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picture: Got suspended from school for 4 days after this picture was mailed to dozens of parents. It was worth it.
picture: Got suspended from school for 4 days after this picture was mailed to dozens of parents. It was worth it.

Got suspended from school for 4 days after this picture was mailed to dozens of parents. It was worth it.

picture: Wife sent me this picture of our daughter today, and I instantly thought of this
picture: Wife sent me this picture of our daughter today, and I instantly thought of this

Wife sent me this picture of our daughter today, and I instantly thought of this

picture: 2020 in one picture
picture: 2020 in one picture

2020 in one picture

picture: To get the perfect “Dad” picture, I literally just described my Dad. How terrifying is that?
picture: To get the perfect “Dad” picture, I literally just described my Dad. How terrifying is that?

To get the perfect “Dad” picture, I literally just described my Dad. How terrifying is that?

picture: “Now if you look at the picture on page 8 of your packets…” (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
picture: “Now if you look at the picture on page 8 of your packets…” (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

“Now if you look at the picture on page 8 of your packets…” (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

picture: “Now if you look at the picture on page 8 of your packets…”
picture: “Now if you look at the picture on page 8 of your packets…”

“Now if you look at the picture on page 8 of your packets…”

picture: My gf’s dad carried this picture in his wallet for decades. He might’ve out-dadded every dad joke.
picture: My gf’s dad carried this picture in his wallet for decades. He might’ve out-dadded every dad joke.

My gf’s dad carried this picture in his wallet for decades. He might’ve out-dadded every dad joke.

picture: I found this gem while looking for a picture of venom
picture: I found this gem while looking for a picture of venom

I found this gem while looking for a picture of venom

picture: Just a picture of Bethesda shipping co.
picture: Just a picture of Bethesda shipping co.

Just a picture of Bethesda shipping co.

picture: angelfire115: zetarays: angeredthoughts: nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear: polyglotplatypus: polyglotplatypus: im very grateful for the lessons in photography i was taught in stop motion class because just now they made it possible to photograph the stars with my phone in spite of the camera usually not detecting the light of stars because theyre so dim,,,, enjoy these shiny motherfuckers ok so if everythings normal, your phone camera should have a manual mode (sometimes called pro mode). in it, change the settings of the shutter lag to 20 seconds, then put the phone down on some stable, plane surface and press the photo button (usually when using your camera, the volume buttons can be used as photo button) and let the phone still for the whole 20 seconds.  (basically the problem with most cameras is that they dont have a very good light sensitivity in the dark, however that doesnt mean they cant detect it at all. the longer the shutter is open, the more light your camera takes in and the more burnt/light your pic will be, so in (literally) dark situations, make the shutter lag longer to get all that light you need! also i said 20 seconds but really you can make it shorter or longer depending on what kinda stuff you want for your stars) Yes this! Additionally, adjust your ISO to the highest number (mimics the film used for very low light and low speed images) And set your shutter speed to the longest time possible (on my phone it’s 10 seconds). Leave your focus settings on Auto, and if your phone camera has a timer option, turn that on (five seconds is generally enough). Plan your shot first, then find a place to set your phone down so you can get the image you want. The less light pollution, the better; you’ll pick up FAR more stars in your picture. Once you know what you want to shoot, tap your screen to “focus” it, then hit the button to take the picture, set your phone down, and back away from the “tripod”. Don’t touch your phone for a good 15 seconds, just to be sure. You will not be disappointed in the results, let me assure you. Not even a little bit. @tamberland THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I’VE EVER LEARNED
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zetarays:

angeredthoughts:

nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear:

polyglotplatypus:

polyglotplatypus:
im very grateful for the lessons in photography i was taught in stop motion class because just now they made it possible to photograph the stars with my phone in spite of the camera usually not detecting the light of stars because theyre so dim,,,, enjoy these shiny motherfuckers
ok so if everythings normal, your phone camera should have a manual mode (sometimes called pro mode). in it, change the settings of the shutter lag to 20 seconds, then put the phone down on some stable, plane surface and press the photo button (usually when using your camera, the volume buttons can be used as photo button) and let the phone still for the whole 20 seconds. 
(basically the problem with most cameras is that they dont have a very good light sensitivity in the dark, however that doesnt mean they cant detect it at all. the longer the shutter is open, the more light your camera takes in and the more burnt/light your pic will be, so in (literally) dark situations, make the shutter lag longer to get all that light you need! also i said 20 seconds but really you can make it shorter or longer depending on what kinda stuff you want for your stars)

