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Be Like, Shit, and Smell: transpeter-deactivated20180411 i'm happy that mcu peter's spidey sense isn't being shown as a miracle worker, like i'm happy peter's sense went off to danger that was laughably close to peter. people have this misconception (mainly due to the 2002 spidey films) that his spidey sense will give peter a heads up to threats wayyyyy in advance, but that's not the case. like there have been many times when peter's spidey sense doesn't really alert him to danger until the danger is really close, sometimes close enough that regular people have already noticed said danger. and even then, peter often ignores it bc it can go off to things that aren't necessarily a threat but COULD be. like a wad of paper being thrown at him by flash, a puddle on the floor that could make him slip. so sometimes peter just ignores it bc it goes off all the time to shit that really isn't that dangerous. the sense is basically like a really reliable, and sometimes annoying, gut-feeling. the spidey sense is so cool but it's still a sense not that different from sight or hearing or taste or touch, and it isn't all powerful or always very helpful % transpeter So basically spider sense just gave peter anxiety. honestly i never thought of it like that but yeah basically jfhfhdhd super anxiety romentical radioactive spider: look! i made a superhero! the avengers: you fucked up a perfectly good teenager is what you did. look at him. he's got anxiety % starkologist I sense a faint smell of danger and-chaos-ensues This isn't your average, every-day anxiety This is Advanced Anxiety Spidey Sense
Be Like, Shit, and Smell: transpeter-deactivated20180411
 i'm happy that mcu peter's spidey sense isn't
 being shown as a miracle worker, like i'm
 happy peter's sense went off to danger that
 was laughably close to peter. people have this
 misconception (mainly due to the 2002 spidey
 films) that his spidey sense will give peter a
 heads up to threats wayyyyy in advance, but
 that's not the case. like there have been many
 times when peter's spidey sense doesn't really
 alert him to danger until the danger is really
 close, sometimes close enough that regular
 people have already noticed said danger.
 and even then, peter often ignores it bc it can
 go off to things that aren't necessarily a threat
 but COULD be. like a wad of paper being
 thrown at him by flash, a puddle on the floor
 that could make him slip. so sometimes peter
 just ignores it bc it goes off all the time to shit
 that really isn't that dangerous. the sense is
 basically like a really reliable, and sometimes
 annoying, gut-feeling. the spidey sense is so
 cool but it's still a sense not that different
 from sight or hearing or taste or touch, and it
 isn't all powerful or always very helpful
 % transpeter
 So basically spider sense just
 gave peter anxiety.
 honestly i never thought of it like
 that but yeah basically jfhfhdhd
 super anxiety
 romentical
 radioactive spider: look! i made a superhero!
 the avengers: you fucked up a perfectly good
 teenager is what you did. look at him. he's got
 anxiety
 % starkologist
 I sense a faint smell of danger
 and-chaos-ensues
 This isn't your average, every-day anxiety
 This is
 Advanced Anxiety
Spidey Sense

Spidey Sense

