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Advice, Crying, and Deer: I AT&T LTE
 8:57 PM
 10 85%..
 l AT&T LTE
 8:56 PM
 85%
 Yester
 at 7:30 PM .
 mins
 This baby has been living under my back porch for
 several days now. She has obviously been badly
 abused, I can not get her to come to me. I feed and
 water her several times daily hoping to gain her trust.
 When we do catch her out in the yard I can see every
 rib but she runs back under the porch as soon as we
 try to get her to come to us. With the belo... See More
 Happy News!!! Today after work I went to tractor
 supply to buy a heat light for our new dog friend. As I
 was headed to the register to pay a man noticed what
 I was carrying and asked if I had chickens, I replied
 yes and he asked me how I planned on keeping them
 warm during the freezing temps that are on the way.
 He mentioned he had chickens and turkeys and we
 talked a bit. I then proceeded to tell him why I was
 buying the heat lights. He said awe, "my dog ran
 away around Thanksgiving, she was chasing some
 deer and never returned but her mom and sister did"
 I said "awe, I'm sorry to hear that". He asked what
 kind of dog and when I told him he said "oh my
 goodness, is she tan and white and blind in one eye?"
 I said "yes!". I showed him a picture and he started
 crying, he said "that's my Alana!". I could not believe
 it!!! He followed me home and when he said her name,
 she immediately looked up! I am so happy she was
 returned to her owner!!
 As I have reflected over this my heart is over joyed
 What perfect timing! And I was humbled in my
 assumption that she was abused...this poor baby has
 been away from home for almost 3 months, hungry,
 lost and scared...of course she would look worse for
 wear. Thank you all for all your advice and kind
 words!!!
 You and 30 others
 16 Comments
 Oo
 Oo
One of my wife’s friends posted this, what awesome luck!

One of my wife’s friends posted this, what awesome luck!

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Facebook, Friday, and Fuck You: thouartathaumaturgeharry meggneto proudly-pro-choice oooo T-Mobile 11:24 AM Messages Andrew Details Text Message Today 11:22 AM Damn Allie I saw your outfit on Chridtmas lookin good l could fuck you so hard your uterus falls into your vagina you wanna fucking die??? Text Message Send ????? This is the guy in my English class that I only contact when I wasn't in class It's too early for this If you've had some creep send you something worse than this, please let me know. proudly-pro-choice So he forgot he requested me on Facebook... messaged his mother Oh my goodness! How could he??? I am so sorry That is disgusting l assure sweetheart, that I did not raise my boy like that. I taught him to respect women and to not say obscene things them in the streets it ever Oh, this is awful. I let that child stay in our home and he promised to be a good boy and this is what he does? He wll not be borrowing the car tonight, he's going to sit with his father and I and talk about this filthy behavior. Again, I am so sorry. You will have an apology from him by Friday. If he ever harasses you, tell the police. I have done my best as a mother but he is supposed to be a man now Just now Sent from Mobile justmakeitstop You know you fucked up when your mom tells someone to call the police about your ridicu lous behavior because she tried but she is DONE, you're supposed to be a man by now Source: proudly-pro-choice 231,866 notes Now Thats a Good Mom
Facebook, Friday, and Fuck You: thouartathaumaturgeharry
 meggneto
 proudly-pro-choice
 oooo T-Mobile 11:24 AM
 Messages Andrew
 Details
 Text Message
 Today 11:22 AM
 Damn Allie I saw your
 outfit on Chridtmas
 lookin good
 l could fuck you so hard
 your uterus falls into your
 vagina
 you wanna fucking
 die???
 Text Message
 Send
 ????? This is the guy in my English class
 that I only contact when I wasn't in class
 It's too early for this
 If you've had some creep send you something
 worse than this, please let me know.
 proudly-pro-choice
 So he forgot he requested me on Facebook...
 messaged his mother
 Oh my goodness! How could he??? I am
 so sorry
 That is disgusting
 l assure sweetheart, that I did not raise
 my boy like that. I taught him to respect
 women and to not say obscene things
 them in the streets it ever
 Oh, this is awful. I let that child stay in
 our home and he promised to be a good
 boy and this is what he does? He wll not
 be borrowing the car tonight, he's going
 to sit with his father and I and talk about
 this filthy behavior.
 Again, I am so sorry. You will have an
 apology from him by Friday. If he ever
 harasses you, tell the police. I have
 done my best as a mother but he is
 supposed to be a man now
 Just now Sent from Mobile
 justmakeitstop
 You know you fucked up when your mom tells
 someone to call the police about your ridicu
 lous behavior because she tried but she is
 DONE, you're supposed to be a man by now
 Source: proudly-pro-choice
 231,866 notes
Now Thats a Good Mom

