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Friends, Hello, and Science: car & friends - prehistory HELLO, I'M GRANK, AND DONT WATCH A LOT OF TV. NO ONE DOES! IT'S 16O00 BC! THE SENSE OF SMUG SATISFACTION GET FROM NOT WATCH NG TV IS BETTER THAN ANY TELEVISION SHOW, THAT'S LIKE... 18000 BTV. I'M SURE. YOU ARE SUCH A ZOE. O @map_entertainments carandfriends.mapentertainments.com car & friends - prehistory GRANK HERE, AND TODAY I'D LIKE TO TALK WITH YOU ABOUT NVESTMENT BANKING WHAT? WE DON'T HAVE AN ECONOMY WE JUST STARTED US NG PILL BUGS AS OUR CURRENCY TWO WEEKS AGO PROVIDING A LITTLE ATMOSPHERE CAN GO A LOOOOONG WAY. OBVI USLY YOU'LL WANT YOUR ASSETS TO GROW N NUMBER OVER TIME, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SIT IDLY BY AND WAIT FOR THE BUGS TO, WELL, DO THEIR THING. MARVIN AYE O @map_entertainments carandfriends.mapentertainments.com car & friends - prehistory Mllred IM GRANK THE CAVEMAN, AND I CONSUME ONLY THE FINEST ORGANIC PRODUCE. UMM... WE EAT STUFF WE FIND ON THE GROUND, THERE'S BASICALLY NO EVIDENCE THAT ORGANIC F DS ARE HEALTHIER THAN THEIR CONVENTIONALLY GROWN COUNTERPARTS... BUT THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE SCIENCE HASN'T BEEN INVENTED YET! O @map_entertainments carandfriends.mapentertainments.com car & friends - prehistory GRANK HERE! SIGN UP WITH ME TO BE YOUR OWN BOSS SELLING ESSENT AL RED WATER! EARN THOUSANDS OF P LL BUGS A MONTH IN YOUR SPARE T ME! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO GET THREE PEOPLE TO SIGN UP UNDER y U. THEN EACH F THEM W LL GET THREE MORE PEOPLE, AND THEN-- HOLD UP... GRANK, WE ONLY KNOW OF SIX PEOPLE BESIDES US, AND YOUR "ESSENT AL RED WATER" LOOKS SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE SQU RREL BLOOD. NATURALLY-HARVESTED SQU工RREL BLOOD!! O @map_entertainments carandfriends.mapentertainments.com Four caveman comics for your reading pleasure (+ bonus panels in comments)
Friends, Hello, and Science: car & friends - prehistory
 HELLO, I'M GRANK,
 AND DONT WATCH
 A LOT OF TV.
 NO ONE DOES!
 IT'S 16O00 BC!
 THE SENSE OF SMUG
 SATISFACTION GET
 FROM NOT WATCH NG TV
 IS BETTER THAN ANY
 TELEVISION SHOW,
 THAT'S LIKE...
 18000 BTV.
 I'M SURE.
 YOU ARE
 SUCH A ZOE.
 O @map_entertainments
 carandfriends.mapentertainments.com

 car & friends - prehistory
 GRANK HERE, AND TODAY
 I'D LIKE TO TALK WITH
 YOU ABOUT NVESTMENT
 BANKING
 WHAT? WE DON'T HAVE AN
 ECONOMY WE JUST STARTED
 US NG PILL BUGS AS OUR
 CURRENCY TWO WEEKS AGO
 PROVIDING A LITTLE
 ATMOSPHERE CAN GO A
 LOOOOONG WAY.
 OBVI USLY YOU'LL WANT
 YOUR ASSETS TO GROW N
 NUMBER OVER TIME, BUT YOU
 DON'T HAVE TO SIT IDLY BY
 AND WAIT FOR THE BUGS TO,
 WELL, DO THEIR THING.
 MARVIN
 AYE
 O @map_entertainments
 carandfriends.mapentertainments.com

