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Android, Bad, and Chill: When you tell your boyfriend a joke and the girl under his bed starts laughing too Never forget your girls favorite color. I can’t explain why dudes cheat but answer this, if you got money in your wallet and you find another dollar, are you not going to pick it up? Long story short my girl was out of town at her friends graduation. She left me a spear key to come feed her dog through out the week. I did the opposite, I treated him like Gary the snail. I had my side girl over bout to get busy. You know that deep gut feeling that tells you “ight chill out” but you ignore it? That be God mercy tryna save you. I’m catching some bomb neck, I’m talking about My meat going through a 5 star car wash when I hear a engine pull up out front. I look out the window and see my girl hop out a Uber. My side girl hid under the bed. I can tell She done this before. I slid under the sheets and fake sleep. My girl comes in talking about she changed her flight to come home sooner. Android users text take 3 business days. Babe starts asking me what’s her favorite color. I confidently blurted our magenta. Here comes her dog with a red thong in his mouth. Damn dogs can’t stick together? The FBI agent in her came out and starts interrogating me. Under her sheets I’m getting my dick rode by bed bugs during the interrogation process. Im tryna figure how to get this girl out this crib before I’m toast. My girl mid way through her sentence when you hear a sneeze under her bed. Within seconds my girl downloaded a heart beat sensor. I swear Android users got it good. This is now modern warfare. I watch my girl play search&destroy with my side chick. Side chicks heartless so she couldn’t detect her. Me being the real nigga I am had to flip the whole situation on her. “I don’t like how you assume me as a black man cheat, if you don’t trust me Idk about this” Tears in my eyes because it smelled like fish cakes and my eyes couldn’t take it. My girl felt bad and hit me with the double hand twist Gawk combo. My girl said she was coming back Sunday and came back Friday. She lied to me. I can’t date liars fam. I broke up with her. I’m single and my side girl still live under my ex bed. She text me from time to time for help. Shoulda had a escape rope.
Android, Bad, and Chill: When you tell your boyfriend a joke
 and the girl under his bed starts
 laughing too
Never forget your girls favorite color. I can’t explain why dudes cheat but answer this, if you got money in your wallet and you find another dollar, are you not going to pick it up? Long story short my girl was out of town at her friends graduation. She left me a spear key to come feed her dog through out the week. I did the opposite, I treated him like Gary the snail. I had my side girl over bout to get busy. You know that deep gut feeling that tells you “ight chill out” but you ignore it? That be God mercy tryna save you. I’m catching some bomb neck, I’m talking about My meat going through a 5 star car wash when I hear a engine pull up out front. I look out the window and see my girl hop out a Uber. My side girl hid under the bed. I can tell She done this before. I slid under the sheets and fake sleep. My girl comes in talking about she changed her flight to come home sooner. Android users text take 3 business days. Babe starts asking me what’s her favorite color. I confidently blurted our magenta. Here comes her dog with a red thong in his mouth. Damn dogs can’t stick together? The FBI agent in her came out and starts interrogating me. Under her sheets I’m getting my dick rode by bed bugs during the interrogation process. Im tryna figure how to get this girl out this crib before I’m toast. My girl mid way through her sentence when you hear a sneeze under her bed. Within seconds my girl downloaded a heart beat sensor. I swear Android users got it good. This is now modern warfare. I watch my girl play search&destroy with my side chick. Side chicks heartless so she couldn’t detect her. Me being the real nigga I am had to flip the whole situation on her. “I don’t like how you assume me as a black man cheat, if you don’t trust me Idk about this” Tears in my eyes because it smelled like fish cakes and my eyes couldn’t take it. My girl felt bad and hit me with the double hand twist Gawk combo. My girl said she was coming back Sunday and came back Friday. She lied to me. I can’t date liars fam. I broke up with her. I’m single and my side girl still live under my ex bed. She text me from time to time for help. Shoulda had a escape rope.

