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Apparently, Ass, and Drunk: snarling-through-our-smiles I once lost my keys at a frat house. My drunk ass had actually walked home without them, pounded on my apartment door, gotten let in by my rightfully- disgruntled roommate, and proceeded to pass out on the couch. Apparently I puked in the toilet before passing out do not remember The next morning, I schlepped back to the frat house. I stood there, right in front of the front door. This was a novel experience for me. I'd never been at a frat house in broad daylight before. A boy, presumably, of the house, asked me what I was doing. "I lost my keys in here last night, I called back. "I was seeing if I could go in and look for them?" He opened the door and gestured for me o come in. "Go wherever you want." I'd never seen a frat house post-party Derore. Wandering up the stairs a by hungover and still-drunk frat boys sandals and gym shorts, seeking out food and showers like moths to a porch light. A few of them threw puzzled glances my way. I'm sure they thought I was some post-bacchanalia hallucination. I entered one room where a boy was drunkenly watching some Old Yeller- esque movie on a tiny TV in the corner of his room from his bed. "Do you like dog movies?" he asked, voice from the fact that his face was squished against his pillow and half-buried by his blanket. I told him I did. e mumbled again, pleased, and asked what I was doing. I told him I was looking my keys. "Sorry, I haven't seen any keys around bere I didn't doubt him. Twenty minutes had passed. I'd searched just about every bedroom and nuclear- at dumn-site of a bathroom in that house. I'd given up on ever finding my keys and was prepared to beg my roommates' forgiveness and get a new set copied. As I stood there in the hallway, silently a particularly burly frat boy approached me. "You need help with something? "I lost my keys here last night and I can't find them, I've looked everywhere. "What do they look like? I'll put it into the group chat. He was already pulling out his phone. No one ever checks a group chat, I thought, but what the hell. It was worth a shot. "Um, it's just a ring of keys. The keychain is a pink plastic cat, though, like yea big. Like bright pink, you can't miss He nodded, presumably typing this description faithfully into the group chat. "Alright, I sent the message out. Good luck. e turned and left. And with that, A few moments later, I heard a distant and it was getting louder and louder, One assumes that how I felt in that moment was how Simba felt seeing the wildebeest stampede through the ravine as a horde large young men all thundered down the stairs, making a beeling for me. "Someone tell the girl!" One of them shouted, faceless in the mob. "Girl! Hey, GIRL! We found your keys, girl!!! They circled around me. I hadn't felt that old, One of them split himself off from the crowd. "Are these -"he pulled out a ring of keys from his pocket, "your keys? And lo, there was the distinctive bright millennial pink cat keychain dangling off the ring. "Yes,"I whispered. "Oh my god, yes." "EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYY!!" The cheer went up. Turns out he found them in the bathroom upstairs. I thanked them again profusely. There was a scattered round of "no problems" and then, just suddenly as they descended, they all dispersed, like ships in the night. gatorfisch THIS is boys will be boys Nice Frathouse
Apparently, Ass, and Drunk: snarling-through-our-smiles I once lost my keys at a frat house. My drunk ass had actually walked home without them, pounded on my apartment door, gotten let in by my rightfully- disgruntled roommate, and proceeded to pass out on the couch. Apparently I puked in the toilet before passing out do not remember The next morning, I schlepped back to the frat house. I stood there, right in front of the front door. This was a novel experience for me. I'd never been at a frat house in broad daylight before. A boy, presumably, of the house, asked me what I was doing. "I lost my keys in here last night, I called back. "I was seeing if I could go in and look for them?" He opened the door and gestured for me o come in. "Go wherever you want." I'd never seen a frat house post-party Derore. Wandering up the stairs a by hungover and still-drunk frat boys sandals and gym shorts, seeking out food and showers like moths to a porch light. A few of them threw puzzled glances my way. I'm sure they thought I was some post-bacchanalia hallucination. I entered one room where a boy was drunkenly watching some Old Yeller- esque movie on a tiny TV in the corner of his room from his bed. "Do you like dog movies?" he asked, voice from the fact that his face was squished against his pillow and half-buried by his blanket. I told him I did. e mumbled again, pleased, and asked what I was doing. I told him I was looking my keys. "Sorry, I haven't seen any keys around bere I didn't doubt him. Twenty minutes had passed. I'd searched just about every bedroom and nuclear- at dumn-site of a bathroom in that house. I'd given up on ever finding my keys and was prepared to beg my roommates' forgiveness and get a new set copied. As I stood there in the hallway, silently a particularly burly frat boy approached me. "You need help with something? "I lost my keys here last night and I can't find them, I've looked everywhere. "What do they look like? I'll put it into the group chat. He was already pulling out his phone. No one ever checks a group chat, I thought, but what the hell. It was worth a shot. "Um, it's just a ring of keys. The keychain is a pink plastic cat, though, like yea big. Like bright pink, you can't miss He nodded, presumably typing this description faithfully into the group chat. "Alright, I sent the message out. Good luck. e turned and left. And with that, A few moments later, I heard a distant and it was getting louder and louder, One assumes that how I felt in that moment was how Simba felt seeing the wildebeest stampede through the ravine as a horde large young men all thundered down the stairs, making a beeling for me. "Someone tell the girl!" One of them shouted, faceless in the mob. "Girl! Hey, GIRL! We found your keys, girl!!! They circled around me. I hadn't felt that old, One of them split himself off from the crowd. "Are these -"he pulled out a ring of keys from his pocket, "your keys? And lo, there was the distinctive bright millennial pink cat keychain dangling off the ring. "Yes,"I whispered. "Oh my god, yes." "EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYY!!" The cheer went up. Turns out he found them in the bathroom upstairs. I thanked them again profusely. There was a scattered round of "no problems" and then, just suddenly as they descended, they all dispersed, like ships in the night. gatorfisch THIS is boys will be boys Nice Frathouse