 car & friends - prehistory
 Mllred
 IM GRANK THE CAVEMAN,
 AND I CONSUME ONLY THE
 FINEST ORGANIC PRODUCE.
 UMM... WE EAT STUFF
 WE FIND ON THE GROUND,
 THERE'S BASICALLY NO
 EVIDENCE THAT ORGANIC
 F DS ARE HEALTHIER THAN
 THEIR CONVENTIONALLY
 GROWN COUNTERPARTS...
 BUT THAT'S ONLY
 BECAUSE SCIENCE HASN'T
 BEEN INVENTED YET!
 O @map_entertainments
 carandfriends.mapentertainments.com

 car & friends - prehistory
 GRANK HERE! SIGN UP WITH ME
 TO BE YOUR OWN BOSS SELLING
 ESSENT AL RED WATER!
 EARN THOUSANDS OF P LL BUGS
 A MONTH IN YOUR SPARE T ME!
 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO GET
 THREE PEOPLE TO SIGN UP UNDER
 y U. THEN EACH F THEM W LL GET
 THREE MORE PEOPLE, AND THEN--
 HOLD UP... GRANK, WE ONLY
 KNOW OF SIX PEOPLE BESIDES US,
 AND YOUR "ESSENT AL RED WATER"
 LOOKS SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE
 SQU RREL BLOOD.
 NATURALLY-HARVESTED
 SQU工RREL BLOOD!!
 O @map_entertainments
 carandfriends.mapentertainments.com
Four caveman comics for your reading pleasure (+ bonus panels in comments)

Four caveman comics for your reading pleasure (+ bonus panels in comments)

Blowjob, Food, and Fuck You: Table for two. WOULD YouBy low, beeastfeeding mothers are not protected from harassment and | sponsored by EAT a HERE?com, becuse a baby should never be nurtured where nature cals relusal of service in public, ofeen forcing them to feed in secluded spaces uch as piublie bathrooms To heip take a stand, vist: whennutdurecals Private dining. wou" ou | By low, breastfeeding mother"" not protected from hareomer refunal of service in public, ofeen forcing them to feed in secluded spaces such ns public bathroom. To help take ฏิ stand, visit: whennurturecall มd oponsored by: EAT HERE?cobecause a bby should never be nurtured where nature calls Bon appetit. al of senice in public aften forcing thm to feed in secluded spaces auch es puble bethwooms To help teke a stand viait whenunturecel HERE?ombeceuse a baby should never be nurtured whore neture cnls <p><a href="http://elliegalaxies.tumblr.com/post/114229998013/the-anti-fandom-littlezombiekid" class="tumblr_blog">elliegalaxies</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://the-anti-fandom.tumblr.com/post/107560324839/littlezombiekid-the-uncensored-she-women" class="tumblr_blog">the-anti-fandom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://littlezombiekid.tumblr.com/post/90751747601" class="tumblr_blog">littlezombiekid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://the-uncensored-she.tumblr.com/post/86458837941/women-should-not-be-forced-to-fucking-feed-their" class="tumblr_blog">the-uncensored-she</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Women should NOT be forced to feed their babies in a bathroom, all because we live in a misogynistic, porn-warped society that’s been brainwashed to believe that female breasts used for anything other than male pleasure is “indecent”. Support public breast feeding and end the porn culture.</b></p> </blockquote> <p>Forever reblog</p> </blockquote> <p>No. I’m eating. I don’t wanna see you hang out your goddamn tits while I have food. My kids don’t wanna see it. It’s not some misogynistic ideal, it’s fucking public indecency. Can I take my cock out under the table and feed my wife/girlfriend?<br/>No?<br/>Fuck you</p> </blockquote> <p>i genuinely cannot believe that you just compared a blowjob to breastfeeding oh my fucking god </p> <p>getting a blowjob is a sexual thing and it also does not ‘feed’ anyone whereas breastfeeding is literally not even a sexual thing a baby is having food that they need to live like it’s nowhere near on the same level as getting a blowjob omg</p> <p>if you are uncomfortable seeing a woman breastfeeding then that is <i>your</i> problem because <i>you</i> have oversexualised breasts so much that you can’t even stand seeing them being used for their actual purpose and also you’re an idiot</p> <p>go eat your dinner in a public bathroom, you trash bag</p> </blockquote> <p>Friendly reminder that women breast-feeding in public wasn’t even considered taboo until a few decades ago.</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="770" data-orig-width="655"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/54fb4e33d5113e6d54cb8a2185b6da3c/tumblr_pcourvQmcq1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="770" data-orig-width="655"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="623" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5073818b47e3bf42f24d60efbc7cb2e1/tumblr_pcourwsBh41rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="623" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="640" data-orig-width="404"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8e61c444914d411246740e0b760f5501/tumblr_pcourw9Yh91rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="640" data-orig-width="404"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="479"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d97f42f00c81c3a02f58ac97af76c160/tumblr_pcourxgI0b1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="479"/></figure><p>Yes, that last one is literally a religious icon of Mary breast-feeding baby Jesus. If it’s good enough for religious artists from hundreds of years ago it’s good enough for me.</p>
Blowjob, Food, and Fuck You: Table for two.
 WOULD YouBy low, beeastfeeding mothers are not protected from harassment and | sponsored by
 EAT a
 HERE?com, becuse a baby should never be nurtured where nature cals
 relusal of service in public, ofeen forcing them to feed in secluded spaces
 uch as piublie bathrooms To heip take a stand, vist: whennutdurecals

