🦅 25+ Best Memes About Olives

Olives: My neighbor told me that my house looks like it’s made out of olives and now I can’t unsee it.

My neighbor told me that my house looks like it’s made out of olives and now I can’t unsee it.

Olives: My neighbor told me that my house looks like it’s made out of olives and now I can’t unsee it.

My neighbor told me that my house looks like it’s made out of olives and now I can’t unsee it.

Olives: My neighbor told me that my house looks like it’s made out of olives and now I can’t unsee it.

My neighbor told me that my house looks like it’s made out of olives and now I can’t unsee it.

Olives: Baked my pizza upside down after putting olives on the wrong side…don’t smoke weed and cook

Baked my pizza upside down after putting olives on the wrong side…don’t smoke weed and cook

Olives: Fe Fee Mustard Sweet Onion Vinegar Spicy Brown Mustard Mayonniae. nniise tle Southwiest Honey Mustard arny Srirach NEW VINAIGRETTE ENO OF OReGANO, BARLIe NEGAR TO YouR SU Cat hidden in the olives https://t.co/UXBAa9zSeB

Cat hidden in the olives https://t.co/UXBAa9zSeB

Olives: 02:43 Jaquelyn Thursday 22:53 BIO Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives Free mustache rides That mustache is way too SExy. Today 02:41 Lool people either love it or hate it. There's no in between Unless it's in between some legs I think mustaches are so damn cute That's big dick energy Oh boy do I have you fooled Sent Type a message... GIF BDE

BDE

Olives: Choose Toppings Toppings Cheese WHOLE LEFT RIGHT NONE AMOUNT Sauce Pepperoni Extra Large Pepperon Italian Sausage Green Peppers Black Olives Pineapple Mushrooms Onions Beef Normal Bacon Anchovies ze.com woodle-dee-doodle: eryn-n-g: capt-emmett: pixie-mage: riningear: italiyeah: tonyswirl: ineffable-hufflepuff: misandryevans: babymarkers: the-chocolate-chip-pancake: thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: none pizza with left beef It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef ive missed you #THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos) I love None Pizza with Left Beef. 3th time i’ve reblogged this 3th tumblr people love this. reddit people love this. 4chan scum loves this. there is just something intrinsically hilarious about none pizza with left beef. bless I hope this never dies. I hope None Pizza with Left Beef will go down in Internet history alongside such legends as the Rickroll and He-Man’s rendition of “What’s Going On”. YES NONE PIZZA WITH THE LEFT BEEF NONE PIZZA WITH LEFT BEEF NONE PIZZA WITH LEFT BEEF

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Olives: A little imagination with olives, noodles, mozzarella, and you're no longer allowed to cook dinner. thanks i hate it

thanks i hate it

Olives: 75% 10:49 65° Athena Monday 6:59 PM Hail the goddess of war Monday 8:21 PM And olives, that one is more fun I think I didn't even know that What can you do with olives? Be the goddess of them Damn Spoken like a goddess Athena, I need your blessing for my trojan invasion Sent Type a message... GIF Athena, I need your blessing

Athena, I need your blessing

Olives: Laurazepam @andlikelaura Me: i can't remember what i ate for breakfast Law & Order witness: oh yeahi recognize him he came into the bar on may 2 2015 and sat in the 7th chair. he had on a blue polo, jeans & black converse, ordered a martini 3 olives. paid cash

Olives: Choose Toppings Toppings Cheese WHOLE LEFT RIGHT NONE AMOUNT Sauce Pepperoni Extra Large Pepperon Italian Sausage Green Peppers Black Olives Pineapple Mushrooms Onions Beef Normal Bacon Anchovies ze.com capt-emmett: pixie-mage: riningear: italiyeah: tonyswirl: ineffable-hufflepuff: misandryevans: babymarkers: the-chocolate-chip-pancake: thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: none pizza with left beef It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef ive missed you #THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos) I love None Pizza with Left Beef. 3th time i’ve reblogged this 3th tumblr people love this. reddit people love this. 4chan scum loves this. there is just something intrinsically hilarious about none pizza with left beef. bless I hope this never dies. I hope None Pizza with Left Beef will go down in Internet history alongside such legends as the Rickroll and He-Man’s rendition of “What’s Going On”. YES NONE PIZZA WITH THE LEFT BEEF

