD TOO MUCH FUN THERE MR. JEREMY. CHRIS HANSEN?! FROM DATELINE NBC?! YES I AM! It didn't take long for Joshie to high tail tout of there but apparently, the police already waiting for him. I asked Chris Hansen about my cut for the job and he were shook off, something about exposure. So I guess there I was, traumatized, broke me girl's clothes, side note, they after spending all of my shares of the batwater on are ridiculously expensive, to look good and stopped by. TV. I was down in the dumps, then Chirag on came LOOK GREG, IM SORRY FOR THE THINGS I SAID BACK THEN... ΗKNO WOW, NOT EVEN A SORRY BACK.... ANYWAY, I SHOULDN'TVE TRIED TO STEP ON YOUR DREAM, EVEN IF ITS CRAZY Twisted Wizard Three He pulled something out of his pocket, it was a game case... it was Houses! Apparently Chirag's dad had just come back from Egypt and came back with a few sweet souveniers, like early copy of Twisted Wiard Three Houses. Chirag asked dh by his house and play t, after everything that happened today, if I wanted to come I think I needed it. Me and Chirag decided to cancel the Bathwater business by the way... I didn't want wear those clothes again after the whole Joshie incident, they just hang in my closet now... for safe keeping of course, those cost a fortune, though I actually kinda miss being a girl all things considered... Also not to future me, don't play anything with Chirag, he just wiped the floor with me in Twisted Wizard VS. END. Greg and Chirag Sell Some Bathwater Final
Apparently, Butt, and Clothes: suppose Ishould write down what happened tonight... let's just say I made
 HUGE mistake taking that call from Chris Hansen. He made
 me wait in the kitchen of
 Some abandonded house he had found and told me to wait for the "Kiddie Diddler" to
 arrive and wouldn't you know it...
 You know, they say don't judge a book
 by
 its cover but I kinda always felt like if
 any
 celebrity would be diddling kids, it'd be Joshie, I mean he surrounded himself with young
 impressionable tweens, thats just a huge red Alag right there. I remember Rowley
 oh and on about how he can't go to Joshie's concert since he was gonha
 whining
 be
 away
 guess he wanted to make a stop here and take the cherry of some
 Aoozy
 so I
 teen...
 I just realized I'm that floozy
 teen.
 HEY, GIRL, YOU ASKED TO SEE ME?
 UHA.....
 GOOD, GOOD, CAUSE I'M GONNA.
 MAKE YOU FEEL REAL GOOD
 Chris Hansen later told me that he liked to take a few seconds for the kiddie diddler to
 make himself... comfortable befor hopping
 in to make the save, but those few seconds
 felt like HOURS. Joshie breathing down my neck hyping himself up and I swear he was
 about to reach for my butt before Chris Hansen
 came in for the "save".
 I THINK YOU HAD TOO MUCH
 FUN THERE MR. JEREMY.
 CHRIS HANSEN?!
 FROM DATELINE NBC?!
 YES I AM!
 It didn't take long for Joshie to high tail
 tout of there but apparently, the police
 already waiting for him. I asked Chris Hansen about my cut for the job and he
 were
 shook
 off, something about exposure. So I guess there I was, traumatized, broke
 me
 girl's clothes, side note,
 they
 after spending all of my shares of the batwater on
 are
 ridiculously expensive, to look good
 and stopped by.
 TV. I was down in the dumps, then Chirag
 on
 came
 LOOK GREG, IM SORRY FOR THE THINGS I
 SAID BACK THEN...
 ΗKNO
 WOW, NOT EVEN A SORRY BACK.... ANYWAY, I
 SHOULDN'TVE TRIED TO STEP ON YOUR
 DREAM, EVEN IF ITS CRAZY
 Twisted Wizard Three
 He pulled something out of his pocket,
 it was a
 game case... it was
 Houses! Apparently Chirag's dad had just
 come back from Egypt and came back with
 a few sweet souveniers, like
 early copy of Twisted Wiard Three Houses. Chirag asked
 dh
 by his house and play
 t, after everything that happened today,
 if I wanted to come
 I think I needed it.