Now Thats a Good Mom

Bailey Jay, Dude, and Fresh: oo Verizon 2:03 PM Q Search Heathans Dan Yesterday at 10:08 AM- Today at work I found some Wild Corndogs growing in their natural habitat. This was real exciting for me as I have never picked fresh corndogs before, but I have no idea how to tel when they are ripe as they tasted horrible no matter how much mustard I put on them 22.5K Shares Like Share News Feed Requests Messenger Notifications More prancingtrashcan: cynicowl: randomdaisy: limbovulture: @randomdaisy dear herbologist what the fok is this corn dog plant OH MY GOODNESS I SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I WAS LIKE “OH NO…. DUDE… DUDE NO” this plant is, in fact, a cattail (Typha genus, probably either Typha latifolia or Typha angustifolia). what’s ironic about this person’s encounter is that almost every single part of the cattail is edible– the rhizomes are starchy and, although tough, can be made into a nutritious flour; the stems can be peeled and used like asparagus; the pollen can be gathered and used to extend or supplement flour; and even the green flower spikes can be boiled and eaten like corn-on-the-cob, so this person sort of had the right idea. the thing is, what this person has in their photo is a BROWN flower spike, meaning that it’s starting to go to seed and is probably a tasteless mouthful of either fiber or fluff. regardless of whether the post is a joke or serious, out of all the edible parts of the cattail, op managed to pick one of the ONLY parts of the plant that isn’t. and i still can’t get over that. As a side note, rubbing that part of the plant makes an absolutely ridiculous amount of fluff come out (which is how it disperses the seeds). I highly recommend it but it’s probably best to do that when no one else is around are you saying i can jack off this plant and it will nut
Bailey Jay, Dude, and Fresh: oo Verizon
 2:03 PM
 Q Search
 Heathans Dan
 Yesterday at 10:08 AM-
 Today at work I found some Wild Corndogs growing in their
 natural habitat. This was real exciting for me as I have never
 picked fresh corndogs before, but I have no idea how to tel
 when they are ripe as they tasted horrible no matter how
 much mustard I put on them
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randomdaisy:

limbovulture:

@randomdaisy dear herbologist what the fok is this corn dog plant

OH MY GOODNESS I SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I WAS LIKE “OH NO…. DUDE… DUDE NO”


this plant is, in fact, a cattail (Typha genus, probably either Typha latifolia or Typha angustifolia).  what’s ironic about this person’s encounter is that almost every single part of the cattail is edible– the rhizomes are starchy and, although tough, can be made into a nutritious flour; the stems can be peeled and used like asparagus; the pollen can be gathered and used to extend or supplement flour; and even the green flower spikes can be boiled and eaten like corn-on-the-cob, so this person sort of had the right idea.


the thing is, what this person has in their photo is a BROWN flower spike, meaning that it’s starting to go to seed and is probably a tasteless mouthful of either fiber or fluff.  regardless of whether the post is a joke or serious, out of all the edible parts of the cattail, op managed to pick one of the ONLY parts of the plant that isn’t.  and i still can’t get over that. 

As a side note, rubbing that part of the plant makes an absolutely ridiculous amount of fluff come out (which is how it disperses the seeds). I highly recommend it but it’s probably best to do that when no one else is around





are you saying i can jack off this plant and it will nut

prancingtrashcan: cynicowl: randomdaisy: limbovulture: @randomdaisy dear herbologist what the fok is this corn dog plant OH MY GOODNES...

Tumblr, Blog, and Brazil: mashamorevna: Mariana Calazans for Vogue Brazil (April 2014) Oh my goodness her skin is like polished iron.
Tumblr, Blog, and Brazil: mashamorevna:
Mariana Calazans for Vogue Brazil (April 2014)


Oh my goodness her skin is like polished iron.

mashamorevna: Mariana Calazans for Vogue Brazil (April 2014) Oh my goodness her skin is like polished iron.

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: thatsthat24: cattonsanders:oh my goodness thomas thought there was someone watching him and he got spooked c’: I did, this was an intense moment for me. 
Target, Tumblr, and Blog: thatsthat24:

cattonsanders:oh my goodness thomas thought there was someone watching him and he got spooked c’:
I did, this was an intense moment for me. 

thatsthat24: cattonsanders:oh my goodness thomas thought there was someone watching him and he got spooked c’: I did, this was an intense m...