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Olives: Holy Week - Day 3: Today our journey with Jesus through Holy Week takes us back to the Temple in Jerusalem and then to the Mount of Olives. On Tuesday morning, Jesus and his disciples returned to Jerusalem. They passed the withered fig tree on their way, and Jesus taught them about faith. At the Temple, the religious leaders aggressively challenged Jesus' authority, attempting to ambush him and create an opportunity for his arrest. But Jesus evaded their traps and pronounced harsh judgment on them: "Blind guides! ... For you are like whitewashed tombs—beautiful on the outside but filled on the inside with dead people's bones and all sorts of impurity. Outwardly you look like righteous people, but inwardly your hearts are filled with hypocrisy and lawlessness...Snakes! Sons of vipers! How will you escape the judgment of hell?" (Matthew 23:24-33) Tuesday afternoon Jesus left the city and went with his disciples to the Mount of Olives, which overlooks Jerusalem due east of the Temple. Here Jesus gave the Olivet Discourse, an elaborate prophecy about the destruction of Jerusalem and the end of the age. He taught in parables using symbolic language about end times events, including his Second Coming and the final judgment. Scripture indicates that Tuesday was the day Judas Iscariot negotiated with the Sanhedrin to betray Jesus (Matthew 26:14-16). After a tiring day of confrontation and warnings about the future, once again, Jesus and the disciples stayed the night in Bethany.

Holy Week - Day 3: Today our journey with Jesus through Holy Week takes us back to the Temple in Jerusalem and then to the Mount of Olive...

Olives: The Mount of Olives has been used as a Jewish cemetery for over 3,000 years United with Israel How are the Jews occupying Jerusalem? Good question!

Good question!

Olives: after eating 37 olives straight out of jar while standing in front of refrigerator at 1:34am 2:12am... going back for more olive

Olives: after eating 37 olives straight out of jar while standing in front of refrigerator at 1:34am 2:12am... going back for more olive an Might as well

Might as well

Olives: Del ivery Remarks: gona be real baked. speak slowly 1 <TH> 14 Thin 15.75 1 Pepper oncini Popper 1 Seasoning Packet Half 1 Sausage Half 2 Banana Peppers Black olives 1 16pc Hny Chp Wings 14.25 1 Ranch Cup 1 Garlic Sauce Cup Del ivery Fee 3.00 Subtotal: Discount: Total Tax: 33.00 6.75 2.10 In 3 years of doing pizza delivery, this is by far the funniest delivery instruction line Ive ever seen

In 3 years of doing pizza delivery, this is by far the funniest delivery instruction line Ive ever seen

Olives: Liva @dongjirat There's 3 stages to growing up: 1) olives are disgusting 2) 1 don't mind themm 3 literally inhaling olives Olive bar > bar (via @thefunnyintrovert )

Olive bar > bar (via @thefunnyintrovert )

Olives: Liva @dongjirat There's 3 stages to growing up: 1) olives are disgusting 2) I don't mind them 3 literally inhaling olives (@ship)

(@ship)

Olives: If olive oil is made what is baby oil made of? OMG! from olives, Alex Jones starting Info Wars. (1999)

Alex Jones starting Info Wars. (1999)