 Me and Chirag decided to cancel the Bathwater business by the way... I didn't want
 wear those clothes again after the whole Joshie incident, they just hang in my closet
 now... for safe keeping of course, those cost a fortune, though I actually kinda miss
 being a girl all things considered... Also not to future me, don't play anything with
 Chirag, he just wiped the floor with
 me in Twisted Wizard VS.
 END.
Greg and Chirag Sell Some Bathwater Final

Greg and Chirag Sell Some Bathwater Final

America, Arguing, and Bad: yelp Open in App 121 *EE 5/14/2014 I got tired of their crap a long time ago & I stopped answering their questions. So their 'brilliant' idea was to send one of my worst w landed a job at the enemies, who som Stafford PD, to talk to me. So he'd break into the house ask a bunch of questions &regardless of my answers he'd twist the facts to his advantage &spread lies &report back falsehoods. Regardless if I stated the truth, lies, or even neutral statements he'd manipulate it to his advantage. He'd even use a voice recorder &edit what I said &call people up with those audio recordings &they'd swear it wasn't edited. It was. Wake up. That guy would force me to say something, under duress,&then would take the audio recording &only play back that one part to people. So people would take it as literal as possible. When it should have been ignored On top of that they'd continually argue with me on what was or wasn't my home. I might pay the bills for it, but if I'm listed there under public records, my mail gets delivered there, or my po box that gets my mail is liked to it then it's my home. Besides this is another thing they could easily look up in the dictionary to solve: home [hohm] Show IPA noun-1. a house, apartment, or other shelter that is the usual residence of a person, family, o r household I would have fit under all 3. I know I've stated this in my other review, but they've had people remote to my computer. In turn tthey'd edit whatever I was typing at the time &bend it to their advantage. They put it in a kind of circular reasoning so if I deny thing it one makes the another statement look true &still pits me as the bad guy or wrong doer. At a few times they bugged my residence, including my now apartment &previously my home, &continue to do so without permission or warrants. Whenever I thought about names aloud, to create new characters for a novel/script/movie I was going to write, they'd come by &ask who he/she/it was &if I had killed them. Or they'd pull theres something wrong with your car' routine &arrest me &take me to the interrogation room Also once &for all falling asleep in the interrogation doesn't mean I'm guilty of anything. They'd keep me in there for hours &do nothing. They always insisted that it does, but no it doesn't. They knew I had sleeping issues so they'd turn up the heat, blot out all the noise, &sit me in a really comfy chair so l'd sleep. One of the irritating parts is that they'd ask me questions when I was half awake. I have always had trouble sleeping, due to them &the terrible citizens of America, so whenever I can sleep I will Others have spread rumors accusing me of practicing Voodoo, practicing Satanism, being a serial killer, being a child molester, committing cannibalism, killing my Grandfather, being a attention hog, a thief, &being a rapist. Just about everything someone can think of that is negative they've spread a rumor about me either having those capabilities or having committed said crime. None of these are true, but regardless this has kept me from romantic relationships, jobs, various forms of financial income (they've went out of their way to steal lottery tickets), &a better education because people believe whatever these wackjobs tell them. A few times I considered filing for bankruptcy, but things barely squeak by to the point where I don't have to. Another thing they did was that they'd sticka really fat midget in a blonde wig in the front of my door with a diaper on him. Of course he'd cry, but I'd call 911 &an officer would instantly come by to get the guy. I would even scream at the guy to NOT come back to my residence, but he would ignore it &I'd have the same thing happen to me MONTHS later. I mean really? What was the purpose of this? What part of this doesn't scream "it's a trap" to anyone with normal rational functionality? If I could sue these people into third world poverty I would. I hated every minute of this crap. A repulsive habit of theirs is to mock back facial expressions. No matter what it was they'll mock it back. On many occasions they've even mocked back many of my emotions of terrible events, even thought they've done it poorly. They've even say everything was 'acting' despite the fact that I was furious with them every time for wasting my time &accomplishing nothing. So they, or at least their citizens, have done a lot to destroy me for no valid or logical reason. Due to all of this, &more that I don't have room to type about here, I pray to die every day. I truly hate living &you people are absolutely at fault. May the world as we know it collapse on your shoulders from the weight of the sins you all have committed &your damnation be repeated to you daily. This is a fitting punishment seeing as you all have done the same to me with your mindgames for more then a decade. This isn't being dramatic. I truly hate you people this much Midgets, voodoo, satanism. This review of a police department has it all.
