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Books, Driving, and Friends: Yestay Tke top banaas like you Whet's the date thent hun Im driving past Gatwick tonight, get ready x t Tinish in Smins perfect can't watt Let me know when and where to pick you up/meet 7 Today Gatwick airport south terminal 410 pm Be there or be suuare Please dont I'm the kind of person that would actually book a flight somewhere with a random person on tinder Lets doit Where we going Paris taly New York? Vour choice m game But Thave options so be quick Daling https://www.wowcher.co.uk deal/travel/12846246/mystery getaway-voucher?from 4699308 Sroot.metadata.title Sroot metadata.description www.wohet.cok Tm game No joke shall we actually do it Pls don't be shitting me d actually be up for it Yeah me too Do we get to dchoose when were going mno snake How do we booki Ate they legith I think you get to choose out of a couple of weekends, but Im not 100% Also if you get Ball or one of the really far away ones you go for a week Yeah they're legit One of my friends has done it and I've been so up for it ever since I heard about it One of us books then the other transfers the money? Can w.choose a date prety E0on Need a bit of sun in my life Haha yeah sure, cba with this rain You happy for me to book and then you transfer me? Yeu Im good with that) just can't do this weekend The holiday thati Pzoan we fly from Gatwick it we can choose The draw is on the 23rd, so we find out where we go then and book the flights and give all our details in then Will try and go from Gatwick for sure Fingers crossed it bai Fuck if we're going on holiday l have to go for a nin Get this sexy beach bod ready That would be ridiculous 0 Ok it's booked And shutup you already have a beach bod! Delived My mate matched with her 2 days ago and is now waiting for a reply after the most daring thing he鈥檚 ever done..
Books, Driving, and Friends: Yestay
 Tke top banaas
 like you
 Whet's the date thent hun
 Im driving past Gatwick tonight,
 get ready x
 t
 Tinish in Smins perfect
 can't watt
 Let me know when and where to
 pick you up/meet
 7
 Today
 Gatwick airport south terminal
 410 pm
 Be there or be suuare
 Please dont
 I'm the kind of person that would
 actually book a flight somewhere
 with a random person on tinder
 Lets doit
 Where we going
 Paris
 taly
 New York?
 Vour choice
 m game
 But
 Thave options so be quick
 Daling
 https://www.wowcher.co.uk
 deal/travel/12846246/mystery
 getaway-voucher?from
 4699308
 Sroot.metadata.title
 Sroot metadata.description
 www.wohet.cok
 Tm game
 No joke shall we actually do it
 Pls don't be shitting me
 d actually be up for it
 Yeah me too
 Do we get to dchoose when were
 going
 mno snake
 How do we booki
 Ate they legith
 I think you get to choose out of a
 couple of weekends, but Im not
 100%
 Also if you get Ball or one of the
 really far away ones you go for a
 week
 Yeah they're legit
 One of my friends has done it
 and I've been so up for it ever
 since I heard about it
 One of us books then the other
 transfers the money?
 Can w.choose a date prety
 E0on
 Need a bit of sun in my life
 Haha yeah sure, cba with this rain
 You happy for me to book and
 then you transfer me?
 Yeu Im good with that) just can't
 do this weekend
 The holiday thati
 Pzoan we fly from Gatwick it we
 can choose
 The draw is on the 23rd, so we
 find out where we go then and
 book the flights and give all our
 details in then
 Will try and go from Gatwick for
 sure
 Fingers crossed it bai
 Fuck if we're going on holiday l
 have to go for a nin
 Get this sexy beach bod ready
 That would be ridiculous
 0
 Ok it's booked
 And shutup you already have a
 beach bod!
 Delived
My mate matched with her 2 days ago and is now waiting for a reply after the most daring thing he鈥檚 ever done..

My mate matched with her 2 days ago and is now waiting for a reply after the most daring thing he鈥檚 ever done..

Tumblr, Work, and Best: space-pics: I鈥檝e spent the last year learning astrophotography, here is some of my best work. Thanks for all the help and support!
Tumblr, Work, and Best: space-pics:

I鈥檝e spent the last year learning astrophotography, here is some of my best work. Thanks for all the help and support!

space-pics: I鈥檝e spent the last year learning astrophotography, here is some of my best work. Thanks for all the help and support!

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: hancreates:Drawing based on one of my favorite ML fics, Sting by KryallaOrchid! Cannot recommend it enough, seriously!!
Target, Tumblr, and Blog: hancreates:Drawing based on one of my favorite ML fics, Sting by KryallaOrchid! Cannot recommend it enough, seriously!!

hancreates:Drawing based on one of my favorite ML fics, Sting by KryallaOrchid! Cannot recommend it enough, seriously!!