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Anaconda, Crime, and Future: LAD BIBLE UCA PO Box 28 Customer Contact Centre GL52 3ZA Re: Application to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry Dear applicant Thank you for your application to the above University. After careful consideration, we're sorry to inform you that you have not been successtul. The reason being that Hogwarts School of wiechcraft and Wizardry is fctional, and a igment of J. K Rowling's imagination. We really did appreciate your letter, specifically the part regarding your "impressive wand skills" and the fact that you had been "shouting Wingardium Leviosa at pigeons in your local city centre. However it is probably important to note that the only reason they began to levitate was because they a) have wings and b) were temified The aurors here at UCAS were also shocked to hear that you had abandoned your A Level revision in order to watch the movies 100 times over. We would advise that in future you should check whether or not the university you're applying for is actually real before giving up on your A Levels completely Also, as much as we appreciate the forward-thinking of "collecting hundreds of frogs from the local pond" so that you can use them for spell practice-we would advise taking them back to their home. Other people may see this as a Sinus crime You're dlearly a very creative person (probably a Huffleput), so it may be worth applying for a drama-related course, or possible script writing. through Clearing There's always spaces, so we're sure you can Stytherin We wish you the best of luck. Got rejected from Hogwarts George Brown Don't worry if you're results weren't great, this lad just got rejected from Hogwarts 😂😂
Anaconda, Crime, and Future: LAD
 BIBLE
 UCA
 PO Box 28
 Customer Contact Centre
 GL52 3ZA
 Re: Application to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
 Dear applicant
 Thank you for your application to the above University. After careful consideration,
 we're sorry to inform you that you have not been successtul. The reason being that
 Hogwarts School of wiechcraft and Wizardry is fctional, and a igment of J. K
 Rowling's imagination.
 We really did appreciate your letter, specifically the part regarding your "impressive
 wand skills" and the fact that you had been "shouting Wingardium Leviosa at
 pigeons in your local city centre. However it is probably important to note that the
 only reason they began to levitate was because they a) have wings and b) were
 temified
 The aurors here at UCAS were also shocked to hear that you had abandoned your A
 Level revision in order to watch the movies 100 times over. We would advise that in
 future you should check whether or not the university you're applying for is actually
 real before giving up on your A Levels completely
 Also, as much as we appreciate the forward-thinking of "collecting hundreds of frogs
 from the local pond" so that you can use them for spell practice-we would advise
 taking them back to their home. Other people may see this as a Sinus crime
 You're dlearly a very creative person (probably a Huffleput), so it may be worth
 applying for a drama-related course, or possible script writing. through Clearing
 There's always spaces, so we're sure you can Stytherin
 We wish you the best of luck.
 Got rejected from Hogwarts
 George Brown
Don't worry if you're results weren't great, this lad just got rejected from Hogwarts 😂😂

Don't worry if you're results weren't great, this lad just got rejected from Hogwarts 😂😂

Animals, Beautiful, and Family: @caro_bearo yesterday i convinced a boy that i am a beet farmer by using quotes from the office Noto Nate Note lot gosh I love it* You really like beets? Yeah it's realy fun! First rule in roadside beet salos, put the most attractive beets on top, The ones that make you pull the car over and go, 'Wow, I need this beet right now.Those are the money boets. lovet yop That's cool 3201,123 Interesting You know what they say, those who can't farm, farm celery My grandfather left mo a 60-acre Working beet farm. Trun it with my cousin Moso. We sell beets to the local stores and restaurants I don't farm but love nature. My family built a cabin 50 years agc no electricity. It's beautiful we own about 75 acres tlove it 132011 12 Pu That's cool 13, 2012, That's really cool 60 acre that's a lot gosh Igrow up on a farm.1 have seen animals having sexin every position imaginable. Goat on chicken Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching You know what they say, those who cant farm, farm celery a2217 11 33AM Yeah it's realy fünl First rule in roadside beet sales, put the most attractive beets on top. The ones that make you pull the car over and go, Wow Ineed this beet right now.Those aro the money I don't farm but I love nature. My family built a cabin 50 years ago no electricity. It's beautiful we own about 75 acres Thats awesome Type a Message. Type a Message О Type altessage.." omfg 😂😂 me on tinder
Animals, Beautiful, and Family: @caro_bearo
 yesterday i convinced a boy that i am a
 beet farmer by using quotes from the
 office
 Noto
 Nate
 Note
 lot gosh
 I love it*
 You really like beets?
 Yeah it's realy fun! First rule in
 roadside beet salos, put the most
 attractive beets on top, The ones
 that make you pull the car over
 and go, 'Wow, I need this beet
 right now.Those are the money
 boets. lovet
 yop
 That's cool
 3201,123
 Interesting
 You know what they say, those
 who can't farm, farm celery
 My grandfather left mo a 60-acre
 Working beet farm. Trun it with
 my cousin Moso. We sell beets to
 the local stores and restaurants
 I don't farm but love nature. My
 family built a cabin 50 years agc
 no electricity. It's beautiful we
 own about 75 acres
 tlove it
 132011 12 Pu
 That's cool
 13, 2012,
 That's really cool 60 acre that's a
 lot gosh
 Igrow up on a farm.1 have seen
 animals having sexin every
 position imaginable. Goat on
 chicken Chicken on goat. Couple
 of chickens doing a goat, couple
 of pigs watching
 You know what they say, those
 who cant farm, farm celery
 a2217 11 33AM
 Yeah it's realy fünl First rule in
 roadside beet sales, put the most
 attractive beets on top. The ones
 that make you pull the car over
 and go, Wow Ineed this beet
 right now.Those aro the money
 I don't farm but I love nature. My
 family built a cabin 50 years ago
 no electricity. It's beautiful we
 own about 75 acres
 Thats awesome
 Type a Message.
 Type a Message
 О
 Type altessage.."
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