Olives: Crayola e With Preferred by Teachers ar E CRAYONS 24 homestuckpatternreference: iamthesylveon: f-e-f-e-t-a-c-a-k-e-s: gryphynshadow: silencingthedrums: zeaky: sliceofbri: DID YOU MOTHERFUCKERS REALLY THINK YOU WERE DONE WITH ME? I THINK NOT. THAT’S RIGHT IT’S THE SUGAR SCRUB CHICK BACK WITH ANOTHER FUCKING TUTORIAL. YOU BITCHES HAVE BEEN ASKING ME FOR AGES TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE FUCKING POSTS AND IT’S FUCKING LATE SO HERE YOU GO FUCKERS WE GON LEARN SOME SHIT SO SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET SO WE ALL WANT LIPS RED AS THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN RIGHT AND WHO DOESN’T FUCKING LIKE ARTS AND CRAFTS AND I DON’T EVEN NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND LIPSTICK FOR FUCKING COSPLAY SO BEHOLD THE HUMBLE CRAYON YOU LITTLE SHITS GET A CRAYON. AND NOT JUST ANY CRAYON A FUCKING CRAYOLA CRAYON DON’T EVEN TRY WITH THAT ROSEART SHIT BECAUSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RIP OUT YOUR UVULA. IF YOU WANNA GET REALLY ARTSY WHIP OUT ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS AND BREAK UP SOME CRAYONS TO GET THE PERFECT SHADE OF BLUE GREEN FOR THAT BADASS COSPLAY YOU’VE GOT PICKED OUT BUT MARK MY WORDS NO MORE THAN ONE FUCKING CRAYON’S WORTH OF BITS BETTER GO INTO THIS FUCKING BOWL. SPEAKING OF WHICH, YOU NEED SOME OTHER FUCKING SHIT IN THERE SO GO GET SOME OIL. THE GOOD STUFF. I’M TALKING EVOO BITCHES THE VIRGINAL BLOOD OF THE MOST TENDER OLIVES IN ALL THE LAND. SQUEEZE SOME OF THAT HEAVENLY LUBRICANT INTO YOUR BOWL, ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON, THAT’LL DO PIG, THAT’LL DO. NOW GO FIND SOME SHEA BUTTER OR COCONUT OIL AND GLOP ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON OF THAT IN YOUR BOWL. NOW GO TO YOUR MAGICAL CABINET OF WONDERS AND FIND SOME NICE SMELLING SHIT. COULD BE VANILLA EXTRACT. COULD BE LAVENDER OIL. I DON’T KNOW BRO WHATEVER YOU THINK SMELLS LIKE THE SILKY UNDERBELLY OF A NEWBORN UNICORN(important note make sure you use a FOOD SAFE oil if it doesn’t say it’s food safe/food grade don’t use it!) GRASP THE BOTTLE FIRMLY, SCREAM LIKE A VICTORIOUS PTERODACTYL, AND DROP 1-4 DROPS OF THAT SWEET SMELLING LIQUID IN THERE. I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS RIGHT THERE BECAUSE IT IS THE HEATING VESSEL FOR YOUR GLORIOUS LIPSTICK THAT’S RIGHT LIKE A VIKING WARLORD YOU ARE GOING TO USE A DOUBLE BOILER. SO GET A SAUCEPAN AND HEAT SOME WATER, THEN PLOP THAT SWEET SMELLING BOWL OF OIL AND WAX ON TOP OF THAT STEAMY WATER LIKE THE COLLISION OF YOUR OTP IN A BAD FANFIC OH YEAH. STIR THAT SHIT UNTIL EVERYTHING IS MELTY AND SMOOTH YOU DON’T WANT TO RUIN YOUR SPOONS SO I USE A DISPOSABLE CHOPSTICK FUCK YEAH RECYCLING NOW ONCE THAT SHIT IS SOFT LIKE THE SUPPLE SKIN OF YOUR HEAVENLY BOOTY, YOU NEED SOMETHING TO POUR IT INTO WELL DAMN GOOD THING YOU PICKED UP SOME CONTACT CASES LAST TIME YOU WERE AT THE STORE OR MAYBE YOU HAVE SOME EMPTY CHAPSTICK TUBES OR JUST SOME SMALL TUPPERWARE I DON’T KNOW BUT