 Private dining.
 wou"
 ou |
 By low, breastfeeding mother"" not protected from hareomer
 refunal of service in public, ofeen forcing them to feed in secluded spaces
 such ns public bathroom. To help take ฏิ stand, visit: whennurturecall
 มd
 oponsored by:
 EAT
 HERE?cobecause a bby should never be nurtured where nature calls

 Bon appetit.
 al of senice in public aften forcing thm to feed in secluded spaces
 auch es puble bethwooms To help teke a stand viait whenunturecel
 HERE?ombeceuse a baby should never be nurtured whore neture cnls
<p><a href="http://elliegalaxies.tumblr.com/post/114229998013/the-anti-fandom-littlezombiekid" class="tumblr_blog">elliegalaxies</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://the-anti-fandom.tumblr.com/post/107560324839/littlezombiekid-the-uncensored-she-women" class="tumblr_blog">the-anti-fandom</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://littlezombiekid.tumblr.com/post/90751747601" class="tumblr_blog">littlezombiekid</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://the-uncensored-she.tumblr.com/post/86458837941/women-should-not-be-forced-to-fucking-feed-their" class="tumblr_blog">the-uncensored-she</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><b>Women should NOT be forced to feed their babies in a bathroom, all because we live in a misogynistic, porn-warped society that’s been brainwashed to believe that female breasts used for anything other than male pleasure is “indecent”. Support public breast feeding and end the porn culture.</b></p>
</blockquote>
<p>Forever reblog</p>
</blockquote>

<p>No. I’m eating. I don’t wanna see you hang out your goddamn tits while I have food. My kids don’t wanna see it. It’s not some misogynistic ideal, it’s fucking public indecency. Can I take my cock out under the table and feed my wife/girlfriend?<br/>No?<br/>Fuck you</p>
</blockquote>

<p>i genuinely cannot believe that you just compared a blowjob to breastfeeding oh my fucking god </p>
<p>getting a blowjob is a sexual thing and it also does not ‘feed’ anyone whereas breastfeeding is literally not even a sexual thing a baby is having food that they need to live like it’s nowhere near on the same level as getting a blowjob omg</p>
<p>if you are uncomfortable seeing a woman breastfeeding then that is <i>your</i> problem because <i>you</i> have oversexualised breasts so much that you can’t even stand seeing them being used for their actual purpose and also you’re an idiot</p>
<p>go eat your dinner in a public bathroom, you trash bag</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Friendly reminder that women breast-feeding in public wasn’t even considered taboo until a few decades ago.</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="770" data-orig-width="655"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/54fb4e33d5113e6d54cb8a2185b6da3c/tumblr_pcourvQmcq1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="770" data-orig-width="655"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="623" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5073818b47e3bf42f24d60efbc7cb2e1/tumblr_pcourwsBh41rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="623" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="640" data-orig-width="404"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8e61c444914d411246740e0b760f5501/tumblr_pcourw9Yh91rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="640" data-orig-width="404"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="479"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d97f42f00c81c3a02f58ac97af76c160/tumblr_pcourxgI0b1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="479"/></figure><p>Yes, that last one is literally a religious icon of Mary breast-feeding baby Jesus. If it’s good enough for religious artists from hundreds of years ago it’s good enough for me.</p>

<p><a href="http://elliegalaxies.tumblr.com/post/114229998013/the-anti-fandom-littlezombiekid" class="tumblr_blog">elliegalaxies</a>:</p> <b...