Memes, Sang, and Indonesia: D-O-D Menolak Sejarah Omong Kosong Pangeran Diponegoro HUMANDoD Kisah hidup Pangeran Diponegoro dipenuhi misteri dan mitos. Kalah akibat dicurangi pada pertemuan di Magelang oleh Belanda, Pangeran Diponegoro pernah dianggap sebagai pemberontak cukup lama. Bahkan, kisah yang kemudian beredar serta dimasukkan dalam pelajaran sejarah di sekolah, Pangeran Diponegoro memberontak akibat tanah makam leluhurnya bakal dijadikan jalan raya oleh Belanda. Hal ini seperti mengecilkan peran sang pangeran dalam Perang Jawa 1825-1830 yang sangat terkenal tersebut. Tidak hanya karena lamanya durasi perang yang mencapai 5 tahun, Perang Jawa disebut sangat besar dan melelahkan lantaran besarnya biaya yang dihabiskan. Perang Jawa membuat kas Belanda terkuras, hingga dibutuhkan Tanam Paksa untuk mengembalikan uang kas yang kosong melompong. Pameo umum mengatakan sejarah ditulis oleh pemenang. Banyak tulisan, babad, tambo serta kitab dari berbagai penguasa baik yang ditulis sendiri maupun oleh juru tulis penuh puji-pujian dengan tujuan meningkatkan citra dirinya sendiri. Fakta mengenai Pangeran Diponegoro yang selama ini kita ketahui dalam pelajaran di bangku sekolah, ternyata sangat berbeda dan benar-benar salah. Misalnya saja, selain soal tanah makam, Pangeran Diponegoro disebutkan melawan Belanda karena dia ingin menjadi raja. Peter Carey, profesor tamu di Universitas Indonesia mengatakan, Pangeran Diponegoro menganggap dirinya sebagai Ratu Adil yang ditakdirkan membela rakyat Jawa dari penindasan. Tindakannya murni benar-benar ingin membela rakyat kecil. Perjuangan Diponegoro sangat sulit dikalahkan, sampai-sampai Belanda perlu menerapkan strategi khusus yang penuh tipu muslihat. Perjuangannya pada saat itu didukung tiga kelompok masyarakat, yakni: para bangsawan, rakyat, dan ulama. Pesona sang pangeran membuatnya tidak hanya ditakuti, tapi juga disegani oleh lawan. Wardiman Djojonegoro, pengusul Babad Diponegoro sebagai warisan dunia Unesco, mengatakan penelitian Peter Carey membuka wawasan baru terhadap pendapat para sejarawan Belanda yang sudah diyakini sebelumnya. Next🔻
Memes, Sang, and Indonesia: D-O-D
 Menolak Sejarah
 Omong Kosong
 Pangeran Diponegoro
HUMANDoD Kisah hidup Pangeran Diponegoro dipenuhi misteri dan mitos. Kalah akibat dicurangi pada pertemuan di Magelang oleh Belanda, Pangeran Diponegoro pernah dianggap sebagai pemberontak cukup lama. Bahkan, kisah yang kemudian beredar serta dimasukkan dalam pelajaran sejarah di sekolah, Pangeran Diponegoro memberontak akibat tanah makam leluhurnya bakal dijadikan jalan raya oleh Belanda. Hal ini seperti mengecilkan peran sang pangeran dalam Perang Jawa 1825-1830 yang sangat terkenal tersebut. Tidak hanya karena lamanya durasi perang yang mencapai 5 tahun, Perang Jawa disebut sangat besar dan melelahkan lantaran besarnya biaya yang dihabiskan. Perang Jawa membuat kas Belanda terkuras, hingga dibutuhkan Tanam Paksa untuk mengembalikan uang kas yang kosong melompong. Pameo umum mengatakan sejarah ditulis oleh pemenang. Banyak tulisan, babad, tambo serta kitab dari berbagai penguasa baik yang ditulis sendiri maupun oleh juru tulis penuh puji-pujian dengan tujuan meningkatkan citra dirinya sendiri. Fakta mengenai Pangeran Diponegoro yang selama ini kita ketahui dalam pelajaran di bangku sekolah, ternyata sangat berbeda dan benar-benar salah. Misalnya saja, selain soal tanah makam, Pangeran Diponegoro disebutkan melawan Belanda karena dia ingin menjadi raja. Peter Carey, profesor tamu di Universitas Indonesia mengatakan, Pangeran Diponegoro menganggap dirinya sebagai Ratu Adil yang ditakdirkan membela rakyat Jawa dari penindasan. Tindakannya murni benar-benar ingin membela rakyat kecil. Perjuangan Diponegoro sangat sulit dikalahkan, sampai-sampai Belanda perlu menerapkan strategi khusus yang penuh tipu muslihat. Perjuangannya pada saat itu didukung tiga kelompok masyarakat, yakni: para bangsawan, rakyat, dan ulama. Pesona sang pangeran membuatnya tidak hanya ditakuti, tapi juga disegani oleh lawan. Wardiman Djojonegoro, pengusul Babad Diponegoro sebagai warisan dunia Unesco, mengatakan penelitian Peter Carey membuka wawasan baru terhadap pendapat para sejarawan Belanda yang sudah diyakini sebelumnya. Next🔻

HUMANDoD Kisah hidup Pangeran Diponegoro dipenuhi misteri dan mitos. Kalah akibat dicurangi pada pertemuan di Magelang oleh Belanda, Pangera...

