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The Office, Michael, and Chair: Futur After several years prototyping, Michael Scott's invention finally came to fruition. I present to you the chair pants!
The Office, Michael, and Chair: Futur
After several years prototyping, Michael Scott's invention finally came to fruition. I present to you the chair pants!

After several years prototyping, Michael Scott's invention finally came to fruition. I present to you the chair pants!

Af, Bad, and Big Sean: Sup @Dr Smash love Five episodes in, on Peaky Blinders. Five. MF. Episodes. And the first sex scene that came up had to be while I was on the COT DAMN ellip this morning (I won't say who was having sex on-screen because this show is amazing AF and I don't wanna spoil it). This time, the girl next to me, a lil blondie with the black yoga workout pants with like the horizontal hot pink racing stripe, at first seemed like she wasn't as approving. She sort of glanced and then looked away. I was like "my bad it's this show called Peaky Blinders it's not a porno lol I promise. Not that there's anything wrong with porn. You probably don't want porn. I don't watch porn either to be honest. I used to? You know what lemme stop, this hole I dug is deep enuf 😬." And she giggled and said "I don't watch that show but do you watch orange is the new black? It's pretty fucking awesome ☺️." To which I said "no! I'll watch it next 😊." And continued my workout. There's no moral to this story except to say that I'm never watching orange is the new black, it just seemed like the right thing to say πŸ˜‚. I've tried twice Bruh, I can't get into that show, but, from my experience, a first conversation with someone is not the place to express disapproval over something they like. "BIG SEAN? YOU LISTEN TO BIG SEAN? LMAO WOW HE'S TERRIBLE YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC IS BAD LOL DO YOU HAVE OTHER REDEEMING QUALITIES OR IS YOUR WHOLE SITUATION JUST, LIKE, IMBUED WITH BAD TASTE LMAO." I like to save those conversations for after we smash: "wait - you actually 'like' Big Sean - like you listen to him on purpose, not just when he's on the radio?" *pulls sheet over chest and genitalia* *gazes out the window* "I can't believe we copulated...you know I have to subtract you out of my number, right? I feel so dirty 😞". LOL but nah see Bruh after you've been intimate, you can be more honest in your teasing SavageLife πŸΈβ˜•οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Af, Bad, and Big Sean: Sup
 @Dr Smash love
Five episodes in, on Peaky Blinders. Five. MF. Episodes. And the first sex scene that came up had to be while I was on the COT DAMN ellip this morning (I won't say who was having sex on-screen because this show is amazing AF and I don't wanna spoil it). This time, the girl next to me, a lil blondie with the black yoga workout pants with like the horizontal hot pink racing stripe, at first seemed like she wasn't as approving. She sort of glanced and then looked away. I was like "my bad it's this show called Peaky Blinders it's not a porno lol I promise. Not that there's anything wrong with porn. You probably don't want porn. I don't watch porn either to be honest. I used to? You know what lemme stop, this hole I dug is deep enuf 😬." And she giggled and said "I don't watch that show but do you watch orange is the new black? It's pretty fucking awesome ☺️." To which I said "no! I'll watch it next 😊." And continued my workout. There's no moral to this story except to say that I'm never watching orange is the new black, it just seemed like the right thing to say πŸ˜‚. I've tried twice Bruh, I can't get into that show, but, from my experience, a first conversation with someone is not the place to express disapproval over something they like. "BIG SEAN? YOU LISTEN TO BIG SEAN? LMAO WOW HE'S TERRIBLE YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC IS BAD LOL DO YOU HAVE OTHER REDEEMING QUALITIES OR IS YOUR WHOLE SITUATION JUST, LIKE, IMBUED WITH BAD TASTE LMAO." I like to save those conversations for after we smash: "wait - you actually 'like' Big Sean - like you listen to him on purpose, not just when he's on the radio?" *pulls sheet over chest and genitalia* *gazes out the window* "I can't believe we copulated...you know I have to subtract you out of my number, right? I feel so dirty 😞". LOL but nah see Bruh after you've been intimate, you can be more honest in your teasing SavageLife πŸΈβ˜•οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Five episodes in, on Peaky Blinders. Five. MF. Episodes. And the first sex scene that came up had to be while I was on the COT DAMN ellip th...