Yes this! 
Additionally, adjust your ISO to the highest number (mimics the film used for very low light and low speed images)
And set your shutter speed to the longest time possible (on my phone it’s 10 seconds).
Leave your focus settings on Auto, and if your phone camera has a timer option, turn that on (five seconds is generally enough).
Plan your shot first, then find a place to set your phone down so you can get the image you want. The less light pollution, the better; you’ll pick up FAR more stars in your picture.
Once you know what you want to shoot, tap your screen to “focus” it, then hit the button to take the picture, set your phone down, and back away from the “tripod”. Don’t touch your phone for a good 15 seconds, just to be sure.
You will not be disappointed in the results, let me assure you.
Not even a little bit.

@tamberland

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I’VE EVER LEARNED

angelfire115: zetarays: angeredthoughts: nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear: polyglotplatypus: polyglotplatypus: im very grateful for t...

picture: sonneillonv: violent-cisbian: lesbianplayinanimalcrossing: violent-cisbian: thevirginmaryswomb: radcybergoth: blackswallowtailbutterfly: ryderdai: the-pump-king: morphimus: charlesoberonn: charlesoberonn: queen-of-dirt: charlesoberonn: notaboyscout: charlesoberonn: memory-thought: charlesoberonn: updogonline: It took me 3 watches to realize the door is cardboard and this man is not just freakishly strong. I assure you this is a standard interior door, usually only exterior doors are solid. You can see the inside of the cardboard though. This isn’t a real door, it’s a prop from a movie or TV set. it has a paper honeycomb for rigidity, and that’s how interior doors are made for modern construction in the USA. y'all have never kicked a hole in your bedroom door in a flurry of teenage hormonal rage and it shows If I kicked my bedroom door I’d more likely break my foot than the door. I always thought people punching through doors or shoving people through doors was just from the movies. Doors in my country are generally solid planks of wood, a polymer of sorts, or metal. American homes are made extremely cheaply and aren’t built to last. Steam from hot showers seeps into wall which are not treated to handle moisture, and mold grows in the walls. Almost every wall or floor is made out of plywood. Flimsy roofing that can withstand a run of the mill heavy storm, but not much more than that. Weak foundations that wouldn’t hold up at all if it weren’t for how light and plywood-y the overall house is. Not every American house is this shitty in all of these ways, but the vast majority of them are, and almost all of them have at least one of these problems. Even rich people’s homes. Read this article. https://dengarden.com/misc/American-Houses-and-Bad-Quality Then watch this video. Are we just ignoring this original post was about the OP looking for Elf Pussy or are we just totally past that? It’s already been answered that there is no elf pussy here, so why dwell? 🤷🏾‍♂️ I’m in Canada. I haven’t noticed any door be quite that flimsy. You could kick a hole in some of them (the hollow ones) but not right through, and not without hurting yourself. It also depends on how old your house is. My parents house is from the 80s and all the doors are solid wood Yeah my parents were the first people to live in our house so it would have been built in the same decade. I remember my mom saying that she liked how the doors were solid wood, and little me was confused bc I thought all doors were made of wood do y'all,,,, not have stone walls,,,,? No we don’t, usually just plywood or plasterboard with wooden frames for support. If it is stone it’s usually just a “feature wall” that is made of the aforementioned materials but with a thin layer of stone glued on. Basically this but just with paint over the plasterboard, American houses (or at least new ones) are built to look nice but ware easily. why would anyone build something like that? didn’t the pig with the wood house get killed or something? don’t y'all learn from your childhood? I live in AZ and one of my exterior doors is Styrofoam. Literally Styrofoam with a flexible plastic plate over it. You could kick right through it.  Or, if you felt like sneaking in and murdering me, cut through it with a kitchen knife.   Needless to say I’m having it replaced. -laughs in solid wooden door-
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violent-cisbian:

lesbianplayinanimalcrossing:


violent-cisbian:


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ryderdai:

the-pump-king:


morphimus:


charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

queen-of-dirt:

charlesoberonn:

notaboyscout:

charlesoberonn:


memory-thought:

charlesoberonn:


updogonline:

It took me 3 watches to realize the door is cardboard and this man is not just freakishly strong.



