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Being Alone, Crazy, and Home Alone: The Trevor Moore O @itrevormoore Tmes TREDOR moORE Remember. Kevin McCallister could have phoned the police at any time. He was a child who had accidentally been left alone. One call and he would have been safe. But it was never about safety. He was hunting those men. He wanted them to die. It was fun for him. He enjoyed it. bisexualhennessy: foxyclock: orgyporgy: shittymoviedetails: Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone The movie establishes that the phone lines to the house are down, that鈥檚 also why nobody is able to call Kevin at home. The movie also establishes that all of his neighbors are out of town which is why he couldn鈥檛 borrow their phones. The movie ALSO BEGINS by introducing the main antagonist as a 鈥減olice officer鈥 which is why Kevin doesn鈥檛 trust the cops. I鈥檓 so tired of the ignorance. The slander. FINALLY we鈥檝e reached the time of year for home alone discourse #he did what he needed to do to survive. then he did a bunch of other stuff he felt like doing聽(via @hotcrossedfangs)聽 Also the police in that movie are hilariously inept. Kevin鈥榮 mom contacts them to do a wellness check on her eight-year-old son who is home alone and for them that consists of casually wandering down to the house, knocking once, and then when nobody answers instead of considering the very real possibility that a frightened young boy might not open the door right away, they just assume everything鈥榮 fine and the mom is just crazy and they fuck right off.锟硷考
Being Alone, Crazy, and Home Alone: The
 Trevor Moore O
 @itrevormoore
 Tmes
 TREDOR
 moORE
 Remember. Kevin McCallister could
 have phoned the police at any time. He
 was a child who had accidentally been
 left alone. One call and he would have
 been safe. But it was never about safety.
 He was hunting those men. He wanted
 them to die. It was fun for him. He
 enjoyed it.
bisexualhennessy:

foxyclock:

orgyporgy:

shittymoviedetails:
Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone
The movie establishes that the phone lines to the house are down, that鈥檚 also why nobody is able to call Kevin at home. The movie also establishes that all of his neighbors are out of town which is why he couldn鈥檛 borrow their phones. The movie ALSO BEGINS by introducing the main antagonist as a 鈥減olice officer鈥 which is why Kevin doesn鈥檛 trust the cops. I鈥檓 so tired of the ignorance. The slander. 


FINALLY we鈥檝e reached the time of year for home alone discourse

#he did what he needed to do to survive. then he did a bunch of other stuff he felt like doing聽(via @hotcrossedfangs)聽

Also the police in that movie are hilariously inept. Kevin鈥榮 mom contacts them to do a wellness check on her eight-year-old son who is home alone and for them that consists of casually wandering down to the house, knocking once, and then when nobody answers instead of considering the very real possibility that a frightened young boy might not open the door right away, they just assume everything鈥榮 fine and the mom is just crazy and they fuck right off.锟硷考

bisexualhennessy: foxyclock: orgyporgy: shittymoviedetails: Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone The movie establishes that the phone ...

Be Like, Definitely, and Family: Suihisonian CHANNEL flicker-serthes: sebastianmichaelisthedevilwithin: wortlby2: germanamericanslavic: Colorized footage of the legendary Annie Oakley speed shooting with her Winchester rifle, November 1, 1894 鈥淲hen a man hits a target, they call him a marksman. When I hit a target, they call it a trick. Never did like that much.鈥 - Annie Oakley Idk who Annie Oakley is, but she鈥檚 so cool! Annie Oakley was. BEAST of a marksman. When she was fifteen, she went head-to-head in a shooting contest with a prize of $100, against a travelling exhibition marksman (Frank Butler). She beat him handily, and won the $100 (equivalent to over $2000 today). Please note that it was a shot-for-shot match, and he lost on the TWENTY-FIFTH clay pigeon (so it was a moving target, too). Twenty-five shots in a row, Annie hit them ALL. This, understandably, resulted in Frank, who drank his respect women juice, to be like 鈥淲ow that is super hot and I鈥檓 in love.鈥 They ended up getting married pretty soon after that, but didn鈥檛 have any kids (but IMAGINE IF THEY DID. A FAMILY OF SHARPSHOOTERS). Some of her 鈥渢rick鈥 shooting (in other words, absolute badass nearly impossible shots given the sights on guns at the time and such) included: Splitting a playing card clean in half from thirty paces while it was place on its edge. Taking off the burning end of a cigarette placed in her husband鈥檚 mouth, from thirty+ paces. Having someone throw a DIME into the air, and shooting it clean through. She was lauded by Chief Sitting Bull for her marksmanship when he saw her blow out a candle with one shot, without damaging the wick or the candle itself. Into her sixties, she continued breaking records as well as being a vocal women鈥檚 rights activist. She, in her later years, shot 100 clay pigeons in a row from 15 meters. She died in 1915, and her husband was so consumed by grief that he stopped eating and died 18 days later because he couldn鈥檛 stand to be apart from her. After her death it was discovered that her ENTIRE fortune (a tidy amount) had been secretly given to several charities, women鈥檚 rights groups, and her family in the last few months of her life. She was legendary, and received numerous titles to go along with her abilities, but my favorite is definitely Annie Oakley, Little Sureshot of the West.
Be Like, Definitely, and Family: Suihisonian
 CHANNEL
flicker-serthes:

sebastianmichaelisthedevilwithin:


wortlby2:

germanamericanslavic:
Colorized footage of the legendary Annie Oakley speed shooting with her Winchester rifle, November 1, 1894

鈥淲hen a man hits a target, they call 
him a marksman. When I hit a target, they call it a trick. Never did 
like that much.鈥 - Annie Oakley




Idk who Annie Oakley is, but she鈥檚 so cool! 