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: DRegalado Pi3 shork hermannco: One of my 2 pieces for the @pro8lematicfanzine I got assigned Kankri, and you sure as hell are gonna get Kankri [Commissions]
Target, Tumblr, and Blog: DRegalado
 Pi3 shork
hermannco:
One of my 2 pieces for the @pro8lematicfanzine
I got assigned Kankri, and you sure as hell are gonna get Kankri
[Commissions]

hermannco: One of my 2 pieces for the @pro8lematicfanzine I got assigned Kankri, and you sure as hell are gonna get Kankri [Commissions]

Bitch, Children, and Fall: arianod: rainbowbarnacle: alexander-lamington: gallusrostromegalus: jhaernyl: botanyshitposts: spirit-of-science: thebloggerbloggerfun: teafortrouble: eteo: fall-for-nothing: trickster-eridan: buttpilgrim: scientificperfection: kittiesinthemorning: I just don鈥檛 understand how this happened. But here鈥檚 a picture of a lemon from my backyard WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK when life gives yo菢袒态蛽蛶蹋虩泰苔廷 酮虃虁虇覊坛虡虧毯虁l蛧态坦虨袒胎蜁胎虠虙處桐虌庭蛦e蜋汰汰虪蹋虪虋虂桐虃虛虁峁兲浱嵦偼浱執弌虪酞酞亭蜅蜆n痰蛪蹋铜艇炭艇蜎虁s谭虪蛻同瞳挺虆汀 谈蛺亭蜆覊苔毯M贪坦蜋蛧彤虊瞳蛥圈袒虜虆虈虘铜蜎蛬蜆K虪袒太踏虈虁庭E蛡酮蛷瘫踏蜌蜁 虨蛿虦态虘童蛻廷蛥艦蛿苔泰坛蹋號彤蛫通A蛨虛蛡虉虂虁虁虤蜆C獭虪虩蛪酮蛦虜亭蛡酮R态蜋蜁酮虁蜖抹痰號蜌虘虋虛虂F蛶蜁虅I同艇虁虃虘酮蜔蛷檀酞踏蛥C挞贪虧蛽虠蜎同虜虓虛虂虂虤虤岣樚短犔疤程┨程娡囂囂毺昐袒蜄蹋贪虙虉蜔 it鈥檚 back Satan lemon every villain is lemons And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city鈥檚 attention an irregularity surrounding this summer鈥檚 citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit. And now: The Weather. This kind of looks like a Buddha鈥檚 hand to me they鈥檙e a type of Citron, a citrus closely related to lemons. I wonder if whatever causes that twistedness in Buddha鈥檚 hands is present but dormant/recessive in other citruses? @botanyshitposts do you know about this? a lot of people having been messaging me about this, and honestly i had no idea that Buddha鈥檚 hands existed and it totally seems likely to me??? like honestly that seems like a really plausible explanation, especially because when we look at the demon fruit, the twisty聽鈥榓rms鈥 are going off in all different directions when the only place i can see a twisty arm happening on a lemon is on the top. like if the fruit is developing from the original growth point into a body then why are the offshoots developing the opposite way, from a body into a twisty thing? when in a Buddha鈥檚 hand, it totally makes sense because the twisty things are growing outward anyway.聽 im no pomologist but the similarities in the growth patterns really do reflect in The Demon Fruit.聽 @gallusrostromegalus WAIT I KNOW THIS ONE! The short version is that Citrus is a slutty, slutty genus of plants that can knock up pretty much any other member of the genus and uh鈥 it鈥檚 mots recent relative as of 7 million years ago, becuase why not. Usually that makes for tasty children like tangerines and whatnot, but sometimes Weird Shit happens. All modern citrus are descended from Mandrin oranges, Pumelos and Etrogs, the latter being closest to lemons and which looks like this: It鈥檚 big and lumpy and mostly pith but also tasty as hell so Ye Ancient Malay Archipeligo Orchard Guy gets to breeding these for more tasty innards, presumable inventing lemonade in the process.聽 YAMAOG also finds out that it鈥檚 REALLY easy to seriously mess with the overall appearence of the fruit of these very inbred etrogs, and starts breeding all kinds of nonsense, like Bhudda鈥檚 palms, Modern Lemons and Grapefruit. YAMAOG also noticed that in addition to the occasional ugly inbred mule child, you can also get really strange looking fruit if the tree gets sick, is malnourished, if any part of the flower is damaged, or if the weather just sucks that year.聽 In addition to being a Major Slut, Citrus is also a Fussy Bitch. Looking at the Demon Fruit, my best guesses are If you鈥檝e had weird-shaped fruits off that tree before, you might have a very strange hybrid tree like the dachsund-pitbull one of my neighbors owns. If it鈥檚 only the one fruit, and your tree is producing otherwise normal lemons, that particular flower or branch took some kind of damage or had a viral infection, which fucked up all the hormones and hence your lemon has gone all Ending-Of-Akira on you. GOOD NEWS FOR BOTH SCENARIOS: unless the fruit looks like it鈥檚 actually rotting, it鈥檚 safe to eat!聽 weird fruit shapes in lemons pretty much never makes them dangerous, just maybe a bit more tart than usual. Enjoy a nice glass of demonfruit juice! @motorizedduck relevant
Bitch, Children, and Fall: arianod:

rainbowbarnacle:

alexander-lamington:

gallusrostromegalus:

jhaernyl:

botanyshitposts:


spirit-of-science:

thebloggerbloggerfun:

teafortrouble:

eteo:

fall-for-nothing:

trickster-eridan:

buttpilgrim:

scientificperfection:

kittiesinthemorning:

