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Anaconda, Animals, and Children: This is his Jokers first day on the job, and he's being such a good bay. Donald W. Cook is a Los Angeles attorney with decades of experience bringing lawsuits over police dog bites- and mostly losing. He blames what he calls "The Rin Tin Tin Effect"-ures think of poice dogs as nobe, and have trouble vaualzing how violant thay can be during an anst Policel use terms like 'apprehend' and restrain,' to try to portray it as a very antisaptic event," Cook says. "But you look at the video and the dog s chewing away on his leg and mutilating him Cook says the proliferation of smart phones and body cameras is capturing a reality that used to be lost on juries. "If it's a good video," he says, "it makes a case much easier to prevail on The new generation of videos is capturing scenes of K9 anrests that ar bloodier and more violent than imagined by the public. An NPR examination of police videos shows some officers using biting dogs against people who show minimal threat to officers, and a degree of violence that would be unacceptable it inflicted directly by the officers In fact, in many videos, the release of a dog appears to escalate the violence of an arrest You just look at the dog as the source of pain and you do everything you can to addiress that pain," says Seth Stoughton. He's a former police officer, now an Assistant Professor of Law at the University of South Carolina who studies police use of force. Those shouted commands- you'll deal with that later, when the pain stops. And yet suspects who kick and try to shake the dog off are often accused of resisting arrest. NPR (November 20, 2017 i don't care what this dog in particular is being trained to do. furthering the idea that police dogs are somehow cute or good directly contributes to injustice and the perceived acceptability of police violence My aunt rescues and rehabilitates geman shepherds, and the vast majority are failad police dogs. The rehab process for these dogs is intense. They are trained to be hyper vigilant and to resort to violence. They are aften is worse condition than formerly abused animals I spent a summer training one of these balls of anxioty. She was too fast and strong for my aunt to train her, so l did it. The biggest hurdle was getting her out of the mindset that biting someone gets her a treat. I had to let her bite my arm, forcible breek the hold, and kennel her all without giving her a response because these dogs are trained to equate someone screaming at them as Go Time. By letting her attack me and showing her that I was stronger than her and then not allowing her to play with the other dogs was what finally got her to stop attacking whenever she heard a loud nolse or was surprised or just felt like it She still had to be homed in a gun-free, pet-free, child-free home because of the sheer anxiety she was bred for. These dogs are not cute, they are horribly esbiengender My mom did the exact opposite of what the person above is talking about, she was involved in training the dogs not to restrain themselves when attacking. She was 18-21 and they had her wear this thick glove and then provoke the dogs onto biting her anm. She sald thay didn't naturally want to be very aggressive tawards a 100 pound, 83" girl, which is the size my mother was at the time. She has scars on her arm from getting time to bite so hard it broke the protective gloves I remember thinking that was cool as a kid. Now I just find it hoifying that they were teaching dogs to use brutal force against... children. My mother may have been a young adult at the time but most people are 100 pounds and 53* as teenagers, not adults What are short, skinny teens even doing that warrants the use of dogs? Can a grown man with a gun really not subdue someone that size on their own?7 It's animal abuse used to further police brutality Yeah. This pup isn't cute, it's being trained to by exceptionally dangerous. If he fails (and chances are he will he will be in for a very kong recovery. If he passes then when he gets older and can no longer work, they will merely outhanize him since rehablitating him at ton will be too much work These dogs are exceedingly dangerous, suiffered years of abuse at the hands of their handlers and trainers, and are quite simply not 'adorable', oven 'on their first day' secing as we know what abuses they are in for. Thay're trained to do as much damage as possible, even against peaple who are no threat to begin with. And if the person tries to fight the dog off, as any person might, the dog is trained to escalate. If the person screams, struggles, or attempts to defend themselves, the dog is trained to escalate Read that again. Ta peron per any nomnel umen pain-recporcec n eporee to being biten and chewed by a dog, the dog hac been taned to do een MOve dlamage, In videos they are often forcibly remaved from the victim by an officer who is wearing gear to protect them from the dog because thay will not stop, and they are too dangerous for the officer to pull them away without heavy protective gear. Whout prolectie gear, the oficec ae at rk of being mangled by ter oun doge becauce the dog doecnt care wo t&ng Shit i never knew all this or even thought about it The cutest little thing