I assure you this is a standard interior door, usually only exterior doors are solid. 

You can see the inside of the cardboard though.
This isn’t a real door, it’s a prop from a movie or TV set.



it has a paper honeycomb for rigidity, and that’s how interior doors are made for modern construction in the USA. 




y'all have never kicked a hole in your bedroom door in a flurry of teenage hormonal rage and it shows

If I kicked my bedroom door I’d more likely break my foot than the door.



I always thought people punching through doors or shoving people through doors was just from the movies. Doors in my country are generally solid planks of wood, a polymer of sorts, or metal.



American homes are made extremely cheaply and aren’t built to last.
Steam from hot showers seeps into wall which are not treated to handle moisture, and mold grows in the walls.
Almost every wall or floor is made out of plywood.
Flimsy roofing that can withstand a run of the mill heavy storm, but not much more than that.
Weak foundations that wouldn’t hold up at all if it weren’t for how light and plywood-y the overall house is.
Not every American house is this shitty in all of these ways, but the vast majority of them are, and almost all of them have at least one of these problems. Even rich people’s homes.
Read this article.
https://dengarden.com/misc/American-Houses-and-Bad-Quality
Then watch this video.



Are we just ignoring this original post was about the OP looking for Elf Pussy or are we just totally past that? 



It’s already been answered that there is no elf pussy here, so why dwell? 🤷🏾‍♂️

I’m in Canada. I haven’t noticed any door be quite that flimsy. You could kick a hole in some of them (the hollow ones) but not right through, and not without hurting yourself.



It also depends on how old your house is. My parents house is from the 80s and all the doors are solid wood



Yeah my parents were the first people to live in our house so it would have been built in the same decade. I remember my mom saying that she liked how the doors were solid wood, and little me was confused bc I thought all doors were made of wood



do y'all,,,, not have stone walls,,,,?



No we don’t, usually just plywood or plasterboard with wooden frames for support. If it is stone it’s usually just a “feature wall” that is made of the aforementioned materials but with a thin layer of stone glued on.
Basically this but just with paint over the plasterboard, American houses (or at least new ones) are built to look nice but ware easily.



why would anyone build something like that? didn’t the pig with the wood house get killed or something? don’t y'all learn from your childhood?

I live in AZ and one of my exterior doors is Styrofoam.
Literally Styrofoam with a flexible plastic plate over it.
You could kick right through it.  Or, if you felt like sneaking in and murdering me, cut through it with a kitchen knife.  
Needless to say I’m having it replaced.



-laughs in solid wooden door-

sonneillonv: violent-cisbian: lesbianplayinanimalcrossing: violent-cisbian: thevirginmaryswomb: radcybergoth: blackswallowtailb...

picture: fartgallery: lovenot-lies: fartgallery: love you babe <3 Is this just a flipped and enlarged picture of your own feet… *sweats nervously*
picture: fartgallery:

lovenot-lies:

fartgallery:

love you babe <3

Is this just a flipped and enlarged picture of your own feet…

*sweats nervously*

fartgallery: lovenot-lies: fartgallery: love you babe <3 Is this just a flipped and enlarged picture of your own feet… *sweats nervo...

picture: My new LinkedIn profile picture.
picture: My new LinkedIn profile picture.

My new LinkedIn profile picture.

picture: My dad sent me a picture from his jobsite of this cat whose markings make it look like it’s being devoured by another goofier cat and is just so bored with the whole situation.
picture: My dad sent me a picture from his jobsite of this cat whose markings make it look like it’s being devoured by another goofier cat and is just so bored with the whole situation.

My dad sent me a picture from his jobsite of this cat whose markings make it look like it’s being devoured by another goofier cat and is...

picture: I can smell this picture
picture: I can smell this picture

I can smell this picture

picture: My dad sent me a picture from his jobsite of this cat whose markings make it look like it’s being devoured by another goofier cat and is just so bored with the whole situation.
picture: My dad sent me a picture from his jobsite of this cat whose markings make it look like it’s being devoured by another goofier cat and is just so bored with the whole situation.

My dad sent me a picture from his jobsite of this cat whose markings make it look like it’s being devoured by another goofier cat and is...

picture: Grandma recently passed away. She saved every picture/drawing we ever did from every grandchild in a folder for each of us to have when she died. Found this in mine lol.
picture: Grandma recently passed away. She saved every picture/drawing we ever did from every grandchild in a folder for each of us to have when she died. Found this in mine lol.