Anaconda, Bad, and Click: r/AskReddit 7h Men of reddit; what is the one thing you wish girls did in bed that they never do? NSFW 112.2k 7.9k L Share <p><a href="https://haiku-robot.tumblr.com/post/176289997978/ifcrueltyhadaname-rooftopasian" class="tumblr_blog">haiku-robot</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://ifcrueltyhadaname.tumblr.com/post/166318439908/rooftopasian-its-bewitched" class="tumblr_blog">ifcrueltyhadaname</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://rooftopasian.tumblr.com/post/166204474938/its-bewitched-the-darkest-of-souls" class="tumblr_blog">rooftopasian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://its-bewitched.tumblr.com/post/166190733616/the-darkest-of-souls-robb-greyjoy" class="tumblr_blog">its-bewitched</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://the-darkest-of-souls.tumblr.com/post/166190634040/robb-greyjoy-thekutestkillua-comcastkills" class="tumblr_blog">the-darkest-of-souls</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://robb-greyjoy.tumblr.com/post/166181804786/thekutestkillua-comcastkills-lesbianrey-if" class="tumblr_blog">robb-greyjoy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thekutestkillua.tumblr.com/post/165983043842/comcastkills-lesbianrey-if-you-click-to-open" class="tumblr_blog">thekutestkillua</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://comcastkills.tumblr.com/post/165982959857/lesbianrey-if-you-click-to-open-this-thread-you" class="tumblr_blog">comcastkills</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lesbianrey.tumblr.com/post/165976087800/if-you-click-to-open-this-thread-you-die-in-real" class="tumblr_blog">lesbianrey</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>if you click to open this thread you die in real life</p></blockquote> <p>predicted answer: “have sex with me”</p> </blockquote> <p>I read this thread and it’s surprisingly wholesome. Lots of guys either wanting to be the little spoon, making jokes about blanket hogging, or wanting their girlfriends to say what they like so that they can pleasure them more. <br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Tbh I’m starting to think most of tumblr seriously lack any serious interaction with men, and not only sexual but to a platonic/friendship level.</p> <p><i>I don’t mean to attack anyone but how come all this people decided men would think something pervert and rapey? </i>How come people who actually checked were so surprised that men wanted something humanly acceptable and maybe even *gasps* cute?</p> <p><i>I am serious in this question: did you ever had male friends?</i> Because <b>this thread to me was the LEAST surprising thing on earth.</b></p> <p>In HS, having been a butch lesbian and having had a ton of male friends, the typical sex questions were “hey, can you tell me how to mae her feel good?” or “hey, how do I tell if she likes it?” or “do I sound clingy/pathetic if I want cuddles after?”. <b>Boyfriends worry about their girlfriends pleasure, their happiness and what they think of sex. They do</b>. And when they don’t do much to pleasure them, most of the time is because they are inexperienced. Women do have a problem with communicating their desire, nobody denies that it’s also society’s fault but if you don’t ask stuff you can’t get surprised you don’t get it and out there it’s full of men wanting to do things with respect and to make their girlfriends happy. </p> <p><b>Boys are WHOLESOME. As girls are. People are wholesome</b> and nice and vulnerable and in strive for good things for them and others.</p> <p><b>And even those who made sexual comments like “blowjobs” or “more boob stuff”…. why is it bad? It’s a NSFW thread???? </b>It’s the space to talk about that. <b>Would you have the same reaction if in their matching thread women said they want their boyfriends to go down on them more?</b> Or if they said they’d like him to touch them in different zones? Would you have complained if women said it of their girlfriends? Then why shaming boys?</p> <p><b>Having needs both sexual and emotional is natural, the important is not force them on people who don’t feel like that and these men didn’t (which is why the thread exists in first place).</b></p> <p>Men have emotional needs too and pretending they don’t and buying into the “all men think about is sex” and “ah men are all rapey and dirty” is sexism, not only towards men but because it implies that women are purer than them which leads to the HolyMary kinda misoginy that denies women their need to physical pleasure.</p> <p><b>Also let’s stop pretending sex is inherently dirty and bad.</b> Sex is fun, as long as it’s consensual.