Af, Ass, and Beautiful: OMG LOOKIT HIS LITTLE EAR STICKING UP. I CANT. @DrSmashlove Say Bruh shout to you thick girls walking down the street coming back from the gym, I see y'all. Brow damp with sweat. Yoga pants stuck to them panties stuck to your booty from dumping buckets of sweat. Lil sweat spots on the booty and Punani area. Glasses sliding down your nose because of the sweat. Shirt soaked like you dipped it straight into a bucket of water and immediately put it on, sopping wet. Stankin like a motherfvcker (in the most heavenly way possible 😍). Walking slow because your legs feel like Jell-O. I see y'all. And u debating. Is this worth it? When am I gonna get skinny? How many of these workouts do I need to do before I look like them women in the Instagram bikini ads? Why hasn't it happened yet? Why I still got these big ass thighs and hips with the lil dimples under the booty cheeks? Ladies. I'm here to assure you that your work has already paid off. As far as I'm concerned, your goal has already been achieved. This is a marathon, not a race. You're not going to be skinny tomorrow. You may never be skinny. And what's even more, thank God for that! God created us in different shapes and not as clones. You are hitting the gym, so you are already healthier. Your heart is already stronger. Your lungs are already more efficient. You can exert yourself more than you ever could or year ago. You feel me? You won, baby girl. You did it. Everything from here on out is just gravy. And by the way, don't be so goddamn anxious to get skinny! It's men out here who actually like you exactly as you are and are gonna be sad AF when the thunder thighs go away! I want you to be the best you that you can be but never lose sight of the fact that you were never not beautiful. You get me? Bless the fuck up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Af, Ass, and Beautiful: OMG LOOKIT HIS LITTLE EAR STICKING
 UP. I CANT.
 @DrSmashlove
Say Bruh shout to you thick girls walking down the street coming back from the gym, I see y'all. Brow damp with sweat. Yoga pants stuck to them panties stuck to your booty from dumping buckets of sweat. Lil sweat spots on the booty and Punani area. Glasses sliding down your nose because of the sweat. Shirt soaked like you dipped it straight into a bucket of water and immediately put it on, sopping wet. Stankin like a motherfvcker (in the most heavenly way possible 😍). Walking slow because your legs feel like Jell-O. I see y'all. And u debating. Is this worth it? When am I gonna get skinny? How many of these workouts do I need to do before I look like them women in the Instagram bikini ads? Why hasn't it happened yet? Why I still got these big ass thighs and hips with the lil dimples under the booty cheeks? Ladies. I'm here to assure you that your work has already paid off. As far as I'm concerned, your goal has already been achieved. This is a marathon, not a race. You're not going to be skinny tomorrow. You may never be skinny. And what's even more, thank God for that! God created us in different shapes and not as clones. You are hitting the gym, so you are already healthier. Your heart is already stronger. Your lungs are already more efficient. You can exert yourself more than you ever could or year ago. You feel me? You won, baby girl. You did it. Everything from here on out is just gravy. And by the way, don't be so goddamn anxious to get skinny! It's men out here who actually like you exactly as you are and are gonna be sad AF when the thunder thighs go away! I want you to be the best you that you can be but never lose sight of the fact that you were never not beautiful. You get me? Bless the fuck up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Say Bruh shout to you thick girls walking down the street coming back from the gym, I see y'all. Brow damp with sweat. Yoga pants stuck to t...