America, Arguing, and Bad: yelp
 Open in App
 121
 *EE 5/14/2014
 I got tired of their crap a long time ago & I
 stopped answering their questions. So their
 'brilliant' idea was to send one of my worst
 w landed a job at the
 enemies, who som
 Stafford PD, to talk to me. So he'd break into the
 house ask a bunch of questions &regardless of
 my answers he'd twist the facts to his advantage
 &spread lies &report back falsehoods. Regardless
 if I stated the truth, lies, or even neutral
 statements he'd manipulate it to his advantage.
 He'd even use a voice recorder &edit what I said
 &call people up with those audio recordings
 &they'd swear it wasn't edited. It was. Wake up.
 That guy would force me to say something, under
 duress,&then would take the audio recording
 &only play back that one part to people. So people
 would take it as literal as
 possible. When it should
 have been ignored
 On top of that they'd continually argue with me on
 what was or wasn't my home. I might pay the bills
 for it, but if I'm listed there under public records,
 my mail gets delivered there, or my po box that
 gets my mail is liked to it then it's my home.
 Besides this is another thing they could easily
 look up in the dictionary to solve: home [hohm]
 Show IPA
 noun-1. a house, apartment, or other shelter that
 is the usual residence of a person, family, o
 r
 household
 I would have fit under all 3.
 I know I've stated this in my other review, but
 they've had people remote to my computer. In
 turn tthey'd edit whatever I was typing at the time
 &bend it to their advantage. They put it in a kind
 of circular reasoning
 so if I deny
 thing it
 one
 makes the another statement look true &still pits
 me as the bad guy or wrong doer.
 At a few times they bugged my residence,
 including my now apartment &previously my
 home, &continue to do so without permission or
 warrants. Whenever I thought about names aloud,
 to create new characters for a novel/script/movie
 I was going to write, they'd come by &ask who
 he/she/it was &if I had killed them. Or they'd pull
 theres something wrong with your car' routine
 &arrest me &take me to the interrogation room
 Also once &for all falling asleep in the
 interrogation doesn't mean I'm guilty of anything.
 They'd keep me in there for hours &do nothing.
 They always insisted that it does, but no it
 doesn't. They knew I had sleeping issues so
 they'd
 turn up the heat, blot out all the noise, &sit me in a
 really comfy chair so l'd sleep. One of the irritating
 parts is that they'd ask me questions when I was
 half awake. I have always had trouble sleeping,
 due to them &the terrible citizens of America, so
 whenever I can sleep I will
 Others have spread rumors accusing me of
 practicing Voodoo, practicing Satanism, being a
 serial killer, being a child molester, committing
 cannibalism, killing my Grandfather, being a
 attention hog, a thief, &being a rapist. Just about
 everything someone can think of that is negative
 they've spread a rumor about me either having
 those capabilities or having committed said
 crime. None of these are true, but regardless this
 has kept me from romantic relationships, jobs,
 various forms of financial income (they've went
 out of their way to steal lottery tickets), &a better
 education because people believe whatever these
 wackjobs tell them. A few times I considered
 filing for bankruptcy, but things barely squeak by
 to the point where I don't have to.
 Another thing they did was that they'd sticka
 really fat midget in a blonde wig in the front of my
 door with a diaper on him. Of course he'd cry, but
 I'd call 911 &an officer would instantly come by to
 get the guy. I would even scream at the guy to
 NOT come back to my residence, but he would
 ignore it &I'd have the same thing happen to me
 MONTHS later. I mean really? What was the
 purpose of this? What part of this doesn't scream
 "it's a trap" to anyone with normal rational
 functionality? If I could sue these people into third
 world poverty I would. I hated every minute of this
 crap.
 A repulsive habit of theirs is to mock back facial
 expressions. No matter what it was they'll mock it
 back. On many occasions they've even mocked
 back many of my emotions of terrible events,
 even thought they've done it poorly. They've even
 say everything was 'acting' despite the fact that I
 was furious with them every time for wasting my
 time &accomplishing nothing.