GOSH YOU ARE SO RESOURCEFUL AND PRETTY YOU DESERVE NICE LIPSTICK LIKE THIS ALSO TAKE SOME TIME FOR YOU THIS WEEKEND AND NEVER FORGET HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU I’M GLAD WE HAD THAT MOMENT TOGETHER NOW BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE METAL THAN SAFETY, TAKE A THICK HAND TOWEL OR AN OVEN MITT OR SOMETHING AND GRIP THAT BOWL OF COLORFUL GOOP AND POUR GENTLY INTO THAT RECEPTACLE YOU PROCURED. YOU WILL PROBABLY SPILL SOME BUT THAT’S OKAY YOU’RE ONLY HUMAN. POP THAT SHIT IN THE FRIDGE BECAUSE YOU’RE AN IMPATIENT MOTHERFUCKER AND YOU WANT YOUR LIPSTICK NOW GODDAMMIT AND ONCE IT HARDENS SLATHER THAT CREAMY GOODNESS ON THICK, SLIDE ON SOME SUNGLASSES, AND HEAD INTO BATTLE TO DESTROY THE PATRIARCHY CLASS DISMISSED MOTHERFUCKERS DO NOT DO THIS. DO NOT DO THIS. DO NOT DO THIS. NO DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS, CRYON HAS A LOT OF FUCKING LEAD IN IT (four times more than lipstick) PLEASE JUST BUY ACTUAL LIPSTICK. There’s no lead in crayola crayons. Kids eat them. The ingredients in Crayola Crayons are: paraffin, wax, and pigment. They’re made with the understanding that some kids will eat the damn things, so the company that makes Crayons has been very very careful to use non-toxic materials, even going so far as to use a special edible glue on the paper labels. (cornstarch and water, fyi) You can eat Crayons, if you really wanted to, but frankly the flavor’s a little bland. They taste like wax. So, yeah. adding oils with a lower solidification temperature like Olive Oil or Grapeseed or Avocado, and mixing in some Shea or Coconut Butter would make a creamy crayon. Which you could use on your skin, if you wanted. Go wild, use that shit on more than just lips. Use it like theatrical makeup, paint your tits blue if you want. Or use it like paint on the walls, or paper, or canvas. It won’t dry the same way acrylic or watercolor paint will, and will remain ‘workable’ and pliable until the oil looses enough water to solidify, much like, oh, off the top of my head… oil paint. Modern oil paints are very similar to the recipe above, though usually done with Linseed oil or other inert non-organic oils. Organic oils, as they dry, can discolor, making your carefully chosen color look off. Why are some really old painting slightly yellow? Partly the varnish has yellowed, partly airborne pollutants have stained the surface, and partly the oil in the original paint has shifted color. BTW, don’t eat Linseed oil, you’ll get the runs something fierce and regret it a lot. And then you get to go to the doctor and explain why your runny poo is brightly colored. But the amount you’d ingest from lipstick made with crayons? Negligible. Now I really want to make a set of rainbow lipstick to match my rainbow collection of nail polish (which is way more toxic than crayon lipstick, too.) so what you’re saying is i could buy a fuckton of grey crayns and have grey body paint i think i know where that’s going i think we all know where that’s going