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="311" data-orig-width="700"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9657710e406c7223d524f54197a13421/tumblr_inline_oxiglvhowd1tbrwut_540.png" data-orig-height="311" data-orig-width="700"/></figure><figure data-orig-height="54" data-orig-width="265"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fa8598213ec371e859e21392a64f6176/tumblr_inline_oxiglvoMk61tbrwut_540.png" data-orig-height="54" data-orig-width="265"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="90" data-orig-width="842"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/60c9960fcc615e013e90115d37288118/tumblr_inline_oxiglzf6091tbrwut_540.png" data-orig-height="90" data-orig-width="842"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="123" data-orig-width="699"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d07e757deaa7118a1812c887bf081736/tumblr_inline_oxiglzHXzS1tbrwut_540.png" data-orig-height="123" data-orig-width="699"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="181" data-orig-width="711"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/560f6955a16b13e61e58ed56255aa1f4/tumblr_inline_oxigm0wAiS1tbrwut_540.png" data-orig-height="181" data-orig-width="711"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="361" data-orig-width="730"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/90e1532b4527c226f06160c1785ac662/tumblr_inline_oxigm0DlVB1tbrwut_540.png" data-orig-height="361" data-orig-width="730"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="76" data-orig-width="501"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6f7f2c2523a2f4f84f12c6d2ae6d80bc/tumblr_inline_oxigm1lnAK1tbrwut_540.png" data-orig-height="76" data-orig-width="501"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="422" data-orig-width="740"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/328cb50e82c6ca0440c22df66eaec499/tumblr_inline_oxigm1zgEd1tbrwut_540.png" data-orig-height="422" data-orig-width="740"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="92" data-orig-width="713"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e6b2df9dde94b89512f02af2858aecba/tumblr_inline_oxigm2jXy91tbrwut_540.png" data-orig-height="92" data-orig-width="713"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="175" data-orig-width="688"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fcbce9c56bf867edc1fa8dc6d2120b21/tumblr_inline_oxigm2QNPD1tbrwut_540.png" data-orig-height="175" data-orig-width="688"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="256" data-orig-width="342"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2fb53eaa6373dc3c41223b59509317e6/tumblr_inline_oxigm32HMD1tbrwut_540.png" data-orig-height="256" data-orig-width="342"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="100" data-orig-width="623"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f795cda2fe335f7a4222e269b147f490/tumblr_inline_oxigm3Qs9M1tbrwut_540.png" data-orig-height="100" data-orig-width="623"/></figure><p>But yeah I agree with op, I did die opening it, OUT OF THE CUTENESS THAT SPILLED FROM IT.</p> </blockquote> <p>Ok yeah that was cute </p> </blockquote> <p>Aw I want this.</p> </blockquote> <p>posts with bad vibes being turned into more comfy things like this are why i still browse this site</p> </blockquote> <p>The cuteness of men is, as always, ignored and taken for granted.</p> </blockquote> <i>the cuteness of <br/><br/>men is as always ignored <br/><br/>and taken for granted </i><br/><hr><br/><small>^Haiku<sup>^bot<sup>^9. <sup>I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. <sup>Sometimes I make mistakes.</sup></sup></sup></sup><br/><br/>I’m less annoying than Windows® 10 update notificiations ♥‿♥ | <a href="http://paypal.me/HaikuRobot/2">PayPal</a> | <a href="https://www.patreon.com/haikurobot">Patreon</a> </small> </blockquote>
Anaconda, Bad, and Click: r/AskReddit 7h
 Men of reddit; what is the one thing you wish
 girls did in bed that they never do?
 NSFW
 112.2k
 7.9k
 L Share
<p><a href="https://haiku-robot.tumblr.com/post/176289997978/ifcrueltyhadaname-rooftopasian" class="tumblr_blog">haiku-robot</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://ifcrueltyhadaname.tumblr.com/post/166318439908/rooftopasian-its-bewitched" class="tumblr_blog">ifcrueltyhadaname</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://rooftopasian.tumblr.com/post/166204474938/its-bewitched-the-darkest-of-souls" class="tumblr_blog">rooftopasian</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://its-bewitched.tumblr.com/post/166190733616/the-darkest-of-souls-robb-greyjoy" class="tumblr_blog">its-bewitched</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://the-darkest-of-souls.tumblr.com/post/166190634040/robb-greyjoy-thekutestkillua-comcastkills" class="tumblr_blog">the-darkest-of-souls</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://robb-greyjoy.tumblr.com/post/166181804786/thekutestkillua-comcastkills-lesbianrey-if" class="tumblr_blog">robb-greyjoy</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://thekutestkillua.tumblr.com/post/165983043842/comcastkills-lesbianrey-if-you-click-to-open" class="tumblr_blog">thekutestkillua</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://comcastkills.tumblr.com/post/165982959857/lesbianrey-if-you-click-to-open-this-thread-you" class="tumblr_blog">comcastkills</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://lesbianrey.tumblr.com/post/165976087800/if-you-click-to-open-this-thread-you-die-in-real" class="tumblr_blog">lesbianrey</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>if you click to open this thread you die in real life</p></blockquote>

