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Bodies , Logic, and Newman: BUTOTHINKOSEE A PROBLEM ALREADY unaffiliatedpangolin: siryouarebeingmocked: alaija: cisnowflake: weaponizedhorse: nunyabizni: eric-coldfire: simon-newman: jeepsarmitage: doomy: occupy-democrats: mstar1960: occupy-democrats: Imagine wanting to spend billions on something so easily circumvented. I guess lefties think that illegal aliens can walk on water. Wow, you’re right. There’s a huge flaw in my post, I forgot that humans have no way to get across water. Thanks for pointing that out, I’ll get right on deleting this. Gay Mexicans on boats… This isn’t even covering planes Considering how many people from Cuba have died trying to cover the 40 miles from there to the US I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that this would wind up having a higher mortality rate than that. ^^ plus where are all these people getting boats from We also have much better boats that could stop their boats. Well Australia doesn’t have a problem with people walking here, so bodies of water must be somewhat effective at preventing illegal immigration. Those waters are already patrolled. It’s just a perfect solution fallacy (nirvana fallacy) with added snark. The exact high standards of logic I’d expect from occupy-dems. Also, doesn’t O-D support gun control to stop shootings? https://occupy-democrats.tumblr.com/tagged/gun-control Yes, yes they do. Each one of those lines is hundreds of miles long. And the Coast Guard exists. OK but… Ya’ll realize that lots of people do still successfully make it to shore on homemade rafts and shit right? “The Coast Guard exists”, so do border patrol agents. Shockingly they don’t stop everybody.
Bodies , Logic, and Newman: BUTOTHINKOSEE A PROBLEM ALREADY
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eric-coldfire:

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jeepsarmitage:

doomy:

occupy-democrats:

mstar1960:


occupy-democrats:

Imagine wanting to spend billions on something so easily circumvented.

I guess lefties think that illegal aliens can walk on water.


Wow, you’re right. There’s a huge flaw in my post, I forgot that humans have no way to get across water. Thanks for pointing that out, I’ll get right on deleting this.



Gay Mexicans on boats…

This isn’t even covering planes

Considering how many people from Cuba have died trying to cover the 40 miles from there to the US I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that this would wind up having a higher mortality rate than that.


^^ plus where are all these people getting boats from 


We also have much better boats that could stop their boats.

Well Australia doesn’t have a problem with people walking here, so bodies of water must be somewhat effective at preventing illegal immigration.
Those waters are already patrolled.
It’s just a perfect solution fallacy (nirvana fallacy) with added snark.

The exact high standards of logic I’d expect from occupy-dems.
Also, doesn’t O-D support gun control to stop shootings?
https://occupy-democrats.tumblr.com/tagged/gun-control
Yes, yes they do.

Each one of those lines is hundreds of miles long. And the Coast Guard exists. 


OK but… Ya’ll realize that lots of people do still successfully make it to shore on homemade rafts and shit right? “The Coast Guard exists”, so do border patrol agents. Shockingly they don’t stop everybody.