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Olives: When you're struggling to reach the word count whilst writing an essay The co-operative LOVEO Olive Oil Olive Oil composed of refined olive oils and virgin olive oils. Oils comprising exclusively olive oils that have undergone refining and oils obtained directly from olives Produce of EU. @studentlifeproblems

@studentlifeproblems

Olives: Today 2:03 PM I want a turkey breast sandwich with the following add ons Lettuce Tomato Black olives Tomato Salt and pepper Oil and vinegar Hot sauce White bread sub Salt and vinegar chips Pop tarts A coke Thanks I want a restraining order Thanks First of all that’s a disgusting sandwich. Second of all, fuck off

First of all that’s a disgusting sandwich. Second of all, fuck off

Olives: STEPM.POURGIN.VERMOUTH AND OLIVES INTO, THE TRASH WHERE THEY BELONG STEP2:DRINKWHISKEY laughoutloud-club: Make The Perfect Martini

laughoutloud-club: Make The Perfect Martini

Olives: So l ordered a burrito "to go" with no olives. This was on top of the box Discrimination 😢 via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2MksZM3

Discrimination 😢 via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2MksZM3

Olives: olives So I ordered a burrito "to go" with no olives. This was on top of the box

Olives: I also put black clives in my cheeseburgers in case y'al wanted to be mean to me and needed ammo. criminarchy I was with u on warm pepsi but this? this? what is this, crim. what IS this. It's You coward Only cowards put black olives on their cheeseburgers Sorry I can't hear you over the sound of the delicious sally savory monch cronch of a black alive borger between my jaws. ls that supposed to sound appetizing because it actually sounds horrifying criminarchy Black olive borger: mnmm what a satisfactory saorifice or my salivating mouth muscle. #the more you argue the weirder imma make this @ 69回0D®BEǐ 0,鲁回0圆0圆毒@ ⑤@〇毒回義 How dare you put words in my mouth instead-of black olives 00o0 thesurrerer1998 So I know that y'all are kind of past this, but ljust wanted to tell you that warm Pepsi sounds gross I was about to ask why the fuck you found it so necessary to say that twice but Sorry to butt in but warm Pepsi sounds gross agent-washingtub343 Reblog it like the rest of us coward e.e washingtub343 So I know that y'all are kind of past this, but I just wanted to tell you that warm Pepsi sounds gross In this house, we reblog controversial statements like men thesufferer1998 Olives are also gross Airight that's it Back off, omestu d strangeducks anyone else in this thread suck toes 26 i'm with them, olives and warm pepsi are nasty Souroe: criminarchy 262 notes A normal Tumblr conversation

A normal Tumblr conversation

Olives: Transmutation: Grapes must be crushed to make wine Diamonds form under pressure .Olives are pressed to release oil .Seeds grow in darkness Whenever you feel crushed, under pressure, pressed, or in darkness, you're in a powerful place of transformation/transmutation. via Aware Wolf❤️🐺

via Aware Wolf❤️🐺

Olives: THE OLIVE THEORY THE POSSIMPIBLE is based on my friends Lily and Marshall. He hates olives, sheloves them In à weird way, that's what the place where the possibleand the impossible meet Nothing and eerything is possimpible)- makes themsuch a great couplprect balancel) THE MEAMAIO THEORY PIE PERSON you seeeverywwoman no mattet howinitially repugnant has a mermaid dock the time takesyoutotealize you want to bone her) (someone you've beenrobsessed with for so long, that it's driving you crazy enough to throw them in a pit in your basement like in lhe Silence of the Lambs) 210r SLAP BET THE PLATINUM AULE whoever is right gets to slap the other person in the face as hard as they possibly can. But no rings!) evereverever fovethyneighbourl BEING ONI THE HOOK THE ROBIN (imreally into you,İ just can't.be with you... RIGHT NOW (new addition to The Playbook yall! This is a play .-for when back you need to win a gir you love her more than anything else in the world- WOO GIAL THE FRONT POACHITEST is a type ofyoung woman who ike the cuckoo ird or the whip Doorwill gets her name from the signature sound the makes) hows this person going tofit in with ou group over the yearsa What’s your favorite? https://t.co/eeQGQOyoHB

What’s your favorite? https://t.co/eeQGQOyoHB

Olives: after eating 37 olives straight out of jar while standing in front of refrigerator at 1:34am 2:12am... going back for more olive

Olives: LT OLIVES Black Olives Matter! (i.redd.it)

Black Olives Matter! (i.redd.it)

Olives: LT OLIVES Black Olives Matter!