Anaconda, Animals, and Children: This is his Jokers first day on the job, and he's being such a good bay.
 Donald W. Cook is a Los Angeles attorney with decades of experience
 bringing lawsuits over police dog bites- and mostly losing. He blames
 what he calls "The Rin Tin Tin Effect"-ures think of poice dogs as nobe,
 and have trouble vaualzing how violant thay can be during an anst
 Policel use terms like 'apprehend' and restrain,' to try to portray it as a
 very antisaptic event," Cook says. "But you look at the video and the dog
 s chewing away on his leg and mutilating him
 Cook says the proliferation of smart phones and body cameras is
 capturing a reality that used to be lost on juries. "If it's a good video," he
 says, "it makes a case much easier to prevail on
 The new generation of videos is capturing scenes of K9 anrests that ar
 bloodier and more violent than imagined by the public. An NPR
 examination of police videos shows some officers using biting dogs
 against people who show minimal threat to officers, and a degree of
 violence that would be unacceptable it inflicted directly by the officers
 In fact, in many videos, the release of a dog appears to escalate the
 violence of an arrest
 You just look at the dog as the source of pain and you do everything you
 can to addiress that pain," says Seth Stoughton. He's a former police
 officer, now an Assistant Professor of Law at the University of South
 Carolina who studies police use of force. Those shouted commands-
 you'll deal with that later, when the pain stops.
 And yet suspects who kick and try to shake the dog off are often accused
 of resisting arrest.
 NPR (November 20, 2017
 i don't care what this dog in particular is being trained to do. furthering the
 idea that police dogs are somehow cute or good directly contributes to
 injustice and the perceived acceptability of police violence
 My aunt rescues and rehabilitates geman shepherds, and the vast majority
 are failad police dogs. The rehab process for these dogs is intense. They are
 trained to be hyper vigilant and to resort to violence. They are aften is worse
 condition than formerly abused animals
 I spent a summer training one of these balls of anxioty. She was too fast and
 strong for my aunt to train her, so l did it. The biggest hurdle was getting her
 out of the mindset that biting someone gets her a treat. I had to let her bite
 my arm, forcible breek the hold, and kennel her all without giving her a
 response because these dogs are trained to equate someone screaming at
 them as Go Time.
 By letting her attack me and showing her that I was stronger than her and
 then not allowing her to play with the other dogs was what finally got her to
 stop attacking whenever she heard a loud nolse or was surprised or just felt
 like it
 She still had to be homed in a gun-free, pet-free, child-free home because of
 the sheer anxiety she was bred for. These dogs are not cute, they are horribly
 esbiengender
 My mom did the exact opposite of what the person above is talking about,
 she was involved in training the dogs not to restrain themselves when
 attacking. She was 18-21 and they had her wear this thick glove and then
 provoke the dogs onto biting her anm. She sald thay didn't naturally want to
 be very aggressive tawards a 100 pound, 83" girl, which is the size my
 mother was at the time. She has scars on her arm from getting time to bite so
 hard it broke the protective gloves
 I remember thinking that was cool as a kid. Now I just find it hoifying that
 they were teaching dogs to use brutal force against... children. My mother
 may have been a young adult at the time but most people are 100 pounds
 and 53* as teenagers, not adults
 What are short, skinny teens even doing that warrants the use of dogs? Can
 a grown man with a gun really not subdue someone that size on their own?7
 It's animal abuse used to further police brutality
 Yeah. This pup isn't cute, it's being trained to by exceptionally dangerous. If
 he fails (and chances are he will he will be in for a very kong recovery. If he
 passes then when he gets older and can no longer work, they will merely
 outhanize him since rehablitating him at ton will be too much work
 These dogs are exceedingly dangerous, suiffered years of abuse at the hands
 of their handlers and trainers, and are quite simply not 'adorable', oven 'on
 their first day' secing as we know what abuses they are in for. Thay're trained
 to do as much damage as possible, even against peaple who are no threat to
 begin with. And if the person tries to fight the dog off, as any person might,
 the dog is trained to escalate. If the person screams, struggles, or attempts
 to defend themselves, the dog is trained to escalate
 Read that again. Ta peron per any nomnel umen pain-recporcec n
 eporee to being biten and chewed by a dog, the dog hac been taned to do een
 MOve dlamage, In videos they are often forcibly remaved from the victim by an
 officer who is wearing gear to protect them from the dog because thay will
 not stop, and they are too dangerous for the officer to pull them away
 without heavy protective gear. Whout prolectie gear, the oficec ae at rk of
 being mangled by ter oun doge becauce the dog doecnt care wo t&ng
 Shit i never knew all this or even thought about it
The cutest little thing