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Confused, Cute, and Dude: r/UIUC u/NovemberVictim S 17h SUBSCRIBE NSFWW I'm so done with trying to have sex at this school NSFW 've been on tinder for a while since l've gotten here and it's been pretty lame. I started talking to this one dude and we've been on a couple dates and he's really cute. Last night l invited him to my appartment. We made out and then I started to make dinner for us. I felt likel was eating too much, and I said, "Sorry, my period makes me feel like l'm starving." He was just like, "no worries" and we started talking about the weather. I said "it's so gross. It makes me feel gross" and he was like " feel a little gross too Let's take a shower." So we're in the shower making out, and I tell him "You know my shower is too small to be fucking in, but l can still get on my knees." And he's just like "nah, no thank you. And I was really confused but I just said okay. We dried off and laved in bed and kissed and l asked him if there was anything else he wanted to do, and he's like "no, just kissing you and holding you is amazing." He was really sweet, but l kinda felt ike a hoe. hat was the rest of our night until he had to get on the bus. I talked to him later via snapchat after he left. I asked him if he enjoyed our time together and asked ITI Wwas too forward He asked me "have you heard of no nut November" and so l'm fucking dead, you guys 1.5k 119 Share veronox: tindershwinder: Not all heroes wear capes Thot PATROLLED
Confused, Cute, and Dude: r/UIUC
 u/NovemberVictim S 17h
 SUBSCRIBE
 NSFWW
 I'm so done with trying to have sex at
 this school NSFW
 've been on tinder for a while since l've gotten
 here and it's been pretty lame. I started talking to
 this one dude and we've been on a couple dates
 and he's really cute. Last night l invited him to my
 appartment. We made out and then I started to
 make dinner for us. I felt likel was eating too
 much, and I said, "Sorry, my period makes me
 feel like l'm starving." He was just like, "no
 worries" and we started talking about the
 weather. I said "it's so gross. It makes me feel
 gross" and he was like " feel a little gross too
 Let's take a shower." So we're in the shower
 making out, and I tell him "You know my shower is
 too small to be fucking in, but l can still get on my
 knees." And he's just like "nah, no thank you.
 And I was really confused but I just said okay. We
 dried off and laved in bed and kissed and l asked
 him if there was anything else he wanted to do,
 and he's like "no, just kissing you and holding you
 is amazing." He was really sweet, but l kinda felt
 ike a hoe. hat was the rest of our night until he
 had to get on the bus. I talked to him later via
 snapchat after he left. I asked him if he enjoyed
 our time together and asked ITI Wwas too forward
 He asked me "have you heard of no nut
 November" and so l'm fucking dead, you guys
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 Share
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Tumblr, Blog, and Break: Are we the baddies? fakehistory:U.S. Border Patrol guard taking a break from their job of separating kids from their families (2018)
Tumblr, Blog, and Break: Are we the baddies?
fakehistory:U.S. Border Patrol guard taking a break from their job of separating kids from their families (2018)

fakehistory:U.S. Border Patrol guard taking a break from their job of separating kids from their families (2018)

Alive, Ass, and Lazy: What is the laziest thing you've ever done? I was once on a US military ship, having breakfast in the wardroom (officers lounge) when the Operations Officer (OPS) walks in. This guy was the definition of NOT a morning person; he's still half asleep, bleary eyed... basically a zombie with a bagel. He sits down across from me to eat his bagel and is just barely conscious. My back is to the outboard side of the ship and the morning sun is blazing in one of the portholes puttinga big bright-ass circle of light right on his barely conscious face. He's squinting and chewing and basically just remembering how to be alive for today. It's painful to watch. But then zombie-OPS stops chewing, slowly picks up the phone, and dials the bridge. In his well-known I'm-still-totally-asleep voice, he says "heeeey. It's OPS. Could you... shift our barpat... yeah, one six five. Thanks." And puts the phone down. And then he just sits there. Squinting. Waiting. And then, ever so slowly, I realize that that big blazing spot of sun has begun to slide off the zombie's face and onto the wall behind him. After a moment it clears his face and he blinks slowly a few times and the brilliant beauty of what I've just witnessed begins to overwhelm me. By ordering the bridge to adjust the ship's back-and-forth patrol by about 15 degrees, he's changed our course just enough to reposition the sun off of his face. He's literally just redirected thousands of tons of steel and hundreds of people so that he could get the sun out of his eyes while he eats his bagel. I am in awe. He slowly picks up his bagel and for a moment I'm terrified at the thought that his own genius may escape him, that he may never appreciate the epic brilliance of his laziness (since he's not going to wake up for another hour). But between his next bites he pauses, looks at me, and gives me the faintest, sly grin, before returning to gnaw slowly on his zombie bagel. And I thought I was lazy
Alive, Ass, and Lazy: What is the laziest thing you've
 ever done?
 I was once on a US military ship, having breakfast in the
 wardroom (officers lounge) when the Operations Officer (OPS)
 walks in. This guy was the definition of NOT a morning person;
 he's still half asleep, bleary eyed... basically a zombie with a
 bagel. He sits down across from me to eat his bagel and is just
 barely conscious. My back is to the outboard side of the ship
 and the morning sun is blazing in one of the portholes puttinga
 big bright-ass circle of light right on his barely conscious face.
 He's squinting and chewing and basically just remembering how
 to be alive for today. It's painful to watch.
 But then zombie-OPS stops chewing, slowly picks up the
 phone, and dials the bridge. In his well-known
 I'm-still-totally-asleep voice, he says "heeeey. It's OPS. Could
 you... shift our barpat... yeah, one six five. Thanks." And puts
 the phone down. And then he just sits there. Squinting. Waiting.
 And then, ever so slowly, I realize that that big blazing spot of
 sun has begun to slide off the zombie's face and onto the wall
 behind him. After a moment it clears his face and he blinks
 slowly a few times and the brilliant beauty of what I've just
 witnessed begins to overwhelm me. By ordering the bridge to
 adjust the ship's back-and-forth patrol by about 15 degrees,
 he's changed our course just enough to reposition the sun off of
 his face. He's literally just redirected thousands of tons of steel
 and hundreds of people so that he could get the sun out of his
 eyes while he eats his bagel. I am in awe.
 He slowly picks up his bagel and for a moment I'm terrified at
 the thought that his own genius may escape him, that he may
 never appreciate the epic brilliance of his laziness (since he's
 not going to wake up for another hour). But between his next
 bites he pauses, looks at me, and gives me the faintest, sly grin,
 before returning to gnaw slowly on his zombie bagel.
And I thought I was lazy