 So they, or at least their citizens, have done a lot
 to destroy me for no valid or logical reason. Due
 to all of this, &more that I don't have room to type
 about here, I pray to die every day. I truly hate
 living &you people are absolutely at fault.
 May the world as we know it collapse on your
 shoulders from the weight of the sins you all have
 committed &your damnation be repeated to you
 daily. This is a fitting punishment seeing as you
 all have done the same to me with your
 mindgames for more then a decade. This isn't
 being dramatic. I truly hate you people this much
Midgets, voodoo, satanism. This review of a police department has it all.

Midgets, voodoo, satanism. This review of a police department has it all.

Animals, Church, and Community: a Search gSRed Sep 6 at 9:24 PM Food for thought. This IS the way it will happen. It already has in a few states... It's a Sunday night and your family has all gone to bed. You let the dogs back in and lock the deadbolt like you do every night. All the lights off now except a couple of night lights scattered throughout the house leaving that dim glow throughout your home. It's bedtime and work and school are going to come early in the morning. You crawl in bed, kiss your wife and drift off to sleep being thankful for the air conditioning that allows you to pull that heavy quilt up over your shoulder despite the fact it's still 85 degrees outside. A few hours pass... are 0200 Monday morning and your wife taps your leg and says, "baby I heard something outside" As you sit up in bed you hear the dog growling in the living room and you know something isn't right. You grab that trusty 'ol 870 and head into the living room. Your wife grabs her 9mm and heads down the hall to the kids rooms just like you have rehearsed. "Good boy" you say as you enter the living room, trying to calm both the dog and your wife just as splinters fly across the room and the front door fliess open. "Oh shit!" As you shoulder your weapon and send a load of 00 Buck across your living room and see the perpetrator fall in a heap. Before the "thank God" can even run across your brain, you see a second man coming in the door and you fire again. This time you hear the pop of your wife's 9mm as she has joined in the fight. It has to be those damn meth heads from down in town! Just then you are consumed by a wall of bullets multiple muzzle flashes from just as you see outside the door and you realize something isn't right. You turn to yell at your wife to "get down" just in time to see her take a load of buckshot to the face and her brain matter splatter the wall behind her. You feel the burning as 5.56 rounds riddle your body. One clips your spine as scrambling away and paralyzes your lower body. The last thing you see before you bleed out is a SWAT guy from your local PD holding your teenage daughter back as she screams and cry's because she just watched her parents being murdered. you're on the floor with a knee in her Why did this happen? You're no criminal. You're a Conservative and an honest family man. Your wife is a school teacher and your daughters are on honor roll. Why did this happen? Well two days ago, you and your wife went down to welcome the new neighbors to the community. Your wife made them some of her "world famous" cookies and you invited them to church on Sunday. Later that afternoon, you got a friend request on Facebook from your new neighbor, which you gladly accepted. They seemed a little odd, but in the few minutes you talked they while you and your family sat in church, your new neighbor scrolled through your Facebook profile. He saw that "Trump 2020" post and got infuriated because he's a staunch liberal and he were pleasant enough. The next day hates your kind. The next thing he sees are the hunting pictures you took last fall when your daughter bagged her first buck. Now he's seething with fury because he is wholeheartedly against the "slaughter of innocent animals". Next he sees your post from the last range day with your buddy and sees those scary black assault weapons on the table and that does it! He has to do something about the racist, right wing extremist, domestic terrorist living next door. He picks up the phone, calls the local Sheriffs Office and reports you as a threat under the new Red Flag law. The Sheriffs Office follows their SOP's and conducts a no knock warrant because you have now been denied due process and you are considered guilty until proven innocent. Now you, your lovely wife and two deputies have been killed for nothing. Your daughter will have absolute hell for the rest of her life. She will never be that successful person you dreamed for her to be because of the mental tragedy caused from seeing her parents murdered. The local news paper will report that you were killed after firing-on, and killing, two deputies and that "over a thousand rounds of ammo and 22 guns were confiscated from your residence" Oh... those two deputies were just following orders. They left behind families as well and had served their community for over a decade. They didn't know you were a stand-up guy with a great family. They weren't allowed time to investigate things under due process. They were told you had threatened your neighbor and were out in the street waving an AR15 around. This is the reality of Red Flag gun laws. Innocent people will lose their lives, including police serving these unconstitutional no-knock warrants. Red Flag laws will be used for petty and vengeful reasons without merit by gun hating liberals who believe if you own guns, that it somehow automatically makes you a threat to society and therefore you are a right wing extremist domestic terrorist who MUST be stopped and neutralized at all costs (for the safety of others) Do not forget that ALL gun laws are an infringement of your rights! Like Share Comment I'm...I'm sure this isn't how it goes down.
