The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating Sex
Hit her with that three piece
𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘺 𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵! → 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘺𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥
First time a pickup line was used on me
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Lethal BB guns
That’s a fully automatic assault BB gun!!!!!!!
I tried giving her the option We’ve been on two dates since.
My pp is smol
Her bio said she liked Avatar The Last Airbender
Im surprised this actually worked.
Ah the free market at work.
I’m in boys
bts are making 2019 their bitch
This is a good pickup line
I put in my profile that I was a computer science major.
Remember the days when it was all about such pickup lines?
It was interesting to me at least
When you hit her with the pickup line and it wasn’t what she was expecting
Pickup line anyone?
What makes a man a man?
Random pull request
Follow @kalesaladny for NY memes!!!
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Don’t worry guys. I ended up fucking it up
plot twist for single males
She loves doggie style too. @barked
She loves doggie style too.
Facts on facts on facts
She really chose the best option here
Her Profile said: Worst pickup line wins. Hold my beer.
Had to copy the strategy.
I hope I’m not going Toby unmatched after this
I unmatched :(
right back atcha
Am I doing this right?
Sank the ship to kill the captain
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She made it easy for me with the jfk theme.
Feel free to use this as a pickup line