And I thought I was lazy

Alien, Border Patrol, and Illegal: Illegal Alien being detained and interrogated by the US Border Patrol, (1989).
Alien, Border Patrol, and Illegal: Illegal Alien being detained and interrogated by the US Border Patrol, (1989).

Illegal Alien being detained and interrogated by the US Border Patrol, (1989).

America, Children, and Fucking: Michael O'Grady @mog7546 THE NEW #HOLOCAUST #Trump has just begun forcing detained immigrants to wear YELLOW INSIGNIA separating migrant children from their parents and placing them in military warehouses while their parents are locked away in ICE's concentration camps Trump has just begun forcing detained immigrants to wear yellow insignias washingtonpress.com 5/25/18, 11:57 AM 1,234 Retweets 855 Likes Newsweek @Newsweek Migrant children beaten, kicked and threatened with sexual abuse by Border Patrol, ACLU alleges bit.ly/2IMRsfn 5/25/18, 9:00 AM 5,020 Retweets 3,597 Likes drink-full-n-descend: eaudrey35: sprmint-bkgsoda: History repeating. Washington Press Where are the pro-lifers? Newsweek We all know the pro life movement is full of shit. They only care abt controlling wm. They don’t care abt the children. Because if u were a real prolife advocate u would b completely disgusted Holy fucking shit, this is actually happening.  I was watching X-Men the other day, and y'know the opening scene? Where Erik is physically torn away from his mother as theyre put in the concentration camp? I was watching it, and how his mother screamed for him, and I kinda went oh, turned to my friend, and said so this is what its like in America and she knew exactly what I was talking about.History is repeating itself, and, for some reason, no ones doing a fucking thing.
America, Children, and Fucking: Michael O'Grady
 @mog7546
 THE NEW #HOLOCAUST
 #Trump has just begun forcing detained
 immigrants to wear YELLOW INSIGNIA
 separating migrant children from their
 parents and placing them in military
 warehouses while their parents are
 locked away in ICE's concentration
 camps

 Trump has just begun forcing detained
 immigrants to wear yellow insignias
 washingtonpress.com
 5/25/18, 11:57 AM
 1,234 Retweets 855 Likes

 Newsweek
 @Newsweek
 Migrant children beaten, kicked and
 threatened with sexual abuse by Border
 Patrol, ACLU alleges bit.ly/2IMRsfn
 5/25/18, 9:00 AM
 5,020 Retweets 3,597 Likes
drink-full-n-descend:
eaudrey35:

sprmint-bkgsoda:

History repeating. Washington Press
Where are the pro-lifers? Newsweek


We all know the pro life movement is full of shit. They only care abt controlling wm. They don’t care abt the children. Because if u were a real prolife advocate u would b completely disgusted

Holy fucking shit, this is actually happening. 


I was watching X-Men the other day, and y'know the opening scene? Where Erik is physically torn away from his mother as theyre put in the concentration camp? I was watching it, and how his mother screamed for him, and I kinda went oh, turned to my friend, and said so this is what its like in America and she knew exactly what I was talking about.History is repeating itself, and, for some reason, no ones doing a fucking thing.

drink-full-n-descend: eaudrey35: sprmint-bkgsoda: History repeating. Washington Press Where are the pro-lifers? Newsweek We all know the...