Beer, Life, and Love: I don't know what he's doing, I just told him to FLOSS! Peter Griffin here, and boy oh boy is THIS ONE a doozy! ILOLed (that's an acronym the young people of today use, and it means "laugh out loud," in case you didn't know) out loud so hard I almost spat my beer out all over my computer and ruined it! Boy would THAT ever be un-epic! Without my computer, how would I ever be able to look at these hilarious maymays and explain them for all of you? Not to mention I'd no longer be able to watch the latest compilations of Ben Shapiro DESTROYing l*btards epically. Explaining me-mes and watching leftists get epically pwned are the only two things Ireally love in life anymore, and ifI were to lose both at the same time, I honestly don't know what I'd do. Probably be so overcome with grief at my life losing all meaning, that I'd be unable to continue living my now-pointless life and put a gun in my mouth. Wow, Ireally went off track there, didn't I? Anyway, this is so epically hilarious because it features a young person, probably no older than fifteen, at the dentist's office But here's the kicker: he's not in the dentist chair or anything! No, instead, he's up and about, swinging his arms around and moving his hips! In the foreground, we have a woman wearing a surgical mask, whom we can reasonably assume is the dentist. She observes the young man confusedly, and proclaims, "I don't know what he's doing, Ijust told him to FLOSS!" See, the dentist is presumably referring to the act of rubbing a thin string between one's teeth to remove excess plaque. That's the historical definition of the word floss," which has been commercially available since 1882. Our young friend, however, seems to have other ideas. See, more recently, "floss" has come to refer to a dance move in the popular online game, Fortnite. The dance is characterized by "a lot of fast arms and hip swings as though using a giant invisible piece of floss," which is where the name comes from. Additionally, the child is drawn to resemble one Russell Horning, popularly known as "Backpack Kid," who helped popularize the dance. With this information in mind, it can be inferred that the dentist is advising the boy to keep his teeth clean, by flossing, but since he's such a gamer, he instead believes that she is telling him to do the Fortnite dance. Now THAT is epic! I tried playing Fortnite myself, a few times, but couldn't really get into it. There's too many
Beer, Life, and Love: I don't know what he's doing, I just told him to FLOSS!
 Peter Griffin here, and boy oh boy is THIS ONE a doozy! ILOLed (that's an acronym the young people of today use, and it means
 "laugh out loud," in case you didn't know) out loud so hard I almost spat my beer out all over my computer and ruined it! Boy
 would THAT ever be un-epic! Without my computer, how would I ever be able to look at these hilarious maymays and explain
 them for all of you? Not to mention I'd no longer be able to watch the latest compilations of Ben Shapiro DESTROYing l*btards
 epically. Explaining me-mes and watching leftists get epically pwned are the only two things Ireally love in life anymore, and ifI
 were to lose both at the same time, I honestly don't know what I'd do. Probably be so overcome with grief at my life losing all
 meaning, that I'd be unable to continue living my now-pointless life and put a gun in my mouth. Wow, Ireally went off track there,
 didn't I? Anyway, this is so epically hilarious because it features a young person, probably no older than fifteen, at the dentist's office
 But here's the kicker: he's not in the dentist chair or anything! No, instead, he's up and about, swinging his arms around and moving
 his hips! In the foreground, we have a woman wearing a surgical mask, whom we can reasonably assume is the dentist. She observes
 the young man confusedly, and proclaims, "I don't know what he's doing, Ijust told him to FLOSS!" See, the dentist is presumably
 referring to the act of rubbing a thin string between one's teeth to remove excess plaque. That's the historical definition of the word
 floss," which has been commercially available since 1882. Our young friend, however, seems to have other ideas. See, more
 recently, "floss" has come to refer to a dance move in the popular online game, Fortnite. The dance is characterized by "a lot of fast
 arms and hip swings as though using a giant invisible piece of floss," which is where the name comes from. Additionally, the child is
 drawn to resemble one Russell Horning, popularly known as "Backpack Kid," who helped popularize the dance. With this
 information in mind, it can be inferred that the dentist is advising the boy to keep his teeth clean, by flossing, but since he's such a
 gamer, he instead believes that she is telling him to do the Fortnite dance. Now THAT is epic! I tried playing Fortnite myself, a few
 times, but couldn't really get into it. There's too many