The cutest little thing

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America, Bad, and Bane: you cannot bell me, that there is no
 possible cure for cancer when scientist
 are out here creating hearts trom
 The Verge ee
 cientists graw beating human haart cel ls ar
 they found it and
 r can kasp
 money from our dharitable
 h babybalev
 is a cure for EVERYTHING in this
 world. thhey are just stting on it.
 Men in Back ent just a ooncept, ppl w
 and have died trying to release into that
 would hinder the in
 They make bilons oft of cancer. They
 gone put out the cre. This nat good
 that ganaraes
 So what do you think they are going to
 Kaep your grandmother or pimp
 of 980,000 so thy
 their beach
 can atford to pay
 is their only concern
 s oll is fantastic
 Trust and belleve the gov't has aready
 thay gat from paopla hirving cancar
 Wel, most cancers actualy eome frem
 meat & dary. Meat & casein which isa
 protein found in dairy) has been proven
 They been found the oure for cancer, the
 goveenment keeps kiling the Doctors off
 they been had the cure for cancer
 is a bition
 business-america is greedy
 They e discovered the cure long bme
 to the industry Sad uh
 of sick peaple
 ust dont want us to know
 s an etfecthe treatment
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 Just Keep Making Money
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 cure it. Capitalism dictanes that
 medicine is used for protit
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 verge There's been a cure for cancer,
 but chemoc
 radiation machines aren't pen 3may wto
 their bilion s
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 tda bane them so that they could just
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 apcess to it are the RICH.Iknow for
<p><a href="http://memehumor.net/post/159388092963/there-are-actually-people-in-the-world-who-believe" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>There are actually people in the world who believe this.</p></blockquote>

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Af, Nsfw, and Titanic: Meet Breckyn artist Neaandra Rubinstein
 She s the weman behind A Drean Cone True ICeletrity
 Curningusi a series af verttry NSFW pairtings feeturing a
 burch of celetrity men going down n wome
 The series. was a response to the lack of hetarasesel
 female perspective is represestaion of seelty in
 neinstreen nedie atd ponegraphy. which refect as well es
 stepe the way we interadt in real lite Iwasted to eaplere
 antasy fran wornen's peist of view."Ratinstein said
 There's a titanic portrait of Lea
 And this Hann piece.
 Also, here is Ryan losing gang dewia" a woma.ค.
 Rubinstein says she facused on cunniinus because s s
 underrepresented in pom. which reitarates to the viewer hat
 ses is atout men and thair pleasure. she said
 And thaf s the peint for Rubinstein So nuch visual culture
 croticies and objectifies the female baty, she wanted to
 reate something that draws atenton to and erobicins man,
 rnaking them the atjects af desire, rot tha wanen
 Rubinstein hapes that peaple wil think a bit differentty aheut
 emale sesuality after viewing her warks
 s abtrelraning the way we see ernale desire and
 seouaity. she said. Secuaity is just another entensian af the
 behavior we eapect ef wemenIthirk its inpertant o
 recagnize thats ntinately imit. seless, or nan-eustent
 ORRY FOR THE LONG POST
 HERE SA POTATO
An Artist Painted A Bunch Of Famous Celeb Men Going Down On Women And It’s Really Something

An Artist Painted A Bunch Of Famous Celeb Men Going Down On Women And It’s Really Something

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America, Anaconda, and Andrew Bogut: Yaa de understand this mtakes no sonse right?!! he gavo addDmilion
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Some people just dont know when to stop

Some people just dont know when to stop

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You Are Pretty Smart If You Get These 23 Jokes