Break, Kids, and Job: Are we the baddies? U.S. Border Patrol guard taking a break from their job of separating kids from their families (2018)
Break, Kids, and Job: Are we the baddies?
U.S. Border Patrol guard taking a break from their job of separating kids from their families (2018)

U.S. Border Patrol guard taking a break from their job of separating kids from their families (2018)

France, French, and Resistance: French Resistance fighter emerges from hiding after narrowly evading a German patrol (Northern France, 1944)
France, French, and Resistance: French Resistance fighter emerges from hiding after narrowly evading a German patrol (Northern France, 1944)

French Resistance fighter emerges from hiding after narrowly evading a German patrol (Northern France, 1944)

Europe, Border Patrol, and Agent: US border patrol agent destroying captured illegal contraband smuggled from Europe (2018)
Europe, Border Patrol, and Agent: US border patrol agent destroying captured illegal contraband smuggled from Europe (2018)

US border patrol agent destroying captured illegal contraband smuggled from Europe (2018)

Europe, Border Patrol, and Agent: US border patrol agent destroying captured illegal contraband smuggled from Europe (2018)
Europe, Border Patrol, and Agent: US border patrol agent destroying captured illegal contraband smuggled from Europe (2018)

US border patrol agent destroying captured illegal contraband smuggled from Europe (2018)

Women, Border Patrol, and Agent: Border patrol agent detains immigrant women crossing the border (2018, colorized)
Women, Border Patrol, and Agent: Border patrol agent detains immigrant women crossing the border (2018, colorized)

Border patrol agent detains immigrant women crossing the border (2018, colorized)

Cute, Tumblr, and Blog: notyourfuckingalatea: awwww-cute: Ski patrol doggos reporting for duty (Source: http://ift.tt/2o6segB) “Duty.” “Nobility.” “Service.” “HI I’M A LABRADOR.”
Cute, Tumblr, and Blog: notyourfuckingalatea:
awwww-cute:
Ski patrol doggos reporting for duty (Source: http://ift.tt/2o6segB)
“Duty.”
“Nobility.”
“Service.”
“HI I’M A LABRADOR.”

notyourfuckingalatea: awwww-cute: Ski patrol doggos reporting for duty (Source: http://ift.tt/2o6segB) “Duty.” “Nobility.” “Service.” “HI I’...

France, World, and French: French Battleship Dunkerque on patrol off the coast of France shortly before the outbreak of World War 2 (1939)
France, World, and French: French Battleship Dunkerque on patrol off the coast of France shortly before the outbreak of World War 2 (1939)

French Battleship Dunkerque on patrol off the coast of France shortly before the outbreak of World War 2 (1939)

Af, Beyonce, and College: MENU Smart people listen to Radiohead and dumb people listen to Beyoncé, according to study BY ALEX YOUNG ON OCTOBER 22, 2014, 3:30PM 0876 0916 0956 0996 1036 1076 1116 1156 1196 1236 276 Lif Wayne Classic Rock Cbldplay Sufjan Stevens Rock Third Eye Blind Snow Patrol Soca Counting Bob Dylan Crows Hip Hop Gospel The Eagles Beyonce Blink 182 U2 Ludacris Jimi The Beatles T. Reggae (Kanye West) Hendrix Radiohead Reggaeton Techno Red Hot Chili Peppers The Used Country。 Outkast Guster Ben Folds Jazz Kelly Clarksorn Rage Against The Machine Beck R& B Tool Phish Oldies 。(Shins The The Grateful Dead Jay-Z Af FACEBOOK TWITTER t TUMBLR REDDIT How does a person's intelligence relate to the type of music they listern to? For the last several years, a software application writer by the name of Virgil Griffith has charted musical tastes based on the average SAT scores of various college institutions. For example, students attending the California Institute of Technology have an average SAT score of 1520. By looking at Facebook to determine the most popular (or "liked") band of students at Cal Tech, Griffith was able to conclude that Radiohead really truly is music for smart people. A highly scientific study, I know simoncowellilluminati: orestian: tomfordvelvetorchid: antiandrogen: mentholrubs: 997: which rick and morty fan did this if sufjan stevens is the apex is smart ppl music I’ll go with being dumb Yhdgajfgsnkgaosgfjaogjkadslfgafd THE IRONY OF SOMEONE THINKING THEY WERE BEING SCIENTIFIC IN DOING THIS This feels racist i … i think he’s the geekass white neuroscientist who wrote the wikiedits thing ??? edit: yup same guy who fucking dumbasses are out here listening to ben folds and counting crows
Af, Beyonce, and College: MENU
 Smart people listen to Radiohead and dumb
 people listen to Beyoncé, according to study
 BY ALEX YOUNG ON OCTOBER 22, 2014, 3:30PM
 0876 0916 0956 0996 1036 1076 1116 1156 1196 1236 276
 Lif Wayne
 Classic Rock
 Cbldplay
 Sufjan Stevens
 Rock
 Third Eye Blind
 Snow
 Patrol
 Soca
 Counting
 Bob
 Dylan
 Crows
 Hip Hop
 Gospel
 The Eagles
 Beyonce
 Blink 182
 U2
 Ludacris
 Jimi
 The Beatles
 T.
 Reggae (Kanye West) Hendrix
 Radiohead
 Reggaeton
 Techno
 Red Hot Chili Peppers
 The Used Country。 Outkast
 Guster
 Ben
 Folds
 Jazz
 Kelly
 Clarksorn
 Rage Against
 The Machine
 Beck
 R& B
 Tool
 Phish
 Oldies
 。(Shins
 The
 The Grateful
 Dead
 Jay-Z
 Af
 FACEBOOK TWITTER t TUMBLR
 REDDIT
 How does a person's intelligence relate to the type of music they listern
 to? For the last several years, a software application writer by the name
 of Virgil Griffith has charted musical tastes based on the average SAT
 scores of various college institutions. For example, students attending
 the California Institute of Technology have an average SAT score of
 1520. By looking at Facebook to determine the most popular (or
 "liked") band of students at Cal Tech, Griffith was able to conclude that
 Radiohead really truly is music for smart people. A highly scientific study,
 I know
simoncowellilluminati:

orestian:
tomfordvelvetorchid:

antiandrogen:


mentholrubs:

997:
which rick and morty fan did this
if sufjan stevens is the apex is smart ppl music I’ll go with being dumb

Yhdgajfgsnkgaosgfjaogjkadslfgafd THE IRONY OF SOMEONE THINKING THEY WERE BEING SCIENTIFIC IN DOING THIS


This feels racist 

i … i think he’s the geekass white neuroscientist who wrote the wikiedits thing ???

edit: yup same guy

who fucking dumbasses are out here listening to ben folds and counting crows

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Anaconda, Ass, and Creepy: Ladies,İf you don't want toget rapedbya cop then follow the law in the first pace so you dont get pulled over." OK Patrol Captain George Brow plunderpuss: tallulah99: datiek: popping-smoke: mbisthegame: oparnoshoshoi: anarchyandacupofcoffee: OK Highway Patrol Captain George Brown says the best “tip” for women to not get raped by a cop is to “follow the law in the first place so you don’t get pulled over.”http://youtu.be/BO8g8akPWcY (Last third of the video). Three serial rapists in 3 weeks arrested in Oklahoma, all cops. Follow for Anarchy | Follow for Feminism Pro tip: if you’re signaled to pull over (whether you’re male or female) and you’re in a place that has no witnesses, turn your hazard lights on to acknowledge the officer’s siren, and drive to the nearest gas station or populated area. This is accepted protocol by every agency. You are not obligated pull over until you can do so safely. This includes personal safety. Understand your rights, brothers and sisters. There are disgusting examples of authority in this world. HAZARD LIGHTS ARE NOT AN ACCEPTABLE ACKNOWLEDGEMENT. IT IS NOT ACCEPTED PROTOCOL BY EVERY AGENCY. DO NOT JUST CONTINUE DRIVING WITH YOUR HAZARD LIGHTS IN CASE THE COP MIGHT THINK IT’S A LOW-SPEED CHASE. I know that sounds dumb, but hear me out. My mother is a dispatcher for the local police station. I asked her about how to pull over for a cop and even brought up the use of hazard lights, and she told me that it is not always accepted. This is what she told me you can do in order to feel safe when pulling over: Call the police. No, really. Call and tell the dispatcher where you are and that there is a cop behind you demanding you pull over. The dispatcher can and will stay on the line with you while they look up the area you’re in to see if it’s one of their station’s cops. Then, once the cop comes to your window, you can crack it open (it only has to be an inch!) while still on the phone with the dispatcher. This is definitely, 100% accepted protocol. The dispatcher will verify that it is their own, real cop, and they will gladly stay on the line with you throughout your interaction with the officer. And God forbid this ever happens to any of you, but if something were to happen to you during this time, you’ve already contacted 911 and given your location to the dispatcher. Please keep this in mind if you are ever requested to pull over and do not feel safe. The dispatcher will understand. Do not, however, continue to drive, because there might be the off-chance an officer will think you’re flat-out refusing to pull over (a well-lit, populated area might be a ways away). Stay safe. Signal boost. Because I personally know some creepy ass mother fuckers who became cops because they’re demented psychopaths and they get off on having control over people. In light of current bullshit, this might be a good idea for a LOT of people, not just women. Marginalized minorities of all stripes, take note. I hate taking up an emergency dispatcher’s resources, but i also hate seeing yet another fucked up news story about police harming citizens.
Anaconda, Ass, and Creepy: Ladies,İf you don't want toget rapedbya cop
 then follow the law in the first pace so you dont
 get pulled over." OK Patrol Captain George Brow
plunderpuss:

tallulah99:

datiek:

popping-smoke:

mbisthegame:

oparnoshoshoi:

anarchyandacupofcoffee:

OK Highway Patrol Captain George Brown says the best “tip” for women to not get raped by a cop is to “follow the law in the first place so you don’t get pulled over.”http://youtu.be/BO8g8akPWcY (Last third of the video).
Three serial rapists in 3 weeks arrested in Oklahoma, all cops.
Follow for Anarchy | Follow for Feminism



Pro tip: if you’re signaled to pull over (whether you’re male or female) and you’re in a place that has no witnesses, turn your hazard lights on to acknowledge the officer’s siren, and drive to the nearest gas station or populated area. This is accepted protocol by every agency. You are not obligated pull over until you can do so safely. This includes personal safety. Understand your rights, brothers and sisters. There are disgusting examples of authority in this world.

HAZARD LIGHTS ARE NOT AN ACCEPTABLE ACKNOWLEDGEMENT. IT IS NOT ACCEPTED PROTOCOL BY EVERY AGENCY. DO NOT JUST CONTINUE DRIVING WITH YOUR HAZARD LIGHTS IN CASE THE COP MIGHT THINK IT’S A LOW-SPEED CHASE.
I know that sounds dumb, but hear me out. My mother is a dispatcher for the local police station. I asked her about how to pull over for a cop and even brought up the use of hazard lights, and she told me that it is not always accepted. This is what she told me you can do in order to feel safe when pulling over:
Call the police. No, really. Call and tell the dispatcher where you are and that there is a cop behind you demanding you pull over. The dispatcher can and will stay on the line with you while they look up the area you’re in to see if it’s one of their station’s cops. Then, once the cop comes to your window, you can crack it open (it only has to be an inch!) while still on the phone with the dispatcher. This is definitely, 100% accepted protocol.
The dispatcher will verify that it is their own, real cop, and they will gladly stay on the line with you throughout your interaction with the officer. And God forbid this ever happens to any of you, but if something were to happen to you during this time, you’ve already contacted 911 and given your location to the dispatcher.
Please keep this in mind if you are ever requested to pull over and do not feel safe. The dispatcher will understand. Do not, however, continue to drive, because there might be the off-chance an officer will think you’re flat-out refusing to pull over (a well-lit, populated area might be a ways away).
Stay safe.

Signal boost.
Because I personally know some creepy ass mother fuckers who became cops because they’re demented psychopaths and they get off on having control over people.

In light of current bullshit, this might be a good idea for a LOT of people, not just women. Marginalized minorities of all stripes, take note. I hate taking up an emergency dispatcher’s resources, but i also hate seeing yet another fucked up news story about police harming citizens.

plunderpuss: tallulah99: datiek: popping-smoke: mbisthegame: oparnoshoshoi: anarchyandacupofcoffee: OK Highway Patrol Captain George ...