Nice Frathouse

Crying, Gif, and Singing: sharkboyalan: a-singing-dragonfly: thecutestcatever: thenatsdorf: Boy reunites with lost cat after seven months apart. OH MY GOSH THE CAT IS GIVING HIM KISSES I CAN’T Im crying
Crying, Gif, and Singing: sharkboyalan: a-singing-dragonfly: thecutestcatever: thenatsdorf: Boy reunites with lost cat after seven months apart. OH MY GOSH THE CAT IS GIVING HIM KISSES I CAN’T Im crying

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God, Oh My God, and Tumblr: prairie-grass: themulder: oh my god *wakes* How did I get like this? Oh, no, wait, this is perfect.
God, Oh My God, and Tumblr: prairie-grass: themulder: oh my god *wakes* How did I get like this? Oh, no, wait, this is perfect.

prairie-grass: themulder: oh my god *wakes* How did I get like this? Oh, no, wait, this is perfect.

Definitely, Disappointed, and God: qualitees: qualitees: foreversaba: emilytoincreasethered: radiant-mercy: radiant-mercy: 221b1tch: the-magicalpotato: randomdisguise2: ozbert-mcdeadinside: we-generouslybeautifulstudent: sheshiresat: narratorquestionmark: amberisobsessed: there-is-purpose-to-be: 2d-shitposts: captainilikeboysandgirlswow: consensualclowns: silverinkwings: qualitees: Sexuali-tees presents the Pride Flag Collection whatever you identify yourself as show off and be proud of who you are! Get your tee here! 10% off for all of Pride Month! I want one or maybe two is this a bi joke Probably they wanted to run it bi you I would definitely bi one of these Lesbiaonest I cant get bi with a bi joke cause I’m a lesbian These puns are pretty ace. I should have gay-ve one to my friend for their bi-rthday. I need to perform several trans-actions with whatever company makes these. I’m seeing how this pan-s out.  They have a shirt that says “I’m ????” And I know it means questioning but that’s the biggest mood. This is pretty awesome to BI honest This keeps popping up in my dash and it’s different everytime, I don’t know if I can let this go bi any longer THEYRE SIZE INCLUSIVE I CLICKED ON THE LINK EXPECTING IT TO GO UP TO A LARGE AND BE DISAPPOINTED BUT THEYRE SIZE INCLUSIVE JESUS FUCK WAIT HOW SIZE INCLUSIVE? WHAT SIZE DO THEY GO UP TO? IT GOES UP TO 4XT OH MY GOD I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW T WAS A SIZE BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM ONLY A 2XL OMG I WENT TO LOOK NOT EXPECTING TO FIND DEMI BUT THEY HAVE A SECTION OF INSTEAD OF FLAGS THEY SAY ”IM (insert sexuality here)” THEY HAVE EVERY ONE!!! EVEN ONE FOR IF YOURE QUESTIONING THATS JUST ”IM???” AND AN ALLY ONE AS WELL HOLY SHIT THERES A KEYSMASH TEE THERES 2 VARIATIONS OF A TSHIRT THAT LITERALLY HAS A KEYSMASH ON IT HOLY CRAP To celebrate Pride month in June we have 20% off across the store until July if you use this link! This includes our most popular collections: subletees, pride flag tees and keysmash tees! Pride should be all year round so we have extended the discount for the rest of the year!
Definitely, Disappointed, and God: qualitees: qualitees: foreversaba: emilytoincreasethered: radiant-mercy: radiant-mercy: 221b1tch: the-magicalpotato: randomdisguise2: ozbert-mcdeadinside: we-generouslybeautifulstudent: sheshiresat: narratorquestionmark: amberisobsessed: there-is-purpose-to-be: 2d-shitposts: captainilikeboysandgirlswow: consensualclowns: silverinkwings: qualitees: Sexuali-tees presents the Pride Flag Collection whatever you identify yourself as show off and be proud of who you are! Get your tee here! 10% off for all of Pride Month! I want one or maybe two is this a bi joke Probably they wanted to run it bi you I would definitely bi one of these Lesbiaonest I cant get bi with a bi joke cause I’m a lesbian These puns are pretty ace. I should have gay-ve one to my friend for their bi-rthday. I need to perform several trans-actions with whatever company makes these. I’m seeing how this pan-s out.  They have a shirt that says “I’m ????” And I know it means questioning but that’s the biggest mood. This is pretty awesome to BI honest This keeps popping up in my dash and it’s different everytime, I don’t know if I can let this go bi any longer THEYRE SIZE INCLUSIVE I CLICKED ON THE LINK EXPECTING IT TO GO UP TO A LARGE AND BE DISAPPOINTED BUT THEYRE SIZE INCLUSIVE JESUS FUCK WAIT HOW SIZE INCLUSIVE? WHAT SIZE DO THEY GO UP TO? IT GOES UP TO 4XT OH MY GOD I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW T WAS A SIZE BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM ONLY A 2XL OMG I WENT TO LOOK NOT EXPECTING TO FIND DEMI BUT THEY HAVE A SECTION OF INSTEAD OF FLAGS THEY SAY ”IM (insert sexuality here)” THEY HAVE EVERY ONE!!! EVEN ONE FOR IF YOURE QUESTIONING THATS JUST ”IM???” AND AN ALLY ONE AS WELL HOLY SHIT THERES A KEYSMASH TEE THERES 2 VARIATIONS OF A TSHIRT THAT LITERALLY HAS A KEYSMASH ON IT HOLY CRAP To celebrate Pride month in June we have 20% off across the store until July if you use this link! This includes our most popular collections: subletees, pride flag tees and keysmash tees! Pride should be all year round so we have extended the discount for the rest of the year!

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