Animals, Church, and Community: a Search
 gSRed
 Sep 6 at 9:24 PM
 Food for thought.
 This IS the way it will happen. It already has in a
 few states...
 It's a Sunday night and your family has all gone
 to bed. You let the dogs back in and lock the
 deadbolt like you do every night. All the lights
 off now except a couple of night lights scattered
 throughout the house leaving that dim glow
 throughout your home. It's bedtime and work
 and school are going to come early in the
 morning. You crawl in bed, kiss your wife and
 drift off to sleep being thankful for the air
 conditioning that allows you to pull that heavy
 quilt up over your shoulder despite the fact it's
 still 85 degrees outside. A few hours pass...
 are
 0200 Monday morning and your wife taps your
 leg and says, "baby I heard something outside"
 As you sit up in bed you hear the dog growling in
 the living room and you know something isn't
 right. You grab that trusty 'ol 870 and head into
 the living room. Your wife grabs her 9mm and
 heads down the hall to the kids rooms just like
 you have rehearsed. "Good boy" you say as you
 enter the living room, trying to calm both the dog
 and your wife just as splinters fly across the
 room and the front door fliess open. "Oh shit!" As
 you shoulder your weapon and send a load of 00
 Buck across your living room and see the
 perpetrator fall in a heap. Before the "thank God"
 can even run across your brain, you see a
 second man coming in the door and you fire
 again. This time you hear the pop of your wife's
 9mm as she has joined in the fight. It has to be
 those damn meth heads from down in town!
 Just then you are consumed by a wall of bullets
 multiple muzzle flashes from just
 as you see
 outside the door and you realize something isn't
 right. You turn to yell at your wife to "get down"
 just in time to see her take a load of buckshot to
 the face and her brain matter splatter the wall
 behind her. You feel the burning as 5.56 rounds
 riddle your body. One clips your spine as
 scrambling away and paralyzes your lower body.
 The last thing you see before you bleed out is a
 SWAT guy from your local PD holding your
 teenage daughter
 back as she screams and cry's because she just
 watched her parents being murdered.
 you're
 on the floor with a knee in her
 Why did this happen? You're no criminal. You're a
 Conservative and an honest family man. Your
 wife is a school teacher and your daughters are
 on honor roll. Why did this happen?
 Well two days ago, you and your wife went down
 to welcome the new
 neighbors to the
 community. Your wife made them some of her
 "world famous" cookies and you invited them to
 church on Sunday. Later that afternoon, you got
 a friend request on Facebook from your new
 neighbor, which you gladly accepted. They
 seemed a little odd, but in the few minutes you
 talked they
 while you and your family sat in church, your new
 neighbor scrolled through your Facebook profile.
 He saw that "Trump 2020" post and got
 infuriated because he's a staunch liberal and he
 were pleasant enough. The next day
 hates your kind. The next thing he sees are the
 hunting pictures you took last fall when your
 daughter bagged her first buck. Now he's
 seething with fury because he is wholeheartedly
 against the "slaughter of innocent animals". Next
 he sees your post from the last range day with
 your buddy and sees those scary black assault
 weapons on the table and that does it! He has to
 do something about the racist, right wing
 extremist, domestic terrorist living next door. He
 picks up the phone, calls the local Sheriffs Office
 and reports you as a threat under the new Red
 Flag law. The Sheriffs Office follows their SOP's
 and conducts a no knock warrant because you
 have now been denied due process and you are
 considered guilty until proven innocent.