Black Olives Matter!

Olives: after eating 37 olives straight out of jar while standing in front of refrigerator at 1:34am 2:12am... going back for more olive I live for olive via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2EUCVaw">https://ift.tt/2EUCVaw</a>

I live for olive via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2EUCVaw">https://ift.tt/2EUCVaw</a>

Olives: after eating 37 olives straight out of jar while standing in front of refrigerator at 1:34am 2:12am... going back for more olive I live for olive by pancakepickles FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.

I live for olive by pancakepickles FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.

Olives: Choose Toppings WHOLE LEFT RIGHT NONE AMOUNT Toppings Cheese Sauce Pepperoni Extra Large Pepperoni Italian Sausage Green Peppers Black Olives Pineapple Mushrooms Onions Normal Beef Bacon Anchovies C thesneeze.com Co-worker showed this to me. I guess it was a thing. by Mypholis FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.

Co-worker showed this to me. I guess it was a thing. by Mypholis FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.

Olives: STEPM.POURGIN.VERMOUTH AND OLIVES INTO, THE TRASH WHERE THEY BELONG STEP2:DRINKWHISKEY laughoutloud-club: Make The Perfect Martini

laughoutloud-club: Make The Perfect Martini

Olives: Dan @DanielWhitear When you're struggling to reach the word count whilst writing an essay The co-operative LOVED us Olive Oil Olive Oil composed of refined olive oils and virgin olive oils. Oils comprising exclusively olive oils that have undergone refining and oils obtained directly from olives. Produce of EU. lol me when i didnt study

lol me when i didnt study

Olives: after eating 37 olives straight out of jar while standing in front of refrigerator at 1:34am 2:12am... going back for more olive

Olives: U.S. Democratic Socialists @USdemsoc GOP: Let's have pizza. Dems: Sure GOP: We want it to be pepperoni. Dems: Sure. Sounds good. We want olives. GOP: We hate olives! Dems: OK, let's just get olives on half GOP: OK then -- NO PIZZA for anybody! You hate the country and are trying to keep everyone fronm having pizza! (S)

(S)

Olives: [Vanessa picks at my face. I recoil.] Me: Your hand smells like olives. Vanessa: Well you had something weird and big and green in your mustache that I think was a booger, so we're even. [End of play.] On this day in 2014. https://t.co/WSzbZ6wYgo

On this day in 2014. https://t.co/WSzbZ6wYgo

Olives: Picky Eater Test One point for each item you wouldn't eat. What's your total? ketchup mayonnaise mustard ranch dressingcarrots vinegar soy sauce cheese blue cheese raw fish cooked fish canned tuna oysters crab shrimp snails chicken garlic tofu onion lettuce cabbage tomatoes brussels sprouts zucchini cauliflower broccoli bell peppers spinach cucumbers asparagus celery eggplant mushrooms pickles beans olives avocado peas strawberries oranges watermelon banana apples pineapple grapefruit grapes coconut wheat bread sourdough bread eggs milk coffee tea raisins peanut butter dark chocolate white chocolate yogurt nutella steak pork ham turkey bacon

Olives: durbikins after eating 37 olives straight out of jar while standing in front of refrigerator at 1:34am durbikins 2:12am... going back for more olive

Olives: after eating 37 olives straight out of jar while standing in front of refrigerator at 1:34am 2:12am... going back for more olive meirl by Fahrenheit_616 FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.

meirl by Fahrenheit_616 FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.