You Are Pretty Smart If You Get These 23 Jokes

Africa, America, and Tumblr: World Map The 2" largeat and popalous conturent. It covers 1. of the a: Earths toauace area, or 20.41 oE sts land mea. Heata 1o Nn peopie, or about 14.121 of the worlds uman pepuistion. 56 Cutres A dontinent whelly withim the Northern Hemisptere North America: and almost whelly within the Wertess Remuaphere It 14 kCarths taa, or 16.5 of tts land anea. Hoats about 529 million pepe 23 ndependent shotes (countriee Boint Lucio Artoo and Bartoon Cdo Cominico El Salvador Guaremaia Unaesd Soies Dependent Territemes Angalia, Arva Bqjo Nuevo Bank, Bermudo Bitiah A continent is one of several very large landmasstes ontht, C Greeriana. Hlomerro conventionally ot seven regions Largest to emallest): Asia. iquelon. Serraris Bark. Snt Maaren. Turks and Cavcus Iaiands. U.s Vigun xigns Africa, North America. South America, Antaretica, Eopeat Euatatia. Federal Degendencies of vereuea and Australia. The 7-continent model is moet taught in South Amenhe s m saty arm China, India, and most Engish-speaking countries. CaheaL Boraure.Gvadeoupe. Mohnque. Saba. Eam Andrés atd Providencia. is most taugt iSouth Ameria Eatimasen amagi Rh ar Baivia Colome Furaguay Uruguay Ecuador Peru Venezuela French Quana The largest and aet popudous continent, loeated primarily is the Eartha aoutherncst contimenx. contarmg the South Paie this taal suriace area, or 301 of ita tand area. Hoets eoi of the worlds baman popuiaion, which is approumaeely a9 billion peaple. 4 ca: 98 La covered In ice, at least 1mle thick. O penm popadation The smallest continent It sovera 21 of the Earths taa, but Si Lanka Syria Tajikistan Thailond Timor-Leste Czech Repubic PortugalUnted Kingedem Brune Kores, Norh Pakan Korea, South Chna Phlppines ved Arob Emirahen bona ind ungary Northem Cypms Monaco Hontenegoweden Kyrgyston Russ Saudi Arabia Yemern Norway Turkey Cyprus Australu Smatiest continent! Encompasans the 3 counares of Australia Papus New Guimea and portixna o lodonesia. Depehdent istc. farabakh, khazo. Taiwan Ter Akrah and Dbakelia, British Indan Oceon Tentoy Cocos CKeelng) uands, Hoig Kang, Macau British Indan Ocean lTermory. Chrismas The lonegoThe he poies is much siower at 36 days. It has a which lowms a whhe cown with paama poets The smaes pianer of the sociar aysiem, who ase has Me cury Jupiter Venus The venan yeir orotal penod) is asou 255 cays iong wnee me abou 111 Earth days ongA gas giant of hyd ogen and heium wth mousands of ningjets aod dop made with chucks of ice and rocks Is sudereal roanion penod F Its largest moon is signty bgger discovereci its ing compenition Pyobus sent ae onto verus has orly Sureved a Rew nours onthan Mercury voyager 1 and 2 e 0 4 cam days at -2 n me easly 1980s Galles Gale was the lnt to ooseve me Ou home pianer 5 Fron the u, he erest pianet inur Earthuranus osceredi by Wilann Herschet on March la. 115, uranus has bland looking onet n Rb6 Llans s one cf two ice gas gants days (23 934 hours) tom fomed 4 54 allon years ao and 1,000 yeas oid its an Engiah/Geiman wora smaly meaning grand. Doccsenecd by urban Le verner. Jahn Couch Adams andxan Neptune In 30ob. the Preania hars Lander found water ce lespeced) nd <p><a href="http://studdiction.tumblr.com/post/108009178543/notes-on-geography-and-planets" class="tumblr_blog">studdiction</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><em><small>Notes on geography and planets</small></em></p></blockquote>
Africa, America, and Tumblr: World Map
 The 2" largeat and popalous conturent. It covers 1. of the
 a: Earths toauace area, or 20.41 oE sts land mea. Heata 1o
 Nn peopie, or about 14.121 of the worlds uman pepuistion. 56 Cutres
 A dontinent whelly withim the Northern Hemisptere
 North
 America: and almost whelly within the Wertess Remuaphere It
 14 kCarths taa, or 16.5 of tts land anea. Hoats about 529 million pepe
 23 ndependent shotes (countriee
 Boint Lucio
 Artoo and Bartoon
 Cdo
 Cominico
 El Salvador
 Guaremaia
 Unaesd Soies
 Dependent Territemes Angalia, Arva Bqjo Nuevo Bank, Bermudo Bitiah
 A continent is one of several very large landmasstes ontht, C Greeriana. Hlomerro
 conventionally ot seven regions Largest to emallest): Asia. iquelon. Serraris Bark. Snt Maaren. Turks and Cavcus Iaiands. U.s Vigun xigns
 Africa, North America. South America, Antaretica, Eopeat Euatatia. Federal Degendencies of vereuea
 and Australia. The 7-continent model is moet taught in South Amenhe s m saty arm
 China, India, and most Engish-speaking countries.
 CaheaL Boraure.Gvadeoupe. Mohnque. Saba. Eam Andrés atd Providencia.
 is most taugt iSouth Ameria Eatimasen amagi Rh ar
 Baivia Colome Furaguay Uruguay
 Ecuador Peru
 Venezuela
 French Quana
 The largest and aet popudous continent, loeated primarily is the
 Eartha aoutherncst contimenx. contarmg the South Paie
 this taal suriace area, or 301 of ita tand area. Hoets eoi of the worlds
 baman popuiaion, which is approumaeely a9 billion peaple. 4
 ca: 98 La covered In ice, at least 1mle thick. O penm popadation
 The smallest continent It sovera 21 of the Earths taa, but
 Si Lanka
 Syria
 Tajikistan
 Thailond
 Timor-Leste
 Czech Repubic
 PortugalUnted Kingedem
 Brune
 Kores, Norh Pakan
 Korea, South
 Chna
 Phlppines ved Arob Emirahen
 bona ind ungary
 Northem Cypms
 Monaco
 Hontenegoweden
 Kyrgyston Russ
 Saudi Arabia Yemern
 Norway
 Turkey
 Cyprus
 Australu
 Smatiest continent! Encompasans the 3 counares of Australia
 Papus New Guimea and portixna o lodonesia.
 Depehdent istc.
 farabakh, khazo. Taiwan
 Ter Akrah and Dbakelia, British Indan Oceon Tentoy
 Cocos CKeelng) uands, Hoig Kang, Macau
 British Indan Ocean lTermory. Chrismas