 Now you, your lovely wife and two deputies have
 been killed for nothing. Your daughter will have
 absolute hell for the rest of her life. She will
 never be that successful person you dreamed
 for her to be because of the mental tragedy
 caused from seeing her parents murdered. The
 local news paper will report that you were killed
 after firing-on, and killing, two deputies and that
 "over a thousand rounds of ammo and 22 guns
 were confiscated from your residence"
 Oh... those two deputies were just following
 orders. They left behind families as well and had
 served their community for over a decade. They
 didn't know you were a stand-up guy with a great
 family. They weren't allowed time to investigate
 things under due process. They were told you
 had threatened your neighbor and were out in
 the street waving an AR15 around.
 This is the reality of Red Flag gun laws. Innocent
 people will lose their lives, including police
 serving these unconstitutional no-knock
 warrants. Red Flag laws will be used for petty
 and vengeful reasons without merit by gun
 hating liberals who believe if you own guns, that
 it somehow automatically makes you a threat to
 society and therefore you are a right wing
 extremist domestic terrorist who MUST be
 stopped and neutralized at all costs (for the
 safety of others)
 Do not forget that ALL gun laws are an
 infringement of your rights!
 Like
 Share
 Comment
I'm...I'm sure this isn't how it goes down.

I'm...I'm sure this isn't how it goes down.

Doe, Girls, and Lit: alltheladiesyouhate do you ever watch something and think "this was written by a man" humanbeanisnotamused i was up late night watching an episode of criminal minds fairly recently, for lack of a better thing to do. in the opening scene there are these two girls getting into their car in like a supermarket parking lot, not very well lit, in the middle of the night. another car drives up right behind theirs and won't move out of the way so this one girl is like "im gonna go see what this guy's problem is" and gets out of the car, in a poorly lit parking lot, to confront a man who was behaving aggressively to them. so that was the precise moment i realised that episode was written by a man dwarfvania I was watching an episode of CSI where the entire reason they were going forward with the case was that 'no woman would wear a bra this expensive without also wearing the matching panties. What porn logic is this? I was, at that moment, wearing the exact bra the Jane Doe was wearing and fuck no I didn't spring for the matching panties. Even if I did, I wouldn't wear them as often as a bra. Panties I wash daily. Bras? Not so much. But in CSI World, police resources were being mobilized on how irregular it would be for a woman to wear a $36 bra, but not caring about how she would look in just underthings. tiger-in-the-flightdeck Never mind not matching, but that they think $36 is expensive for a bra is probably the number one sign it was written by a man. thequeerofthenorth In Star Wars Padmé goes for Anakin while Ewan McGregor israund The last comment really makes you think
Doe, Girls, and Lit: alltheladiesyouhate
 do you ever watch something and think "this was
 written by a man"
 humanbeanisnotamused
 i was up late night watching an
 episode of
 criminal minds fairly recently, for lack of a
 better thing to do. in the opening scene there
 are these two girls getting into their car in like a
 supermarket parking lot, not very well lit, in the
 middle of the night. another car drives up right
 behind theirs and won't move out of the way so
 this one girl is like "im gonna go see what this
 guy's problem is" and gets out of the car, in a
 poorly lit parking lot, to confront a man who was
 behaving aggressively to them.
 so that was the precise moment i realised that
 episode was written by a man
 dwarfvania
 I was watching an episode of CSI where the entire
 reason they were going forward with the case was
 that 'no woman would wear a bra this expensive
 without also wearing the matching panties. What
 porn logic is this? I was, at that moment, wearing
 the exact bra the Jane Doe was wearing and fuck
 no I didn't spring for the matching panties. Even
 if I did, I wouldn't wear them as often as a bra.
 Panties I wash daily. Bras? Not so much.
 But in CSI World, police resources were
 being
 mobilized on how irregular it would be for a
 woman to wear a $36 bra, but not caring about
 how she would look in just underthings.
 tiger-in-the-flightdeck
 Never mind not matching, but that they think $36
 is expensive for a bra is probably the number one
 sign it was written by a man.
 thequeerofthenorth
 In Star Wars Padmé goes for Anakin while Ewan
 McGregor israund
The last comment really makes you think

The last comment really makes you think