Grandma recently passed away. She saved every picture/drawing we ever did from every grandchild in a folder for each of us to have when s...

picture: officialkingofconeyisland: mykicks: I’m laughing so hard at this picture they’re using. Bathed in shadow. Haunted by the past.
picture: officialkingofconeyisland:

mykicks:

I’m laughing so hard at this picture they’re using.
Bathed in shadow. Haunted by the past.

officialkingofconeyisland: mykicks: I’m laughing so hard at this picture they’re using. Bathed in shadow. Haunted by the past.

picture: I SWEAR if I see one more picture of someone baking bread… [OC]
picture: I SWEAR if I see one more picture of someone baking bread… [OC]

I SWEAR if I see one more picture of someone baking bread… [OC]

picture: ups-dogs:Here’s a picture taken today with my 2 favourite neighborhood dogs.CurtisMississauga ON Canada@telusmonkey
picture: ups-dogs:Here’s a picture taken today with my 2 favourite neighborhood dogs.CurtisMississauga ON Canada@telusmonkey

ups-dogs:Here’s a picture taken today with my 2 favourite neighborhood dogs.CurtisMississauga ON Canada@telusmonkey

picture: unicornempire: I’m so glad that this person was willing to take a picture before literally taking the spraying water out of their house. Bless you. 
picture: unicornempire:
I’m so glad that this person was willing to take a picture before literally taking the spraying water out of their house. Bless you. 

unicornempire: I’m so glad that this person was willing to take a picture before literally taking the spraying water out of their house....

picture: unicornempire: I’m so glad that this person was willing to take a picture before literally taking the spraying water out of their house. Bless you. 
picture: unicornempire:
I’m so glad that this person was willing to take a picture before literally taking the spraying water out of their house. Bless you. 

unicornempire: I’m so glad that this person was willing to take a picture before literally taking the spraying water out of their house....

picture: My sister sent me a picture of my newborn niece for my birthday, since I haven’t been able to meet her yet!
picture: My sister sent me a picture of my newborn niece for my birthday, since I haven’t been able to meet her yet!

My sister sent me a picture of my newborn niece for my birthday, since I haven’t been able to meet her yet!

picture: silver-tongues-blog: airyairyaucontraire: thehoekage: it looks like his lecture series got more popular! i dont know what it is about that picture but that looks like a screenshot from sims 3
picture: silver-tongues-blog:

airyairyaucontraire:
thehoekage:

it looks like his lecture series got more popular!

i dont know what it is about that picture but that looks like a screenshot from sims 3

silver-tongues-blog: airyairyaucontraire: thehoekage: it looks like his lecture series got more popular! i dont know what it is about...

picture: I’m in this picture and I like it by tearose11 MORE MEMES
picture: I’m in this picture and I like it by tearose11
MORE MEMES

I’m in this picture and I like it by tearose11 MORE MEMES

picture: A stranger took a picture of me wearing the proper PPE for a trip to Walmart for just the essentials. It made the rounds on Facebook before one of my friends sent it to me.
picture: A stranger took a picture of me wearing the proper PPE for a trip to Walmart for just the essentials. It made the rounds on Facebook before one of my friends sent it to me.

A stranger took a picture of me wearing the proper PPE for a trip to Walmart for just the essentials. It made the rounds on Facebook befo...

picture: Now this is a group picture I can get behind (its his only picture)
picture: Now this is a group picture I can get behind (its his only picture)

Now this is a group picture I can get behind (its his only picture)

picture: tommypickles: the loss of innocence in the second picture is overwhelming
picture: tommypickles:

the loss of innocence in the second picture is overwhelming

tommypickles: the loss of innocence in the second picture is overwhelming

picture: I’m in this picture and I don’t like it
picture: I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

picture: elvish-memesmith: nepetea: someone got this picture of bernie sanders watching this furry fight jack skellington at anime boston This is the future that liberals want.
picture: elvish-memesmith:
nepetea:
someone got this picture of bernie sanders watching this furry fight jack skellington at anime boston
This is the future that liberals want.

elvish-memesmith: nepetea: someone got this picture of bernie sanders watching this furry fight jack skellington at anime boston This is...

picture: Made with an epic profile picture
picture: Made with an epic profile picture

Made with an epic profile picture