Olives: after eating 37 olives straight out of jar while standing in front of refrigerator at 1:34anm 2:12am... going back for more olive meirl

meirl

Olives: after eating 37 olives straight out of jar while standing in front of refrigerator at 1:34anm 2:12am... going back for more olive meirl

meirl

Olives: after eating 37 olives straight out of jar while standing in front of refrigerator at 1:34am 2:12am... going back for more olive

Olives: so that's 1 supreme pizza with 5.893 olives and no context? [<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/surrealmemes/comments/7krb6f/delivered_by_probability/">Src</a>]

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Olives: Crayola e With Preferred by Teachers ar E CRAYONS 24 homestuckpatternreference: iamthesylveon: f-e-f-e-t-a-c-a-k-e-s: gryphynshadow: silencingthedrums: zeaky: sliceofbri: DID YOU MOTHERFUCKERS REALLY THINK YOU WERE DONE WITH ME? I THINK NOT. THAT’S RIGHT IT’S THE SUGAR SCRUB CHICK BACK WITH ANOTHER FUCKING TUTORIAL. YOU BITCHES HAVE BEEN ASKING ME FOR AGES TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE FUCKING POSTS AND IT’S FUCKING LATE SO HERE YOU GO FUCKERS WE GON LEARN SOME SHIT SO SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET SO WE ALL WANT LIPS RED AS THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN RIGHT AND WHO DOESN’T FUCKING LIKE ARTS AND CRAFTS AND I DON’T EVEN NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND LIPSTICK FOR FUCKING COSPLAY SO BEHOLD THE HUMBLE CRAYON YOU LITTLE SHITS GET A CRAYON. AND NOT JUST ANY CRAYON A FUCKING CRAYOLA CRAYON DON’T EVEN TRY WITH THAT ROSEART SHIT BECAUSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RIP OUT YOUR UVULA. IF YOU WANNA GET REALLY ARTSY WHIP OUT ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS AND BREAK UP SOME CRAYONS TO GET THE PERFECT SHADE OF BLUE GREEN FOR THAT BADASS COSPLAY YOU’VE GOT PICKED OUT BUT MARK MY WORDS NO MORE THAN ONE FUCKING CRAYON’S WORTH OF BITS BETTER GO INTO THIS FUCKING BOWL. SPEAKING OF WHICH, YOU NEED SOME OTHER FUCKING SHIT IN THERE SO GO GET SOME OIL. THE GOOD STUFF. I’M TALKING EVOO BITCHES THE VIRGINAL BLOOD OF THE MOST TENDER OLIVES IN ALL THE LAND. SQUEEZE SOME OF THAT HEAVENLY LUBRICANT INTO YOUR BOWL, ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON, THAT’LL DO PIG, THAT’LL DO. NOW GO FIND SOME SHEA BUTTER OR COCONUT OIL AND GLOP ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON OF THAT IN YOUR BOWL. NOW GO TO YOUR MAGICAL CABINET OF WONDERS AND FIND SOME NICE SMELLING SHIT. COULD BE VANILLA EXTRACT. COULD BE LAVENDER OIL. I DON’T KNOW BRO WHATEVER YOU THINK SMELLS LIKE THE SILKY UNDERBELLY OF A NEWBORN UNICORN(important note make sure you use a FOOD SAFE oil if it doesn’t say it’s food safe/food grade don’t use it!) GRASP THE BOTTLE FIRMLY, SCREAM LIKE A VICTORIOUS PTERODACTYL, AND DROP 1-4 DROPS OF THAT SWEET SMELLING LIQUID IN THERE. I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS RIGHT THERE BECAUSE IT IS THE HEATING VESSEL FOR YOUR GLORIOUS LIPSTICK THAT’S RIGHT LIKE A VIKING WARLORD YOU ARE GOING TO USE A DOUBLE BOILER. SO GET A SAUCEPAN AND HEAT SOME WATER, THEN PLOP THAT SWEET SMELLING BOWL OF OIL AND WAX ON TOP OF THAT STEAMY WATER LIKE THE COLLISION OF YOUR OTP IN A BAD FANFIC OH YEAH. STIR THAT SHIT UNTIL EVERYTHING IS MELTY AND SMOOTH YOU DON’T WANT TO RUIN YOUR SPOONS SO I USE A DISPOSABLE