<p>predicted answer: “have sex with me”</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I read this thread and it’s surprisingly wholesome. Lots of guys either wanting to be the little spoon, making jokes about blanket hogging, or wanting their girlfriends to say what they like so that they can pleasure them more. <br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>Tbh I’m starting to think most of tumblr seriously lack any serious interaction with men, and not only sexual but to a platonic/friendship level.</p>
<p><i>I don’t mean to attack anyone but how come all this people decided men would think something pervert and rapey? </i>How come people who actually checked were so surprised that men wanted something humanly acceptable and maybe even *gasps* cute?</p>
<p><i>I am serious in this question: did you ever had male friends?</i> Because <b>this thread to me was the LEAST surprising thing on earth.</b></p>
<p>In HS, having been a butch lesbian and having had a ton of male friends, the typical sex questions were “hey, can you tell me how to mae her feel good?” or “hey, how do I tell if she likes it?” or “do I sound clingy/pathetic if I want cuddles after?”. <b>Boyfriends worry about their girlfriends pleasure, their happiness and what they think of sex. They do</b>. And when they don’t do much to pleasure them, most of the time is because they are inexperienced. Women do have a problem with communicating their desire, nobody denies that it’s also society’s fault but if you don’t ask stuff you can’t get surprised you don’t get it and out there it’s full of men wanting to do things with respect and to make their girlfriends happy. </p>
<p><b>Boys are WHOLESOME. As girls are. People are wholesome</b> and nice and vulnerable and in strive for good things for them and others.</p>
<p><b>And even those who made sexual comments like “blowjobs” or “more boob stuff”…. why is it bad? It’s a NSFW thread???? </b>It’s the space to talk about that. <b>Would you have the same reaction if in their matching thread women said they want their boyfriends to go down on them more?</b> Or if they said they’d like him to touch them in different zones? Would you have complained if women said it of their girlfriends? Then why shaming boys?</p>
<p><b>Having needs both sexual and emotional is natural, the important is not force them on people who don’t feel like that and these men didn’t (which is why the thread exists in first place).</b></p>
<p>Men have emotional needs too and pretending they don’t and buying into the “all men think about is sex” and “ah men are all rapey and dirty” is sexism, not only towards men but because it implies that women are purer than them which leads to the HolyMary kinda misoginy that denies women their need to physical pleasure.</p>
<p><b>Also let’s stop pretending sex is inherently dirty and bad.</b> Sex is fun, as long as it’s consensual.</p>
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<p>Ok yeah that was cute </p>
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<p>Aw I want this.</p>
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<p>posts with bad vibes being turned into more comfy things like this are why i still browse this site</p>
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