 The
 lonegoThe
 he poies is much siower at 36 days. It has a
 which lowms a whhe cown with paama poets
 The smaes pianer of the sociar aysiem, who ase has Me
 cury Jupiter
 Venus The venan yeir orotal penod) is asou 255 cays iong wnee me
 abou 111 Earth days ongA gas giant of hyd ogen and heium wth mousands of ningjets
 aod dop made with chucks of ice and rocks Is sudereal roanion penod
 F Its largest moon is signty bgger
 discovereci its ing compenition
 Pyobus sent ae onto verus has orly Sureved a Rew nours onthan Mercury voyager 1 and 2
 e 0 4 cam days at -2
 n me easly 1980s Galles Gale was the lnt to ooseve me
 Ou home pianer 5 Fron the u,
 he erest pianet inur Earthuranus osceredi by Wilann Herschet on March la. 115, uranus has
 bland looking onet n Rb6 Llans s one cf two ice gas gants
 days (23 934 hours) tom fomed 4 54 allon years ao and
 1,000 yeas oid its an Engiah/Geiman wora smaly meaning grand.
 Doccsenecd by urban Le verner. Jahn Couch Adams andxan Neptune
 In 30ob. the Preania hars Lander found water ce lespeced) nd
<p><a href="http://studdiction.tumblr.com/post/108009178543/notes-on-geography-and-planets" class="tumblr_blog">studdiction</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><em><small>Notes on geography and planets</small></em></p></blockquote>

studdiction: Notes on geography and planets