Annie Oakley was. BEAST of a marksman.

When she was fifteen, she went head-to-head in a shooting contest with a prize of $100, against a travelling exhibition marksman (Frank Butler). She beat him handily, and won the $100 (equivalent to over $2000 today). Please note that it was a shot-for-shot match, and he lost on the TWENTY-FIFTH clay pigeon (so it was a moving target, too). Twenty-five shots in a row, Annie hit them ALL.

This, understandably, resulted in Frank, who drank his respect women juice, to be like 鈥淲ow that is super hot and I鈥檓 in love.鈥 They ended up getting married pretty soon after that, but didn鈥檛 have any kids (but IMAGINE IF THEY DID. A FAMILY OF SHARPSHOOTERS).

Some of her 鈥渢rick鈥 shooting (in other words, absolute badass nearly impossible shots given the sights on guns at the time and such) included:

Splitting a playing card clean in half from thirty paces while it was place on its edge.

Taking off the burning end of a cigarette placed in her husband鈥檚 mouth, from thirty+ paces.

Having someone throw a DIME into the air, and shooting it clean through.

She was lauded by Chief Sitting Bull for her marksmanship when he saw her blow out a candle with one shot, without damaging the wick or the candle itself.

Into her sixties, she continued breaking records as well as being a vocal women鈥檚 rights activist. She, in her later years, shot 100 clay pigeons in a row from 15 meters.

She died in 1915, and her husband was so consumed by grief that he stopped eating and died 18 days later because he couldn鈥檛 stand to be apart from her.

After her death it was discovered that her ENTIRE fortune (a tidy amount) had been secretly given to several charities, women鈥檚 rights groups, and her family in the last few months of her life.

She was legendary, and received numerous titles to go along with her abilities, but my favorite is definitely Annie Oakley, Little Sureshot of the West.

flicker-serthes: sebastianmichaelisthedevilwithin: wortlby2: germanamericanslavic: Colorized footage of the legendary Annie Oakley speed...

Anime, Bitch, and Comfortable: FuGika educates Pusztal P谩l rajza PnStan JuCika otvost hiv Pusztai P谩l rajza PASHai JuGka and the book day present Pusztal P谩l rajza POEMS PiSttai Pusztai P谩l rajza Jucika in the store window DANGE DANGER DANGER mazarinedrake: bogleech: kaible: bogleech: coolclaytony: bogleech: this 50鈥瞫 hungarian comic strip I鈥檇 never heard of until now is so damn cute for something that also gets so horny It helps that the writer was trying to create something he hoped would appeal to women as much as men. Yeah and I think where it really succeeds vs. modern anime wifey fantasy shit is that Jucika really is just a character super comfortable with being sexual, likes looking sexy and even has no shame in using it to get her way: 鈥.But at the same time, she doesn鈥檛 tolerate being objectified against her wishes: 鈥.And the comic takes her side in both cases, whereas I鈥檝e seen countless modern narratives in which this same character would have only been framed as like a Slutty 鈩 Bitch 鈩 or full blown villain. One of the things I also really like about this comic, besides what鈥檚 already been stated, is that the humor isn鈥檛 always about her being sexy. Sometimes it鈥檚 just about other goofy things in her life! oh yes many of them are experienes just anybody can relate to but then there鈥檚 also the time she just鈥.built a functional AI? she just didn鈥檛 predict how the robot rebellion would really manifest Every time I see this post it has more of these comics on it and they are all super adorable <3
Anime, Bitch, and Comfortable: FuGika
 educates
 Pusztal P谩l rajza
 PnStan

 JuCika otvost hiv
 Pusztai P谩l rajza
 PASHai

 JuGka and the book day present
 Pusztal P谩l rajza
 POEMS
 PiSttai

 Pusztai P谩l rajza
 Jucika
 in the store window
 DANGE
 DANGER
 DANGER
mazarinedrake:

bogleech:

kaible:

bogleech:

coolclaytony:

bogleech:

this 50鈥瞫 hungarian comic strip I鈥檇 never heard of until now is so damn cute for something that also gets so horny

It helps that the writer was trying to create something he hoped would appeal to women as much as men.

Yeah and I think where it really succeeds vs. modern anime wifey fantasy shit is that Jucika really is just a character super comfortable with being sexual, likes looking sexy and even has no shame in using it to get her way:
鈥.But at the same time, she doesn鈥檛 tolerate being objectified against her wishes:
鈥.And the comic takes her side in both cases, whereas I鈥檝e seen countless modern narratives in which this same character would have only been framed as like a Slutty
鈩

 Bitch
鈩

 or full blown villain.

One of the things I also really like about this comic, besides what鈥檚 already been stated, is that the humor isn鈥檛 always about her being sexy. Sometimes it鈥檚 just about other goofy things in her life!

oh yes many of them are experienes just anybody can relate to
but then there鈥檚 also the time she just鈥.built a functional AI?
she just didn鈥檛 predict how the robot rebellion would really manifest

Every time I see this post it has more of these comics on it and they are all super adorable <3

mazarinedrake: bogleech: kaible: bogleech: coolclaytony: bogleech: this 50鈥瞫 hungarian comic strip I鈥檇 never heard of until now is so ...