America, Drake, and Family: Thomas Drake @Thomas_Drake1 Follow Warning to America: Notice how agencies simply following&implementing patently unlawful & unconstitutional Trump exec order wlout question RETWEETS LIKES 11,552 12,493 12:29 PM-28 Jan 2017 Ben Norton @BenjaminNorton Following Customs agents are siding with Trump, willfully gnoring a federal judge's ruling that halts #MuslimBan deportations Customs agents ignore judge, enforce Trump's travel ban: ACLU The ACLU is getting "multiple reports" that federal customs agents are siding with President Trump - and willfully ignoring a Brooklyn federal judge's demand that tra... nypost.com RETWEETS LIKES 621 298 10:18 AM- 29 Jan 2017 Ben Norton @BenjaminNorton Following We're in a very dangerous time when federal agents ignore the judicial branch & blindly follow the racist orders of a far-right demagogue RETWEETS LIKES 10:20 AM- 29 Jan 2017 sleepandbooks: parentheticalaside: luceateis: shinelikethunder: pdxjenni: biglawbear: Lawblr side of Tumblr, here. I don’t think anybody even understands how terrifying this is. If the Executive can ignore the Judiciary, then we have a full-on Constitutional Crisis on our hands. Our country immediately falls apart. The only options for enforcement of judicial orders are 1) U.S. Marshals (which are ordered around by the Judiciary but ultimately still a part of the Executive as part of the Department of Justice), in which case we have an ACTUAL ARMED CONFLICT BETWEEN TWO BRANCHES OF GOVERNMENT, or if the Marshals refuse to comply, 2) the Governor of the state, say Virginia, sends in the National Guard of the state, which leads to AN ARMED CONFLICT BETWEEN A STATE MILITIA AND THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENTIn case you weren’t getting the picture, let me be blunt and dramatic: this is literally Civil War-level shit right here.And Trump has been in office a week.This is fucking terrifying. I spent the day at SeaTac (Seattle-Tacoma International Airport). We got very little done because CBP refused to talk to us at all. When one of the attorneys with us annoyed them so much that they finally answered their office door (she literally knocked on it for 10 minutes straight), they directed her to the press release on their website (side note: I don’t know if there even is a press release on the CBP website). They told her they don’t care how many attorneys show up, they don’t take orders from attorneys or judges. Senator Patty Murray showed up just after 4:00 CBP refused to talk to her, too. I will repeat that: Customs and Border Patrol refused to talk to a sitting United States Senator. They refused other senators at other airports, too, according to a WaPo article I read earlier. I had to return to Portland tonight because I have work tomorrow. ACLU International Refugee Assistance Project attorneys will be back at SeaTac tomorrow at 5:30 a.m. (including my law school bestie, I am so proud).  There were 13 people detained at SeaTac yesterday who were secretly transferred to a detention facility in Tacoma, so the Northwest Immigrant Rights Project is working with attorneys to straighten that right out.  Basically: Shit is going down, y’all. The women I went up with today? Both were Arabs. One was from Pakistan, the other was from Lebanon (a Christian, a Muslim and a Jew walk into an airport…). When I asked them if I was overreacting by feeling like this was a coup-in-progress, they said no. That’s precisely what this is. I thought we had a coup-proof system. I was mistaken. Keep fighting the good fight, lawyers. And if you’re in Portland, I’ll see you at Perkins-Coie tomorrow at 5:30 for the L4GG meeting. At Dulles, CBP has been stonewalling four members of the US House of Representatives, the governer and attorney general of Virginia, and Senators Cory Booker (NJ) and Mark Warner (VA)–the latter of whom chewed out the head of CBP in person. No dice. Not even with a federal court order telling CBP at Dulles, only them, and them in particular to give detainees access to lawyers. And they’re pulling an old trick from the national-security handbook that’s been used to evade the courts on issues like domestic surveillance: “Lawyers and advocates still didn’t know how many people were being held in the secondary inspection area at Dulles or what their immigration status was, which led to a catch-22: Attorneys couldn’t file for contempt of court without having proof that legal residents were being detained and not being given access to lawyers, but they couldn’t get proof without getting access.” (x) At least two VA reps have found out (via friends and family) about constituents being detained at Dulles, at which point CBP released them in order to dodge the access-to-lawyers issue. The representative for my district is on the warpath–and also on the House Oversight Committee. Here’s hoping these fuckers get slapped with contempt of court so hard their ears ring, then get hauled in front of a committee hearing to see if they want to try their chances with contempt of Congress. All of which doesn’t even get into the Monday Night Massacre clusterfuck inside the executive branch, when the acting attorney general of the United States refused to make the DoJ defend the lawfulness of the immigration order in court. And was summarily fired and replaced with someone more compliant. So here’s also hoping the Senate puts Jeff Sessions through absolute hell on his role in all this before they vote to confirm him as AG. It’s like the civics lesson from hell. Yeah, um… about the Marshalls.  This is what’s been worrying me most since Saturday night, when reports started coming out of Dulles that CBP was ignoring court orders. This is awful and terrifying and I’m living in a hellscape I can’t escape from.
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pdxjenni:

biglawbear:
Lawblr side of Tumblr, here.  I don’t think anybody even understands how terrifying this is.  If the Executive can ignore the Judiciary, then we have a full-on Constitutional Crisis on our hands.  Our country immediately falls apart.  The only options for enforcement of judicial orders are 1) U.S. Marshals (which are ordered around by the Judiciary but ultimately still a part of the Executive as part of the Department of Justice), in which case we have an ACTUAL ARMED CONFLICT BETWEEN TWO BRANCHES OF GOVERNMENT, or if the Marshals refuse to comply, 2) the Governor of the state, say Virginia, sends in the National Guard of the state, which leads to AN ARMED CONFLICT BETWEEN A STATE MILITIA AND THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENTIn case you weren’t getting the picture, let me be blunt and dramatic: this is literally Civil War-level shit right here.And Trump has been in office a week.This is fucking terrifying.
I spent the day at SeaTac (Seattle-Tacoma International Airport). We got very little done because CBP refused to talk to us at all. When one of the attorneys with us annoyed them so much that they finally answered their office door (she literally knocked on it for 10 minutes straight), they directed her to the press release on their website (side note: I don’t know if there even is a press release on the CBP website). They told her they don’t care how many attorneys show up, they don’t take orders from attorneys or judges. Senator Patty Murray showed up just after 4:00  CBP refused to talk to her, too. I will repeat that: Customs and Border Patrol refused to talk to a sitting United States Senator. They refused other senators at other airports, too, according to a WaPo article I read earlier.
I had to return to Portland tonight because I have work tomorrow. ACLU  International Refugee Assistance Project attorneys will be back at SeaTac tomorrow at 5:30 a.m. (including my law school bestie, I am so proud). 
There were 13 people detained at SeaTac yesterday who were secretly transferred to a detention facility in Tacoma, so the Northwest Immigrant Rights Project is working with attorneys to straighten that right out. 
Basically: Shit is going down, y’all. The women I went up with today? Both were Arabs. One was from Pakistan, the other was from Lebanon (a Christian, a Muslim and a Jew walk into an airport…). When I asked them if I was overreacting by feeling like this was a coup-in-progress, they said no. That’s precisely what this is.
I thought we had a coup-proof system. I was mistaken.
Keep fighting the good fight, lawyers. And if you’re in Portland, I’ll see you at Perkins-Coie tomorrow at 5:30 for the L4GG meeting.

At Dulles, CBP has been stonewalling four members of the US House of Representatives, the governer and attorney general of Virginia, and Senators Cory Booker (NJ) and Mark Warner (VA)–the latter of whom chewed out the head of CBP in person. No dice. Not even with a federal court order telling CBP at Dulles, only them, and them in particular to give detainees access to lawyers.
And they’re pulling an old trick from the national-security handbook that’s been used to evade the courts on issues like domestic surveillance: “Lawyers and advocates still didn’t know how many people were being held in the secondary inspection area at Dulles or what their immigration status was, which led to a catch-22: Attorneys couldn’t file for contempt of court without having proof that legal residents were being detained and not being given access to lawyers, but they couldn’t get proof without getting access.” (x)
At least two VA reps have found out (via friends and family) about constituents being detained at Dulles, at which point CBP released them in order to dodge the access-to-lawyers issue. The representative for my district is on the warpath–and also on the House Oversight Committee. Here’s hoping these fuckers get slapped with contempt of court so hard their ears ring, then get hauled in front of a committee hearing to see if they want to try their chances with contempt of Congress.
All of which doesn’t even get into the Monday Night Massacre clusterfuck inside the executive branch, when the acting attorney general of the United States refused to make the DoJ defend the lawfulness of the immigration order in court. And was summarily fired and replaced with someone more compliant. So here’s also hoping the Senate puts Jeff Sessions through absolute hell on his role in all this before they vote to confirm him as AG.
It’s like the civics lesson from hell.

Yeah, um… about the Marshalls. 


This is what’s been worrying me most since Saturday night, when reports started coming out of Dulles that CBP was ignoring court orders.


This is awful and terrifying and I’m living in a hellscape I can’t escape from.

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drag0n-kun:

dalekscookie:

Never Forget

This is not what Source Film-maker was meant for.

What are you talking about, this is EXACTLY what SFM is for.

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Tumblr, Blog, and Http: scifiseries: Space Patrol Commander, c. 1955.
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Space Patrol Commander, c. 1955.

scifiseries: Space Patrol Commander, c. 1955.