Bless Up, Bruh, and Chill: Oh hi there, tiny dappled dachshund Shout to u pregnant ladies at the gym Bruh I am fucking astonished. I'm not talking baby bump neither Bruh I'm saying this 5'10" Mountains-of-Germany looking blond on the treadmill next to me about ready to fucking deliver and she killing it. Wavy hair all up in a bun with like the sexy string headband situation. Lulu tank top in her normal size, Lulu yoga pants with the generously-forgiving pregnancy waistband, and the baby just poking out of that tummy like: "HALLO MY NAME IST SVEN I AM WUHRKIN OUT VITH MY MAMA SHE IST SEXY, NEIN? SHTOP LOOKING AT HUR YOU PUHRVUHRT LOL JUST KIDDING LET'S AGREE SHE IST SEXY UND I'M ZEE LUCKY ONE I GET TO SUCKLE ON HER MAMMARIES IN T-MINUS THREE WEEKS AUF WIEDERSEHEN ZAT MEANS TOODLES, DUMMKOPF! ☺️" You feel me Bruh? Out here getting it. Bouncing around in that swimming pool. Strolling on that treadmill. I see y'all. Tryina be the best you that you can be and stave off gestational sugar diabetes. Go head witchall fine asses. I meet a lot of men like "smash you look like you exercise but where do you find the time!" Ok Ted. U belong to four fantasy sports leagues and watch 2.5 hours of ESPN per day and 'ain't got time', Chill 🀚. It's pregnant women out here getting it while they ready to have they water break and u ain't got 45 min to spare to get your body and your mind right. In 2017 take inspiration wherever you can find it. Today I'm inspired by Heidi over here doin it big like she ain't got a second human strapped to her stomach. Ya get me! More life more health more fitness in 2017 we all just tryina live happy healthy lives and be our best. Now stop making excuses and make progress! Bless up! πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Bless Up, Bruh, and Chill: Oh hi there, tiny dappled dachshund
Shout to u pregnant ladies at the gym Bruh I am fucking astonished. I'm not talking baby bump neither Bruh I'm saying this 5'10" Mountains-of-Germany looking blond on the treadmill next to me about ready to fucking deliver and she killing it. Wavy hair all up in a bun with like the sexy string headband situation. Lulu tank top in her normal size, Lulu yoga pants with the generously-forgiving pregnancy waistband, and the baby just poking out of that tummy like: "HALLO MY NAME IST SVEN I AM WUHRKIN OUT VITH MY MAMA SHE IST SEXY, NEIN? SHTOP LOOKING AT HUR YOU PUHRVUHRT LOL JUST KIDDING LET'S AGREE SHE IST SEXY UND I'M ZEE LUCKY ONE I GET TO SUCKLE ON HER MAMMARIES IN T-MINUS THREE WEEKS AUF WIEDERSEHEN ZAT MEANS TOODLES, DUMMKOPF! ☺️" You feel me Bruh? Out here getting it. Bouncing around in that swimming pool. Strolling on that treadmill. I see y'all. Tryina be the best you that you can be and stave off gestational sugar diabetes. Go head witchall fine asses. I meet a lot of men like "smash you look like you exercise but where do you find the time!" Ok Ted. U belong to four fantasy sports leagues and watch 2.5 hours of ESPN per day and 'ain't got time', Chill 🀚. It's pregnant women out here getting it while they ready to have they water break and u ain't got 45 min to spare to get your body and your mind right. In 2017 take inspiration wherever you can find it. Today I'm inspired by Heidi over here doin it big like she ain't got a second human strapped to her stomach. Ya get me! More life more health more fitness in 2017 we all just tryina live happy healthy lives and be our best. Now stop making excuses and make progress! Bless up! πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Shout to u pregnant ladies at the gym Bruh I am fucking astonished. I'm not talking baby bump neither Bruh I'm saying this 5'10" Mountains-o...

Memes, Worldstar, and Wshh: HIP HOP. C O M Fought so hard, pants fell off πŸ˜³πŸ‘– WSHH @worldstar (via @otfcartel)
Memes, Worldstar, and Wshh: HIP HOP. C O M
Fought so hard, pants fell off πŸ˜³πŸ‘– WSHH @worldstar (via @otfcartel)

Fought so hard, pants fell off πŸ˜³πŸ‘– WSHH @worldstar (via @otfcartel)