CHOPSTICK FUCK YEAH RECYCLING NOW ONCE THAT SHIT IS SOFT LIKE THE SUPPLE SKIN OF YOUR HEAVENLY BOOTY, YOU NEED SOMETHING TO POUR IT INTO WELL DAMN GOOD THING YOU PICKED UP SOME CONTACT CASES LAST TIME YOU WERE AT THE STORE OR MAYBE YOU HAVE SOME EMPTY CHAPSTICK TUBES OR JUST SOME SMALL TUPPERWARE I DON’T KNOW BUT GOSH YOU ARE SO RESOURCEFUL AND PRETTY YOU DESERVE NICE LIPSTICK LIKE THIS ALSO TAKE SOME TIME FOR YOU THIS WEEKEND AND NEVER FORGET HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU I’M GLAD WE HAD THAT MOMENT TOGETHER NOW BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE METAL THAN SAFETY, TAKE A THICK HAND TOWEL OR AN OVEN MITT OR SOMETHING AND GRIP THAT BOWL OF COLORFUL GOOP AND POUR GENTLY INTO THAT RECEPTACLE YOU PROCURED. YOU WILL PROBABLY SPILL SOME BUT THAT’S OKAY YOU’RE ONLY HUMAN. POP THAT SHIT IN THE FRIDGE BECAUSE YOU’RE AN IMPATIENT MOTHERFUCKER AND YOU WANT YOUR LIPSTICK NOW GODDAMMIT AND ONCE IT HARDENS SLATHER THAT CREAMY GOODNESS ON THICK, SLIDE ON SOME SUNGLASSES, AND HEAD INTO BATTLE TO DESTROY THE PATRIARCHY CLASS DISMISSED MOTHERFUCKERS DO NOT DO THIS. DO NOT DO THIS. DO NOT DO THIS. NO DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS, CRYON HAS A LOT OF FUCKING LEAD IN IT (four times more than lipstick) PLEASE JUST BUY ACTUAL LIPSTICK. There’s no lead in crayola crayons. Kids eat them. The ingredients in Crayola Crayons are: paraffin, wax, and pigment. They’re made with the understanding that some kids will eat the damn things, so the company that makes Crayons has been very very careful to use non-toxic materials, even going so far as to use a special edible glue on the paper labels. (cornstarch and water, fyi) You can eat Crayons, if you really wanted to, but frankly the flavor’s a little bland. They taste like wax. So, yeah. adding oils with a lower solidification temperature like Olive Oil or Grapeseed or Avocado, and mixing in some Shea or Coconut Butter would make a creamy crayon. Which you could use on your skin, if you wanted. Go wild, use that shit on more than just lips. Use it like theatrical makeup, paint your tits blue if you want. Or use it like paint on the walls, or paper, or canvas. It won’t dry the same way acrylic or watercolor paint will, and will remain ‘workable’ and pliable until the oil looses enough water to solidify, much like, oh, off the top of my head… oil paint. Modern oil paints are very similar to the recipe above, though usually done with Linseed oil or other inert non-organic oils. Organic oils, as they dry, can discolor, making your carefully chosen color look off. Why are some really old painting slightly yellow? Partly the varnish has yellowed, partly airborne pollutants have stained the surface, and partly the oil in the original paint has shifted color. BTW, don’t eat Linseed oil, you’ll get the runs something fierce and regret it a lot. And then you get to go to the doctor and explain why your runny poo is brightly colored. But the amount you’d ingest from lipstick made with crayons? Negligible. Now I really want to make a set of rainbow lipstick to match my rainbow collection of nail polish (which is way more toxic than crayon lipstick, too.) so what you’re saying is i could buy a fuckton of grey crayns and have grey body paint i think i know where that’s going i think we all know where that’s going

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