I just don鈥檛 understand how this happened. But here鈥檚 a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

when life gives yo菢袒态蛽蛶蹋虩泰苔廷 酮虃虁虇覊坛虡虧毯虁l蛧态坦虨袒胎蜁胎虠虙處桐虌庭蛦e蜋汰汰虪蹋虪虋虂桐虃虛虁峁兲浱嵦偼浱執弌虪酞酞亭蜅蜆n痰蛪蹋铜艇炭艇蜎虁s谭虪蛻同瞳挺虆汀 谈蛺亭蜆覊苔毯M贪坦蜋蛧彤虊瞳蛥圈袒虜虆虈虘铜蜎蛬蜆K虪袒太踏虈虁庭E蛡酮蛷瘫踏蜌蜁 虨蛿虦态虘童蛻廷蛥艦蛿苔泰坛蹋號彤蛫通A蛨虛蛡虉虂虁虁虤蜆C獭虪虩蛪酮蛦虜亭蛡酮R态蜋蜁酮虁蜖抹痰號蜌虘虋虛虂F蛶蜁虅I同艇虁虃虘酮蜔蛷檀酞踏蛥C挞贪虧蛽虠蜎同虜虓虛虂虂虤虤岣樚短犔疤程┨程娡囂囂毺昐袒蜄蹋贪虙虉蜔

it鈥檚 back

Satan lemon

every villain is lemons

And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city鈥檚 attention an irregularity surrounding this summer鈥檚 citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit.

And now: The Weather.

This kind of looks like a Buddha鈥檚 hand to me
they鈥檙e a type of Citron, a citrus closely related to lemons. I wonder if whatever causes that twistedness in Buddha鈥檚 hands is present but dormant/recessive in other citruses?

@botanyshitposts do you know about this?

a lot of people having been messaging me about this, and honestly i had no idea that Buddha鈥檚 hands existed and it totally seems likely to me??? like honestly that seems like a really plausible explanation, especially because when we look at the demon fruit, the twisty聽鈥榓rms鈥 are going off in all different directions when the only place i can see a twisty arm happening on a lemon is on the top. like if the fruit is developing from the original growth point into a body then why are the offshoots developing the opposite way, from a body into a twisty thing? when in a Buddha鈥檚 hand, it totally makes sense because the twisty things are growing outward anyway.聽
im no pomologist but the similarities in the growth patterns really do reflect in The Demon Fruit.聽


@gallusrostromegalus 

WAIT I KNOW THIS ONE!
The short version is that Citrus is a slutty, slutty genus of plants that can knock up pretty much any other member of the genus and uh鈥 it鈥檚 mots recent relative as of 7 million years ago, becuase why not. Usually that makes for tasty children like tangerines and whatnot, but sometimes Weird Shit happens.
All modern citrus are descended from Mandrin oranges, Pumelos and Etrogs, the latter being closest to lemons and which looks like this:
It鈥檚 big and lumpy and mostly pith but also tasty as hell so Ye Ancient Malay Archipeligo Orchard Guy gets to breeding these for more tasty innards, presumable inventing lemonade in the process.聽 YAMAOG also finds out that it鈥檚 REALLY easy to seriously mess with the overall appearence of the fruit of these very inbred etrogs, and starts breeding all kinds of nonsense, like Bhudda鈥檚 palms, Modern Lemons and Grapefruit.
YAMAOG also noticed that in addition to the occasional ugly inbred mule child, you can also get really strange looking fruit if the tree gets sick, is malnourished, if any part of the flower is damaged, or if the weather just sucks that year.聽 In addition to being a Major Slut, Citrus is also a Fussy Bitch.
Looking at the Demon Fruit, my best guesses are
If you鈥檝e had weird-shaped fruits off that tree before, you might have a very strange hybrid tree like the dachsund-pitbull one of my neighbors owns.
If it鈥檚 only the one fruit, and your tree is producing otherwise normal lemons, that particular flower or branch took some kind of damage or had a viral infection, which fucked up all the hormones and hence your lemon has gone all Ending-Of-Akira on you.
GOOD NEWS FOR BOTH SCENARIOS: unless the fruit looks like it鈥檚 actually rotting, it鈥檚 safe to eat!聽 weird fruit shapes in lemons pretty much never makes them dangerous, just maybe a bit more tart than usual.
Enjoy a nice glass of demonfruit juice!



@motorizedduck

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